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2016

18

Mar

Ass on the Baywatch Set of the Day

Baywatch is still being filmed in Miami…you know the land of Los Angeles County lifeguard because the ocean is warmer, the beach is nicer, and there is no risk of any of these soft acting idiots, whether it’s the tits from True Detective or the Tits from one issue of Sports Illustrated that Leo DiCaprio made into one of his own, and the only thing that surprises me is that there’s not that much controversial, on set paparazzi pics going on, they should be milking this shit hard – so that people beyond 40 year olds who watched Baywatch care…but then again, if that was the objective, they probably would have only hired VINE STARS for this low grade garbage you know you’re going to watch..

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Posted in:Baywatch|SFW

2016

18

Mar

Karrueche Tran in a Bikini of the Day

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There’s some hood event happening in Miami, so all the “hood” girls like Karrueche Tran, who I don’t even know if she’s hood or not, the only thing I know about her is that she is or was Chris Brown’s girlfriend, which I guess is pretty gangster, not because Chris Brown is hard or anything, dude’s a little dancing queen, but he is strong and into beating women, clearly an emotional freak, and dealing with that, may be worth being put on the map…JUST ASK RIHANNA…but still a possible war zone…that she’s survived….

Here she is in Bikini…

Here is her ass in shorts…

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2016

18

Mar

Rania Benchegra Models Bikinis of the Day

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Rania Benchegra is a bikini model I’ve never heard of, or posted on, which doesn’t mean she isn’t hot, or that she doesn’t exist, it also doesn’t mean that I’m a racist who doesn’t pay attention to models of different skin colors, it just says that every girl is a fucking model thanks to social media, it’s impossible for me to write about any of them or all of them, until the mainstream media picks up on them, because I don’t like contributing to their fame, I’m more into terrorizing them after they reach said fame…and are getting piad…while when they are low level instagram models, I feel more sorry for them than anything, but would never expose them or get in the way of their hustle, because the more girls who are vapid and useless with the sole goal of being paid to get naked or half naked, the better off we are…

The good news in all this is that not every girl wants to be a bikini or instagram model, sure they post their bikini pics, but there are still girls who go to school, become doctors and lawyers and business people, rather than ass spreading for followers to market those businesses, which gives me a bit of hope that women aren’t all vapid sexualized cunts who want you to look at their cunt but won’t ride you with their cunts, unless you’re rich.

Posted in:Rania Benchegra|SFW

2016

18

Mar

Anna Ewers Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers….is the kind of girl who’s sewer I would climb through just to chill under her toilet to watch her pussy as she shits on my face….

…Before dying from septic shock / e-coli after ingesting said shit…that we can assume is filled with great model things like the Salmon in the pacific, cocaine and anti-depressants and very little food substance…

She’s that good.

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2016

18

Mar

David Sims For Self Service Magazine of the Day

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I think this photoshoot by David Sims for Self Service Magazine is more a study in my love of tits, than a study of interesting, compelling, artistic, high concept, artistic, nicely toned or interestingly framed photos…

The models include:

Anoushka, Aida Becheanu, Hannah Bennett, Amy Blakemore, Emily Bostock, Anna Brimma, Kat Grube, Chloe Hayward, Ella Hope. Emily Jones, Josephine Loveless, Alexandra M., Kaia Moore, Lily Nova, Tamara Young

But the only reason I am posting it is because the lead in pic is a model’s tits.

I love how simplistic I am, pretty much a fucking primate, “is there nipple, I don’t care about who’s nipple, or what that nipple is for, so long as there’s nipple”…is my editorial policy…

Pretty pathetic really, but in a world of clickbait and content that doesn’t matter, might as well have a nipple in it, to make it have at least some value.

Posted in:David Sims

2016

18

Mar

Weird Tranny Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Asians Go Shrimp Crazy

Asian Strip Girl fro Stealing Another Woman’s Man

Stealing Nun

The Video of the American Removing the North Korean Poster

Lucky Electrician

Dick on a Naked Sky Dive

Insane Scooter Rider

Cops Run Over Civilian During a Police Chase

Fight at the Chicken Coop

Pizza Shop Drive Thru

Store Clerk Saves Baby

Posted in:News|Videos

2016

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder if the hangover rate this morning is higher than the regular hangover rate – because all you basic idiots decided to go whitest of white person event and celebrate St Patrick’s Day…like it matters…because it doesn’t…but I guess any excuse to get drunk is a good one, and I’d rather see Leprechaun hats on these racist fucks at their white power rally, than Sombreros like it was Cinco..but I prefer my white person events to be college girls in bikinis…

The highlight of my night was telling a woman “she’s got nice legs for a mom”…

Seriously.

That was the highlight of my night, because St Patrick’s day is dumb and all the woman participating were as hot as 40 year old moms.

Here are some morning links..

Hot Girls with Selfies
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Rose McGowan’s Dog Friendly Jumped on a Woman who Now Has Brain Damage and is Suing
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Amy Poehler is Drying Up California
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Victoria’s Secret in Lingerie
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Undercover Superman
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Throwback Pfeiffer Tits
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Party Girl Tiffany Trump
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The Handwriting Machine…
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Expectation VS Reality – The Travel Edition
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Ping Pong Soccer
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Drunk Woman VS Freeway
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Underboob!
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2016

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s St Patrick’s day, so go out there and find some beer drinking women, who look like beer drinking women, because at closing of the bar, they’ll be down to get their beer drinking guts cummed all over…

It’s a fact, some of the grossest looking girls lurk in Irish pubs…and who needs St Patrick Day when we are Drunken…Everyday…

Here are some stepLINKS

Vintage Helen Mirren
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Katherine Heigl Does Kitty Litter Commercials
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The Ben Hur Trailer
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Mischa Barton Midriff
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Claudia Romani White Bikini
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Amber Rose Nipples
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Jessica Lowndes TITs..
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Jennifer Garner Cleavage…
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Kate Hudson Pokies
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Nina Agdal Bikini Dance….
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The Creepiest Dad Ever
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Lucy Hale in Elle
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Giant Waves Beat a Car
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Miley Cyrus Pokies in a Sweater
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Brea Grant See Through
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Drunk Emma Roberts
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Alison Brie isn’t Hot
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Lily Aldridge Leaves Plastic Surgeon in Short Shorts
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Kirsten Dunst Big Tits
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Someone Named Michelle Monaghan
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Bad Tattoo of the DAy
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Physics Behind Transporters
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Someone Named Ashley Greene
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I love this American Cry Baby
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Save the Stout
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Victoria Justice in a Robe
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Can You Blend a Hydraulic Press
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Kristin Cavallari Big Tits
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Paper AIrplane Contest
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Julianne Hough’s Vacation
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Is ALuminum Bulletproof
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Ghost Facts!
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Ava Sambora Bikini
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Rihanna Loves Beyonce Because Beyonce Owns Rihanna
CLICK HERE

Girls Who Selfies
CLICK HERE

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Kendra Roll Big Tits…
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A Couple Girls Naked in bed
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How Deep is TOO Deep
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Mom Legs of the Day
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Beer in Pussy Stripper
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Big Boobs and Her Dildo
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Oiled Up Roma
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Toilet Brush Dildo
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Naked By the Ocean
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Pornstars Read Mean Comments
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

17

Mar

Stefanie Knight Gets Her Lucky Charms for Cavan Clark of the Day

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It’s St Patrick’s Day. I would go out drinking, but chose to just stay in drinking, because St Patrick’s Day really brings out the worst quality girls in the world. Just fat, sloppy, drunk, piggish women who may want to fuck because they are turning up in their shitty mid 30s sad life….

Maybe I hang in the wrong dive bars…because our friend and brilliant photographer CAVAN CLARK has a very different impression or Luck of the Irish on St Patrick’s Day with this amazing girl named Stefanie Knight …and the amazing thing, since I’ve got the inside info, is that these aren’t retouched, straight from Camera in a world of lies…amazing.

She’s got me lucky charms and she’s magically delicious. #ireland….This is a themed shoot worth lookin’ at….cereal bikini for life.

FIND YOURSELF SOME MORE Stefanie Knight on: Instagram | Twitter | Facebook

FIND YOURSELF SOME MORE Cavan Clark on: INSTAGRAM

Posted in:SFW|stepEXCLUSIVE

2016

17

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Leprechaun of the Day

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It’s St Patricks Day and there’s nothing more Irish than a ginger, and there’s no other ginger, rocking her fiery red hair, that we can assume fires up her crotch if she’s cool enough to have a bush, rather than go bald like an early 2000s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, who has no choice but to control her body hair seeing as she’s a fucking Sasquatch…

Not that this has to do with Kim K, it’s Bella Thorne, the only 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, teen actress, who is sexualizing herself with a virtual wink, like “I know what I’m doing”..this social media shit is a joke you horny fucks..

And I’m very into whatever she’s selling…she’s the best thing going on in pop culture / media / acting, in an era of everyone wanting to be famous at least on instagram, it just seems more legit when she’s got an acting career to back it up…

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I still love this video of her telling her BF to fuck her ass..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW