Who gives a fuck about Nicole Scherzinger…even when she’s in a bikini on an expensive boat – twerking…
Her entire career was based on twerking on stage in lingerie…this is the older and tired…still fit version.
Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW
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2016
22
Jul
Alexis Ren is Working It of the Day
Alexis Ren is naked for the internet – or for fashion – or for a great photographer who is at the top of his game – David Bellemere – for what is probably LUI magazine – because if you want to make it – you gotta get naked…
Alexis Ren is some whore who you probably know as the girl with a hot body and shitty face who masterfully navigated the social media landscape by finding a male model content producing boyfriend who she could collaborate on and not just through her vagina – but through aspriational, young love, paradise dream content…that I know at least 3-6 girls who have actually followed their lead and found themselves a boyfriend they travel the world with, holding hands in the sands of Thailand or some shit…
She has created a brand of porn without penetration that targets women who have miserable lives dreaming of a life partner they can go on permanent vacation with…
It’s not that amazing, it’s just amazing that she’s not that hot, but I think that helps her cause because it makes her lie more believable and accessible…
Nothing is real..but I think her tits are..
Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW
2016
22
Jul
Lindsay Lohan Slutty Words of Wisdom of the DAy
If history were to be folded …
Where would we put the crease?
Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you ???????? we???????? all ???????? take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future)
Academy Award Winner in training and Sugar Baby Billionaire Wife because she’s spent all of her money – because was dirty money that represented her parent’s exploitation of her…the robbing of her childhood….her early life celebrity…that led to her demise in her 20s….her entire 20s…but she’s a survivor, she didn’t self destruct, she is just perfectly shameless and shallow and pretending to have depth….but then again she’s so fragile that it probably makes her sad and hurt on the inside…trigger warning….setting her off down that slippery slope of destruction….
But seeing a sexy posing Lohan telling you to sleep with an idea for the future…whatever the fuck that means, I mean her future involves being trophy ex celebrity wife to a Russian who still gets excited by american pop culture….is inspiring…
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW
2016
22
Jul
Good Old Fashioned Misogyny at Baywash Bikini Carwash of the Day
I am not a misogynist, I am just misquoted as one by idiots who don’t really understand feminist political theory…I like misogynistic things…but believe in empowering women by catering to men’s erections….
So I don’t find a Baywash Bikini Carwash to be something actually misogynistic, I’ve wanted to open a bikini carwash for years, I’ve also wanted to open a bar that has wet t-shirt and mud wrestling events every night, like old times, when these kinds of things were socially accepted, loved and just part of the american fabric – that is the greatness that was what America once was and probably the greatness TRUMP is trying to sort out because he’s a fucking pig – who would be all about this shit every time he’s in Florida…possibly an investor when he was down in Florida practicing his presidential inaugural speech…
Good old fashion American dreams…the closest thing to a stripper with a purpose – and it gives instagram whores with good bodies a purpose, something to do, since not all can be Em Rat Cow…
Here’s their instagram CLICK HERE
2016
22
Jul
John Stewart Does Coblert on RNC of the Day
I woke up with a morning election.
Here’s the biggest thing that’s ever happened to the Colbert Report as Letterman…
Obviously, I watched the RNC, not because I am American or can vote, but because I am a citizen of the fucking world and seeing a reality show muppet talk total nonsense as idiots cheer on – is serious comedy, satire, a joke…in what should be the most serious of venues.
I watched the speech – he said nothing – he didn’t even make sense, he wasn’t even charming, he was just making sounds in weird voices – with an occasional dismissive “USA USA USA” and an occasional “Believe It”…it is a fucking joke.
I love when the ignorant idiots on my social media say “get back to tits” as if all I do is tits, but they have the mental capacity that can only see tits, so I get how trump got into this.
The TV and He has told me he’s a billionaire over and over again, he’d be a President…but we all know at our core that he only ran as a joke, a publicity stunt, and it went way further than expected, which played to his ego – all while he is laughing at all of you….and now he’s in over his head and committed to the troll, which as a troll, is the ultimate and only impressive thing about the campaign….that’s not to say Trump is a comedian or trying to be funny or even realizes he is trolling, he was obviously driven by ego and narcissism to get started on this, it was all marketing himself in the beginning, not a joke but rather self promotion and thanks to weak contenders got this far….he doesn’t actually care about making America Great…but he’ll keep saying it over and over so people on an emotional level believe….
I am not American but I have a brain, eyes and ears and I know when people are lying, when they are pandering to basic people by saying what they want to hear…
I also looked up the MURDER rate of the last 30 years which is down, so making America Safe in an era where it is statistically its safest, by putting a lot of attention to crime like sensationalized media does for ratings…is just manipulation tactics…and if you don’t see that, you just want to believe so bad that the root of your problems is illegals who help your economy and Big Business manufacturing overseas – which has everything to do with BIG BUSINESS making those decisions to rape you of your money. It’s not trade deals….they made those trade deals to make higher margins and cheaper manufacturing…..
So Make America Great…it’s already fine..so this propaganda is jokes, but works, which is bigger jokes…
Here he is rubbing his daughter inappropriately after her bullshit leftist speech about her dad like a good Christian who converted to Orthodox Judaism like all good Republicans…
Posted in:John Stewart|SFW
2016
22
Jul
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I just saw a young girl, probably under 18, in a pair of jean shorts that were jacked so far up her ass – that she should have been wearing a skimpy bikini or her panties…and the craziest thing in the whole thing is that she was with her mom, who didn’t give a fuck that her daughter’s ass was hanging out of her shorts, because I guess they watch the Kardashians together and realize that is the style….and I thought to myself, I am glad to be in a world where a mom would sell her daughter’s sex tape for a dream…or a mother would let her daughter dress with her ass out so they can parade the streets together feelin’ hot…because that is what life is about…especially when you have a mom/daughter fetish as I apparently do….
Here are some morning links…in the morning….
Latina Sluts in Slutty Selfies
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Lohan’s Sexy Pose for World Peace
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World Record Bikini Parade
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Do You Like Jared Leto’s Joker
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Hugh Hefners Wife Removes Implants
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Cheese Rolling!
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian
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Average Guy VS Football Player
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Calvin Harris – New Pussy
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Terrible Driver of the DAy
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Impatient Dog Rocking the Horn
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2016
21
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
The closest thing to a life lesson I’ve ever been taught is that if you’re having sex with more than one girl, or if you’re married and you have to fuck other girls to keep you sane enough to not murder suicide your wife, always use condoms with the sketchier one…and I’ve gone through life fighting that – by not using condoms with anyone – figuring if I end up giving my obese wife an STD from my philandering she’ll finally fucking leave me – or maybe we’ll finally have something to talk about – not that I have sex with her…but sometimes…I get cornered and have no choice.
I guess what I am trying to say is that the weirdest thing in our friendship is knowing you have in an asshole…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Girls Who Burn Their Bras…
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show Remake is Terrifying
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Scariest Movie Moments of All Time
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Megyn Kelly Dressed Slutty at the RNC
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Caitlyn Jenner Says it Was Harder to Come Out Republican than TRANNY
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Katy Perry Big Tits for an Ad
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Kate Hudson and Diplo are Fucking
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Is It Time To Get Grandma and Grandpa Some Weed?
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The Most Relaxed Cat in the Squad
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Rose Mcowan Nipples on her Great TIts
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian Make-Out Session
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Seventy Years in Los Angeles
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JOHN Gosselin Works at TGIFridays!!
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Hollywood is Filming a FLATLINERS Reboot – What the Fuck…
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Lady Gaga in a Bikini
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Paramore Sung By Movies – as Bad as You’d Think
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Jessica Abla – Purple Bikini
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Rita Ora’s Tight Yellow Pants
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Pornstar Working Out
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Glass Exploding in Slow Motion
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Man Saves a Deer in Distress
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Taylor Swift Sues Everyone – Even a Guy who Did a Stupid Billboard of Her
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Mila Kunis – Pregnant Mom
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Michelle Obama Carpool Karaoke Weirdness
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Korean Movie Theaters are Awesome
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Average Guy VS Football Players
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Olivia Munn Legs
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Pokemon Go Car Accident
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Magician Wows Penn and Teller
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Celine Dion Porn – But Not Really – Unfortunately
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LET’S HOPE Khloe Kardashian Dies from her Eating Disorder
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Mariah Carey Huge TITS
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Rita Ora in TIght Yellow Pants
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Weird Tape Mime on America’s Got Talent
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The Most Insane Car in Pakistan
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Christie Brinkley Doesn’t Care What You Think About Her Looks
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Mirror Selfies of Babes
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Eugenie Bouchard VS Taylor Swift
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Random Tumblr Porn….
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Real Sloppy Huge TITS
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7 Seconds of Tits
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Threesome of the Day
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Girl Eats Another Girl Out
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Nice Big Ass
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Throwback Nudity – Anni Jurgenson
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Crouching Pussy – Hidden Wang
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Slutty Redhead
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Tits Fall Out at the Waterslide
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Good Demon Pussy
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016
21
Jul
Margot Robbie White See Through Bathing Suit of the Day
I wonder if this is part of the Suicide Squad marketing, get Margot Robbie out to the beach where we can hire paparazzi to take pics of her, and make sure she’s in a see through bathing suit – because people love nipples in see through bathing suits – I know my high school masturbation was based on one swim day – with a girl in my class wearing white bathing suit – that was completely see through and no one told her…pussy lips fully exposed which was fucking huge as a 16 year old..and that I’ve carried with me until today…where I am older, more desensitized, and totally uninterested in a Margot Robbie, I don’t find her hot, I don’t get why she’s as famous as she is, or booking every movie, or all of a sudden some it girl….but I guess at least she’s not Jennifer Lawrence….even though Jennifer Lawrence has fantastic tits – she’s more annoying that Margot Robbie and her new found, confusing even, fame….
Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW
2016
21
Jul
Kristen Stewart’s Making Out Lesbian of the Day
This is not a hot kind of girl on girl kiss.
This is not your college hot girls making out in an era where Lesbians didn’t run rampent and girls used to do things like wet t-shirt contests and Jello Wrestling to get male attention or guys to like you….
This is not you porno lesbian with two stripper looking girls making out before having fake orgasms for dudes to jerk off to – and for girls who don’t like dick in porn to secretly think they are naughty for watching – before biting the bullet and fucking chicks….
This is more the lesbians you don’t want to see making out, like girls who look like hipster teen boys, which is a type of lesbian like the fat shaved head in plaid….but not the kind you’d like hollywood starlet you may have liked watching TWILIGHT because you’re weird having…
But I guess it’s just a kiss…who gives a fuck…besides the weird jesus people at the RNC who think this is against GOD’s way….
Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW