As a lazy Mexican who doesn’t like leaving the house, my favorite thing about Modern Dating and Hook-Up culture is how little work it requires…

I know, I’m married, but I still need to fuck…and now’s the time to do it.

Firstly, you don’t need to awkwardly approach girls in clubs, bus stops, the grocery store and try to win them over in 10 seconds knowing that it can either go well and you get a number….or have her scream “Get Away Rapist”….

Secondly, you don’t need to call her to ask her on dates, hell you don’t even need to go on dates that you probably have to pay for, with no guarantee of sex, because she may just be into getting a free meal. You just invite her over to watch your computer screen until you’re both tired, bored, tipsy and in the mood to cum. It’s just expected that one of you is cumming when she says yes and that saves a lot of money and wasted time.

Mindless sex for people with low expectations and who just have sex because it’s there, even if it is terrible….it’s a win.

That said, random internet girl, come over let’s watch TV which is code for fuck brilliant, I just don’t know how it will get lazier, easier, or more affordable….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning.

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30 day facebook ban for making jokes about very bad things because I was a very bad man who has a very bad sense of humor.

But luckily I have been reformed thanks to the facebook penal system. I now know how to behave in accordance to facebook etiquette. I know what they deem appropriate.

I can go back to joining the other mindless idiots by contributing pageviews to their app we collectively made into a 100 billion dollar business that we don’t get paid for. But we get a system to post statuses and stalk our “friends” we actually hate.

I’d like to think facebook for grounding me for 30 days. Thank you for socializing me like I was found in the jungle. Thank you for teaching me what is right and wrong and how to behave in Internet public to an audience of my “facebook friends”.

You’re the mom I never had.

You’re the catholic church without the population control without the child rape by the leaders, that happens with the people who use it…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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