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2016

09

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Fashionable See Through Pics Because She’s Everything of the day

I am an old motherfucker, and Lindsay Lohan represents and era of purity, where celebrities could be in Disney movies thanks to being on Disney Cock thanks to her mom’s whoring them both out on execs….and not really have anyone know they were whore, cock loving turned lesbian coke sluts…

She’s from an era where celebrities weren’t accessible, where not everyone was a celebrity, where people looked on or up to them, instead of trying to compete with them for followers…

Where she would walk in a room and people would notice and stare, something that may not happen today, because people forgets she exists, even when she brings out her great perfect fake tits….because she’s destroyed herself, her career, and her face.

I still have hope for a comeback, she will win an Oscar, I am a fan and always will be, from breakdowns, to half death, to super stardom, to nothing..partially because of nostalgia and because she’s wearing a sheet through dress…

She’s Perfect. But that could be the tits in a see through dress talking.

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2016

09

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is a fantastic hairy little monkey…who was one of the first celebrities, or DISNEY stars to show her racy, knows how to prostitute herself thanks to her parents selling her off to the entertainment industry, you know to save their ethnic ambiguous Mexican, to help finance their lives, and her busty sister who will always be in her shadow, despite being bustier, because she doesn’t have to…let the sister do all the fucking work for you, and ride that wave, be the fashion accessory, get the attention, go to all the cool places, pose in the bikini with her to help the Vanessa Hudgens fetishists…

What I am saying is that I like her, I like she pretended her first hairy pussy nudes were when she was underage….to get them deleted off the internet despite it making her a self producing child pornographer…I like that she trimmed her pussy and leaked pics the last “fappening”…because she wanted to show people her pussy can be shaved….I like that she’s fit and no longer pudgy and I like that her pussy is hanging out in her bikini bottoms….I love pussy definition in bikini bottoms…

I don’t care for her as an actress, I don’t find her impressive, or her story that interssting, I don’t know who she fucks, I just see bikini pics of her…and figure..STARE……because an OG sexter, from a a world where everyone didn’t sext, even though everyone sexts now, is her best work and for the rest of her life….she needs to be celebrated…

That said…pussy in bikini bottoms..

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2016

08

Apr

Bella Thorne Beach Fame Whoring of the Day

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Bella Thorne, 40, has got this science of famewhoring down…

Just last year, no one knew who the “17 year old” was…but in the past 10 months she’s become a household name to a bunch of fucking perverts who like watching a slutty girl turn 18 and continue her slut in non slutty slut poses because she’s got good excuses for them….like being at the gym or whatever…all calculated, all the time…and converting for her…

But I know that eventually the slut that leads to slutty non slutty “gym” or “just tanning” pics…will shine through with a sex tape when all the attention fizzles out…

That doesn’t mean I am not a fan of her fame whoring, I think it’s great…keep it up fit body….in the gym all day…sexual monster….Bella Thorne and her lame hipster sister I think may actually be her daughter…but no one believes my lies…

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BONUS SOME SCREENSHOTS FROM SNAP…

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2016

08

Apr

Hilary Duff Ass Shelf of the Day

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This pose is called the BOOTY SHELF, where a girl puts her ass on a table and makes it pop out, classic Instagram….that is really some of Hilary Duff’s best work, unless you count the whole becoming a billionaire by 18….or having the whole Hockey Team use her as a prop in some TEAM initiation weirdness I call getting every hole filled.

These pics are important..

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2016

08

Apr

Scarlett Johansson in a Magazine of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson has always bored me. I understood her face, I remember when she first appeared on the scene, I’ve seen a bunch of movies she’s played herself in, with her raspy voice, and I just never cared about her pudgy, big tits, when there are so many amazing tits that are in my day to day, and the need to fixate on some actress tits I can’t actually pay to suck because I am not a billionare, is just dull…

The highlight of her public life was when her nude selfies leaked, just reminding us all that she’s a slut, which we knew due to her career choices…and now as a mom, washed up, old, dumpy girl in a superficial world where there are YOUNG girls around…we don’t need her, but I guess COSMO owes her PR team a favor or it’s part of an ad deal promoting a movie…but either way, she peaked 5 years ago…this shit’s dull…and I’ll post it anyway..

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2016

08

Apr

Sarah DeAnna in Lingerie of the Day

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So many models, impossible to keep up…her name is…Sarah DeAnna…I like her..even though she’s obnoxious and wrote a book called “Supermodel YOU”

Supermodel YOU sounds about as pretentious, or obnoxious, as it can possibly be…

From her site:

Definition of Supermodel YOU

Su·per – adjective \?sü-p?r\: Superior. Best. Superb. Outstanding. Exceptional.

Mod·el – noun \?mä-d?l\: A three-dimensional representation of a person or thing, to show the construction or appearance of something. Prototype. Design. Representation.

YOU: YOU!

Description: Aligning with a “super” model version of you to channel your higher self.

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be a supermodel? To feel confident, beautiful, and empowered?

That’s what Supermodel YOU is all about. International model Sarah DeAnna teaches you the shockingly healthy habits that models use to maximize their amazing bodies, iconic faces, and confident attitudes. You’ll learn the Five Keys to channeling your inner supermodel as you discover how models really eat, dress, exercise, sleep, de-stress, travel, and stay gorgeous no matter what. As you adopt a supermodel mind-set, life will get easier, more glamorous, sexier, and a lot more fun.

Leave it up to a low level model to try to push her “super model” nonsense onto other people, even though she’s not even a supermodel, but if you write like you are one, or pretend that you are one, it’s only natural that maybe the world will follow..and why wouldn’t they, this book was sold in EQUINOX gyms…

But the good news is, along with a silly superficial book about how models stay skinny, so anti everything people pretend to be into today, which is awesome…while everyone is actually trying to be an instagram model…

The better news is that she models in her underwear and looks good..

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2016

08

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Most Important Outfit of the Day

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It looks like Selena Gomez has had more work done, whether in her tits, or lips, or face…this is the generation of rebuilding your motherfucking self at the age of 18 to look more like a Kardashian…and as a guy who likes tits, even on entitled, annoying, most popular creature on Instagram, Mexican Disney Child Stars who sex OFFENDED Bieber, before crying about it….and it’s safe to say, this is her best work since milking her CHEMO THERAPY so people felt sorry for her and bought her album like it was the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION…and she’s already been to Disney Land…CHEMO that was such a low dose she kept her hair and partied everyday…a sad story really…

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2016

08

Apr

Suzi Leenaars for King King No 1 of the Day

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Suzi Leenaars is a model. There are so many models out there it’s impossible to keep up…they aren’t that interesting, they aren’t all that hot, they aren’t all that tall, a lot of them are even fat, but I can guarantee they are fucking annoying, entitled, think they are important cunts….

But the good news is that if you’re the right guy / artist, you can shove pickles down her throat….you know for ART and FASHION….right?

I’m not against it…obviously this is what my life work has been about…

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2016

08

Apr

Ariel Winter Big Girl Bikini Porn of the Day

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Ariel Winter may be chubby, but she’s also 18, and 18 year olds are always good, especially when they are in bikinis…they can be as fat as they can be…old fucks will still smell their youth radiating off them…..

You know whether they are on TV or you’ve been jerking off to them as they went through puberty or not…they are still 18 and in a bikini…and anyone can look at that fat ass and think…it’s not too fat yet…it’s still 18….even if those titties are even after being cut the fuck off…

She’s an it girl, I still don’t know who the fuck she really is, you know who she is at her core – but she exists in a bikini, cheesy selfies, since even when you’re on TV these girls want instagram fame…it’s the world we live in.

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2016

08

Apr

Barbara Failho in Vogue Mexico of the Day

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I like that Barbara Fialho’s name rhymes with feel a ho, when really you’re paying the ho to feel you…I guess it’s just that intimacy only rich guys can afford, the whole girlfriend experience all models who date / marry and try to lock down rich guys, which is actually their life work…while the whole modeling is like a few days a month that is really just “marketing” support to the fucking of rich guys…

Not fascinating, but I like that this one’s last name has officially labeled and identified her…in this world that likes being fed everything and not thinking for themselves..

All this to say, put a model naked in a puddle, and it’s Fashion for VOGUE, what a joke…

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