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2016

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I feel like a stripper who was tricked or misguided thanks to bad advice – to do a philanthropic / charity strip show at a Syrian Refugee camp…you know the places thousands of these Syrians who sexually assault and jerk off on buses because they can’t handle girls not wearing bed sheets….

My favorite pick-up line – is saying “I am proud to say I jerk off to you”….it confuses girls…especially when they’ve never seen you before..

Another terrible pick-up line is saying “I hate how much I want you to pee on me”…but I like to think it filters out the terrible people…who don’t want to pee on you…because they are closed minded…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Dirty Girls – or What I Like to Call Girls Covered in Dirt Like Dead Hookers You’re Trying to Bury
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Amber Heard Trying to be Elon Musk’s Next Wife….Gold Digger Gets that Billionaires are the answer
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Khloe Kardahsian Fucking Odell Beckham – Party Pic
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Ariel WInter – Had Nipples
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Taylor Swift Leavin gthe Gym with Headphones on and Leggings on – SO Many Headphones
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Nina Agdal Leo DiCaprio Pussy – in a See Through
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Khloe Kardashian Pokies – that’s Hard Nipples for Virgin Losers from the Internet
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Conan’s Custom Superhero Suit
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Emma Roberts – Thight Shirt
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John Gosseling Working TGI Fridays is Funny
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Chloe Grace Moretz is Speaking at the Democratic National Convention
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People Fucking Love Winifer Fernandez Volleyball Player
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Winnifer Fernandez – Vollyball Player and the Man Who Stretches Her
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Lewis Hamilton – New Pussy
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World Record Bikini Parade
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Ashley Benson Less Fat – Still Boring – Tits
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Drifting Japan’s Mountains
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Abigail RATHCFORD is 5 (or her tits are)
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Hot Wheels X-Wing Car
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Jek Off to This Pic of Caitlin Jenner
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Card Suffling Master….Lamest Skill Ever
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Emma Roberts Cleavage
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One Million Dots – Pretty Cool
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Sienna Miller – Homewrecker
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Rachel Bilson Boring as Fuck
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Some Nerds Star Wars Models….
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Irish Fans Harassing Flight Attendant
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Kim Garner Hot Body
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Victoria’s Secret Insider Lies
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Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend is Riding This Trying to be as Famous as Possible and Get as Much Attention as Possible Wave
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Some Skinny Slut Named Rose McIver
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Sheep Traffic Jam
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Collest Laser Ever
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Jeny and her Mud Bikini..
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MILF Masturbates
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Friend Eats Pussy
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Blake Rose Big Tits..
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No More Porn at McDonald’s
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Titty with a Rose
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Ass Massage
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Greek Slut…
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jul

Irina Shayk – Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk is still in her bikini – being the Russian Male Order bride she’s become and is so good at, like Miranda Kerr, Billionaire Hunter, you know that this bitch knows how to fuck…because her looks, despite being amazing, alone shouldn’t be able to brainwash and manipulate a motherfucker who is rich and can fuck anyone…she instead uses communist spy torture and manipulation tactics coupled with her looks and obviously really mind blowing sex to lock these fuckers down..

She’s definitely a weirdo opportunist, but in terms of models, she’s one who I like trying to figure out her twat…through her yellow bathing suit bottoms…but I guess I would do that to any bitch in a skimpy bikini – because that’s what perverts do, it’s how pervert lives, it’s pretty much all we know…

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2016

Jul

Mandy Moore in a Blue Bathing Suit on Set of the DAy

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Mandy Moore is back…I mean back enough…or back as you’d expect her to be back…which is in the most dull, uneventful, she’s got money and doesn’t need to be here kind of way…but she’s in a one piece…which is about as racy and exciting as she gets….

I guess when a girl is nearing 40 she’s at her sexual peak and starts to not give a fuck and put herself out there – you know after all the sex with random drunk people and gynecological exams and a dripping vagina that just wants to get filled – leading to low cut shirts or flirty behavior that is always awkward and inappropriate places – because their vaginas just throb to get filled all day and they can’t control it…

So this is her being slutty for male attention as 40 year olds do…

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2016

Jul

Demi Lovato Does the Tranny of the Day

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Demi Lovato doens’t interest me because I am convinced she panders to her childhood fans – by taking them on some bullshit story that is her “life”…designed to sell product…it’s all she knows and she fucking worked it…She was gay for a minute, not gay a minute later, she was bi polar which was an excuse for anytime she showed her true self and went off brand…and least interestingly, she was into being fat and owned being fat…But for some reason…a reason I call being a lazy fat chick is ok for a year or two but it’s better to come out on stage being your hottest and tightest especially as you get older…

Well – she did a slutty shoot – looked like a tranny – but is wearing make-up for a make-up / love your body / down with body shamer / is so backwards – but not really, we expect all celebs to be full of shit..

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2016

Jul

Eva Longoria’s Downward Pointing Nipples of the Day

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Eva Longoria looks like shit…she’s old, she’s sloppy, but I guess she’s tighter bodied than the Mexicans she hires with their 6 babies as Mexicans do, because she’s got the genetics to be built like a Mexican but she tries so hard to not be a Mexican, she’s a cunt like that…I mean unless when it’s time for her to use it to her advantage like it was Sofia Vergara’s accent..you know that bitch can speak perfect english…

That said, on an international level, Eva Longoria is HUGE. People are fucking obsessed with her, they think she’s some philanthropist or superstar, it’s like the David Hasselhoff effect where no one in AMerica gives a fuck about the motherfucker, but the rest of the world just latched on and love that person…

Not that that matters, or her and yet another man / husband / it’s not her first…in her bikini looking dumpy and it’s not just me saying that…it’s her nipples…blame the nipples..stare at the vag.

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2016

Jul

Hilary Duff – ZIKA Virus? of the Day

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Hilary Duff is the kind of girl who has the weirdest fans, probably the social awkward kind who have gone through a series of therapy their entire lives to try to integrate them into society – but their ADD and obsessive compulsive disorders brought on by autism – are committed to this bitch….

She can be 300 pounds, or have a dick, and they’d still be committed to her, ready to marry her, waiting for her, just weirdo superfans – you know who don’t ever evolve…because that’s scary…

Well, Hilary Duff got hit by mosquitos and I figure since her fans jerk off to anything she does, they might as well go at this mosquito bite porn – or better – ZIKA porn…always innovating Hilary Duff / forcing her fan to dig into weird places for new orgasms to her…

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2016

Jul

Charlie XCX Ass in Concert of the Day

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Charlie XCX is looking less sloppy in concert – for those of you who don’t know Chalie XCX – she’s a virtual nobody who was a bit fatter than this and who used her tits and ass as a marketing angle – in what came across as a bootleg Miley Cyrus, try hard, concept – but I guess it works for her, she tours…even if you don’t know any of her of bullshit music….

Well, she’s been keeping up appearances by wearing what is a pretty skimpy panty and weight loss or not – her pussy still looks fat…works for me but only because it’s pictures and I don’t need to watch her desperation in video doing akward dances while not even being cute….there have been so many of these slutty pop tarts who never quite make it – but who get naked..it’s a genre of it’s own…this is just the one that’s dominating the space for now..

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2016

Jul

Sofia Vergara’s Tits on Set of the DAy

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Sofia Vergara is some hooker – who tricked the right client to give her a shot in the entertainment industry – under what I assume was extortion…thanks to the help of her Colombian team of drug cartel gangsters who helped her orchestrate it…

Because…Sofia Vergara and her hypnotic tits were once ILLEGAL immigrants that Donald Trump would have married if he was into Hispanics more than Eastern Euros….she smuggled herself into Florida with her kid in tow…and now..in her 40s she’s a superstar actress who can barely speak english…and it’s not because she gets nudes – it’s because she’s tactical…and what Trump is warning you about illegals..they get into your economy and just take it over…

She’s in lingerie on set, her fans love it, I’d prefer seeing her earlier porn or exposing her story – for what it actually is – but that we’ll never figure out because as we know – people take what they are told at face value – instead of researching……but maybe no one would care – since her tits is all that matters…

All I can think about when seeing her in her expensive shaping lingerie, is that 87 percent of Muslim these fundamentalist Muslim women who are in Hijabs, you know full bed sheets, actually wear really slutty lingerie, sometimes with anal beads inside them, because they are only human…even if you don’t think they are because you’re racist.

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2016

Jul

Christina Ricci’s Merkin of the Day

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Christina Ricci is back at work, I guess she’s ready to hit the scene again – now that she’s got a kid to send to college or some shit – maybe she’s always been working and I just stopped paying attention – because there was a weird period between being the child star, turned busty indy movie queen, to having a breakdown, cutting off her tits, and doing some tv show like Ally McBeal….which is where we left her…

Well, she posted a picture of her MERKIN on set, which you know is her bush in the shape of panties so that she an give the illusion of a hot bush, without being bottomless, but with Merkin – usually comes TITTIES…

Just ask Lisa Bonet, who I guess is on some show doing what Bill Cosby taught her back when American was great and Rapists were allowed to sell JELL-O products…

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2016

Jul

Doutzen Kroes VS Mariah Carey Cunt Flash for Charity of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes flashed her vagina in the worst way – but not actually flashing her vagina while attending world leader and bullshit model fucker Leonardo DiCaprio…who along with fucking models and men according to my sources – he also is an activist, with his own charity that is coincidentally a tax write off but also proof of his caring….

So dude who flies private jets and cries about the environment – who owns houses around the world that all use power – who owns cars that all burn gas – and who makes stupid fucking money – shows that he’s not bullshit – by putting on celebrity events – that cost millions of dollars to raise a fraction of that for charity…