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2016

19

Apr

Naked and Angry and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Yells at Mom for Leaving Baby in Car

Commentator Loses It…

Dude VS Cement Truck…

Woman on Hood of Car – Flips

DUDE SCALES BUILLDING THE SAVE DOG

NAKED man Mail Eater

Weird Trailer Flip…

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Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am in a weird place, I’ve always been on the fringe of mainstream, into the weird, creepy, abnormal, degenerates….which was also on the fringe of porn, so I remain perfectly irrelevant…

I never made mainstream money or porn money, I kind of just existed…

So last night, I decided I was time to produce a porn, I figured easier than producing a viral video that propels me to hollywood…but I didn’t have anyone to recruit to be in my porn…forcing for me to go on a hunt for pussy willing to be filmed doing porno things…

I learned a valuable lesson with the experience, one I should have filmed as that viral video to propel me into hollywood…and that valuable lesson was to not ask a girl if she wanted to show her “mommy parts” on camera for 25 dollars…it will make an already weird situation – weirder…

Here are some morning links…

Slut Girls Pulling on Clothes
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Dude Scales Highrise to Save a Dog
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Mariah Carey in Lingerie Making Brick Over Pizza
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Josephine Skriver Booty in Lace
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Old Man in a Sinking Car
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Hank Baskett on his Tranny Sex
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Jared Fogle Text Messages…are Bad.
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Taylor Swift’s Weird Lip Sync Edit
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Jodie Marsh Divorce Tits of the Day
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Bulldog Co Pilot
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Never Stop Watching Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Australia Video
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The Toronto Zoo Tiger Video is Ridiculous
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James Franco Thinks He is Van Gogh
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Nerf Fortress
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2016

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t follow your tinder match who you has never answered you into the Laundromat to ask her about why she never messaged you back…because it will creep her out, but not as much as following her home after she is visibly shook by the experience after learning that the internet is the home of weirdos and predators…even if you’re just trying to teach her a valuable lesson about internet creeps…and that is that they like sex in laundromats…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Tits..
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant in a Bikini
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Jaden Smith – Ass Grabs His Hot Hipster GF
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Megan McKenna in a Bikini
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Johnny Depp and AMber Heard – Hilarious Video
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Jennifer Lawrence Tummy….
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Charlotte McKinney Legs in Shorts…
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Khloe Kardashian Ass Implant Fold
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Miranda Kerr at an Event
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MMA Face Kick from Hell
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Bella Hadid Panties
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Rihanna and Leo at Coachella
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Jared Leto New Sex Partner is Halsey
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Gymnastic Coach Save
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Some Hot Chick Named Chloe in a BIkini
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Reporter Bloodied After Being Hit By Shrapnel
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Bikini Snow Party in Russia….
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Rihanna at Coachella…
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Jennifer Lawrence is Terribly Fucking Boring
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Ecuador Earthquake Footage
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21 People Who Got Back at their Exes
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Old Hags Who Still Coachella to Feel like they aren’t Old Hags – Spend 1000s on Lipo
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Britney Spears is Hot in Concert
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The NAZI PUG
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Sad Chris Brown Talks About Beating Up Rihanna..
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Creepy Escalator Ride
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Demi Lovato and Fez
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Chinese Toddler Defends Grandmother with Lead Pipe
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Teri Hatcher Nude in a Movie
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Rosie Huntington LEGS and her Bald Boyfriend
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Some Madison Riley Slut Toples
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Reese Witherspoon’s Big Cleavage
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Ohio State Marching Band Half Time Show..
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Olivia Wilde – SEE THROUGH
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His Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard
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Pregnant Megan Fox of the Day
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Kim GArner Hot at Coachella
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Bo Derek is Terrifying
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Birth of a Nation Trailer
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Skinny Victoria Beckham
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Peyton Roi List is Everyone’s Favorite
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Bike Invention of the Day
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Terrorism and Mass Survillance…
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Michelle Lewin
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Kesha Made a Coachella Appearance..
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Lots of Thigh Gaps
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Humpback Whales in Hawaii…
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The Piss Video
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Heavy Chested Amateur
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Slut and her Toy
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Is she Amateur or Not?
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Someone Arrested for Jerking Off 3 Hours
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Bree Olson Started a Go Fund Me for Rehab
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Greek Tits of the Day
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Naked Babe at the Pool
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Big Tits in the Shower
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2016

18

Apr

Olivia Cockburn’s Bikini Pregnancy Pic of the Day

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Olivia Cockburn is pregnant and wearing bikinis…because when your name is cockburn…but you call yourself wilde…you can assume she’s a whore who would get pregnant…from a guy she cold digs who is probably her husband…but I’d paternity test with her to make sure it’s not just one of the used condoms lost inside her while trying to climb the ladder unfurling….

We don’t like pregnant girls in bikinis, it is sensational, disgusting, some weird fucking fetish…pregnant women don’t have a glow, they are terrifying – except in the early months where you can’t get them pregnant because some other asshole did…but once they start showing…that glow is quickly the more subtle “biohazard sign”….

She calls herself Olivia Wilde and she’s in a see through…apparently…that’s what pregnant sluts wear…



TO SEE THE REST OF HER PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS

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2016

18

Apr

Coachella Round-Up of the Day

The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life.

It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers who prepare a year for the festival so they can act vip with their vip bracelets, to be part of this commercialized, money making marketing fest that targets idiots who buy into the shit…

The reality is that all brands from Forever 21, to McDonalds to Target had a presence there….meaning Urban Outfitters is too BOUTIQUE for this mainstream garbage….and the only excuse to be at that commercial marketing event is if you’re getting paid by the brands who are trying to exploit the same idiot who would go to a coachella.

I know it’s a very California event, where people feel pressured to participate, including all instagram models and rich guys, and some famous people, because it’s the place to be and if you’re not in the place to be, distracting yourself in the place to be, having epic and amazing times in the place to be, with other basic, commercial idiots trying to get head…and ahead or giving head to get a bed in one of the cool houses…

I am not a fan of people who chose mass gatherings to listen to pop music, because it seems like a nightmare, and people who find it anything but a nightmare, are people I want nothing to do with…but would be happy to manipulate them to send me money, seeing as how easy it is to fool idiots by selling them “cool” that is actually LAME as fuck…

BRAINWASHING….the fools…it’s the reason the entertainment industry exists..and here are some of those ppl paid to play

Alessandra Ambrosio said “LOOK HOW SLOPPY MY OLD MOM ASS IS”….

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BUT I COMPENSATE WITH FAKE TITS AND A VICTORIA’S SECRET CO – SIGN….

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Bella Throne – Best Fame Whore of the Year – Cultural Appropriating 2012 Coachella and not nearly as slutty as her instagram is supposed to be…

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Emma Roberts celebrating her deadbeat dad’s 60th birthday getting high on shitty Coachella Music.

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Hailey Clauson wanted you to know she is also a plus sized model…

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While Hudgens said “Look I’m Finally Skinny”…

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And Katy Perry brought out the tight dress for her friend, tapping into her hipster roots, reminding me of a picture I have of her from before she was famous in her underwear covered in mud with KESHA from Coachella, it’s on an old computer…only now she’s a billionaire…

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Apparently, Paris Hilton isn’t listed as an infectious disease yet, and she’s still allowed in public…

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How about some model ass…her name is Josephine Skriver and she was made in a lab thanks to science…

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Taylor Swift may not be pregnant – but she’s scary…

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Whitney Port in a bikini as a tribute of when Coachella was cooler, back when she was on Laguna Beach or The Hills, or whatever it was called 10 years ago..

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Martha Hunt, Camila Cabello, Kennedy Raye, & Serayah in what may not be Coachella but I assume is…and there are rich guys who like models outside of the frame because they don’t want their wives to know they finance Model parties for their egos with their money…

Kylie Jenner…all fat and pushing McDonalds because she’s a fucking mainstream marketing vehicle with no soul…who will end up killing herself and we look forward to that…

Kendall Jenner and some See Through shit..where her friends using her tell her how hot she is because they are basically on pay roll..

Miranda Kerr and Snapchat billionaire who’s social media platform dominated Coachella with custom filters for every rich person….held hands because she is in love with his money and relevance right now…because romance isn’t dead.

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Posted in:Coachella|SFW

2016

18

Apr

Emilia Clarke in VOGUE for Game of Thrones Premiere of the DAy

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Emilia Clarke has sacrificed herself by posing slutty for Vogue to promote Next Week’s Game of Thrones premiere…even though she’s got countless sex scenes on the show…and you’ve already seen her naked, part of the reason she’s famous, you like her, and get a boner from her…

I don’t watch the show, I can’t participate in that world, I will never watch the show, but it seems like every motherfucker is on the show…even though DRAGONS DON’T EXIST AND ARE FOR NERDY WEIRDOS…making people who buy into the story and huge production just typical followers who eat what they are told to…but then again, maybe I just haven’t joined the cult because I haven’t watched an episode and been brainwashed, I generally instinctively stay away from what everyone likes…not because I am some hipster pretending I’m so different, but because I’m an anti social with borderline personality disorder and would prefer having zero in common with anyone…especially anything with dragons…

You are being marketed to fools…

The point is that Emilia Clarke is lookin’ good in this shoot…and I’ll just leave it at that…instead of going into why you Game of Throne Fans are such typical basic cunts…

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2016

18

Apr

Ashley Tisdale is at #Beachella of the Day

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Couchella, No-Chella, Beachella, were all hashtags people who were proud to not be wasting their lives with a bunch of lame mall shoppers, brand lovers, social media sluts and rich guys who work boring jobs looking for ways to spend some of that money on model sluts who want VIP tickets and Desert houses and Helicopter rides…

I guess Tisdale has done the whole Coachella thing, probably got paid lots of money at her peak to do the Coachella thing, and who really wants to be with mass amounts of annoying and terribly lecherous people, at lame commercialized parties…when you live in Cali and can just hit the beach and show the world your ass in a less desperate and annoying way..

I am not a fan of Tisdale’s face, at least not as a girl called “hot” by the media, it’s fine for me, I mean I’ve fucked toothless one eyed leathery faced hookers before, but I liked to try to bring back to reality, back when people obsessed over her and called her hot…but while mocking her, I still thought she had and still has a lovely fit body…I wouldn’t mind burying my face in…and K-Fed….if I could…I call it a Jewish girl fetish.

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TO SEE ASHLEY TISDALE IN A SHEER DRESS AT AN EVENT….
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2016

18

Apr

Charlotte McKinney and Izabel Goulart Bring Social Presence to Baywatch the Recycled Years of the Day

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I heard that Charlotte McKinney was in Baywatch last week, but the people at Baywatch felt like the best way to launch this information that I didn’t care about when I heard it, was to have THE ROCK post a selfie of the their attempt to include social media girls that people talk about on his social media – for his fans to get excited about the already terrible idea of a movie…

When they were casting the movie, I thought McKinney was going to be the choice for the Kelly Rohrbach character, not because she can act, but because they don’t need a bitch to know how to act to be in this movie…I was actually surprised when they didn’t cast her and I’m sure I’ve written about it while laughing at their Behind the Scenes paparazzi pics..and I’d say they answered my prayers or predictions, even though if they really wanted to answer my prayers, they’d blow up the set and put an end to this nonsense…

Sure, it’s the most overhyped movie in the “men’s market”…because people in the “men’s market”…still remember jerking off to Baywatch…the younger generation doesn’t give a fuck about Baywatch, they aren’t in the “men’s market”…but rather the “gender ambiguous” market…filled with girls into gangbangs and getting naked for fake photoshoots in their hometown who they meet off tinder..

Making shows like Baywatch totally fucking obsolete…

So the producers, probably out of touch nerdy dudes who put this together, don’t realize that no one gives a fuck about a new Baywatch, there’s this thing called internet and social media that feeds us babes in bikinis…without the bad acting, story and nostalgia..

This movie NEEDS to fail, bomb hard, because the only thing good about it is in the form for the bathing suits you’ve already seen thanks to staged paparazzi…and I can’t imagine a barely “it girl” from last year will fill up movie seats…

I am going to do everything in my power to wait for this to hit Netflix…..and I hope the rest of the world follows my fucking lead…Let these assholes spend their money stupidly bringing back dog shit shows…don’t give them money back for their shitty attempts…at hype….they should have hired me to write, direct and market this garbage…

Here she is in a bikini – probably at Coachella…

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I guess they brought Izabel Goulart to train Kelly Rohrbach on set…because Goulart is Fit as Fuck…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|Izabel Goulart|SFW

2016

18

Apr

Paula Bulczynska Naked for Lions Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know if it is fair to call every single busty model, who may not really have what it takes to be a model on her own, but who has the tits and the spirit to put the effort into getting naked with a variety of fake magazines with big instagram accounts…and fake photographers with big instagram accounts…on trips to LA from their war torn communist countries on some kind of tourist VISA hoping to break through…an EM RATA…seeing as EM RATA put in less effort than these girls, she already lived in Southern California and just had to drive an hour and half to make her dreams come true getting naked in photoshoots…

But I will say that a lot of these instagram girls you’ve never heard of, with big tits, showing their tits for nonsense photoshoots, because they are hot and being naked is what gets them a head is great, but still boring, but only because it’s been done, everyone is doing it, and I am more interested in the next thing, even if that next thing is girls getting dressed and no showing tits, so that when you get to see their tits, they seem special and exciting…not just typical, desperate, boring, and thirsty for fame…which takes away the excitement and boner of tits even if they’re tits and we love tits…

I do think Paula Bulczynska and her ethnic sounding name, who is probably from Arizona or some shit is lovely…but she reminds me that people need to be less lazy in this absolutely lazy, entitled, vain, narcissistic selfie generation. So boring which is saying a lot for someone who fucking love tits and sluts and has made a life out of watching them…and obsessing over them…while they just try to get ahead through their prostitution….maybe I’m old…blame low testosterone…or maybe I’m gay or A sexual and if I am…the media made me this way by exposing me to so much naked hot bitches…but I don’t think I am, I just prefer sluts who don’t get naked on the internet I guess.

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2016

18

Apr

Willa Holland Eats Pizza of the Day

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Willa Holland eating pizza is a bit of a fetish…

Not because I am a drunkenstepfather and she was raised as Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter, thanks to having some gold digging whore mother…that has raised her to have her own career and celebrity so that they don’t have to keep sucking dick for the 20 million dollar mansion.

I used to jerk off to a De Palma movie called Dressed to Kill because there’s a scene with a blonde bush, in an era where I didn’t have access to porn, but I did and still do have a bush fetish…I’d pause that VHS so fucking hard…sure it wasn’t Scarface or the Untouchables…or even Nic Cage’s Snake Eyes…but that bush scene was De Palma’s legacy…I mean…unless he was a good stepfather to Willa Holland and brought her us…

The interesting thing with Willa Holland is that she’s become a hipster, self producing content creator, building her own personal brand like an instagram model, when she’s not on TV making money as an actor…since everyone needs hobbies, even people with mainstream success, maybe especially people with mainstream success, because mainstream usually means trading in your soul, integrity, art to make producers happy.

The reality is, I know very little about Willa Holland or her motivations in PIZZA porn…I just know she was the hotter girl in the OC, when watching the OC got me laid by college girls…it was a simpler time…but I guess I’m still pretty simple, since girl in sports bra eating pizza is all I need to feel complete in my soul.

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