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2016

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was on a walk last night, not to get healthy, but to get some cocaine from a friend….and I saw this really hot girl walk into a house…on my walk back I looked at the house she walked into and saw that the window on the ground floor was open…and I thought…”she’s lucky I’m not a rapist, because a rapist would take that as an invitation and they’d go home thinking about it until giving into their urges, while I’ll just jerk off to her, because coke makes me horny and I’m not a rapist, I’m actually too lazy to fuck those willing to fuck me”….kind of thing…

I am just a romantic…

Here are some stepLINKS – rape free in the morning…

Girls with Dark Hair and Light Eyes
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Phoebe Price – Fame Whore Wars
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Bill Burr’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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Scotta Baio VS Rose McGowan Twitter War
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Cara Delevinge’s Nipple Detector
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Paris Hilton – Black Bathing SUit
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After All that Noise – KESHA walked awar from her lawsuit
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Miley and her Boyfriend Singing Bieber
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Suicide Squad Had Its Premiere – Here are the sluts…
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All the Inappropriate Moments in James Bond
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2016

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s one of those I went to the park to check out young hot girls tanning in bikinis, it’s summer and we don’t have beaches here, it’s Canada, we only have snow….and when I got to the park there was only one girl in a bikini…she was in her 50s and looked pregnant even though those years are behind her….and she was in the skimpiest three sizes too small bathing suit…that she spent at least 4 very long minutes shoving her hand into her bottoms scratching her assholes…was it Hemorrhoids, a rash…maybe HPV….or a bad wipe due to her size….but whatever it was…it was the fucking worst…

Here are some stepLINKS…

THIGH GAPS!
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Britney Spears in Workout Shorts
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Shannon Doherty’s Cancer has Spread…
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Miss Teen USA – Caucasian – Use the “N” (igger) word
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The Dude Who SKy Dives No Parachute
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Margot Robbie’s Fat Ass in Tihgt Red Pants
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Some Random Whore’s Hot ass
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All the Inappropriate Moments in James Bond
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Kat Dennings – Big Tits are Single
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Kelly Rohrbach – Mooning the Valet
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Kia Driver – Annoying as Fuck
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MTV Launches a New Horrible Channel
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Huge Tits on a Monday
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The face of the Dude Who Destroys Taylor Swift’s Destroyed Pussy
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Weirdest T-Shirt Company Ever – Making Manhole Cover Shirts
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Awkward Nightclub Photos
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Gigi Hadid in a Bathing Suit on Set
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Insurance Scamming Woman
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High Couple Crash their Car
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Maxim 100 Red Carpet
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Girls Fishing!
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First Record Played in Space
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Cara Delevinge Uses Nipple Detecting Skills
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Some Chick Named Louisa Warwick in a Bikini
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John Stewart Getting an Animated Show
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Fisherman Spot ALIEN
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Beyonce is a Hacker
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Kim Kardashian in Lingerie in Public
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“10 Cleavages That Will Make You Appreciate Turtlenecks Again”…What the fuck
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Ariel Winter Big Nipples
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Big Booty in Public Prank
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Channing Tatum – To Play the Mermaid in Splash – Hollywood is Out of Ideas…
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Huge Tits on a Monday
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Joey Fisher – Crazy Tits
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Fuckers in the Park Don’t Give a Fuck…
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Girl Records Her Roomate in the Shower
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Worst Boob Job in Porn History
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Hot Girl on a Skype Show
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Hot Greek Ass
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Drunk Uber Passenger
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Some Random Naked Chick
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

01

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk the hottest communist hooker that pretends to be a model and who has had commercial success as a model – all because she fucked or pretended to fuck a homosexual soccer player who needed a beard because Catholic Real Madrid hate faggots….so get the hottest girl you can like you’re Leo – to trick the world into thinking “there is no way he takes dick”…true story…

She was the KGB at the DNC….with her famous womanizer who’s balls she’s managed to remove as these Russian women seem to do – it’s a level of intensity, no soul or scruples, an out for themselves attitude and a wanting all the materialistic shit they can get….because they look like this…and really if I was rich and famous, I’d buy my own version of this…since I am not rich and famous, I can only afford to make Russian whors pee on webcam for 20 US Dollars…which is like 40,000 Canadian….different level of whore, but essentially the same moral and value code….it’s a cultural thing…

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2016

01

Aug

Paris Hilton Snapchat Photoshoot of the day

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Paris Hilton is the fucking worst and I am only saying that because she blocks me off her shit without me even interacting with her shot – and not her actual shit – her social media that I assume is shit – but I can’t watch it because she wants to oust me, alienate me, single me out and exile me to a world without Paris Hilton….

The reality is she’s not even the worst, she makes a ton of money in the international market doing bullshit, she’s not nearly as annoying as the monster Kardashian she’s created, she’s barely even visible…

She’s more the “hilton” name in countries where they have hiltons and see her as a symbol of the American dream…

What you should like about shameless Hilton is that she’s still shameless, just in a quieter way, as she sucks the YACHT shower head like it was the dick that made her famous when she was 20….because you can’t teach a old dog new tricks…or is it you can’t teach and Old Trick anything – bitch is a Trick…but at least she’s not fat because she’s looking hot, even though she’s old…I guess it’s from never working a day in her life…no seriously you’d think her ass would be more mangled after years of drugs and whoring…

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2016

01

Aug

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff posted a snap of her in a bikini – where she’s strategically using her arm to push out them tits together so that her cleavage looks substantial for her fans to jerk off to…but I have a feeling her fans are too weird to even jerk off to her…they probably jerk off to weird throat fucking porn – while Hilary Duff is their princess, their queen, their soul, their life, their everything – that pure and innocent beacon of hope….that they’d never jerk off to – because they hate their moms who are overbearing, and they hate women for ignoring them and not fucking them…but Hilary Duff…that bitch is their queen..

And here’s her ass in leggings….so round and juicy and thick….

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2016

01

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Hot for Brazil / GQ of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model and she’s in GQ Mexico, which is less bootleg than you’d expect it to be because Mexico is actually a pretty over populated country with lots of people willing to buy bullshit magazines instead of using the dodgy wifi, because it’s easier to jerk off to a magazine in the bathroom than bringing in your desktop you got from some Charity in America to help poor people learn….

Victoria’s Secret fucking loves their Brazilians, it’s probably their fault that Brazil had a resurgence of tourism because people assumed they could find similar pussy if they went to travel their but instead they got ZIKA, robbed at gunpoint, and witness a few murders before getting aids while fucking a tranny pre tits…which is just a dude in a dress with long hair…on some bootleg hormones purchased in Mexico…

I guess what matters is that – here are her nipples…for GQ Mexico..

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2016

01

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Sloppy TIt of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan reminds me of the time I told a girl I would like a public toilet clean before she pissed on said toilet – if she’d let me see her pussy…I figured it was a girl’s bathroom, I was drunk, what was the big deal – I’m already fucking gutter garbage trash with a dirty fucking mouth – and parasites – might as well just do this stunt to see some drunk pussy pissing. Yes I’m that pathetic….well needless to say…she didn’t let me watch her pee…but a valuable life lesson was learned – always go second on a deal….because no one, especially drunk women…can’t be trusted….

The reason Lohan reminds me of that is because she’s disgusting…but I still hold her close to my heart…all sloppy titty, unemployed, bratty because she still thinks being Lohan is status or cool..and I guess it is. A novelty act for everyone around her who hang out with her for that reason alone….

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2016

01

Aug

Sharon Stone Bikini of the Day

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Sharon Stone looks good in her bikini and is 100 years old, I know I say a lot of these girls are 100 years old, but this one is legitimately 100 years old, I remember jerking off to her in the late 80s….that means she’s 40 fucking years older than that and 30 is my normal cut off for woman – that means if she was born when I first jerked off to her – she’s 5-10 years older than my cut off for girls I jerk off to – but obviously she wasn’t a fetus when I was jerking off to her – I am not that weird – she was instead showing tits in movies…

I guess if you’re rich enough – you can pay people to lift and tuck and fill your flaws…but then again – maybe I am just used to all women looking like this becuase bitches in California start jacking up their faces at 14…..thanks social media…

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2016

01

Aug

Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini Being Fancy of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is having a bikini party like some kind of cheesy, plastic surgery ridden, cheap and trashy stripper – because…I guess that’s exactly what she is, she just happens to be very fucking rich thanks to the world buying into that Pussy Cat Doll bullshit…people fucking loved it and she got to cash the fuck out and never need to strip again, but instead be the stripper she always wanted to be on luxurious yachts that she can pay for her damn self – thanks to being rich and fuck from horrible fucking music…

Fascinating, but at least she’s got a nice ass…for an old, washed up cunt…that may not have a cunt…I’ve always assumed she’s a dude..and haven’t been proven otherwise..

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2016

01

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Topless for Treats! of the Day

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I have made fun of Ireland Baldwin’s desperation in her social media hustle and public image she’s created through the darkness of growing up Baldwin…

But the reality is that despite being big, pushing 6 foot 2, Ireland Baldwin looks good when flashing her tits…and it may be the tits talking…but there’s something interesting, or that has more substance or depth in a daughter of famous people’s quest to navigate the world…and documenting it along the way…for a social docuseries that is social media…meaning her whoring isn’t the same as an instagram whore…it’s actually from a very weird place that I’d want to know more about…

Sure it may be the tits talking, but I am going to assume a girl who is rich and famous by association to her famous parents, who may want to break free from that and cash in but who has always been on display her entire life…has more to say that a vapid girl from florida and her bikini pics aspiring to be Em Rat Cow…promoting fitness tea…even if Ireland Baldwin is vapid…she’s better than the others…

Ireland Baldwin…is everything..and more…

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