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2016

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The site was down for an hour today. I assumed Taylor Swift’s on staff hackers deleted everything I’ve barely worked the last 12 years and 36,000 posts on…my life flash before my eyes…debating if I would rebuild in some panic…only to realize I’m free…that Taylor Swifts hackers gave me freedom… Relieving me of this obsessive compulsive need to update a site no one cares about with content no one cares about – only to realize I can finally live out my dream bagging Groceries since it is the only thing I’m qualified for and I’ll finally start to make money….unfortunately, looks like the site is back up and I’ll have to back burner those dreams for stepLINKS of the DAY..

Here are the stepLINKS of the Day

Jiggly Tits
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Kaley Cuoco is Remarrying Because She’s Rich and Crazy
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Ireland Badlwin in Some Magazine…
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Wheelchair Stunts
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Pornstar Working Out
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So Much Latina Pussy
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Windows 10 Interrupts Weather
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Katherine McNamara in a Pink Dress
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Jake Gyllenhaal is a Pussy Pitch
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Taylor Swift Butt Shot…
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Nicki Minaj and Drake Don’t Talk…Sad
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Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
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The New Tomb Raider
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Richard Sherman – LYFT driver
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Ariana Grande Modeling
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Gabrielle Toth Naked
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Hailey Baldwin’s Bruised Tits
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Lizzy Caplan in Lula Magazine
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Gigi Hadid at her 21st Bday
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Paris Hilton is Getting Old
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British Family VS Thailand
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Josephine Skriver in Marie Claire Italy Hot
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White Trash Argument of the Day
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POISON SUPPER CLUB!
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Peyton Roi List in a Towel and Robe
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The Nice Guys Trailer
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Kirk Cameron on Marriage…
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Weird Tasha Reign Interview
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Rachel Riley Ass on a Bike
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Dude Drives Car into Breaking Sand…
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Josephine Skriver Nipple
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High Speed Rail in Serbia
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Sara Underwood WHore
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Barbara Palvin in a Magazine
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Military Air Drop Fail
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Kristen Rain Nude
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Conan Plays Mario Kart
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NErd Invents His Own Touch Screen Mirror
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Irina Shayk Racing a Horse
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Lily Aldridge Model Middle Driff
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Taylor Swift Runs Into her Ex Everytime She Runs Into a Man Because She’s Fucked Everyone
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Girls Who Aren’t in bras
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Fetish of the Day
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Big Tits in a Wet Shirt…
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Some Babe Stripping on the Balcony
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Girl Masturbating
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Dude Helps His Wife Move Out
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Random Tumblr Porn!
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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THese Tits are Huge
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Big Scary Tits
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Naked Babe Naked SYBIL
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Just a College Girl…
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Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
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Drippiest Pussy Ever – Posted Yesterday But Click Again
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2016

29

Apr

Kendall Jenner Flashing Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat of the Day

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Site was down, hell froze over, so I couldn’t get this video that my friend Brian sent me this morning of Kendall Jenner flashing Kylie’s Snapchat at what I assume is Gigi Hadid’s 21st birthday party so that rich, spoiled, overrated brat can finally drink – because I’m sure she hasn’t ever drank before..because she’s a reasonable rule follower who doesn’t travel to other places where 18 is the law like that…

I hate these annoying, piles of shit, they are all interchangeable garbage …

But at least Kendall is showing her nipples…it is almost redeeming…but barely…because you know they are tedious, annoying, high maintenance unappreciative pigs…that’s just what being a 21 year old in this weird fucking world…raised by rich narcissistic monsters…left to fend for yourself with budget to fend for yourself proper…

Posted in:Jenners|SFW

2016

29

Apr

Taylor Swift Probably Not Still Pregnant of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Taylor Swift is pregnant…because I was told she is pregnant by more than one person who would know that Taylor Swift would be pregnant…but I guess she’s not pregnant…because she’s posted this bikini pic and as you know 3 month pregnant girls don’t wear bikinis when trying to keep the shit secret…

It is Gigi Hadid’s 21st Birthday and it amazes me that we live in a world where people like Taylor Swift don’t only exist, but excel and make so much money of idiot fans, all for producing garbage content…to the point where they are not only richer than fucking god, or more powerful than god, and not just based on their egos alone, but based on the adorning fans throwing their figurative panties at them…makin’ it rain on them…without their stripping…

Seeing her escorted out by security, you know to keep her safe, would be far more interesting if there was an assassination in progress…I mean if you’re gonna have crazed fans…make them fucking count…

Garbage…but I think she looked better when she wasn’t Taylor Momson hair…what’s this “edgy” new look…cunt..

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

29

Apr

Bella Thorne for Marie Claire Indonesia of the Day

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Bootleg magazines are still magazines…like bootleg models are still models…and bootleg actresses are still actresses…and bootleg instagram sluts are still sluts..

Bella Thorne is a the 40 year old looking 18 year old who i am sure doctored her birth certificate – that the blogs are writing about – not that anyone reads blogs anymore – but you know what I mean – some of us still gotta hang onto the glory days that are all they know…

My storyline for her is the best one, but I am sure all the dad’s who jerk off to her, whether on shitty TV shows she is in, or to her instagram and snapchat whoring…straight up attention seeking….because there are countless instagram whores and slutty girls willing to be slutty on the internet…but only a handfull get cast in movies and TV thanks to being raised by stage parents to do this…to seek attention and to not fuck up now that they’ve made it this far…

I don’t think the shitty stock photos for INDO Marie Claire are as funny as INDO Marie Claire existing…but I will post them anyway – because I like to encourage this girl in all she does…it’s jokes..

Boring…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

29

Apr

45 Year Old Angelica Birdges in the Ocean of the Day

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Angelica Bridges may be 100 fucking years old…but she still has nipples…unlike Angelina Jolie..who cut those fuckers off because she’s rich, married and it’s better than having cancer…

She was in Baywatch in 1997. She hasn’t done anything since…except maybe playboy and sex with a handful of rockstars as theese 45 year old women do…

She represents a period of time where the USA had Glamour models like the UK, but thanks to instagram…all that fake tit, fake face shit, is filtered and from girls in your own backyard…

We don’t need Playboy and other men’s magazines casting these idiots…we can find them our damn selves on the popular page..

This seems like total normal 45 year old woman behavior…if that 45 year old woman is craving as much attention as she can get as a 45 year old…who you should be totally disgusted by..but age is just a number and in some cases menopause and asset….I mean this isn’t a typical 45 year old…this is one who knows what needs to get done…and what her worth is and has stuck to it..

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Posted in:Angelica Bridges

2016

29

Apr

Emma Roberts Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Emma Roberts panty line in a pair of tight pants may not be exciting to you, but probably is, because you’re pretty fucking pathetic…

Most people probably don’t know who Emma Roberts, but thanks to her dad Eric the Loser who once was a Winner and his sister Julia who rode his coattails to become America’s favorite big mouth…but probably not as apprecaite a mouth as it was by the producers who created her…PRETTY WOMAN WAS A DOCUMENTARY…

But I know who Emma Roberts is and staring at her small ass is good enough for me…

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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2016

29

Apr

Old Timer Victoria’s Secret Model Update of the Day

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I don’t find Victoria’s Secret, the mall brand sweatshop running company that over prices garbage underwear for the masses, who buy into the shit because that’s what trying to feel “normal” is about…go in debt for mall brands to fit in with your suburban neighbors thanks to having a weak mind and buying into anything you’re told to buy into…instead of following your inner spirit and inner eccentric and inner artist…you know to follow your fucking dreams..but rather work making shit money to pay taxes and buy nonsense all to fit in…comfortably…but depressed and suicidal…which luckily they have meds to sedate you to help perpetuate this lie..

But I do think they cast good models and heres a coulple of their Old Times….incluidng Alessandra Ambrosio on TV in Shorts

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And Adriana Lima’s who has clearly Been Working Out but the fact that either still work for the brand is just crazy..

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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2016

29

Apr

Lizzy Caplan in See Through of the Day

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Lizzy Caplan is from some TV show that she gets naked in.

Now she is in a magazine – where she is not getting naked.

Offensive. Bitch doesn’t know her fucking place…but then again she’s showing some nipple and I guess nipple is better than nothing and a good distraction from her very Jewish looking face…not that I am against Jewish faces, I just don’t like masturbating to my Lawyer Herschel…but if he had tits…maybe…I’d change that approach…

Posted in:Lizzy Caplan|SFW

2016

29

Apr

Frederikke Winther Hot Model of the Day

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Frederikke Winther is a Danish…and you’ve never heard of her, no one really has, she has 10 followers on instagram but that doesn’t mean she’s not trying to matter…

This shoot is for CAMERON HAMMOND a pretty well known instagram photographer, because clearly our girl Frederikke Winther is trying to get as famous as possible as a model….

Why else would she go half naked for instagram? Racy gets noticed and thank god for that because a world where girls don’t get half naked for attention is a world I don’t want to live in…

She’s hot and doesn’t look nearly as DOWNS SYNDROME as other Danish models, helping bring the country back to the international scene as housing babes along with their danish designed teak furniture..right?. That’s exactly what she’s trying to prove, right?

Either way, she’s great…

Posted in:Frederikke Winther|SFW

2016

29

Apr

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

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The other day we were given a gift that like most gifts when people don’t like you – and are instead forced to give you gifts because they drew your name out of a hat at the company gift exchange – fucking sucked…but that involved Ellie Goulding’s crotch in a pink bikini from a weird pervert voyeur angle comparable to upskirts on the bus by creepers…

Well, it turns out she’s still in Miami, still uneventful, but more eventful than anything she’s done in her career…and we like bikinis…even on UK popstar trash..