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2016

04

May

Constance Jablonski for Glamour France of the DAy

I think I am being forced to do this post on Constance Jablonski…because when I was laying in bed sexting at 11 am this morning….the first thing in my facebook feed was Constance Jablonski,…and I clicked on her page thinking “why am I friends with Constance Jablonski,”….only to discover I am not her friend, or her facebook friend, but I follow her without any memory of following her…I mean I barely even remember the name Constance Jablonski…..but turns out she was a one timer at Victoria’s Secret, the theme of the day…

The kind of girl, straight from FRANCE, who used her tits, which in France is called her bathing suit top, to get into the media…but unlike Candice Swanepoel the mall brand doesn’t keep them on board…but the model…will forever be allowed to tell people she once peddled sweatshop made over priced mall sold garbage…like being the Queen of Walmart quality…with a bit more prestige…

She’s now in Glamour France…not exciting – but it happened…

My favorite thing about France isn’t this shoot, this model, or the French language…it’s the passion that leads to ANAL on the first encounter…these girls are SEXUAL.

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2016

04

May

Emily Osment Cleavage of the Day

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I have this theory about Emily Osment and that is that she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….

Up on some Caitlin Jenner hustle, where tits get hits at any age or genital…people love tits and are forgiving about tits…

You know a statement that PUBERTY killed him, but it makes most girls relevant, so why not participate and change your fate…

That is my theory…and here he is showing some tit…

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2016

04

May

Vita Sidorkina for TREATS! of the Day

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I already posted Vita Sidorkina today, because she’s magical and amazing…from Russia but not in the sex trade..in the Victoria’s Secret trade and this is part of their marketing of her, put her naked in everything, like some kind of pornographers in the panty business, who don’t want anyone to know they are pornographers, because they have stores in malls in Christian America and you know how Christians are about keeping the smut out…they are more into keeping it in the preacher’s office with children hoping…not in PANTIES ADVERTISING AND SELLING….

This is for TREATS!, the hub for sugar daddies to find eligible slutty immigrants to fuck for money and / or the good life…#modeling…

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2016

04

May

Kylie Jenner of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the young, fat, Kim Kardashian clone we can assume this rich garbage family created in the dumpster outside their basement plastic surgery clinic, you know that grew out of some flesh or fat Kim K cut off, or maybe she is Kim’s illegitimate child she gave the mom to raise as her own, because she’s just as disgusting looking, she’s just as mangled and plastic surgery ridden, she’s only 18 and hardly looks like her dad Caitlin…

I think it’s unfortunate that these cunts exist, that they work, that they are celebrated marketing vehicles for brands…

But I really think it’s unfortunate that these private jets are supposed to be unsafe…yet they rarely crash when the people you want to be in them when they crash are in them….

The amazing thing about Kylie Jenner is that she’s trending on my FACEBOOK – for “posting a picture of her legs”….because FACEBOOK controls the media and feed us all this shit…they are a public company with Shareholders…

I guess the other amazing thing is that she’s dissing BALMAIN publicly after they pay her and her sister – they must be happy about that…

“Check out my awesome dress I got paid 100k to wear….Oh Fuck It’s Garbage…LIKE ME”…

All I gotta say is too bad the cuts on her leg, weren’t her throat…bledding it out…

HOW IS THIS NEWS…

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2016

04

May

Bella Thorne is Still at it of the Day

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I’ve been avoiding Bella Thorne the last little while….it was just too much of the same shit over and over again and I was tired of it…

There are only so many times I can post a girl who claims to be 18, but looks 45 with decent not very offensive controlled BOTOX and fillers…and realistic looking fake tits…

She is out there being subtle slutty in her social media, the pervert fans are into it, loving it, celebrating her…because their lives are that boring, pathetic and depressing…all while she’s sitting there laughing at how stupid and basic humans are…it’s so easy to win them over…all it takes is cleavage selfies and squats….maintaining this just being a girl…not being slutty insta whore…yet being a famewhoring instagram whore…SO CLEVER…

I just find it boring, where can you go from here, her personality isn’t strong enough and all this shit is all the fucking same…I need more than a selfie to feel complete in my soul…I need sex tapes and spread asses…she’s still a Disney Star, not quite there yet…but it’ll happen…she’s just that kind of well trained child of stage parents…

Here’s her famewhoring, tail riding, hipster garbage sister…and her big tits…doing a shit quality photoshoot hoping to get some of the Bella Throne spillover..

TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IN TIGHT CLOTHING CLICK HERE HERE HERE

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2016

04

May

Maitland Ward’s May the Fourth Tribute of the Day

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I was going to write in the MORNING HANGOVER DUMP or the STEPLINKS how annoying social media is, or will be, because of the whole MAY THE 4th Be With You statuses, but luckily, I avoid social media most days, so I don’t have to be influenced or affected by all the terrible idiots I am following or connected with – yet hate because they are idiots, the same as all other idiots, polluting my peaceful days…with their basic, uninteresting, uncreative bullshit…

But leave up to Maitland, my friend who I rely on for low level fame-whoring stunts, like dressing up for her NERD audience, doing the whole May the Fourth thing with her tits…big tits…big old lady tits..

The thing is that you can’t hate her for knowing her audience, the people who care about her are people who jerked off to her on Boy Meets World, where she played the hot girlfriend…in the 90s…so that kind of fan…is a very very very special kind of Autistic…socially awkward and sad…so if this brings them joy…she’s done good….because everyone deserves joy…not the Jennifer Lawrence movie, that shit looks terrible…but you know what I mean…and that is that Maitland’s good to her fans and more importantly…her tits are huge…

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2016

04

May

Montana Lower Naked for Simon Everiss of the DAy

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Montana Lower should lower herself on all of your dicks, because when a girl is out there trying to get famous or seen, she should be the one doing the work…not the other way around…

Why should you try to prove yourself by making her cum, or even squirt, like some asshole trying to live up to the sexts he sent on TINDER to get to this moment of fucking in the first place….forcing a motherfucker to practically have a heart attack by fucking her athletically like some kind of fitness guru as she just lays there as the hot girl..banging the fuck out of her as she watches and checks her instagram likes…or googles herself to see if anything happened on social while she’s out “socializing” to get ahead…

It’s all part of the biz…

If Montana Lower is not interested in getting famous, seen or noticed, and is just having a good time and dealing with being a cute girl…and the struggles being cute…by posting to instagram and doing these “shoots”…naked…and I’m wrong about her intentions…of trying to get rich, famous, or fucked by the rich and famous…I’d be surprised..since all girls, every single one of them is an opportunist using sex appeal to get ahead…you know…FEMINSM…

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY..

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2016

04

May

Vita Sidorkina for RUSSH Magazine #69 of the Day

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Vita Sidorkina is a Victoria’s Secret model, probably a one timer, like so many of these other whores they use for a minute to test the waters and to see if they have what it takes to be a top tier mall brand promoting whore, usually from another country…(see previous post on Nadine Leopold)….

She’s working the media, she was in LUI Magazine recenlty, where I wrote the same thing about her, because I know nothing about her and I’ve never really heard of her before, so I figure I’ll just repeat what I already said, it’s not like people read this shit anyway…

She’s a 22 year old Russian goodness with some fake lookin tits, who moved to NYC at 17 because of a “sponsor”…and she’s on the rise…getting herself out there…or at least letting Victoria’s Secret team that is fully connected and rich enough to buy placement for their models in magazines, usually topless, to get people talking….then for other brands…because with that on their “Property Of VS stamp”…on their inner labia, because VS create and own all their girls…modern day human trafficking…that the girls love because it makes them feel ‘Legit”…and the industry eats it up like they are legit..creating stars…CREATING starts….through nudity…

I guess what I am saying is that I like her, but I really like that she’s licking an apple for dinner, what models should be doing…low calorie. Stay skinny…

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2016

04

May

Nadine Leopold in a BIkini of the Day

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I follow Nadine Leopold on snapchat, I have no idea why, I don’t even really know who Nadine Leopold is, but apparently she’s a “model” from Sweden, who did Victoria’s Secret once or twice, which was enough for her to appeal to get her US Work Visa and live in NYC and work on what’s important…rich guys…

On her snapchat, she’s ZERO funny, ZERO interesting, yet she is front row at every sports game…

She even flew to LA to see Kobe’s last game, and fly to Coachella on a helicopter…

She is everything you’d expect for a hot blonde girl who needs her rent paid in America and who knows rich guys love having hot girls around them…paying for them…buying them shit…and covering their rent…

She probably isn’t deserving of a post, she’s that low level, but she’s probably not that bad, she’s probably charismatic, or funny or fun to have around…

I mean why say no to the good life when thirsty dudes are handing it to you…it’s not prostitution…it’s just living and having a great time…can’t hate that…as long as she keeps up the half nakedness…

She’s cute, but nothing incredible or life changing…so many girls look like this..but none that are riding my dick…

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2016

04

May

Chloe Grace Moretz in Instyle UK of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is in Instyle UK’s June 2016 issue because Chloe Grace Moretz is one some Publicity tour, probably promoting a movie, because Hollywood is pretty boring, typical, not so creative run by a handful of people who like a handful of people and constantly use them in their average at best content…

They don’t look at talent or dig for the best out there, they just take what’s handed to them and that already has a bit of an Audience…

It’s boring, but this shoot is kind of fun, except that they put her in a recycling bin, assuming people will re-use her because it’s better and more efficient than finding new people…while I’d prefer if she was thrown in a garbage can…a message a prefer…

I guess what I’m saying is…I don’t like Chloe Grace Moretz…I have no idea why because her face is great…but maybe I just hate what she represents and that is that you perverts masturbated to her when she was underage – and that’s wrong.

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