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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk & Stella Maxwell’s Ass and Others Vogue Spain by David Bellemere of the Day

Stella Maxwell is apparently in Vogue showing her nice round ass, an ass that she has taken from weird hipster model, to Miley’s lesbian lover who got fingered by Miley for the paparazzi, and the most interesting in this shoot, is Elsa Hosk…

More interesting than Stella Maxwell’s Ass is Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Clothed by Victoria’s Secret and their Stamp of Approval and they are putting all their models into as many things as possible – because to promote the models or feature the models is to promote them and to maintain brand image – they are giving the bodies they strip down to sell panties to other people to get them actually naked so she’s in this too…in the Third Elsa Hosk post of the day…never ending Elsa Hosk….

TURNS OUT IT IS A VICTORIA’S VICTORIA SECRET CAMPAIGN

Also featuring – Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, Tayler Hill, Martha Hunt, Stella Maxwell, Sara Sampaio, & Romee Strijd

Here are the pics…

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

20

Apr

Selena Gomez Sucking in her Gut and Gagging Some Chick of the Day

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Selena Gomez is prepping for her world tour, because Selena Gomez is a money making scam who realizes that her acting wasn’t her money maker and was instead just a way to build her audience…where as a world tour is something you can sell tickets, VIP experiences, even sex if they pay her enough…while creating shitty memories for her idiot fans she doesn’t care about…that they can remember with products she’s selling like the bra and panty set – and even Temporary tattoos that match her tattoos something I hope some of you creepy perverts go to the concert to buy, only to put on your dick, to make Masturbating more of a Selena Gomez experience……

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

20

Apr

Bella Thorne Bikini Whoring of the Day

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This is Bella Thorne doing a little showing off to the other 18 year old sluts on instagram who she stole their online marketing hustle from. It’s her letting them know that she actually gets work. She actually get paid. Take that instagram hookers she stole hustle from.

I guess she figures that it’s easier to copy average looking girls posing half naked for their fans, all the eyeballs are on social media and a social media following is a good way to upsell the producers trying to hire someone to be in their movie…and all it took was some bikini pics and fitness butt shots..

It’s an easier thing to do than it is to get a talent agent and cast in TV shows, just ask all the instagram sluts who think they are models and have more than 50,000 followers to support that theory, making the world a very annoying, saturated place….making girls fucking annoying…with all their bullshit photoshoots…and sugar daddies and egos…

So Bella Thorne, and her whole social aspect is pretty much everything that she’s done of value but she does more than soical media slutting to dominate her branding…branding that I am convinced is really a 40 year old who works out with good Botox fucking all you perverts over…

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2016

20

Apr

Rihanna’s Nipples Again of the Day

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Rihanna’s nipples are in a new video and more importantly, Rihanna’s nipples are at the point of boring…

There was a time when I’d think, DAMN RIHANNA NIPPLES, but even then I wasn’t that excited about it, I was desensitized by all the whore’s I had been exposed to, but Rihanna was new and famous tits, but it’s every fucking week, tits and tits and tits….and I kind of raise my eye,look, but not for too long…just the same feeling as when your wife wants to bang, you don’t really want it, but you do it, because you’re not a faggot….right..

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2016

20

Apr

Vita Sidorkina Naked Enough for LUI Magazine of the DAy

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Vita Sidorkina is not Elsa Hosk…but she is a Victoria’s Secret model, probably a one timer, like so many of these other whores they use for a minute to test the waters and to see if they have what it takes to be a top tier mall brand promoting whore, usually from another country…

She’s working the media, she’s a 22 year old Russian goodess with some fake tits, who moved to NYC at 17 because of a “sponsor”…and she’s on the rise…getting herself out there…and it’s all way better than being a cam girl…or hooker…doing the sugar baby thing with a resume that supports or rationalizes this behavior..

Here she is in LUI magazine, pics that have been out for a while, but are new to me, because all this shit is boring..

There’s no difference between this shoot and every single played out instagram shoot, sure the girl has more credibility…because she has a job or brand co-sign, but all these idiots have fake agencies, it’s just all been done and bores me…but still naked enough…and naked is good…

Posted in:Vita Sidorkina

2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nude for GQ Italia May 2016 of the Day

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This is the Elsa Hosk’s fourth post today…and not because I am Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan, who follows her every fucking move…even though you would assume I would be that guy considering I run a fucking blog on these girls like I think these girls are important and worth talking about. I do this because I am bad at business and bad at creativity navigating the media space…and social media space..because I don’t like leaving my couch….so hosting content, or coming up with something revolutionary is a waste of time, when I can just post model tits and make my drinking money…

This is just Victoria’s Secret saying Candice Swanepoel is pregnant, but don’t get mad at them for that, don’t give up on them for her taking loads 5 years too early, because she’s been at this shit forever and it’s time to spend that racist South African money…but they’ve got a replacement, same age, different ethnicity, similar face…amazingly easy to get into…in this lazy world that doesn’t like change…keep things the same for us…

So here is their investment, showing tits, because they can’t have her show her tits for them, they’ll be considered porn, the Christians will got nuts, the mall stores will have to be shut down, because no one likes pornographers, so do it in men’s magazines…GQ ITALIA…all part of the media run by marketing budget scam…the media controlled by advertiser….because people are idiots and believe what they see….and consumers need protection against brands and advertsiers – they are evil corporations….but media need money so do what the evil corporations say…and that’s not so bad when it means the corporate sponsored models get naked…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nipples for GUESS? of the Day

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I don’t know what this shoot is for, apparently it’s for Guess?, and I am not that surprised, but the nipples and sheer tops make me a little surprised, not many brands are doing nipple photoshoots for their campaigns, and not many brands have done nipple photoshoots for the campaigns, and I don’t think nipple shoots for a brand are that innovative, especially when the model you’re using is borrowed from Victoria’s Secret, but more importantly, was a nude model for many years before the Victoria’s Secret machine got behind her and pushed her into as much marketing as possible…

I guess the owner of Guess? who creates all these campaigns, you know it is the brand that has made a bunch of women famous, from Anna Nicole Smith to Gigi Hadid, he got her as a child, like he’s DAX SHEPHERD NEIGHBOR…

I guess he’s looking for new things to do that are creepy…you know to get himself off…the older you get, the more desensitized you get…like NIPPLES…what a pervert! Nipples!!! Pervert…or feminists…

In case you’re wondering – Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Turned Victoria’s Secret Model

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk is Amazing for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Turned Legit Model thanks to the mall brand Victoria’s Secret.

I always assumed they brought her on as the Blonde to replace Candice Swanepoel, since they generally replace models with similar looking models, like they build these women in a lab, but rather scour the world looking under every rock in the third world…and in Elsa Hosk’s case – in every Ikea cashier checkout counter because she’s Swedish….but Elsa has been at this a long time and is 27…and so is Candice…meaning why would they replace one 27 year old with another 27 year old…when they can replace her with an 18 year old…like they should…you know to get those 10 years out of a girl they are using for the sake of selling sweatshop made product..creating them like they have done so many times, they have a system in place…like a fast food restaurant chain…this is their BURGER recipe..

It doesn’t matter really, other than it being the era of craving to see a model topless being long gone…you don’t have to stare at the catalog thinking “I wonder how her tits look without the airbrushing”…because thanks to the model industry…all these girls get naked the first 5 years of trying to breakout…

So I’ve seen Elsa Hosk naked, and now I’ve seen her in instagram inspired styled catalog pictures used to sell horrible, unethical, not made in America, panty resellers all you idiots buy into…making them all rich…while giving you a yeast infection.

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2016

20

Apr

Chelsea Handler’s Newest Nude of the Day

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Chelsea Handler proves that getting naked gets people to notice you. She’s like a toddler who has been told not to spread their feces all over the living room wall…spreading their feces all over the living room wall..because kids are coddled little assholes who have a me-mentality due to helicopter, high anxiety parents, who neglect them because they are too busy taking a fucking selfie…

Only she’s 100 years old, out of a show, or trying to promote her new show…just tapping into her early career where getting naked got her gigs, or paid her rent…you gotta do what you got to do…Maybe she is putting herself out there for the sake of content, you know sacrifice her dignity, knowing her body isn’t that offensive, but still sacrificing her dignity, putting it all out there to show us how raw and honest and old she is, or how fake her tits are…

I’m not into old chicks, you shouldn’t be either…but more importantly, I am not into abrasive cunts who are condescending for the sake of comedy, and who the people buy into, when they should shun her for the bully she is, especially when she’s not even hot…but rather angry she never made it as a real hollywood star, just someone whining or being rude to stars, because that’s all she can be…a critic..a naked critic…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2016

20

Apr

Kourtney Kardashian and the Other Whore Kardashian Whoring of the Day

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The only girl in the family of whoring butt pics and themselves for a lot of money – from sex tape to big brand deals and products because the world is dumb…who fucks and gets knocked up by white dudes, while the others gone black…deep…just because black dick is the only dick that can navigate their fat asses…is trying to get in on the ass promotion because their ass doctor that lives in the shed out back of their house..doing “brazilian butt lifts everyday”…it’s a full time affair…because I guess she’s trying to get some attention…I’m not into it, but maybe you are….

Or maybe you’re more into the taller, daughter of a tranny, genetically the daughter of a tranny, who is probably a tranny to help her get PR for her fake modeling career…taking a selfie in a bikini because this is the kind of bitch who masturbates watching herself, so in love with herself, because the people around her tell her how great she is, while her parents don’t even notice her…she’s a lie…

Or Maybe you’re more into Kylie, the fat one, also neglected by her parents because they were too far gone, the transition was already happening before she got her period, forcing her to navigate whoring out deals her mom sells for her on her own, the one who they used to maximize the HIP HOP market, a market that is POP MUSIC that white people love and quote all fucking day, to the point where it’s annoying, not just because rappers fuck with social media stars with a famous family for press, but because they do collabs with music like Bieber…in this no scene, no integrity, giant ad that is the world….even this picture is a GOLDEN ARCHES post that was paid for by McDonalds…are you fucking kidding me…bitch is product placing McDonalds on her instagram in a world where we should be banning McDonalds due to toxic fucking food that makes people obese with their temptation….unreal..she doesn’t even have to say it’s a fucking ad…it’s just a logo you know…being clever knowing instagram blocks the hashtag ad…either way, do you think TUPAC would have done a song with New Kids on the Block…ask yourself that world…why do we live in an era where he wouldn’t have just done a song with New Kids on the Block, he’d also go to lame clubs with them and fuck groupies with a big social presence in hotel sweets surrounded by bars of Xanax and Coke…fucking up the whole culture and dynamic of the way things are supposed to be…groupies need to be whores who work at diners…and stripclubs…not pawns or puppets used to peddle product to a nation of retarded brainwashed kids…

If you don’t like that, and you shouldn’t, here’s her fat monster sister and her plastic surgery showing you, the people, the fans, the idiots who allow them to exist, that angles and FACETUNE on social media are FUCKING everything..and even a pig can frame herself in a way that both shows off an ass implant, because the family relies on butt shots, and a stomach laying down, using gravity to make people want to give her cavity searches…people who aren’t me, because I figure if you’re ever in a room with a Kardashian, it’s your responsibility to humanity to murder them, and not in a rape then murder way…but an actual murder you will go to jail for..but it’d be worth it…and remember – AIM FOR KIM….

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|SFW