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2016

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I watched the RNC again, day 3, I have no idea why but I am drawn in…it’s not like I had other options, you know no hot tinder girls offering to eat my ass, and no money for booze, makes me a prisoner to my life…I mean along with everything else that makes me a prisoner in my life…

That said, I’ve been made a believer, from Newt’s fear mongering, to Trump’s awkward and cartoony hand gestures, to a pro-lifer Vice President, to all that God shit, even when talking about Space Travel instead of separating church and state…..and the whole thing is very fucking manipulative…I can’t see how Trump and his Orthodox Jewish daughter, communist third wife, lying orange skinned muppet face won’t win….people really want to believe the snake oil they are selling…as if any politician has any power – or can change the world with false promises – and it doesn’t even sound that good, but it sounds better than what the other guy is saying…very fucking weird. It’s the WWE the political version. America loves that shit….I just want to see more sluts in the mix…

Here are some morning linkss….

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Weird Pregnant Belly Fire SHow
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why the Concorde Failed
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Train VS Truck
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Sluts on a Yacht
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Hot Volleyball Girl
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Stella Maxwell in Lingerie Bullshit
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One Year With a Slutty Weather Girl
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Revisit Hot Asses from Yesterday
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2016

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided to leave my house, I figure it’s summer, I should get outside and not continue my winter hermit life, despite hating the outside world and all the bureaucracy trying to oppress our freedom…you know because some people think saving up their entire life after working a shit job to go on a Disney cruise with their fat wife is as best as life gets – while I know that’s the worst life gets and that I can’t even afford a fucking Disney Cruise so why fucking bother….

I saw a fat ass jogging in tight shorts and I watched it closely, intently, I almost wanted to rub behind it so that I saw every jiggle, bounce, fold, and realized…life isn’t about slaving for a disney cruise at retirement…it’s about creeping on hot chicks who won’t fuck you – by taking all you can get from what they are giving – sometimes it’s a hard nipple, other times tight pants – if you’re lucky a blowjob….or if you move to the third world you can pay them for sex -life is outside, it’s there waiting for you to live it…so I walked back inside, sat on the couch feeling accomplished – knowing I found the meaning of life and now…I don’t have to go back out there for another few weeks…I mean I just found the meaning of life – let a motherfucker rest…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Asses…
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Tiffany Trump Song of the Day….
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Post-Credit Movie Scenes
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini….
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Hot Indoor Volleyball Girl
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Toni Garrn Bikini….
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Best Tip For Growing Marijuana In Your Closet ?
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Pug Runs in His Sleep
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Matt Damon Hates Guns because that’s the Trend…
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Sporty Girls..
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Selena Gomez Looking Bitch with Huge Tits…
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Beyonce of the Day
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This Doctor Has the Best Excuse for Semen on Patients Face
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Gay Ads on Craigslist Increase During RNC – and Escorts are Making Big Money
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Security Camera Catches a Child Ghost
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Matt Damon Hustles Casey Affleck in his Reddit AMA
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Rose McGowan Hard Nipples
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Superman 64 Video Game Trailer
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Throwback Anna Kournikova Topless
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Record Breaking Bartender
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Dude in 250,000 Dollar Car VS Skateboarder – Definitely Fake
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Gigi Hadid – Hot Body
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Joanna Krupa Gas Pumping SLut
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Chloe Ferry Wet T-Shirt Nipples
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Poodle Refuses to Leave Car
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Lady Gaga is a Cheater
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How Space X Will Get Us to Mars
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Ava Sambora’s Bikini Modeling at a Fashion Show of the Day
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Kim Kardashian Gets 700,000 Dollars an Hour…..
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Naomi Campbell Bikini Slut….
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Tugging on Clothes…
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Slutty Weather WOman of the Year – a Compilation of her Best Work
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Third Eye Blind Trolling the RNC Event….
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The Evolution of the Joker
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Slutty Kyla Fox
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Coughing Up Blood
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Making Fun of Cutter Sluts
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Big Nasty Tits….
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Lisa Bonet Sex Scene
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Slutty Boat Ride of the Day
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Whores Fighting…
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jul

Miley Cyrus Still Lives of the DAy

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I think it is important to celebrate Miley cyrus whenever she brings out her character Miley after putting it in storage when she went back to her future husband to live the semi normal life on their pile of money – because like all these other idiots – she is also a media manipulator – totally not authentic – fake tumblr weird – but naked – which makes any and all intentions irrelevant so long as she’s naked…

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2016

Jul

Lady Gaga Bikini Nightmare of the DAy

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Lady Gaga is being ousted as a Taylor Swift, you know a media manipulating cunt who lies and creates an illusion by polarizing their story into something marketable – and really committing to said lie…the kind of girl who cheats on people, slits some throats and turns the story into a “poor me”…when the real victim is viewers like us, forced to listen to every fucking song they create on repeat – to the point we know the lyrics – which basics confuse for liking the song – while people like me just get mad about it…because it’s garbage – manipulative and she’s not that hot…

My only Gaga story is that years ago – I fondled her ass when she was in a VIP area at a club, fully on sexual assault mode – but not because it turned me on, it was more a grab her ass – see if she reacts and she didn’t so keep grabbing her ass – like a creeper….but a creeper with taste because throughout her career her only redeeming quality has been that ass…

THE FUNNY THING in my rapey hand grabbing Gaga story is that I wasn’t even in the VIP, she didn’t even know I was grabbing her ass, we never even met and she just didn’t react..which to me was her consent…but everytime she cries about sexual assault and victims – I know I did something that wasn’t rape at the time – but that today – the feminists at the college level would go crazy about…KINDA FUNNY…

I guess what I am saying is Gaga’s tears for victims are lies, she actually likes sexual assault, it’s gotta be the only reason her career happened – because that face is terrifying…

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2016

Jul

Rita Ora Nipple Tape VS Benson Nipple of the Day

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Rita Ora nipple tape is pretty offensive, bold, cocky of her…it’s like now that she’s booked a hosting job on TV, she feels like she doesn’t need to be a shameless exhibitionist, but rather, just imply that she’s an exhibitionist by basically putting a neon sign on her nipples to remind everyone looking that the nipples are there – without seeing the nipples – because she likes to keep a little mystery, now that she thinks she can, instead of just remembering showing her nipples the other day / week / month – we have seen all her nudes …but I guess that was before she was a network TV girl on America’s Next top model….back when she was still prostituting herself to rich guys to give her hit songs…she’s never had….who knows…

Maybe she should take the lead from hard nippled Ashley Benson, just don’t take her diet advice…

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Yes, I’m a grown man…

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2016

Jul

Georgia Fowler Nipples of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is an IMG model – which means she’s very very very important and not like some kind of low level instagram model – even though even models from big agencies like IMG need to do some level of instagram modeling – because otherwise no one will hire their sad little skinny asses…..

Only she has the ego to call herself a a real model who does real model jobs – but more importantly – who appeals to A listers and Rich guys – and has even been seen with Leonardo DiCaprio – the most important model scout and PR person in the world….and it’s not even his main job, in fact he doesn’t do it for the money, he does it because it’s a passion of his…

Like all good models, Georgia Fowler did a topless shoot – so here’s her tit…

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2016

Jul

Britney Spears is a Mom in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears is an inspiration to us all – you know that not only can you have a kid that if you are tactical about can become your full time job, put the pressure to earn on them, and if the stars align because of their cuteness or their ability to dance at Disney Auditions thanks to Jazz Ballet classes…you can live the good fucking life…and when she’s over 18 and you’re feeling the burn from spending your earnings you made off of her faster than you thought – now that you’re cut off – and she coincidentally starts doing crazy shit that allows you to institutionalize her and take control of her – she can keep earning for you for decades to come. People rely on her.

More interestingly, she proves that you don’t have to be a model bitch with a Victoria’s Secret contract to cold dick, sometimes you can find that rich broken girl to seduce with your dick, so you better have a big dick, that you can knock her up with after a little brainwashing so that you secure – a retirement plan and never have to work again – thanks to the enough money to go around all thanks to this tight enough mom body in a bikini.

I am a fan..

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2016

Jul

Shannen Doherty Cancer Downer Slideshow of the Day

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Wow…Shannen Doherty really knows how to pick up all our spirits with this photo series of her shaving her head due to breast cancer she’s been treating like an asshole by not cutting off her tits – at least that’s what I read somewhere – because I guess cancer is traumatic and you don’t want to jump to conclusions and cut the fucking shit out of you – you want to take treatment that doesn’t cut it out of you and ride it out hoping it disappears…

I don’t know anything about oncology – or about breast cancer other than that it is the enemy for targeting my friend – the breast….I know people die from this shit, and it is very possible that Shannen Doherty will die from this shit, so documenting the journey is less about fame whoring and more about therapy…awareness…who knows…I just know it’s not tits, not nudity, not panty flashes, but rather someone you probably jerked off to at least once – fighting for her life – publicing – it’s pretty fucking depressing…but I guess then again, so is life…you know since we’re all dying.

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2016

Jul

Kate Upton Humps the Air of the DAy

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Kate Upton humping the air doing some fitness – looking better than she has for a very long time because she knows that she had to get in shape to get back to the top of the charts she was once at. No longer a cocky girl with huge tits – who just assumed her tits would carry her through life, even though they did, coupled with her trust fund of course, because people are fucking basic and get excited when they see tits. Not realizing something I saw the first time I saw her – and that was that “this girl’s gonna get fat, grow fat, be fat”…..and that’s exactly what happened – and she had the ego or confidence to not give a fuck, she still did shoots and booked jobs and got bigger and bigger..until a few months ago, the fat shaming opened her eyes, she got healthy and looks good again – as the better version of herself – sine fitness is a good thing, taking care of yourself is a good thing, being a fat pig a bad thing….so remember kids – fat shaming works.

Here’s her Yoga Pants…and her new ass – far less offensive than they once were….

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2016

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Tit To Leg of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio Fake Titties!

With Miranda Kerr using her Australian charm to get some misguided billionaire to buy into her and propose to her so that he can have a real life model wife to himself, one he probably jerked off to when he was coding snapchat on planning his billion dollar project masturbation breaks and he probably is pinching himself with excitement that all it took was a billion dollars and the most relevant app to lock her in – because it’s true love and she’s not a superficial cunt…

I figure we should give other old timers with at least one kid from the same company, who weren’t fired some titty attention to their tits as they rock their bikinis…for their social media – still being funded by the brand that didn’t fire them – not forcing them to find tech dudes to manipulate and lock in….

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