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2016

20

May

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum is in Cannes…so she did what you do when you’re European to begin with and you get on a boat…especially when you’re old as fuck and still look this good…so it doesn’t matter when you get topless, if anything it’s a fucking humble subtle brag….especially when you factor in her dozen kids she has with SEAL who was a massive man – with a penis you know destroyed this woman in so many way – yet still bounced back looking like this…

Maybe it’s science, I am not a scientist, maybe it’s german genetics thanks to HITLER….maybe she likes to be shit on…I don’t have these answers…but I’ll just stare at her tits instead…and that’s saying a lot since girls die at 25 to me…

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2016

20

May

Josie Canseco’s Lookin’ Good in her Best Slutty Pics Ever of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the 19 or 20 year old daughter of Jose Canseco. She was trashily named Josie after her daddy, because just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions before shooting off his hand, doesn’t mean he’s classy…especially when Baseball groupie turned wives are strippers from the road…

This is some straight from the trailer park new money spoiled brat and she’s fucking perfect..

What isn’t perfect is that these pics which are AWESOME, and I hate all pics and photographers, they seem so cheesy…but these are done by PURIENNE one of the best pre-instagram nude photographers….

The problem is that these aren’t nudes, but are censored, photoshopped out nipples and pussy, when the shoot is for fucking PLAYBOY…

So PLAYBOY in doing this whole SFW bullshit, has decided to take as RISKY as they can implied nude pics…without showing nudity…when they are PLAYBOY….to generate ad dollars….but they’ll go 98 percent of the way there..

It’s just fucking stupid, ridiculous and silly..just own who you are, anyone who conforms for ad dollars is a fucking pushover, corporate puppet faggot.

We all know they are gonna go back to naked…we don’t need more instagram pics…that aren’t even as nude as instagram pics because people aren’t nipple removing assholes – not even VICTORIA’S SECRET!

Garbage – but this girl is great…and shouldn’t be censored…by the looks of this shoot – she looks like she was really ready to bring the penetration….and when a girl is ready for that – who are you to stop her mr Photographer man…

Rich kids…troubled or not…going hard for attention or a TV show because they already have money and don’t need to be doing this – is everything….

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2016

20

May

Selena Gomez Promotes Her Concert Nipples in Lingerie of the Day

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Selena Gomez has hard nipples and she wants you to see them…because that’s all part of her marketing strategy to get people to her show and to get people to think she’s hot or has sex appeal…

She tried the “I have been undergoing CHEMO ” thing, but I guess showing off the fake tits is a better approach…

This girl understands the media and will do anything to get seen, talked about or noticed, it’s the Disney way…and the funny thing is she’s not even that hot or talented, but she won’t let you think that, she has a high paid team to branwash us into thinking otherwise…

Garbage…in lingerie…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

20

May

Cara Delevingne Has Nipples of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is overly famous, not deserving of fame according to my expert opinion..ysince I’ve been at this 12 years and no one even knows I exist…you know real fucking authority on the subject…I don’t even think I’ve been interviewed by local radio for my thoughts on a sex tape…maybe I know nothing – seeing as I a ma hack…

Well, she’s in a magazine because she’s a model and because Warner Bros and the Suicide Squad team want their people out there promoting their shit…like they are MARGOT ROBBIE….even though it comes out in AUGUST…a big deal for a girl who is only in the scene for being the funny girl at the right party people and celebs started to like…who navigated and leveraged it all….and she’s showing a bit of nipple…

She doesn’t excite me, not even her lesbianism. We’ve seen her tits, this isn’t exciting, I am just posting this because I am pathetic…

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2016

20

May

Lara Stone and Elle Fanning Tits and Other Tits for AIDS of the Day

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AIDS may not be a death sentence anymore, unless you’re PRINCE and your religion tells you not to take the meds…but it is a great excuse to have a star studded party…

It’s like even if they found a cure for AIDS, AMFAR the organization that wants to find a cure for AIDS in theory, wouldn’t be very happy, because they would have no point and all the execs who put together these million dollar nights – wouldn’t have anything todo with themselves…

They’d have to stop being a not for profit, and declare their income and the whole scam would come collapsing down…but I guess they aren’t there yet, there is still AIDS in Africa, there is still an excuse to get models out – to get some attention to the billion dollar industry of HIV management….

Because AIDS never looked this good, except maybe when LIBERACE had it – back when AIDS really matterd…

Elle Fanning

Katy Perry

Alessandra Ambrosio

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Posted in:Lara Stone|SFW

2016

20

May

Ariel Winter’s Hard Nipple of the Day

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I guess Ariel Winter figured that tight cropping herself from a weird angle in what is the longest and thinnest picture possible…makes her look less fat…while out in a tight shirt, not rocking a bra, because she had a breast reduction to reshape her nasty sloppy fat girl tits, into tits with hard nipples that you’d want to stare at….because you can’t give up your number one selling feature, the thing that distracts from your face and belly…when your career is based on your looks…you just gotta make them better…and milk the story as long as you fucking can – so that it feels like you and your tits matter..

I find it weird that people love this piggish thing, but I assume based on TV ratings, it is because they follow the show she’s on and have been hard for her since her early onset puberty from being whored out by her parents – it’s traumatic…

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2016

20

May

Charlotte Carey Nude Model of the Day

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I don’t know who Charlotte Carey is – but she’s in a hipster nude shoot – so therefore I like her –

We live in a world where everyone is a model, and as vapid and superficial, self involved and narcisstic as that is….I mean it’s pretty much at the point of silly…I am all about it…because I get to discover girls in every city who want to be famous, who get naked to be famous, and who really believe they are worthy of fame and are creating art in some movement of DIY erotica….

It’s great…these shoots are all the same, the girls unmemorable and interchangeable…but I’ve see their tits and them in stupid dramatic poses for no reason – so I feel like it’s improving my life and the world as a whole..

These are the leaders of tomorrow….

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2016

20

May

The Kylie Jenner Has a Sex Tape of the Day

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There’s a story that came out yesterday involving Kylie Jenner – that shook an entire community….of mainly black dudes…because they are dying to see Kylie Jenner get fucked by a black dude….because the story was that there’s a sex tape..between her and TYGA…

Obviously there’s a fucking sex tape, this is mini-Kim…in an era where girls who aren’t shameless whores film themselves fuck, so there’s no way TYGA didn’t fuck Kylie, there’s no way the family didn’t encourage them to fuck on camera, there is no way there wasn’t a script dropped off at the bedroom door to reference KIM…because look at what a sex tape did to the fucking family…it made them win…and it’s not even a big deal..

I saw sites talking about the legalities of how TYGA could release the tape without getting SUED….

Here’s how…VIA the Mom and the company that released Kim’s porn…

This is a trashy family…this is what they do…and it’s great because like peddling lip plumper, this will get vaginal lips being pummelled on video from every girl she reaches…perpetuating this DIY porno world…and I endorse that..

I just hope the company releasing it is a company I work for so I get first dibs and make fucking millions off this…

Come on Kylie -Make me some yacht money…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

20

May

Christina Milian is the Worst of the Day

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Christina Milian is the fucking worst…even though these are my favorite pics of her…

I don’t know why I am so against her and her whoring..I just find it so unappealing…she’s old, she’s a mom, and every time she’s out there trying to get fans to stare at her ass reminds me of how ghetto she is…

She’s not progressing the black power movement, she’s just saying that even when black women get rich, they need to rely on being strippers or whatever to feel self worth…

I would rather see Christina Milian go to law school, she’s in her 30s, she’s got the resources, simmer the fuck down…and you’re not even hot…fuck off.

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Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

20

May

The Whitney Houston Hologram Sings with Christina Aguilera Weirdness of the DAy

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I saw this video earlier today and it was fucking disturbing, not because the media thinks it is important to project a video and audio of Whitney Houston singing a Whitney Houston song while Christina Aguilera does Karaoke along side of it…but because Christina Aguilera looks fucking awful…

I am all for dead crackhead with the voice of an angel coming back from the dead in a really low quality hologram…but mainly for sexual purposes, which I guess in a way this kind of is, because clearly it’s smut at least one guy is jerking off to, probably the guy at Whitney Houston’s estate that will be getting a royalty check for every iTUNES download after this airs on the voice…

IT’s safe to say that we are eternal…as long as we have footage of us for people to watch – even though we’re still dead…

This is just pretty fucking trashy…but so is America, so it works…on all levels…

Oh this was leaked…something Christina Aguilera’s mom pussy knows too much about….fluid everywhere…

Meaning – they want you to see this but they will pretend they don’t….

It’s called BUILDING hype.

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