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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

May

Jenna Vecchio is Titty Gym Girl With Tits Too Big for the Gym of the Day

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People are freaking out about this Jenna Vecchio from Ottawa Canada character – who was kicked out of the gym, or probably asked to cover-up for dressing like an exhibitionist stripper – in tight and revealing fitness gear – at the gym…where people wear fitness gear all the time…just not 4 sizes too small…I guess…

We can assume she is innocent, just a naturally busty girl trying to live life, being oppressed and judged by having big tits, in a world where big tits are no longer celebrated, but are instead a crime…

Or maybe she’s bought her tits, to match her tattoo and is an aspriring instagram model, because everyone loves big tits on a small frame..

I don’t know Jenna Vecchio and her Ottawa Gym Big Titty Drama…I just know that as a people we must unite and defend that now famous for her tits, tits, that got kicked out of the gym for being tits…

Let the big tits free…stop trying to cover up and treat our gyms like a MUSLIM state….

These tits almost make me want to go to the gym, remembering that girls are all exhibitionists now…

Either way, this is a cause to get behind…and if you’re lucky – UP INSIDE….

Here’s her riveting TITTY ACTIVIST – TITTY VICTIM – STATEMENT:

“I pointed out to them that my shirt was no different than any other woman’s shirt. They informed me that it did not matter that due to my chest size I could not wear a tank top“

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2016

May

Top Model Tess Holiday’s Nude Pregnant Pic of the Day

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If it’s safe for instagram, then it’s safe for work, because even though intagram knows this is safe for no where, they can’t delete a Tess Holiday pictures, especially not a pregnant nude – she’ll do like other fat girls…and no, not eat her feelings in the corner trying to die like any self respecting fat girl…but rather, she’s the kind of fat girl who is outspoken on FAT rights, on Fat is Beautiful, on Fat is healthy…and she will show every nude pregnant pic of every other model, who is an actual model, not an activist who would rather make too much fucking noise about her nonsense….than cut down calories…because feeders fucking love her and her obesity…that no one can every claim is beautiful…not even the opportunist who fucks her because she’s famous, or he’s gay, and she’s awesome…

No one but fat girls like fat girls and even fat girls don’t like fat girls they don’t even like themselves, but fatter girls make them feel better about their fat self and TESS Holiday is fat real fat…I mean the kind of fat you can’t even tell is pregnant because she’s always been this fat..

Either way…keep posting the nudes to your instagram…egotistical cunt who doesn’t shut the fuck up and is combative on her platform because she thinks she’s famous because she has 1.2 million instagram followers, one for every donut she’s eaten in 2016 so far.

Terrifying.

Posted in:SFW|Tess Holiday

2016

May

Chainsaw Murder Prank in the SHower and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Russians

Liquor Store Jam Session

Cop’s 90 MPH accident

Theives VS Fridge

Cop VS Burger King Customer

Bus Driver Tries to Bully Wrong Driver

Just a Friendly Argument

Lady Boy of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I decided to escape my house last night when my wife was sleeping, I figured where can I go drink and find 45 year old women who will be sad and desperate enough to bring me up to their rooms to fuck…because they have nothing else going for them….so with the 50 dollars I took out of my wife’s purse…since I am that kind of lecherous man….I hit the 3 star hotel lobby bar…

I figured where would middle of the road people waiting to die enough to be willing to let me jerk off on their faces go…and that was the best I came up with…

It turned out there was another dude there, possibly a vacuum salesmen, wearing a loud Hawaiian shirt, and I knew I had no chance…because everyone knows anyone, even fat old slimy men in Hawaiian shirts are wild and love adventure…and in this guys case he was humping up on one of the two ladies at the bar…who were wasted….

I think they were dancing to “Love Shack”…but I just remember thinking I must be in hell….and around that time…the one 45 year old started having life coaching “girl talk” to her friend, while dude was trying to get in her…things like “I know you’ve been through a rough patch and that your heart was broken, but I think…..” it went on and on, they were crying…they were hugging…it was like some fucking group therapy…all while Hawaii rubbed the troubled one getting lectured hips…which is when I checked out…and said to myself….”20 year olds are so much more fun than these broken bitches”….and was reaffirmed on everything I already know…and that is fuck em young, cuz over 30s are broken…

That’s my advice for the day from the frontlines of middle aged hell…

Here are some morning links….

Woman Kicked Out of Gym For Big Tits
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This Christina Aguilera Whitney Houston Hologram Duet is Terifying
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British Reality Chick in a Bikini
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Huge tits of the Day
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Top Model Tess Holiday Pregnant…and Nude
CLICK HERE

Daniel Craig Says – NO MORE BOND
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Plane Crash in a Vineyard..
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Some Mariah Carey
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Nature Expert Stupidly Plays With WIld Cat
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Backflip in a Surf Competition
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Dude Loses His Mind Over the Number of Potholes in his TOwn
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Prince Harry – Nipple Tweak
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Hot Latinas…
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2016

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like tormenting people with very vulgar text messages…you know just to make them feel really uncomfortable.

Today, I told a girl that I wanted her to smash me in the face with her pussy until I died…you know from drowning on her fluids…

To which she responded saying “pretend I am 16 and you’re going to get arrested for writing this stuff”….to which I said “Oh, you like role playing….you’re to camp councillor and I’m the poor kid with no family that got in from a charity organization with the big dick you’ve been admiring in my swim trunks…”

Waiting for a response…Here are some links…

Sluts who Like Sports
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Demi Lovato – Hating on Taylor Swift and her Girl Club
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Nicki Minaj Big Tits in Concert
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Screech on Being in Jail
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Do you like hot chicks how like to get high?
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Leo in the Club with Models and Some Whores
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Gigi Hadid in Leggings
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TOugh Mudder Sluts
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Ellen Let Kanye Talk for 8 Minutes
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Rats Run Up a Hole in the Kitchen Ceiling
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Loch Ness Monster Caught on Camera
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Ali Larter Fake Tits at an Event
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Coco and her New Baby Whoring
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Muslim Woman Threatens Germans
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Gigi Hadid Skinny Stomach
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Selena Gomez in Concert
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Some Slut Named Chloe Sims in a Bikini
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Cessna with 17 Sky Divers Crashes into a Vineyard
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Elle Fanning at the Airport!
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Paris Thugs Set Fire to Police Car
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Some Band in Bikinis – Called Fifth Harmony
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Woman’s Face Falls Off After Using Acne Cream….
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Irina Shayk is Great
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Olivia Holt Dressed in Black Looking Hot
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Playing on Trampoline with Hundreds of Water Balloons
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Hailey Clauson Looks Like Bootleg Claudia Schiffer in Paris
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World Record Basketball Trick Shot
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Olivia Munn Walking Dogs
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Bella Thorne in White
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Christina Milian is Such a Whore
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Kristen Stewart No Bra
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Jenna Elfman – TITS
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Iggy Azalea – Hard Nipples
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Christina Milian FHM Indonesia
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Slutty Brazilian Jiu Jitsu….
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Naked Pornstar
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Big Ass Takes Up the Whole Shower
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Romantic Cam Girl
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Itchy Pussy GIF
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Naked in Bed
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Blowing Random Dudes on the Beach
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Amateur Eating Out Her Friend
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Sex News of the Week
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Great Fake Tits
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Slutty Greek Ass!
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

May

Bella Hadid StilL Doing It of the Day

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How funny is it that we live in a world where a rich attention seeking plastic surgery jacked up less successful sister of another rich attention seeking plastic surgery jacked up – but with softer features who has positioned herself as a “model” some people even call her a “supermodel”…because that’s just the way things work….

Social media decides what matters, rich people can invest in social media, and idiot out of college 22 year old media buyers and bookers at the brands, buy into it…but it’s all a fucking rich kid lie…this is like a couple of rich kids going to a studio with a studio producer their dad hired and becoming Lana Del Rey…while actual talent is stuck working at SUBWAY….

So Bella Hadid, the less interesting, more exotic, dating the Weeknd from Toronto, who still fucks girls I know in Toronto shows up to an event in Cannes…in a skimpy, revealing dress….

Firstly, it’s France, this is like wearing a snowsuit. Secondly, this is Cannes and filled with trashy half naked hookers with no class, who should be dressed a little classier, but why bother since they know who and what they are…whores…lastly, she’s naked on the fucking internet…if you want to see her fake tits…google that shit…

I just don’t believe people actually care, I just assume they are like me and we post this shit because we fear our sites dying off without the sluts…banking on the perverts looking for pictures already posted all over the internet – but served by me…right?

She’s really fucking milking this….and you’re all buying into it…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Ass with her Boyfriend Brooklyn Beckham of the Day

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I like making fun of 18 year old Chloe Grace Moretz and her underdeveloped tits because I am a fucked up old man who hates myself and likes to take it out on the youth that have their lives ahead of them and have already achieved more than I have in my lifetime….

It turns out that, she also has an ass that she shows off in short shorts while walking around with her David Beckham and Posh Spice son, who I can assume is the most annoying spoiled kid running around LA in his sports cars…buying bottles at clubs…but I could be wrong…maybe he’s down to earth…LOL…you know as he slides his cock in and out of this girl who all you nerds want to fuck because you liked her in some superhero movie and feel that she’s not overrated at all…but instead not the star you feel she is in your soul…

I love posting the nerd iconic girls with their boyfriends because I know the nerd fans freak out and hate seeing this shit…like they are being cheated on…losers…but they already know that.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

May

Petra Nemcova’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I want to Tsunami all over her womb….with my dick…only instead of trapping her in a tree while her fiance gets washed away…never to come between us…I want to trap her in my basement…so I can have her all for myself….and she ends with her pregnant…if she’s not too old for that…so that like the last Tsunami, she can have nightmares about it for the rest of her life….

You can never have too many TSUNAMIS…..

She’s in Cannes, she’s in a bikini, she’s resurfaced after being off the radar for a while, something she’s becoming known for, we call it CLASSIC Petra…”where did she go”….”did you look up the tree”….and I guess in everything she does…it’s to keep her lost Fiance’s memory alive…even photoshoots with other photographers…like they did together..like he didn’t matter…like life can go on without him…because it can and it does…

I like her hair, it looks cum curled…my favorite.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Petra Nemcova|SFW

2016

May

La Fille Inconnue Premiere in France was the Hot Spot of the Day

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Seems like a lot of whores went to the premiere of this movie in Cannes:

The Unknown Girl (French: La Fille inconnue) is a 2016 Belgian film directed by the Dardenne brothers and starring Adèle Haenel. It tells the story of a female medical doctor who sets out to find the identity of an unknown young woman who died after she was refused surgery.

It was the place to jerk off…in your tuxedo, or if you’re like me, in your janitor’s bucket after sneaking onto the the scene…

Seriously, so many models…I guess these Belgian dudes work in fashion…why else would all these opportunists who already have rich husbands be there…other than for a luxury red carpet media hit..

I guess what I am saying is that this looks a lot like my summer pool parties…except less obesity, exposed mouth herpes, and teeth….

Alessandra Ambrosio and her Implants were there:

TO SEE THE REST OF ALESSANDRA CLICK HERE

Eva Herzigova was There Dressed Like Marilyn Monroe

TO SEE THE REST OF EVA CLICK HERE

Rosie Huntington Whitely was there in Red

TO SEE THE REST OF ROSIE CLICK HERE

Laetitia Casta wore some Slutty Outfit Like the 90s

TO SEE THE REST OF CASTA CLICK HERE

Irina Shayk Was There – She’s Perfect – But Looks Horrible…

TO SEE THE REST OF Irina CLICK HERE

Helen Mirren Was There

TO SEE THE REST OF Mirren CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cannes|stepEVENTS|stepNEWS

2016

May

Kate HUdson Too Old to be in Shape Magazine of the Day

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The most impressive thing about Kate Hudson is that her well versed pussy, a pussy that had been working the Hollywood scene since she was probably 14 or 15, thanks to her parents being Vapid celebrities who don’t really care so much about traditional parenting, but know their kids have it made and can really do nothing if they want, party if they want, or become hit comedic actresses through family friends…if they want….

We all know what Kate Hudson chose, getting knocked up young by an old man she met at a rock show…and carrying that behavior dating everyone all while financing her lifestyle with shitty fucking movies that paid well….I always saw her as a young mom who probably didn’t raise her own kid…a beat up vagina at a young age….far too stretched out for my micropenis…so I never really bothered paying attention…

But now she’s in Shape Magazine at 40, a magazine for people in their 40s, perfect for a star who only people in their 40s would care to read up on…

She can pull this well lit, well shot even if the pics are lame…now that she’s got fake tits…and a toned mom body….but she’s still photoshopped so hard that you can’t see her broken soul….

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW