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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2016

Jul

Joanna Krupa Dog Shit Erotica of the Day

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As much as I think picking up dog shit is the responsible thing to do in a city as a dog owner – I always find it amazing or funny or pointing and laughing worthy when I see hot diva looking girls do it…..you know I pick up my dog shit like the low level Mexican that I am…and as an obese men with no flexibility it’s pretty comedic…but when a vapid polish girl who could have been a housekeeper but instead because a sugar baby prostitute to a rich man – who wears designer clothes – the trashiest designer clothes but still designer clothes – and has a staff of Mexicans because that’s what these girls do – but I guess all that changes when your shitty show you were on for free because you positioned your prostituting “model” into relevant person…you’re forced to pick up your dog shit yourself.

Tough times, nice enough fake tits…they have done her well….but not that well because after all the glory we are both the same- shit picker uppers and late night downers to help us sleep with all this pain….

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2016

Jul

Carrie Underwood in a Bikini of the Day

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I would prefer the wholesome heartland singing country star who is recently divorced and / or remarried like a good Christian – not wearing a bikini.

I want to see the full body swimming suits the real Christians wear. All culty and Mormon….because I like my country music to be gospel from the 1920s, all sad and tormented during crop sharing depression before the dust bowl…and not white trash Stripper hick half naked…of the truck driving trailer park country music of today…:

But that’s just because I like seeing the hypocrisy in these God loving people in a less obvious way, you know commit to your Jesus loving lie even though we all know have you’re a white loving Slut who probably takes black dudes and pretends to be the plantation owner…wholesome white people are fucked….

Trick me like you tricked America…. But I guess bikinis aren’t bad….

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2016

Jul

Nadeea Volianova Fame Whore Photoshoot of the Day

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Nadeea Volianova is some low level fame whore with a music video – who in the past I would have possibly laughed at the shamelessness of her low level antics in an attempt to make noise and get famous…

But we live in a world of fame whores trying to get as famous as possible, so we are bombarded with fake photoshoots that either have what the idiot producing the shoot thinks is high concept or just shitty shameless ideas and I’ve got used to seeing it daily from immigrants to Hollywood actors to the girls down the street – they all do the same nonsense..

And for some reason it makes me appreciate the real low levels with their shitty themed shoot because it shows how out of touch they are with their shamelessness – like a clueless Stripper with no idea what is going on or what is a good photoshoot…and I find that more authentic than all the other bullshit

So Russian Nadeea Volianova doing this – whatever it is – is perfectly awful….

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To see her naked in feces look at this pic…..

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My kind of girl…

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2016

Jul

Hea Deville See Through of the Day

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I don’t know who Hea Deville is. I know that I say that about all of these whores, who are interchangeable and only separated by their tit size, age and hair color but are essentially the same thing on the same quest to be a celebrated in front of the camera personality…. But this one I actually googled only to discover she was in the hit film I never heard of called Lolo or maybe it was Lola, I closed my browser and can’t be bothered to look again and I guess that’s been her most important work, besides see through shirts in places she knows the paparazzi are at to ensure getting noticed. Good girl.

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2016

Jul

Topless Woman Stripped on the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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The Swedish Man Who Has Sex with the Forest

Creepy Children’s Attraction

Kidnapping Attempt..

Bathroom Clown Scare Mask…

Woman Stabbed During Robbery

Police save Suicidal Man

Louisiana Black Killing

Girlfriend Live Streams Boyfriend Getting Shot

Dog VS Robber

Woman Stripping Over Purchase Dispute

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about this shitty road trip has been one of the truck stop style strip clubs, but not for the strippers, they were disgusting – but for the all you can eat buffet….it was disgusting…but the constipating kind not the diarrhea kind of disgusting – so I feel like I’ve won….

I should run a travel site / blog…worst travel blogger ever, or maybe I’m the best, you know take this daily curse of blogging and make it really matter…since I’m pretty good at this, give Fodders or LonelyPlanet a run, by giving as little information as possible because who cares – no one cares, with no address or pictures because who cares…and no one cares..

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

A Bunch of Redheads
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Fuck Me Boots of the Day
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Margot Robbie – Bikini Top Back
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Drone Race
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Scarjo Tits are Linked to being Top Grossing – But That’s All Lies
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Gwyneth Paltrow Can’t Believe She’s Hated
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Frances Bean’s Ex is Trying to Get Kurt Cobain’s Guitar
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Game of Thrones Sophie Turner – Tank Top
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Rescuing a Raccoon
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Hilary Duff – BIKINI
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England – a Beginners Guide
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Why Hollywood Makes Terrible Sequels
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2016

Jul

steplINKS of the Day

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I am on the most bootleg summer vacation – because I got scammed into tagging along on the whitest trash week of my life…road trip..stopping in the worst towns ever…staying in the worst hotels ever….

After a 5 hour drive I spent the rest of my day in a ghetto motel – drinking at the bar – by the empty pool with some toothless old women who I guess are living the dream for their 35 dollar a night hotel room that could be a shanty under a bridge for homeless people or a black mould ridden temporary trailer for black people after Katrina Hurricane…- you know living the honeymood dream, if only they weren’t gutter drunken crackwhores that crawled out of the woods….

They won’t give me head…so it feels like home…my stories aren’t that good…but they never really are….and you don’t actually read them….feels like home…

Here are some stepLINKS…the best stepLINKS…the Only stepLINKS…send in your favorite links…and maybe I’ll link them…links…

It’s the Day of the Ass…According to these 47 Pics
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Kaley Cuoco’s Dogs Shat on the American Flag…
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Whore Kylie Jenner for some Brand Being a Whore
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Roseanne says Louis CK Masturbates in Front of His Staff
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Some Whore Named Sylvie Meis in a Bikini
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Mariah Carey – Huge Cleavage
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Em Rat Cow Famewhoring in a Bikini
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Filling Giant Balloons with Liquid Nitrogen
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When Your Train Horn Prank Fails
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I am Still Looking at Taylor Swift’s Fake Tits in that Red Bikini
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Coast Guard Rescues Four Boaters after Boat Capsizes
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Sluts in Sunglasses
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Julianne Hough – Tight Body
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EJ Johsnon – Fuck Me Boots
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Awkward Nightclub Photos
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Busty Charlotte McKinney
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Hilary Duff – Thick Legs
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Woman Pepper Sprays Teen
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Virtual Reality Dad is GOing to Kill Someone
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Rihanna Slutty Performance
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Taylor Swift’s Instagram July 4th Party Pics Were Taken By a Pro Photographer
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Girls into Sports…Slutty Sports Groupies..>SLUTS
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Feeding Semen to Co-Workers
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Darcie Dolce Takes on Some Slut with Big Tits
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Extreme Fisting
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Karlie and Karmen – Naked
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jul

Hilary Duff Bikini Tits Video Party of the Day

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Hilary Duff is one sturdy bitch….so sturdy that she divorces her husband and took him back because she needs a Hockey player to fuck her the right way – slamming her into the walls and shit…

These are some bikini videos, I don’t know why, what they are for, but her big mom tits are in them and for Hilary Duff fans, aka some serious creeps…why isn’t an issue, just celebrating that they happened is…

Take them in…

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2016

Jul

Instagram Slutty Round-Up of the Day

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Too many sluts post slutty bikinis and other variations of slutty slut pics – not enough interest for me to write about each and every one of them….so I just compiled all the sluts…into one slut post – even though the non famous trying to be famous with more followers than the actual famous are more slutty and exciting to stare at than these working in the entertainment industry slutys….

Here we go:

Charisma Carpenter – Never Too Old to Jump…or be a Slut…Slut

Francia Raisa whoever the fuck that is….slut..

Hunter Haley King Not in a Bikini but being a Slut so that’s good enough…slut…

Inbar Lavi in the USA colors despite also being an immigrant….Slut

Jojo….Pointing Out her Butt because slut.

Katherine McPhee – From American Idot to Instagram Half Naked…slut

Pregnant Katherine Heigl….slut…

Lea Michele Tucked the Dick In…slut.

McKayla Maroney – Olympic Slut Gold Medal Hero…who chose slut over atheleticism…or athleticism slutting…slut

Nadine Valezquex near Water with tits, Close Enough to a Bikini or an immigrant sneaking into the country…SLUT…

Odette Annable whoever the fuck that is with a skinny ass…slut..

Sarah Shahi Shameless Butt Shot – but it is Patriotic – is she even American? Slut.

Hailee Steinfeld – Butt…casual but still SLUT…

Nicola Peltz- Billionaire Slut – Not Doing it for the Money but for the attention a slut gets SLUT

Pregnant – Spy Kid – Alexa Vega….SO SLUTTY SHE KEEPS THE BABY…SLUT

Posted in:Bikinis|SFW

2016

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s 30 Year Old Cleavage of the Day

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People, except maybe Lohan, don’t take me seriously when I say she’s a glorious creature who has survived the hardships of living the overpaid Disney star life – becoming iconic before she even had her period – living as a disappointment to her family for ending the money train that she was on…..but to me…she’s better than ever, her face not so much, but the thing with implants is that after they are worked in, and trust me, these ones are worked the fuck in…them tits are FIRE….no wait that’s her crotch – either way – she’s lovely, my spirit animal, the reason I get up in the morning, but not really, I just like being dramatic in the event she still reads the site and feels like no one cares about her anymore…but as along as she has these tits – I care…I care so much that even if she was to die as we’ve all predicted – from mixing too many of her anti psychotics..I’ll dig up the body just to get the implants to cherish for life…I’d even do that when she’s alive…hey are just that good ….

Here’s her birthday dance – amazing..

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