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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Apr

Ariel Winter Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter has tits….despite cutting off her tits and she wants you to know she’s still got tits despite cutting off her tits…because she’s chubby and chubby girls can sometimes have big tits…at least the lucky chubby girls….because a fate worse than death is being a fat chick with no tits…it makes you have no redeeming factor…in this case, the 18 year old had too much tit, wanted them to be reshaped and made to be manageable tit, tit that she can still show off for her fans who have been watching her tits grow to abnormal sizes since she was prepubescent…sitcom watchers are weird…and I think she’s proving that tit lives matter, even when for a while, we thought she murdered the fuckers..

I care zero about this girl…not my kind of body, look, vibe, anything…so to me she’s just the titty monster.

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2016

Apr

Bar Refaeli Pregnant Bikini Pic of the Day

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Pregnant Bar Refael in a bathing suit, because she’s a bathing suit model trying to hold onto all she knows, or maybe she’s selling pregnancy product from her brand of bathing suits…it’s how she still monetizes being a Victoria’s Secret model, and more importantly her famous relationship with LEO, as one of the first models in modern years we remember him fucking, but definitely not the first model he fucked…he’s been fucking in the scene the last 30 years…there’s been some shit that his dick has gone into…but I shit that I guess Bar didn’t get based on the pregnancy, because she’s pregnant and not hysterectomied..from the HPV vagina cancer / celebrity strain of herpes, etc…

I generally like Bar as a representation of what jewish girls can be – hope for jewish guys who need to marry jewish girls to please their family tradition…but more importantly, seeing as I am not Jewish..I like her tits, even though they are in the 30s and expired…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2016

Apr

Kate Upton Legs of the DAy

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Remember – Just because you’re an overrated plus sized model…so overrated that you’re not even considered plus sized by the media despite the size of your back and belly…and tits…massive fucking tits…

You can still have skinny legs…

Fascinating…I know…

#Science…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Apr

Pregnant Victoria’s Secret Models in Magazines of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo are both Victoria’s Secret created models – who have really only worked with Victoria’s Secret from day one in their career and who have gone onto do other things coordinated by Victoria’s Secret, because that’s how they manage and leverage their hookers….

They’ve already recruited new girls, who probably have a “DON’T GET PREGNANT” clause in their contract, but these two, Behati and Candice have been recruited to do their Maternity Line of lingerie and Bathing suits, seeing as they can’t do shit without permission from the brand that owns them, I wouldn’t even be surprised if they were forced to get pregnant to be the launch pad for the new line of maternity gear.

Never trust evil corporations or the models they make….So apparently, they want to keep them

Candice Swanepoel in Some Magazine in China

Behati Prinsloo in Some Magazine…

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2016

Apr

Jojo Tits of the Day

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Jojo is using some snapchat filters for her fans, I hate snapchat filters…they are for idiots who don’t know how to produce content that is interesting or compelling…but when you constantly want to get as much attention as possible…you need to keep things compelling with tits…I mean who gives a fuck about Jojo the jailbait from decades ago trying to keep it together.

I wonder how many sites or basic dudes are going to write “who’s looking at the snapchat filter”….because she’s showing off her tits…with a face like that it taps into the alien fetishists in the most annoying way and tits are meant to be stared at and any silly face they make, or make their trendy phone apps make, doesn’t matter, because it’s about the tits…the tits…tits…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2016

Apr

Rihanna’s See Through Photoshoot to Support her New Video of the Day

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People think I’m insane because I find nipples are boring…I mean if I am being ridden by a hooker before killing her, they’re ok to suck on, bite on, pinch…and even if I am walking down the street, as if I really walk, but if I did and saw some feminists devaluing the market price of their nipples by giving them for free, over saturating nipples pics, nipples everywhere for their bullshit cause, instead of taking the money and investing that money into their bullshit feminist cause…like smart people….

But I’ve seen Rihanna’s tits, I’ve seen this video, it’s played out, I’ll look at the pics to support the video, but not that exciting…this looks like everything on instagram….but with Rihanna…

Here’s the videos

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2016

Apr

Man in Thailand Eats Out Girl During Songkran Fest and Other Videos of the Day

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16 Day Old Baboon Rejected by Mother is So Cute

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy

Dude Cuts Down Tree – Finds Something Terrible

Clerk in San Jose California – Shot by These People –

Idiot Bikers

Mean Ladder Prank

Mall Roof Collapse During Rain

Cooking Gas Cylinder Blast in India

Weird Dust Devil in China….

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2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m glad 420 is over so we can go back to drinking…all these 15 year old kids and potheads love talking about their weed. I am far more interested in meth addiction. At least that’s real…Meth not Marijuana…

Sidenote, When I get unsolicited emails from people..

I like to write;

MOM ? Is that you? Why did you leave to buy cigarettes and never come home back when I was 5.

I miss you. I am so glad we’re reunited..

I don’t care that dad said you were a street hooker…I didn’t believe him…

Would it be weird if we fucked? Send me spread asshole pics.

LOVE,

Your Son Jesus…

Here are some morning links…

Girls in Bed
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I love this Pizza Girl – She’s Amazing – Really Fucking Amazing
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Dead Chyna
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Khloe Kardashian and her Bodysuit
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Apparently – This is a Model….and her Baby Weight
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Gwen Stefani is Officially Divorced
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Popping a Single Popcorn Kernel with a Hair Straightener
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Fake Outlet Prank at the Airport
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Katherine Heigl Old Lady Neck
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Security Camera that Captures a Crazy Amount of Crazy
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Lohan Converting to Islam
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Ultra High Definition Earth
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Arya Stark Giving Away Game of Thrones Stuff
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2016

Apr

Chyna Memorial of the Day

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Chyna is dead. I lack empathy.

I thought to myself “what’s the best way to leave a Chyna tribute”, you know now that she’s dead at 45 and 100s if not 1000s of people actually care, most of those people being weird white trash wrestling bros who forgot she existed…because even they stopped watching wrestling in their trailer park homes when UFC happened…

I realized I have no tact, no empathy, no class, no consideration…people die…who cares…so part of Chyna, the only part I know, other than her steroid dick clit, is her sex tape…

If the decision behind doing the sex tape, is probably the reason she had a dick click, and probably the reason she died….is part of her story, her legacy, who she is…who am I to take that away from her and not celebrate her….and really there’s not much difference between a wrestling chick, a stripper and a porn chick…

I think it’s only fitting…thoughtless, rude, tacky, maybe….I mean if I was her family, this wouldn’t be on the screen at the funeral, but I’m not the one who filmed this shit…or sold this shit, I am not the one who thought it was a good idea, hell I didn’t even want to watch it when it happened…

And like my friend who used to jerk off to pics of his grandma in a bikini after she died always said…it’s not wrong to jerk off to them if they’re dead….but I would not take his moral code as Gospel on anything, he also jerked off to his dead grandma…when she was still alive…not that would anyone would jerk off to this..

I guess what i am saying is – don’t judge a woman’s life by a shitty, if not terrifying sex tape.

RIP motherfucker.

GET HER SEX TAPE IT IS NEVER TOO LATE CLICK HERE

Here is her last video before death..

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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today I feel in love with a few hot round college asses in leggings….apparently, I wasn’t the only one following this one girl as she walked, like a cartoon, she was accumulating more and more dudes as she kept walking…I couldn’t keep up, because walking is hard when you’re dying of obesity…so I broke from the crow d being being hypnotized by the ass…I am glad I survived…I wonder how many people ended up following her…and if anyone got run over trying to keep up with her…I need a young round college ass to help get traffic to this goddamn site…

I am working on it with Phoebe Price….who is currently taking over my snapchat…

While I recruit…Here are some stepLINKS….

PS Jennifer Aniston was named People’s Most Beautiful Person 2016 – despite being a rotting, washed up, granny corpse…which is a nice reminder that the media is a fucking lie…

LINKS…

So Many Great Asses
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Girl on the Kiss Cam Kissing a Pizza
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Towie Megan McKenna in the Bikini
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On Set at Baywatch
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Lindsay Lohan is Converting to Islam
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Teacher Banging Student
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Audrina Patridge in a Bikini..
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Gwyneth Paltrow Dancing with Kids..
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Threes Company Movie is Happening..
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Bella Thorne Puffy Nipples
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Snowboarder Being Chased by a Bear….
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Hasselhoff Paid off Ex Wife 21k a Month for 10 Years
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Chloe Goodman is Amazing in a Bikini – She’s Some UK Whore
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Social Star Pia Mia Perez is a WHore…
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Dude Antagonizes a Shark
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How to Drift in Any Car
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Rose Byrne in a Tight See Through Dress
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This Public PIss Video is the Highlight of the Day
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Lindsay Pelas and her Huge TIts
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Katharine McPhee Promo Tour
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How to Make a Speaker Using CD
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Ohio Marching Band Cartoon Half Time Show
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Bai Ling Big Cleavage
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Idiot Totals His Car Impressing Chicks…
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Some Chick Named Camila Banus – Legs – But Her Name is ANUS with a B…
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Allison WIlliams in Lace
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Kelly Rohrbach Pussy Definition
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A Famewhore’s Sister in a Bikini
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The Dumbest Guitar Ever…
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Chloe Sevigny in Pantyhose
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Girls Who Like Sports
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Karlie Kloss in a Sports Bra
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Rihanna’s Nipple
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Little Kid Blames Batman for Drawing on Wall
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Wild Hair
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Charlotte McKinney Short Short…
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Phoebe Price is Everything…
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Captain America’s Biggest Flaw…
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Sarah Turner in Red…
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Angry Naked Man
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Random Tumblr Porn…
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Big Webcam Tits
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Big Tits By the Window
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Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
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Big Tits – Big Tits…
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