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2016

10

Mar

Shitting By a School and Other Videos of the Day

Women Caught Shoplifting

Robber Uses Stun Gun in Taiwan

Woman Drives Through Building

Miracle of the Day

Kid Reacts to Giraffe Penis

Fleeing Suspects – have a Car Accident

Pickpocket Fail

Don’t Text and Cross Train Tracks

Shot Dude in Baltimore – What the Fuck

Erotic Dancers of the Day

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2016

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 25 in Facebook Jail

I am pretty sad that there’s only 5 more days left on my facebook ban…

It’s like vacation is coming to an end…

You know like that feeling after a good Spring Break week of being wasted and gangbanging chicks until a herpes outbreak only to know that you have to go back to class the following Monday…

That’s where I’m at right now, but the good news is that 19 year olds on snapchat are helping me through this sadness…using vibrators because they are exhibitionists but if they were actually in front of me…would be disgusted by my staring at them like a creep…possibly even calling the police on me…reminding us that In Real Life..has nothing on ON INTERNET…

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls in Bed
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Woman Pepper Sprays Teen
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Amanda Seyfried is a Homewrecker
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Some Serious Fame Whore in a G-String
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife Makes Too Many Babies
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Tiger Escape
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A Terrifying Fame Whore
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What the Most Expensive Steak Tastes Like
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Jet Ski Jump Destroys Drone
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Maria Sharapova’s Fitness on Beach
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The History of the Waterbed
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2016

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 24.5 in Facebook Jail

I think the real loser in this Facebook jail is the fans…you know all of you who I inspire everyday with my wise and positive words designed to bring you up with kindness and insight as the screen you are staring at rots your fucking brain – which for the record has been scientifically proven – on Dr Oz – a show I am forced to hear about now that I don’t have Facebook chat to make my wife think I’m too busy to talk to….

I’ve reverted to sending annoying and harassing messages to my crazy militant feminist friend who loves me but think’s I’m the worst…

Those messages include: “What are you wearing?” which is the cliche opener than makes mer so angry…then I tell her that I can’t stop thinking about her vagina and that even though she doens’t fuck me because I have a penis, even a small penis, I can tell it so tight they feel like a vacuum….then I tell them I am jerking off and ask them to “invite me to come”…because with militant lesbians, it’s about being subtle…

That was advice because I have nothing to say now that I don’t use social media because I’ve been ousted from their attempt at a mindless UTOPIA…FIGHT THE OPPRESSOR….

Here are some stepLINKS

A Bunch of Regular Girls with Not so Regular Amazing Asses
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Old Lady Dancing
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Kahil Blundell for the UFC
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Alicia Vikander Post-Oscar Win
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Girl in a White Dress Gets Taken Out by a Wave
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Melissa McCarthy Diabetes Supporter
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The Director of The Matrix is Tranny Now
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Cell Phone Footage of a Shooting…
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Hilaria Baldwin – Pregnant Again
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Frenchy Morgan in a Pink Bikini Monster
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Lindsay Lohan is Funded by Rich Russian Named EGOR
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The New Game of Thrones Trailer
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Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling Get Their Fuck On
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Maria Sharapova Tests Positive
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Cleavage at The Bachelor
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Maria Sharapova in Whole Foods Buying Illicit Performance Drugs…
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Zac Efron’s Muscles…
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Rita Ora Panty Flash
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Pregnant Bar Refaeli….
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Alexandra Daddario in Bikini Bottoms
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Katt Williams Gets Arrested Again
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Hockey Has Awesome Hair Again
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Selena Gomez – Panty Flash in Paris
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Rita Ora Topless
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Ola Jordan Getting Tits Grabbed!
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Emmy Rossum with Kitties
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Abigail Ratchford is the Fucking Worst – Slutting for In and Out
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Liz Hurley in a Red Dress
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Maria Menounos Midriff
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Emma Olson is A Boring Model..
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Emma Watson is a Monster!
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This is Why He’s Fat
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Karlie Kloss in a Red Dress
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Dude Spoofing Slam Poets – Since Slam Poets are Homos
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Katy Perry Upper Thigh
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Hot Girls in Bikinis
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50 Cent Says ALl His Money is Fake
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Josephine Skriver Lingerie
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Double Blowjob
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Post Op Masturbation is a Scientific Research I Didn’t Want to Experience
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Isabella Taylor’s fat Ass
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Asian Stripper’s Pussy Trick with Beer
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Kelly Madison’s Huge Tits
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Denny’s Waiter Blowjob Doesn’t Bore Me
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Slutty Blonde Strips…
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Greek Slut!
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Skinny Lesbians…
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My Friend Kayden Kross’ Ass
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

09

Mar

Gigi Hadid’s True Spoiled Brat Unappreciative Colors Shine Through of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is a rich kid who has a modeling career because she’s a rich kid. She’s so fucking spoiled that she whined her way into a publicist and getting work and with the right marketing moves and a decent enough look, while being at all the key events, she got picked up by lazy marketers who were like “oh people talk about her, let’s hire her”….

But the truth is she’s a vain, egotistical, narcissistic, high maintenance brat you’d expect her to be…and here she is having a tantrum with the paparazzi who she spent two years paying to take pics of her in the quest to be this famous thing she’s become…

I guess you can’t suppress you’re true fucking colors, but you can show the world by flipping us all off, because we are the fucking suckers who buy into her nonsense…that is toxic, sour, horrible, rich kid nonsense I could spot the first day she happened.

What a fucking cunt…

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Being Spanked in the Bahamas of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence Wearing a Bikini in The Bahamas on March 4003

I am still taking in these Jennifer Lawrence pictures of her in a bikini.

Not because she’s amazing in a bikini, but because she’s so fucking average, yet so fucking famous…in one of these deals with the devil that doesn’t really make sense to me, but I guess I’m not a Hollywood producer, or casting director…that found my golden ticket and put all my resources and connections into her….

She’s like one of those apps you find out is a billion dollar app because all these billionaire put money into it and marketed it…even though it’s a shitty fucking app…but the female award winning actor version…makes no sense..

But her nudes were pretty solid, let’s get more of those…

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Olympic Nipple Thanks to McKayla Maroney of the Day

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McKayla Maroney will always be an Olympic Gold Medal winner, but unlike other Olympic Gold medal winners, she won her Olympic gold and virtually told her overbearing gymnast stage parent mom who saw talent in her baby and exploited that shit…to fuck off….in a “there’s not much more I can do than an Olympic Gold in this sport”….so she’s retired…to let the other 14 year olds who excel in the sport take her place in the pants of many creepy Olympic watching dudes who jerk off to the US gymnast team…who you can see HERE

I think the highlight of McKayla Maroney has been her ability to be subtle cockteaser, playing innocent young girl, all with the knowledge dudes were jerking off to her, based on her instagram comments alone…you know with innocent bikini pics…

By the looks of it, she’s slowly morphing into a Kardashian…hard nipples and all..

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Martha Hunt’s Ass Picture of the Day

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Martha….is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer…I am sure there are worse…but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouth full of dog shit…..

Imagine fucking a bitch and being like “Marthaaaaaaaaa”….but I guess you wouldn’t have to say it because the sound of her gagging on your dick would sound the same….

Either way, she’s one of the last standing American models, it’s all been outsourced to the Eastern Europe..those whores come cheap…so give some American ass some love…be a patriarch…god bless America…ass that hasn’t fallen victim to the obesity crisis…

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Possibly “Real” Uncensored Nude of the Day

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Eariler today, I posted this BRUCE JENNER MASTURBATION VIDEO AS CAITLYN

Earlier this week, Kim Karadashian posted a censored version of this picture, because she’s an attention seeking fame whore, that wanted the world to see her post – baby body when properly designed by having a few ribs removed, in waist training, fat transfer, plastic surgery, while photoshopped to fucking shit…

Then she milked it by taking on the women who were calling her out for being a shameless whore that is a bad for the youth, since the youth are all starting to look like her…and all have the same weird body shape that she created through her surgery…and I don’t even know how these girls are getting these small wastes and huge asses…but it’s ugly bootleg and Lowgrade Kardashian regardless…

And now here’s the rumored uncensored version, that I am gong to assume is a fake even if it’s real, because this bitch is a plastic, fake, monster…and she’s milking it…

In more important news – Courtney Stodden did a spoof of the picture – because Kim Kardashian is a leader of the attention seeking whores…doesn’t she have a sex tape also? THAT’S RIGHT SHE DOES – HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF THESE SEX TAPING WHORES

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2016

09

Mar

Alexandra Daddorio has No Ass of the Day

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Baywatch is the biggest thing being hyped in Hollywood right now because they know to have he paparazzi on set – girls in bikinis – for a generation of people who jerked off to the same characters 30 years ago – a no brainer which is conveniently produced by someone without a brain since this is the last thing we need as entertainment in a world of porn…and along with Zach Efron’s airbrushed abs thanks to steroids comes the bitches in the movie…like Alexandra Daddorio…

Alexandra Daddorio’s most fascinating trait is definitely not the fact that even when she’s bent over a little, her ass pretty much connects directly to her back, with little to know booty pop….it’s her tits…tits that will not be exploited in this movie like they were on True Detective, and that are probably the reason she’s even booked this shit…that she’s made disappear probably because she wanted to get fit for the movie, being in a bikini and all, when all people wanted to see was tit…and this isn’t tit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Kelly Rohrbach, Sports Illustrated Model I named “Thank God She’s Not Charlotte McKinney”….because if Charlotte McKinney got this movie I’d be mad…is also in it..and her body saves the day…

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TO SEE THE HOT ONE THAT LEO FUCKED NAMED CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alexandra Daddorio|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Irina Shayk for Interview Magazine of the Day

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People are so pumped that Irina Shayk and Brad Cooper were together during Paris Fashion week. There are paparazzi pictures of it going around….that I haven’t bothered looking at….

Not because I’m one of those weirdos who is against seeing rich and famous womanizers gettiing hot “published models”, I mean that’s just the circle of fucking life, if you want to have hot chicks, make fucking money, be the best at what you do, workout…dude deserves any pussy he wants…I’m just amazed that he’d commit to just one, what’s th fucking point when there are a million Irina Shayk’s out there….and even if she was on her best behavior…is still one girl in a world of many….

I just hate paparazzi pics…but I don’t hate Irina Shayk, this hooker / model / sugar baby / gold digger has used her looks and I guess intelligence, since Russians are very bright, calculated, soulless people, to take her to the top, and not just the top of A-List cock…

She’s amazing…but these pictures fucking suck…

She’s re-booked her lingerie campaign…

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