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Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Apr

Topless Rachel Hilbert of the Day

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Models can’t really make it as models without going topless…Whether in instagram modeling, or fashion modeling, or commercial modeling, or even just doing shitty photoshoots with local photographers telling you they want to make “art” with you….everyone in America is following Europe’s lead…

I don’t know how recent these are, but her name is Rachel Hilbert, she works for Victoria’s Secret and at 21, I am going to assume that it’s from the last 3 years, which as an old fuck pervert, that’s new enough for me… I don’t know if I’ve already posted these, because as an old as fuck pervert who has been doing this site everyday for the last 12 years….I don’t remember all the tits I’ve seen, but they have made it hard for me to maintain an erection when I see tits thanks to being desensitized, but that could just be the diabetes…and really who gives a fuck if I did, we can just recycle this shit…over and over…young, small, underwear model tits…perfect…

Here’s a pic from her instagram with another hot model named Yara Khmidan …black and white makes it art….

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2016

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Vagina Definition of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz didn’t really age very well….and she’s only 19….which is suprising because her dad is a Plastic Surgeon…

You’d think he’d be giving her tits, maybe a new face, unless he already did that when she was a kid before selling her to the entertainment industry after “realizing Moretz loved to act, so we did some Auditions”….in what I call stage parent excuse number 1….that got her into Kickass in Spandex for the real creepers…

I guess tits and face isn’t really her concern, because it’s her vagina that likes to eat…at least that’s what you’d think when looking at her vagina eat her pants…

I don’t know if that’s a labia reduction surgery, but would assume it’s not bcause otherwise it’d look more like a dick in her leggings, maybe it’s liposuction situation, or maybe it’s just a size-up your pants, you’re not an EXTRA SMALL anymore…unless she just wants you to see her little (not so little, looks kinda long) slit with pants jacked up into it….I would assume since she’s famous and knows paparazzi follow her…this is intentional…I’d say she wants to see this, but it’s probably her family that has their hands in her pocket more into keeping her talked about..

Either way, here’s some pussy definition

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2016

Apr

Bella Hadid on Instagram Topless of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted this picture of her looking pretty half Asian for photographer Russell James, who is probably best known for working with Victoria’s Secret – announcing some “secret project”…that I would argue isn’t really secret, or can’t really be secret, since no one actually gives a fuck about Bella Hadid, and even if the project was heavily public, let’s say with a topless pic on instagram – no one would care…

The only “secret” in her life is that her boyfriend The Weeknd, gets blowjobs back home in toronto from girls I know…FACT…not that any touring musician doesn’t fuck everyone on the road…while every famewhore rich kid dates anyone high profile to make them more legit.

The funny thing in this Instagram pic is her caption of “Sorry mama”….like her mom would be against this, her mom is some sugarbaby gold digging model whore who named her Bella, and who paid for Bella’s plastic surgery, to sell off to her modeling agency to be bootleg Kardashians…if anything her mom was has set up hidden cameras in her bathroom to sell the footage at the right time…

Silly…But it’s still some bootleg model rich kid who is the second favorite in the family of two posting topless panty pics for the people…which is a level of thirsty, slutty, attention seeking I dig…

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2016

Apr

Zoe Kravitz for Matt Jones of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is the worst. I don’t know why she bothers me so much, it’s not a racist thing, and let’s be real, she’s barely black…both her parents were half white, accessible, Jewish people in the entertainment industry, in an era where it was easier to get work being accessible, white / jewish black…than black…

In fact the only interesting thing about Zoe Kravitz is that her her grandmother on her dad’s side was the Willis’ black wife on The Jeffersons…that was the last generation of people with actual substance in her family deserved attention.

Whether her genetic composition is more white than black or not, doesn’t matter…because what matters is that she’s a spoiled brat rich kid, who was raised by these self involved parents who tried so hard to be spiritual and have depth, because as you know, these celebrities being in the entertainment industry alone makes them vapid cunts and all the other soul searching they do in their identity crisis is just superficial, pretentious bullshit…

Meaning, Zoe Kravitz didn’t have a chance, she was raised so alternative, to come across as this cerebral, artist, bullshit…as she tries to be an actor, model, personality…artist…but she’s really just a rich kid with a trust fund, spoiled as fuck…it’s not really her fault she’s annoying, but at least in her hipster quest to have depth her family pretends to have in their mansions…she shows nipples….and that’s pretty solid…if it’s the only thing she’s really given us that matters…

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2016

Apr

Ariel Winter On All Fours of the Day

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Ariel Winter has it all figured out!

She’s grew up on a hit TV show, where creepy perverts watched her go through puberty, obsessing over the size of her tits and her baby fat, only to make her feel insecure about how big they were, cutting them off…always a tragedy whenever you hear a story of young titty murder…

I figure obsessing over 16 year old tits is creepy as fuck, but when their parents whore her out to the media to cash the fuck in, you can’t be blamed…the media feeing you these tits, tempting your half retard, uneducated, tit focused, pervert, sex obsessed, always horny ass, while reminding you she’s underage making her something you shouldn’t want or like, which just makes you want it more…they know what they are doing…

I never watched the show, I don’t watch TV, it annoys me. I only heard about this one when she turned 18 and I only write about her because she’s fat, even with her chopped off tits and people are all about her….so much so that she’s staging weird bikini pics like she’s not fat….

Sure, fat at 18, or “thick” at 18, is not offensively fat…but give this girl 5 years and I assure you, she’ll be on some ROSEANNE bar level of PRECIOUS…

I can tell by her neck, and by the fact that even 30 year old fit girls I know are battling cellulite…just imagine how that works out for chubby at 18 year olds…genetically they have more challenges…

But right now, she knows her angles as she crawls around on all fours…in a picture she posted on her social media…meaning she saw this staged paparazzi pic, and said “I want my fans to see me like this”…ass from the back…why, what’s the takeaway, what’s the point other than giving dudes something to jerk off to…that’s the only point of posting an unsolicited pic like this…pretty slutty! Thanks slutty! We like Slutty!

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2016

Apr

Charlize Theron’s Tits in GQ of the Day

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Charlize Theron is in GQ UK showing off some tits…like she wasn’t 100 years old…

This is the magazine they quoted her complaining about being too pretty for compelling roles in Hollywood, because the compelling roles are for ugly chicks like Jennifer Lawrence, and the only compelling role she had required her being made ugly in Make-Up…leading to her Academy Award….in Monster…

The thing I fear about Charlize Theron is that she came from a broken home, with broken spirits, now disguised with fame and fortune, but at one time was her South African upbringing where her mom killed her dad, making me think he probably touched her inappropriately, leading to a lot of issues like being a victim thinking it’s ok to kill me, I mean why else would a wife kill a husband…it’s usually to defend her nest, her babies….before sending them off to model and whore herself to America…and it worked…

I guess she’s still long, lean, lovely while busting out, despite being old…memories of her in 1997 Playboy before really breaking out…only far less naked…

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2016

Apr

Hailey Clauson’s Lexus Campaign of the Day

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Part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, probably the most relevant part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, other than maybe the ego of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl to people who remember when Sports Illustrated still mattered, is booking a campaign with the lead sponsor, which I assume is Lexus…

It’s the upsell to try to trick brands to hand over millions of dollars to get involved in the outdated magazine…”we’ll do a shoot with our photog an your car with our model, please pay us”….

It’s also the only one of their models getting paid to be in the magazine, and not even by the magazine, making it the best scam ever…”Let’s use girls for free to make money, to make our subscribers not cancel”…clever on their part, pretty dumb on the girl’s part…all they get out of it is some press and a free trip…and some bragging rights to girls who aren’t in Sports Illustrated Swim…

The magazine came out in February, so I’ve probably already posted these pics, and I generally don’t like posting LEXUS ads just because they have some overrated model in a bikini being a car show import model…which I guess when they do it for Lexus Toyota seems more classy then for Ron the Tinting guy down the street for a bunch of Asian dudes in a parking lot…but it’s virtually the same half naked whoring…and we like half naked whoring…

Lexus should pay me for this…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2016

Apr

Naked Drunk Woman Wants Sex from Foreigner and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Shoots her Kids’ Cellphone – Due to Social Media being the Devil’s Work – When the Real Devil’s Work is that this Woman Reproduced

Man Breaks Into Burger Joint – makes a Burger

Cops VS Crazy Naked Man

Naked Man Gets Tased

Man Keeps Eating Subway Sandwich During Armed Robbery

Kid Knocks Himself Out with a Suplex

Little Boy Cause Truck to Roll

Woman Steals from Funeral Home…

Topless Woman Pretending to be Hit By Car

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2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You know those days you wake up dreaming of the dead prostitute in your basement decomposing on th warm spring melt day – I am Canadian, I call it Sugaring Off….only to wake up and realize the smell you are smelling is your dogs asshole in your face….and the only dead thing in your house is your fucking soul…

We call that Monday…Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…I am going back to bed.

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Thigh Gaps!
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Bella Throne and Her Sister’s Vagina Definition of the Day
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Caitlyn Jenner Tits
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Funeral Parlor Theif…
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New Suicide Squad Trailer
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Slut in a Bikini Being a Slut
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Leo Hiding His Face at a Hockey Game
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Helicopter POV Cliff Rescue
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Black Eyed Peas Comeback tour – is Terrifying – Cuz Fergie is a Zombie
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No One Went to the MTV Movie Awards
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Crazy Deserted Island Help Sign
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Sluts in the Gym
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Kirstie Alley Supports Trump to Remind You That Kirstie Alley Exists
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Workers – Getting it Done
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was drunk the last 48 hours, which isn’t saying much, but it’s a good reason why the stepLINKS no one care about weren’t done.

The highlight of the being drunk the last 48 hours, was probably forgetting everything that happened, except trying to sing a love song to a french girl with a great ass at Karoke, only for her boyfriend to try to choke me out and threaten to beat me with a bottle…which is exactly why I am supposed to be a back-up dancer not the lead….

Time to drink more – but here are some mother fuckering links..

Side Boob!
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Drunk Nic Cage and Vince Neil in a REAL FIGHT IN VEGAS!
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Popstar Bit By Cobra On Stage -Getting Bit By Cobra On Stage Before Dying
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Kendall Jenner and the One Direction Who Fucks Her
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Kate Moss Hard Nippples
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Gwyneth Paltrow – and Cameron Diaz – Co-Sign Each Other’s Old Actress Whoring Out
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Pregnant Taylor Swift in Tight Jeans
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Police Chase – Ends in Selfies….
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The Last American Idol Ever – Good
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Why the Land Rover Defender is 70,000 Dollars
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Cameron Diaz Giving the Finger
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Demi Lovato Falls on Stage and Dies…
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Axl Rose broke Foot – Still Does Coachella – Don’t Worry Faggots
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Stephanie Scott – UPSKIRT
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Smiling Girls
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Charlize Theron’s Got Amazing Legs
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Lindsay Pelas Big Tits in a Bikini
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JC Penny Period Skirt
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Braless Rita Ora
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Sluts at American Idol Finale
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Olivia Holt – Legs
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Ozzy Man Reviews Thrilling Marble Race
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The Office is Doing a Feature Film on Ricky Gervais Character
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J.Lo Works with Dr Luke – Because Some Old Bitches Like Rape
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Miami Road Rage
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10 Second Songs is Doing 65 Songs in 5 minutes Through Rock and Roll History…..
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Drone Crashes Through Office
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Dog Runs to Bed When TV is Turned On
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Two Dogs Playing HOckey
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Bella Thorne’s SiSters Ass in a Bikini
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Drew Barrymore Dumped Because Her Husband Hated Her For Being a Hippie Cunt
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Hot Australian High Jumper
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Crazy Girl On Spring Break Humping Face
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Husband Gets Second Thoughts When He Gets Wife Fucked By a Black Guy for His Cuckold Fetish… LOLZ
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Fail!
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Hooker and Drone Caught by Drone
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Girl and Just a Whole Lot of Masturbating
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Huge Tits By the Pool
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Wifey Has her Tits Out
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Woman Knife Fights a Dude
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Fucked Up at the Festival
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