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2016

06

Jul

Irina Shayk’s Underboob of the Day

Irina Shayk is magical….and not just because she’s showing the base of her tits for W magazine, but because the base of her tits for W mag remind me how a soulless manipulative babe – who is probably one of the hottest models alive – can manage to go from war torn povery to the fucking A list…because Russia is full of babes, most working on Cam sites, some as hot as this one…but they never break through – meaning a lot of the right dicks were sucked, a lot of fucked up shit was seen…but here she is now…gracing you with the bottom of her tit for free – not getting paid 10 dollars a minute to piss in some mob run basement…dreams do come true…

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2016

06

Jul

Sora Choi Tits for W Korea of the Day

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Sora Choi reminds me that I’ve never banged an Asian…

More importantly, that I never post Asian content…And that is just stupid, Asia is a huge market, and if I was able to get relevant there, you know as the premiere Asian titty blog about irrelevant girls I don’t care about, maybe I’d make it in Asia…

I could be the K-Pop blog of the fucking future…and I could get rich off it…but instead I’ll just look at CHOI’s tits for fashion and imagine being on the Billboards, infomercials and every low level ad in the country like a failed American actor, the Asians love our table scraps and I am table scraps…eat me…Sora Choi…eat me good…like I was the last egg roll at the americanized Chinese restaurant…cuz i know you like Egg Rolls…or is it rice…either way – nice fashion tits.

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2016

06

Jul

Ariel Winter Bikini Ass of the Day

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Ariel Winter is fat. I don’t care how many strategic angles she poses from for her creepy fans who have been jerking off to her since she was 5 and on TV, that’s just how creeps work…I can tell where there are big tits – theer is a sloppy ass – and the chances of this one being any different is a one in a million chance that photoshop may make us think happened – but that reality definitely didn’t…

I’ll still check it out there – seeing famous people do the instagram model is just so fucking odd to me….but it’s happening everywhere around us.

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2016

06

Jul

Joanna Halpin Tits of the Day

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Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, but she is showing tits…

Sure, she looks like every single other model on instagram, which from my experience is everyone – because the number of instagram followers is all that matters and is what makes a model an actual model…

Whether she’s a legit model, whatever that means, modling is dumb…or some self promoting whore whoring herself tits out like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers, trying to get noticed by the one dude who has a wallet, or the ability to get them work….she’s still showing tit…and that’s what matters…

This is the dream of today, the summer job, the hobby, the everything…from poor to rich, fat to thin…all girls everywhere try to exist amongst each other despite being saturated…I am committed to look at the tit..

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2016

06

Jul

Emilie Payet by Laurie Lou Tits of the Day

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Emilie Payet is an amazing topless model from France, who I’ve seen before, and who has a bush because of France to go with her big tits, making her a huge pile of erotic model, that looks all fertile, the kin of Fertile I would like to make babies inside, but instead I’d rather just cum on her bush, not that you can see her bush, you just have to believe it is there – imagine with me – it’s called france…. because no one needs more babies in this overpopulated doomed world…not that I can have babies…these sperms are dead…but what isn’t dead is my appreciation for things that look like this..and because I have a Bush fetish and always have..

Emilie Payet…is lovely…and the nice thing about lovely french girls is their ability to be a trooper and make you cum on the first encounter – they believe in romance and I believe in this.

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2016

06

Jul

Kelly Brook Naked and Tanning of the Day

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Kelly Brook is fat – but like most fat girls if she lies on her stomach to hide her belly, that may even be a pregnant belly, I don’t know what she’s been sticking up inside her, since I Don’t give a fuck about Kelly Brook….but remember the miscarriage I am sure was an abortion that made her make the move to the USA to be Hollywood tits…that never made it…but had already made it in the UK as a titty model…

I just know when you take a titty model out of her titty element and cover up her tits – it’s hard to really figure out what she is, who she is, or if she even exists….

But I guess when your tits are as big as Kelly Brooke, you have to manage them with care, as to not disgust everyone who thinks they may or may not look good…because they are tits.

To See a Picture of her Snorting Butterfly at some event looking fat CLICK HERE

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2016

06

Jul

Taylor Swift and her Hired Opportunist Friends / Her Implants for #TayAmerica of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the fucking worst, no one I know likes her, no one has ever said anything good about her and I guess it is safe to assume this is some kind of attempt to manipulate or prank the media – all while showing off her fake tits…

Long gone are the days of her shy about the paparazzi taking pics of her, and like the slut that she is – she puts her entire self out there, crotch shots and side boobs and all…because most men have already seen it – at least those in a certain socio economic background with a career in entertainment…so like everyone else out there – put it out there and bring your biggest fame whores out to help prank the media with you – because they all come out on top, even if she prefers to get cummed inside…

She’s such a fake bitch and we are her puppets, in her hand, doing what she says, milking this weekend event…harder than she’ll be milking those new tits…and relationship in her next attempt to become even more stupid rich.

Garbage.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF HER SLUTTY BIKINI PARTY CLICK HERE

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2016

06

Jul

Rita Ora in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day

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My favorite thing about Rita Ora – besides her juicy Titas is that she’s fucked everyone including but not limited to Calvin Harris – who you may remember as the guy who was having unprotected sex with Taylor Swift in what I like to call “this is why all celebs and the hookers who hang out with celebs because I will never admit that Rita Ora, a Rihanna impersonator is a celeb. The only reason I know she exists is because I run a Titty blog” kind of thing….

And here are her titties and a little pussy in a bikini definition that you’d think would be so contaminated enough to burn holes in her bikini bottoms or at least be more meaty and battered but I guess that’s the nice thing about bikini fabric technology – that shit can give a fat pig a waistline and it can give beat up pussy the illusion of being tight as fuck…

I guess what I’m saying is that Rita riga Ora does things like a girl should, by getting under a man for relevance that is barely relevance but she can say she got to Taylor Swifts ex dick first. Goals. Levels. Current mood. Fire.

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2016

06

Jul

Caitlin Jenner’s Bathing Suit Erotica for America of the Day

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I don’t keep on top of Caitlin Jenner news. So this bathing suit pic of Caitlin Jenner where you can see her balls may be old, but I figure with it being the wake of the Fourth of July and American freedom – we should celebrate a fame whore narcissist with a hormonal imbalance thanks to steroid use – just going out in a bathing suit for a swim – as tons of cameras look on because he’s jealous of all the attention his wife and stepdaughters get so he decides to full clown the world…

Or maybe…the freedom to jerk off to a chick with a dick in her 60s is what America is all about…or maybe the ability to piss standing up in a girls bathromm while wearing pantyhose is what America is all about…

Either way, fourth of july was 2 days ago – this isn’t about America..it’s about BRUCE / CAITLIN cock.

Posted in:Caitlin Jenner|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Carla Gugino for Some Magazine of the Day

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I say that I don’t know who any of these people are on the regular – because for the most part – I don’t know who any of these people are – but sometimes I am just trolling – by pretending I don’t know who a fame whore bitch is even if I know who that fame whore bitch is – but I don’t actually know the fame whore bitch – so I techncially don’t know who she is – or what she is – I just know her name…which isn’t enough to really determine the motivation for why she’s half naked…not that I complain about half naked – if anything -I live for it…

But Carla Gugino…I genuinely don’t remember, she seems old and trying to make a comeback in some obscure magazine, which I guess is a start…

I usually prefer the sex tape approach though….not black and white fake artsy shit…

Either way, for the Carla Gugino fans…here’s Carla Gugino…