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2016

24

May

Gillian Anderson Tits on a Computer for the Nerds of the Day

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I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she were hot were just undersexed perverts with no real options….but to jerk off to the star of their favorite show…and they were, I was right, but surprisingly…they still exist and will forever remain the object of their desire – thanks to being an obsessive compulsive, socially awkward nerd – who still considers those years the glory days…

I assume those people are probably the same people who still visit the site…all 3 of you…who come visit the site…so as a service to you and your adult virginity…and memories of your youthful chronic masturbation to girls you pretended were your girlfriends…who you made sex dolls of as you came on their pics…like Gillian Anderson…here is her cleavage…many years later…in some selfie she posted…weirdness…alien shit…the real x files…

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2016

24

May

Edita Vilkeviciute for Shitty Zara Catalog Pics of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute has big tits…Zara has big budgets…together they came together and made fucking garbage…

It’s like when you see too really hot people together in love – with some ugly retard kid in a bike helmet with thick glasses on at the age of 3….all autistic from Vaccines, and mutated because TWO RIGHTS don’t always make a RIGHT….

The world is saturated with boring catalog pics that look like they are shot on an iphone..

The world has too many, even though we can never have too many, people playing model on the internet like a bunch of fucking losers who should be beat up, and bikini pics and nude pics are everywhere – shot for under 100 dollars for props for the most part…

So when you have 100k or you’re paying a model 100k…a titty model…who has worked with all the brands…for some big production thing – why not go fucking big – instead of this…

It’s like I can’t even see her pussy slit in her bikini bottoms – what the fuck is this shit…I’m going back to looking at nobodies on instagram…

The only good pic is her fake laugh so I can imagine stickin’ my dick in her mouth like I was the one who helped her escape eastern europe at a price..

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2016

24

May

Ariana Grande’s Subtle Butt Shot THOT of the Day

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Ariana Grande is a THOT…and she’s straight THOTing on her snapchat like every girl out there in the #Squad all thirsty trying to be whorish without being actually whorish..

In this case we have a prime example of “I think my ass looks good”….but presented as “cute inanimate object in the corner next to my butt”….

Brilliant..or is it shameless…or is it obvious….I mean everyone knows what’s going on here…and that is that she’s the worst…

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2016

24

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Legs Post Paparazzi Pics on her instagram of the Day

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Celebrities are such egotistical creatures, so self involved and in love with themselves, that they believe all the good things people say about them instead of listening to the bad things people say and use it as constructive criticism….

I’m in an era where all people would do is shit on the paparazzi, so thanks to social media, we now know that the paparazzi pics celebrities used to complain about, because they are liars and make a living from lying, and like to play things up are actually images they like of themselves, that they use to promote themselves, because it’s competitive out there, make sure you’re the one they are paying attention to, and if you’re Britney Spears or Brittny Murphy, make them your boyfriend you need them… since calebs are egos and love all images of themselves…

So this is a paparazzi pic, Chloe Grace found when googling herself, that she’s posted without credit in a “Look at my legs”…because despite paparazzi being shitty photographers..with decent cameras…this makes her look less doughy, maybe she’s been bending it for Beckham…

Shameless whores…all of them….but none of them post pics of themselves getting shit on..

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2016

24

May

When You Bang Leonardo DiCaprio You Land Vogue Beauty of the Day

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Here’s a pretty simple mathematical equation for you…

Big Titty Published Once Model Kelly Rohrbach + Sex or Fake Sex To Hide His Homosexuality with Leonardo DiCaprio = Landing Baywatch Movie and leveraging that to a Vogue Spread…because now you fucking matter and all it took was a little fucking or the illusion of fucking…

Make fucking fucking count girls…and be like this whore Kelly Rohrbach…in Vogue Beauty..lookin’ all big titty and modeling..

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2016

24

May

Emily Didonato in Vogue Ukraine of the Day

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Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled with fast food and not starving themselves.. eating their feelings with sugar addiction – candy and greasy foods everywhere…plus sized model that shit, don’t body shame me, be body positive even though YOU ARE GOING TO DIE with your fatness – it’s scientifically proven you lazy cunt…

Let’s celebrate her for “Fleet Week”…this time in Vogue Ukraine not SI or VS, who are usually forced to outsource their skinny chicks, while only using fat Americans….to make their brands accessible…

She’s not naked, I think she’s banged Jake Gyllenhaal, these pics aren’t that good..but they happened bro..and sometimes that’s all that matters..

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2016

24

May

Charlotte McKinney Pays the Paparazzi To Get Gas With Her of the Day

Charlotte McKinney may be a rich girl from Florida who managed to network her way into rich guys who got her jobs using really strategic tools like her massive natural tits….

America loves tits, she is tits, and she speaks to the trashy wasteland that is the majority of America…the Energy drinking…pick-up driving Americans…the same people that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore and Farrah Abraham….Hooters and bootleg versions of hooters you’d expect McKInney to work at since she’s not that hot but has huge tits in a society built on celebrating tits…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…

This is the American dream..and it’s out there calling the paparazzi and posing while she gasses up in Yoga looking poses, because it gets her attention she needs to sustain her tits being famous…in a world where tits are endangered because tits are hated by feminists unless they are on fat chicks…and they decided that tits being the sole reason girls get paid…is bad – even though we can all agree it’s great…just the girl they are attached to isn’t…

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2016

24

May

Bar Refaeli’s Fat in Elle Spin of the Day

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Bar Refaeli must still be big in Europe, I mean if you measured her she’d be big everywhere, all fat like she’s thrown in the towel thanks to her A-List hooking taking a backseat to settling down with a rich man and making babies…

She’s still out there shamelessly promoting herself, not her underwear line today, but her pregnancy, probably planning on making the social media star so that she can tap into all the baby product money and mom market money – because she likes money…and money likes her, mainly because money is Jewish and Jewish men need to marry Jewish women to keep their family happy and those Jewish women should be model women instead of lawyer or accountant Jewish women – since it makes you look like you have more status at events…so a hot Jewish woman is more valuable than GOLD….and diamonds that dudes will surely have to buy…

I guess I have higher expectations for Bikini models…

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2016

24

May

Rita Ora’s Big Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora wore a sheer shirt on her snapchat – because she’s the tits…and not in a Bro kind of way – calling their friend “the tits’ because they are so great – Rita Ora is the tits because it’s the only thing she has going for her…it’s the only reason she’s got a record deal – the only reason people care – and the only reason why people talk about her and allow her to continue her Rihanna impersonations…that she’s slowly becoming too old to really pull off official…because she will never be Rihanna – she’ll sure as hell try though…

She’s the worst, but I guess anyone dying to be famous is going to be pretty fucking shit…but she’s got tits..

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2016

24

May

Anne Hathaway Big Momma Tits of the Day

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Everyone may hate Anne Hathaway for being a cunt who doesn’t deserve the Oscar for cutting off her hair…while other people love her for being the Princess Bride…while I just don’t give a fuck about her and her irritating face and acting roles…but we can all agree on one thing…we don’t mind watching her mom mom tits in a dress at a premiere…because mom tits make milk and human milk is way less weird than drinking cow milk…it’s more natural…but tell the pregnant girl you’re trying to latch at the grocery store that and she’ll just call you weird and/or get you arrested….

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