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2016

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day is always when I end up at a counter of a coffee shop or take out spot and the girl serving me has massive – fake looking – but too young to be fake – tits – it always leads to me spending more of my wife’s money than I plan on spending – because tits – fake looking – but too young to be fake – speak to my soul…

The low point of my day was when an amazing long legged model looking girl in the shortest shorts walked past me pushing her bike – and I couldn’t keep up – even though we were both on foot – because obesity….

Here are some weekend stepLINKS…

Girls Covered in Sand
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Britney’s New VIdeo…
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Bieber and His GF / Whore Sahara Ray Naked in Hawaii
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for Brazil in Brazil for the Olympics – That ARe Starting Now
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Some of the Hottest Olympic Athletes
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Pokemon Go for Stoners Leaked…Check Out The New GanjaMan Go!
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Heidi Klum – Great Tits
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Katy Perry’s Big Tits – Without Orland Blooms Dick
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Emma Stone Ass
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Liquid Nitrogen VS Flamethrower
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FTC Cracks Down on Instagram Whores
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Disgusting On Set Porn Stories
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Bad Cleavage of the Day
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Warner Bros Ruined Suicide Squad Due to Fear
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Ruby Rose Getting Water Poured on Her
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Ukrainian Fitness Model – Insane Booty
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Rita Ora’s in Cosmo
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British Whore Panty Flash
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Britney Spears Pranks Jimmy Kimmel
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Racing Pigeon
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Kylie Jenner Disgusting ROund Up
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Instagram Model – Nude in Treats
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Isabel Goulart Skinny legs…
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Smokeable Art – Best Joints Ever
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Rita ORa Dropped Her Keys – LOL
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Will Smith Sings Shitty During Commercial Break
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Tight Shirt
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100 Years of Swimwear – in BODY PAINT
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Where do Your Texts Go
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Corvette Meets Palm Tree
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Hot Swedish Pilot
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Jenna Jameson – Pregnant Again…Romance, Love, Life can happen for garbage..
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Broken Hand Masturbator
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Naked Colombian with Tits
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Bryanna Holly Whore Nudes
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Great Traffic Stragegy
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Win the Lotto – Pee On Your Boss
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Some Slut Slipping Out of her Robe
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Brutal CUMPILATION
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Sex Party of the Day
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On Stage Squirting Insanity…The Dude is AMazing –
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Hot Naked Tight Pussy Bitch
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Cute / NOT Cute
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

05

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Throws Fiance’s Phone and He Wrestles Her of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is a total fucking crazy person, so this video of her angrily throwing her fiance’s phone out of their jeep on vacation is hardly as bad as she gets.

I have personally dealt with a low level of Lohan’s crazy jealous rage and it is terrifying. It was many years ago and somehow she got my phone number and thought I had banged one of her lesbians, which led to a year of random crazy, delusional, insane messages – that I never published and don’t have anymore, but can assure you were fucking nuts…and amazing…because I love Lohan and didn’t want to expose her…..and really felt bad for her because of her level of crazy…

So seeing her boyfriend wrestle her for his phone in video – is way better than it looked in the pictures from the same video…her ass everywhere…but clearly – any Lohan relationship will be dysfunctional, abusive, psychotic, violent and crazy as fuck….but I love lohan and her level of crazy…it’s so hot to me…she’s a goddess

Either way, here are two spoiled brats wrestling for a phone she thinks he’s cheating on her with…so good.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

05

Aug

Censored Sahara Ray Tits You’ve Seen With Censored Justin Bieber Cock You’ve Seen of the Day

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Sahara Ray is some hipster with fake tits – crackhead – party girl – drug addict – disaster – instagram model – with fake tits – who has been showing off her tits for at least 4 years now – so it is only natural that she’d end up in Hawaii with a naked Bieber – doing a “photoshoot” or just fucking – because when you’re a cunt like Bieber and you can bang out anything you want to bang out – you might as well go through every single one of them and the funny thing is all of these fame whore girls will let him fuck them, they crave that level of celebrity to validate their existence and knock them up so they don’t have to work, not that they work, but what is life after instagram model…it’s gotta be rich cum in uterus…or else what’s the point of all this self promotion and building your brand and marketing yourself through slutty pics – oh right…ego, narcissism, etc….

Where are the uncensored pics? Looks like a good time…the youth today..all private jets and paradise vacations…naked and fucking everyone….and anyone…good times..thanks porn.

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2016

05

Aug

Britney Spears Bikini Nipple Dreams of the Day

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Britney Spears laying in sand getting hit by waves is magical..

A nice way to wash off her unshowered, cheetos filled, but nicely tanned and looking fit ass…but I’d prefer if she used my tongue…

I mean Britney Spears still has got it going on, something her family, her team, everyone who exploits and rides her brand against her will….while she’s all medicated and kept half retarded dumb – so that people from K-Fed the Legend, to her parents…to her management can force the monkey to dance….

I would have been interested to see what would have happened to her – if she was left out on her own to survive back before her family took over running her life for her….it probably would have been fun, because when she was left to her own devices, she was naked, pussy was being flashed, heads were being shaved, it was incredible….not that these generic, hostage on the beach isn’t exciting….they’re inspiring…

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Here’s Britney’s New Video for some Song

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2016

05

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Mom Body in a Bathing Suit of the DAy

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Hilary Duff wore a t-shirt showing off her ripped stomach and not entirely ripped in a fitness way, although she is muscular and those could be abs, but ripped in a mom who’s stomach was stretched the fuck out and is hanging off her in a way that only a mom can appreciate – the beauty of sacrificing yourself for your child…and for every husband to look at in disgust asking “where did my wife go”….unless you’re lucky and find a nice elastic bitch who bounces back…

I was never a Hilary Duff fan when she was young, fit, famous and at the top of her game, you know when all the groupies were created….I’ve only got into her in recent years, because I love her thick legs and ass, it’s a recent fetish of mine that I don’t understand – but that is luckily everywhere I look – because people are all hormonally fucked up and sugar loaded and thick…but mom body….this is new for me…and for some reason…a reason I call her pussy probably looking a lot worse off than the stomach because it took the real hit..I am fascinated by everything going on in these pics…

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2016

05

Aug

Brazilian Models for the Rio Olympics Starting Today of the Day

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It is the RIO Olympics staring in the next few hours with the opening ceremony – and it’ll be interesting to see what will go wrong, who will get killed on the street, robbed as Rio is historically the most fucked up city in the world…but it’s got great beaches – if you don’t mind catching super bacteria from a mismanaged septic system…

Point being, Brazil will bring back their pride to events, you know their international famous people that happen to be a series of Victoria’s Secret models…that’s all Brazil’s created – maybe a few soccer players – but so many victoria’s secret models and I assume they are all back to show their Brazil pride for money from brands who want the RIO experience – but in a more accessible way than getting your motorcycle stolen at gun point…

So watch the Olympics, support the corruption…or just stare at their model guests…

ADRIANA LIMA

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Izabel Goulart

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2016

05

Aug

1.2 Million People Like this Gigi Hadid Pic of the Day

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I wonder why….

To put things in perspective…1.2 million people took the time to passively double click a picture of Gigi Hadid’s tits as they were scrolling through their instagram feeds. I don’t know how engaged they were in her tit picture, if they thought it was the best tit picture they ever saw, if they believed in the tits and bought themselves the bikini her tits are wearing to be part of what she’s doing…because she’s so exclusive, celebrity, rich and famous…

It’s interesting to see that people are more engaged in a tit pic of some nobody than they are in anything that matters, it’s like 1.2 million mindless double clicks, for a 1.2 million retards robots, double clicking mindlessly, distracted, empty…and that is why social media fucking sucks…it’s noise for people who are satisfied with noise…instead of content for people who dig a little beneath the surface to improve our lives or other lives….imagine if those 1.2 million ppl spent those 10 seconds on something of value…instead – just put it into shit..total shit…good tits…but still SHIT…

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2016

05

Aug

Heidi Klum’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I like to think when Hitler was trying to kill off the jews – and I guess black people – and retards to create a superior race in the aryan image, despite not having the aryan image, but rather being dark haired, and creepily obsessed with the aryan look, enough that the people bought into his bullshit because I guess he was a great marketer…

I also like to think that Heidi Klum was part of his superior human programming / breeding to create that image…because at 100 years old – after many fucking kids with a black dude with a huge cock- she’s still lookin’ hot…

I also like to think that as a German woman, she’s probably into weird German fetishes and getting shit on.

Germans…

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2016

05

Aug

Emma Roberts Skinny in Leggings of the Day

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Whenever I am recruiting my hooker for the night, you know wandering the streets as I do, looking for the best hookers, who are the ones who don’t have pimps…or escort agencies….I think about Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman, because that’s the exact opposite how my romantic encounter with the broken girl is going to go…I want to cum and be gone…I do not want to finance her hooker life, her money grubbing, her willingness to suck cock for a price, because that’s the kind of girl who you cant trust and who will fuck you over…but I’ll pay her her price, as long ass it is cheap, to suck me off…and give her what she actually wants for herself…

Sometimes, when thinking about Julia Roberts and Pretty Woman, I remember her hot niece, who despite being a rich, working actress in her own right…she’s as broken as many strippers, thanks to a narcissistic dad who created all these idiots, who self destructed after his oscar and has since had the most laughable career….and sometimes Emma Roberts makes me think of her – when she’s out in leggings all hot assed and skinny – with pussy definition visible…not because she’s doing this for me, but because she did it and I’m a creep.

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2016

05

Aug

Martha Hunt’s Work Day Posing with Bras for Victoria’s Secret

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Martha Hunt is one of the celebrated Victoria’s Secret models – which is just a testament to how thirsty dudes are and how we’ll go nuts for any girl who is half naked, and when they are paid to be half naked, they’re even more legit to go nuts for, like they are so good at it – they are pro and people pay them…which is a logic that doesn’t apply to crackwhores who give 10 dollar blowjobs and get paid consistently for 10 dollar blowjobs all day….weird…

Victoria’s Secret is a mall brand, a cheesy mall brand, with cheesy overpriced sweatshop made shit, but people think it is credibility, or since it is in every mall – it must be good – and the spokemodels they cast are the hottest women ever..

But whenever I see these girls on their work days – because each contract has work day commitments, they make 750,000 a year for this, showing up to a store 4 times a year is a small trade off – all while posing with bras like they are working a tradeshow…I am reminded how bootleg and bottom feeding and most importantly uninteresting, but rather money grubbing and fame hungry they are….and despite winning, they are the losers, the rich, hot bodied, well paid, traveling the world in luxury, barely working…losers….which I guess means they aren’t losers at all…and maybe the guy talking about them is the loser….IMPOSSIBLE (totally possible, in fact I can vouch for it being fact)…