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2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A girl I was talking to called me a porn blogger in a negative way, something I’ve been getting for a long time even though I don’t think I’m a porn blogger as I don’t watch porn or cover anything porn, so I decided to treat her like a porn blogger would, and offered her 100 dollars to stick random things in her ass, only for her to call me disgusting and tell me she wants nothing to do with me….which was fine, I’m a married man…

But after doing some digging, not much digging, I discovered she was a sugar baby, who is less about the sugar daddy and more about being a straight up escort. With no job, no career, always at fancy restaurants and hotels, traveling to resorts…and has even had gangbangs with these dudes after a night of bottle service at the club…

So I’m the disgusting porn blogger….but she’s just having fun…

So I’m the pervert, but when a rich guy gets and expensive hotel room and a good dinner, it’s just a good time…

The world is an interesting place…filled with sluts and whores who don’t think they are sluts or whores…but they don’t think they are either, they just don’t want to work a day job…

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The Rock Hates Vin Diesel
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People Love Taylor Swift’s Tits…But Can’t Stand Taylor Swift
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Miranda Lambert in Cutoff Shorts
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The Man Who Sounds Like Celine Dion
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The Most Expensive BBQ in the World
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Gaga is Not Dating Ray Liotta…
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Katherine Heigl – Doesn’t Hate Seth Rogan and Seth Rogan Doesn’t Hate Katherine Heigl – But I Hate Both of them…
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Firefighters Rescue Duckings
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Megan Fox Shat Out Another Baby…
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Groom Surprises Bride with Dance
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A Dude and his Porsche 912
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Girls in Flannel
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am into being creepy – but in an ironic way. Which means if you’re following a girl for 10 blocks as she walks her puppy, make sure to bump into her along the way and ask about the puppy each an every time…say “oh what’s his name, he’s so cute, how old is he”….then when she breaks free from you and moves on…try to bump/pump into her again and ask the same thing…by the third time you do it…if you have the athleticism to keep up, she’ll either think you’re crazy, or hysterical and fucking with her like you’re Candid Camera for your Youtube channel and bitches love being on TV shows….so she’ll probably fuck you…

What I am saying is be the obvious dude who turns around on the sidewalk to see the hot chick who walked by you from behind – thanks to her tight dress…why be subtle, they all know you’re a creep – so own your creepy….or offer to take her to an expensive dinner and shopping – girls hate working, love free food and love gifts….

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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Booty Flash
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The Bass Jo
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Tracy Anderson Celebrity Fitness QUeen in a Bikini
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Colorado Water Tainted With THC – 50 Gallon Orders Coming In Fast!
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Benedict Cumbatch – Cums in These Tits
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Bella Thorne 18 Year Old Cleavage
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I Still Love the Courtney Stodden Head Shaving…
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Adriana Lima in a Dress
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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How Queen Got Trump to Stop Using their Song
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What Makes a Scary Movie
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COurtney Stodden’t Weird Miscarriage Ritual
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A Bunch of Thigh Gaps
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Sara Jean Underwood – Tits for Attention
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R. Kelly is Banging a Teenager
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Amber Heard was Late – People Care
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Lindsay Vonn Bikini Ass
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The Evolution of the Joker
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The Story of Nintendo
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Victoria Silvsteadt Whore in a Bikini
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The NSync Reunion Pics are Weird
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Solid Mug Shots
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Tara Reid Rugged
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Two People Leaving SNL
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Victoria Justice Boring
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Girls in Sports Bras
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John Oliver VS Olympic Opening Ceremony
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Dolphin Steals Ipad
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Bai Ling – Sheer Top
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Some Rugged Chick with Disgusting Fake Tits
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2016

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Titty Slip of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan looks so young and vibrant – considering she’s 100 years old…or feels like she’s a hundred years old…or has lived the life of a hundred year old at least in terms with how many dicks she’s and in her….it would take a normal person with the sex habits of a college frat boy 100 years to pull off those numbers…that vagina has been seen by millions…and fucked by almost the same amount of people – but not as FUCKED as how her parents FUCKED her..

She’s a lovely creature, even with her jacked up face, that I’d want to jack off on, because I am a Lohan fan….

Her incredible, light nippled breast, is hanging out of her dress, reminding me of the pasty redheaded freckle invisible nipple, tear drop shaped implant that no matter how skinny and near death she is – is great….

She may not be the future, she may be washed up and done, but I am a believer that the Oscar is coming….and in the meantime, lots of 40 year old dudes who used to jerk off to her when she was 16 are cumming, unless they’re more into finding new 16 year olds…like Bella Thorne…which they are…

Lohan…is God…and her nipple may just be acne…

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2016

Aug

Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

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Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…is the only thing you can really say about Natalie Imbruglia, as a one hit wonder – that’s all the world knows of her – not that she gives a fuck, that was the era of cashing the fuck in in the music industry and that song has carried her to the riches….around the world…a life of luxury and able to retire at 27….

She’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying..but I guess in the 90s when she mattered, he was on friends and that alone made him matter…it was his one hit wonder in his own right – giving them something to discuss and people who fucked the system…

I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but I remember her being cute and at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome substantial….

I know, Australian women are hot, until they turn 25 and dry up into some shrivelled raisin white trash thanks to the hole in the ozone layer…I guess she hid inside on her pile of money….but at 41, maybe the only thing trying up is her fertility….and with a body like that…menopause is a hot concept, the contraceptive that is normally not of champions – but rather old bitter married people…

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2016

Aug

Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum is playing it up for the paparzzi – while wearing her bikini – because I guess she likes the attention, loves the camera, and feels like she’s in her element…

We know how easy the German people are to please people they deem worth pleasing….whether it’s a client, a boss, HITLER, or SEAL and his massive penis that made her an army of beige children…just to prove that her sexual fetishes of being stretched out in the pussy like a good German Dominatrix, who comes with Golden Showers….is more important than building an Aryan race….in a “Look how much of a Nazi I am not”…

I like to assume that Heidi Klum was created or is a product of Lebensborn –

“Lebensborn e.V. (literally: “Fount of Life”) was an SS-initiated, state-supported, registered association in Nazi Germany with the goal of raising the birth rate of “Aryan” children via extramarital relations of persons classified as “racially pure and healthy” based on Nazi racial hygiene and health ideology.”

Because she looks like something that genetic modification would make on the back of millions of Jews….I mean that or breast implants..while on her back for billionaire Jews…at Victoria’s Secret…you know…models…

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2016

Aug

Taylor Swift’s New Titty Side Profile of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s got some tits….

I wonder how that happened for her, or why that happened for her, maybe she got into eating fast food or hormones in her food, or maybe she finally hit puberty….but I like to think she’s an emotionally stunted terrorist who in her sexual deviance she sings about as dumb songs about childish schoolyard love – since it’s marketable….she’s actually into very ADULT sex and party of that is growing out some tits….at the plastic surgeon’s office to feel as sexy as her model friends or the porn she’s addicted because tits are back in style, guys like tits and all the models have tits…so peer pressure trying to fit in by not fitting into her bra…has to be what this is about…

Good tits are only 10,000 dollars. Taylor Swift made 175 million dollars last year, which is probably more that 175 million dollars, which is about 500,000 dollars a day, but you have to factor in money she’s made off all her previous years, which is a lot of dollars the last 6 years….probably over 500 million that at 10 percent ROI is another 50 million a year….what I’m saying is bitch can afford tits…so she’s likely got tits…because her whole backstory is whore and everyone knows anyone who isn’t a cancer survivor getting tits is a whore..at least according to me as I stare at their tits….thinking the only reason they got those tits was to make dudes cum faster…good girl..

They are all trying to brainwash us…devil women…

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2016

Aug

Olivia Munn in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve made fun of Olivia Munn in the past – because I have nothing better to do with my pathetic life – and that’s how I fill my days…

I was angry that her hustle actually worked. Her goal of becoming an actor before social media whoring existed – meant she had to whore out another way – and she whored out on Attack of the Show, which was on a now defunct nerd/gamer network, a show on everyday – that actually featured this site more than once, and I just thought it was pandering.

I thought “nerds can’f fall for this accessible babe – pretending to be accessible – who is clearly not going to fuck with them unless they were the founder of snapchat, or similar, which probably happened a lot, because who the fuck else would watch that G4TV shit…

I just hate seeing nerds get taken advantage of in all their nerd social awkwardness, but now that I’ve learned that nerds are actually egotistical narcissists with superiority complexes, who are evil, let babes take advantage of them, it’s not like they’re doing shit to help me….

So seeing her in a bikini, now as an actor in big movies, is like a fucking win…she went in for the kill and killed, and all it took was these titties…

I am not admitting to be a fan, but I like the hustle…

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2016

Aug

Iggy Azalea in a Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a fake bitch who tried to ruin hip hop…because hip hop is actually ruined and she was just cashing in on it like the bottom feeding leech who offers very little to the entertainment industry – besides really bad music that pretty much offends everyone – and makes people wonder how such a fake ass – possibly fake Australian with no Australian accent but bitch is probably Australian and just secured the work visa, pull off her fake hood story but I remember people love fake asses enough to humor the girl spewing her fake stripper story…

Well, she’s trying to get some buzz going again and posed by the pool because her scam – has made more money than your scam and a hell of a lot more money than my scam…the closest thing I have to a pool is when my wife accidentally pisses on the floor – she’s too fat for traditional apartment toilets…

Speaking of toilets…Here’s those iggy pics…with her new ass…

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2016

Aug

Lea Michelle Tits Still Happening of the Day

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Previously Flat Chested and Post Puberty Lea Michele – often confused as Liam or Michael – because she has a trans vibe to her – brought her new face and tits to a red carpert, the second time this week and it’s only Tuesday…on some hustle to market or promote something, probably herself as a sexual being…who is hot and who you can jerk off to..and not think “do you think she’s got a dick”…

I guess what I’m saying is that it’s nice to see her recover from the loss of her Fiance she let die of a drug overdose because he wasn’t actually her fiance…and she wasn’t actually sad about it…because she’s too into herself and her own career, who has time for that…

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Christina Milian Tits in a weird attention seeking clown outfit was at the same event…trying to get the same eyeballs on her…

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2016

Aug

Camille Rowe for Some Company of the Day

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French hipster titty model Camille Rowe did this campaign for some company, she didn’t show her tits like a french girl is supposed to, but that ass is amazing…

It’s some hipster shoot you can’t jerk off to because it’s not as naked as hipster titty shoots but could try to jerk off to anything really and you probably do….

Not to mention, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, in contract….from hipster titty model to mall brand panty vendor and that means on a commercial level, according to the mainstream media – and all their lies – coupled with my own perversion and opinion….she’s good…she’s going places…she’s rich from doing this…

So girls get naked…you may end up like Camille Rowe…Dreams do come true…

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