Professor Has Sex with Student in Meeting Room
Teacher Jumps in to Stop a Fight – Probably Gets Sued for Sexual Harassment
Sliding Down a Sky Scraper
Kids Beat Teacher
Sleeping Motorcycle Driver
Dad VR
The Mad Naked guy is Hilarious
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- NSFW(18+)
2016
20
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Bernie Sanders is a Loser, Hilary Clinton is a Chubby Old Lesbian and Trump is all kinds of laughs….
Speaking of laughs, here’s a joke I wrote:
My bathroom “bill” is the guy I pay to install the hidden cameras under the toilet seats of mall bathrooms everywhere – smile ladies….
Or this, which isn’t a joke, it’s what I wrote girls yesterday…..
“If you had to choose between having my baby or being murdered in the worst way – what would you choose” has not been a successful tinder opening line
Even more laughs….it’s 420, a day for tweens to smoke weed at 4:20 and every asshole on your social media to announce it is 420 and how LIT they are with some dumb jokes or some shit…get ready for it…
I am done here…Here are some morning links…
Slut Girls in Flannel
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Schwarzenegger – COME WITH ME AND LIFE – of the Day
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Dax Shepherd was Molested by a Neighbor – THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!!
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Kate Hudson BIKINI life
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The Queen’s Birthday is Tomorrow – I Guess No One Told her Birthdays are for the Living
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Chrissy Teigen is So Gross
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Dog Causes multiple motorbike accdent…but how’s the dog?!
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Magic Instruments is Hilarious…
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Bill Nye Bets the Weatherman that the World is Warming
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420 GAllery
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Scott Eastwood Banging Nina Dobrev
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Stephen Colbert’s Waffle House Song
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Kelly Rippa Needs a New Co-Host and You Need To Stop Jerking off to Kelly Rippa
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2016
19
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I went to the dentist – they tried to sell me on teeth whitening for 1000 dollars..
I asked what the benefit of teeth whitening was, will it save my teeth, will it make me healthier, will it make people like me…and the woman didn’t know how to respond…I said “so it’s just for vanity”…and she was forced to admit that yes she was trying to up sell me ..
I made it more awkward for her by asking if it was the same level of necesisity as anal bleaching is to a girl who doesn’t work in porn…even though I’d argue bleached asshole will probably take a girl not in porn further than some homeless 50 year fat old mexican blogger in Canada – who doesn’t leave his house will get with white shiny rotten teeth…
Here’s a quote of the day for you – “Sometimes your security blanket is the best thing to reach for when trying to stay warm….but the half dead hooker is”….I don’t know what that means but I think Plato or maybe it was Jesus Christ said it…
Here are some stepLINKS..
Hot Asians of Instagram
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Taylor Swift is a Cunt
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Daredevil Backflips Over Speeding Racecar
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Chrissy Teigen is a Cunt with a Shredded Cunt
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Rachel McCord in a Bikini
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Rebeca Romijn Hard Nipples of the Day
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Shredding in Idaho…
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Audrina PAtridge is Pregnant in a Bikini
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Patrick Stewart is a Fucking Babe
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Some Game of Thrones Chick Holding a Mic Like giving a Handjob
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Pregnant Megan Fox Botty in Leggings
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Courtney Stodden Twerking
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Never Fuck with Grandma
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Bull Dozer’s Battle on the Streets
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Courtney Sixx Nipples
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant Bikini
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Kate Hudson in a Bikini….
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Tiger in the Cage
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Destroyed by the Zipline
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River Monsters Crew…save a Fisherman
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Chris Hemsworth’s Daughter Wants a Penis
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Slut YOu’ve Never HEad of at an Event
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Kendall Jenner Nipple Ring…
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Karlie Kl;oss
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Kim Kardashian In a Bodysuit
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Madison Beer Bra Tits
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Alexandra Daddario On Set…
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Dude Antagonaises Shark..
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Stephen Hawkin’s Starshot Explained
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The Idiots that are Today’s Students
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WOokie Porn of the Day
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Hot Selfies..
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Big Tits in a Pick-Up Truck
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Naked Man Attack
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Half Naked Jump…
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Nude Painter
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Blonde Girl Toys the Pussy
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Hot Naked Tits…
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Greek Whore..
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Crazy Ass Twerking
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Ricky Martin Erotica of the Day
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2016
19
Apr
Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini with her Whore Sister of the Day
Bella Thorne is bringing back the 40 year old tits that she’s built a social following off of..because she pretends to be 18…a tactic she learned being a stage mom trying to get her daughters the career she ended up getting for herself – because they decided to be hipsters..hipsters who she took to Coachella as they ride her coattails as lecherous children do….loving the fame Bella has that could have been there, comparing tits with her for the social following that has led to an acting career…an acting career that is pretty irrelevant but still more amazing than most girls whoring out in instagram including but not limited to her daughter who is packaged as her sister – because it contributes to their lie storyline…
Bring out the tits like a slut, people love tits, do it jokingly, people will find you charming not slutty, like a quirky little redhead out to take it all…because it’s an easy time to take the fuck over because the internet is filled with retards that are easy to manipulate….especially when they can’t tell you smell like Salami…
Whores.
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2016
19
Apr
Courtney Stodden Twerk of the Day
Fame whore and attention seeker who never was, but who did get herself in the tabloids pretty consistently for pretending to be an underage hooker / gold digger…only to turn 18 according to her storyline, at which point she got huge clown tits and became the Courtney Stodden who masturbates in sex videos…
Sex videos that have made Courtney Stodden and Me business partners…becuase of the sex tape…which you can purchase BY CLICKING HERE
A sex tape that isn’t that great, it’s just her masturbating, with her clown tits, but a sex tape you should BY CLICKING HERE …
The reason I want you to CLICK HERE is so that I get paid…..
But the truth is that it’s a horrible business, and the real money came from Farrah Abraham…not retirement money…but enough for me to feel part of the process that allows me to never hate them for putting food on my table, by givng me a cut of their whoring…HOWEVER, like all pimps…I don’t mind mocking them, putting them down, and making fun of everything they bring as whores…
This is a twerk video of her, with cameltoe…just trying to keep things going…but CLICK HERE
Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW
2016
19
Apr
Nina Agdals’ Bikini Fitness of the Day
Nina Agdal is a bikini model, who has done very little beyond being in Sports Illustrated, except maybe a lot of dudes with a lot of money for either a by the hour or per orgasm rate, but then again, she’s a “published model”, they usually like their hooking to feel more like “casual dating” and their rent being paid is just gifts from the billionaires they let cum on their faces…
I am not a fan of Nina Agdal for a few reasons, the main one being she’s got this retard head or forehead that looks like it should be in a bike helmet at all times so that she doesn’t damage the little part of her brain that still works…you know like she’s got special needs and is doing this model thing due to a special work program or some affirmative action program where the media need to hire at least 1 retard per bikini magazine issue, 1/2 a black person, 3 fat chicks and a tranny to keep everyone happy…
We live in a world that panders to the offended person, instead of telling the offended person to fuck off and to stop being such a pussy bitch, people control and craft content around the offended person so not to offend, even if they are being totally irrational in being offended – so we need representation of all people to avoid controversy…bullshit..
We also live in a world where being in a magazine, celebrated by a magazine, that doesn’t even pay you, can boost your ego into some terrible unappreciative, brat from Denmark where she should be sent back because she’s done here…
But she’s got a nice tight body, not necessarily tight to penetrate, but tight due to fitness, since being fit is her one task she needs to maintain…
I guess this is her bullshit fitness routine…for her social media that she can sell to advertisers because a bikini model doesn’t have much more to share of any substance beyond monetizing and objectifying their bodies / ass / tits / vagina via boyfriends…
This is so basic and desperate…and you love it because I said you do.
Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW
2016
19
Apr
Nicky Whelan Fucked by Denzel Washington in House of Lies of the Day
I used to have this racist joke where I would tell everyone that every black actor was Denzel Washington, so whenever I would reference a black actor I would say “It’s like when Denzel Washington played Bill Cosby on the Cosby Show”…or “Did you see Denzel playing Chris Rock, what a joker”…and it would offend every white person I would say it to..
It wasn’t an all black people look the same, even though someone told me that all races think everyone of the other race look the same, it’s just the white people who get the hate for it…
It was more a commentary that Hollywood chooses one black person to play the token black character so that the can’t be called racist…I’ve heard on set they call them “the black panther”…or something equally racist…
But obviously, I’m always the bad guy…even though Don Cheadle is the one banging the fuck out of this white girl on House of Lies…winning the award for inter racial sex of the day..
Nicky Whelan is an Australian who I think did her best work for this PRE FAMOUS MICRO BIKINI SHOOT …but in the early 2000s, I used to jerk off to micro bikini shoots so it speaks to my soul…black on blonde fetishes hasn’t really happened yet, seeing as I don’t have a blonde wife I want to see destroyed by huge cock…but every blonde girl I know…LOVES this man dingo fetish shit…take it in.
Posted in:Nicky Whelan
2016
19
Apr
Rita Ora’s Butt Shot of the Day
I don’t know what this butt shot is from, but I’ll assume it’s Coachella, so that I can pretend to be current, even though her ex boyfriend Calvin Harris was the headliner, I know weird, how the fuck did a DJ get a headlining spot for the Sunday Night, apparently he’s fucking possibly impregnating the number one person in the music industry called TAYLOR SWIFT…
I like when dudes fuck their way to the top, we call it doing the Kevin Federline…it’s pushing gender restrictions…and is important in this genderless world where really dudes are still expected to be dudes…while women try to steal our jobs.
That said, Rita Ora is a bit of an exhibitionist, her tits and ass and willingness to get naked is really the only reason anyone knows who Rita Ora is. From club kid, DJ whore in the UK, to the Kardashian brother’s girlfriend, to god knows who else she’s fucked…all while showing off her tits in an attempt to be seen as more than just a lighter shade of Rihanna….literally…
My favorite Rita Ora story is not that I’ve seen her nipples at least a dozen times, it’s not that she’s still a traditional girl getting ahead through nudity in this era of “free the nipple” being to support breast feeding and not get jobs…it’s not all the dudes she’s sucked for a career like it was the good old days…because girls still fuck their way into a good life…
My favorite story is that I was tweeting about her last night – only to be ignored – because I am always ignored…
Here’s her ass flash…
Posted in:Rita Ora
2016
19
Apr
Bella Hadid Nipple for Terry of the Day
Bella Hadid pulled out the tranny face..for W Korea because I guess Korean’s like tranny faces on half white girls that have been rebuilt by a plastic surgeon like Bella Hadid…or maybe they are into the bootleg sister pretending to be a model…like her sister who is also pretending to be a model because modeling doesn’t require talent, everyone can be a model when they hire the right PR team with their parent’s money and are superficial, egotistical, vapid pieces of shit.
She’s garbage and these are Terry Richardson pics.
SHE ALSO FLASHED HER PANTIES AS ATTENTION SEEKERS DO:
Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW
2016
19
Apr
Charlotte McKinney with Legs and Shorts of the Day
The only thing fascinating about Charlotte McKinney, is that in this feminist driven, genderless world of social justice warriors, she was able to break through the fat chicks and lesbian looking girls who people were celebrating, and make it as a famous instagram model…all because she has big fat natural tits…
She didn’t need a beautiful face, or talent, or anything compelling…all she needed was tits on her small frame….to convince the Dancing with the Stars people she probably met at a party, that she was in fact a star…
I think it’s refreshing that a girl no one ever really cared or knew, who never did any TV or even modeling campaigns, who didn’t even have a huge instagram following, and if she did it was probably fake…can get on TV all because of the tits.
It is nice to know that we are still a gang of fucking perverts, who can appreciate a girl for what matters…her tits…
Tits, that have since landed her a role in the Baywatch movie.
Tits, that no one even cared about a month after Dancing with the Stars ended.
Tits, that have done very little more than be just tits…
Tits, that she’s trying to subdue, and even hide, to remind you that she’s more than just tits…
No, she hasn’t launched a charity, or published a book on tricking producers with tits that you matter, and how it’s affected her life as an objectified creature.
She hasn’t even done the “My eyes are up here” that big tits my whole life have been telling me as I stare at them..
She has instead decided to say “I have an ass too. Give it some attention too. It’s in Baywatch the Next Generation co-starring with the tits you know”….
The amazing thing in all this is that she doesn’t still work at a South Florida HOOTERS….
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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW