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2016

17

Feb

Hailey Clauson for Zoey Grossman of the Day

I feel like I’ve probably posted these Hailey Clauson pictures by Zoey Grossman because I follow Zoey Grossman on social media and I was on the front lines of my instagram feed – fighting the good fight – when Hailey Clauson the SI cover girl was making her comeback from doing something that should have blacklisted her…

Because she posed slutty at 16 with her dad on set, and Urban Outfitters published the slutty pics and created a whole controversy that I assume was staged, because if it wasn’t no one would ever work with the bitch again, and they do…..because she’s good in pics…I hear massive in person…

Either way, in that comeback she did LOVE and LEMONS and SHe shot with Terry and She showed Areola for Flaunt and She DID Agent Provocateur and GUESS? and she even did a photoshoot with YU TSAI from Sports Illustrated, I guess paving the way for her SI cover HERE …and TO SEE THE REST OF THE HER SPORTS ILLUSTRATED ISSUE CLICK HERE

Here are some more pics of HAILEY CLAUSON – because people like her…
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Straight Women TOuching Straight Women Vag for the First Time of the Day

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The internet is a crazy place filled with stupid social experiments that I guess aren’t always that bad – but still annoy me – because they are fucking dumb even if I like, no, love vaginas and everything to do with vaginas…..

So this is some pervert girl letting straight girls touch her nasty manhandled vagina – and I hope she made them hand sanitize….

So this mechanical, zero sexy video where girls made the weirdest references like that she feels like summer,or a baed good, and it is all kinds of really fucking awkward….

Even though everyone knows that girls are all fucking lesbian vagina lovers….and girls all want to suck each other’s pussies…and based on my experiences girls can very easily not be turned on by having their pussies touched…if you got turned on by the actress her name is Tara Barry and THEIR FACEBOOK and I want the outtakes because I need proof vaginas were touched, this is too easy to fake

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

17

Feb

Brazil Beach Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Random Building Collapses

God Hated this Performance

Wife Didn’t Like her Husband on Valentine’s Day

The Old Mannequin Head Prank

Drunk Monkey on a Rampage

Woman Gives Birth and Abandon’s Baby inBathroom

Naked Girl Gets Arrested!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

17

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 4 in Facebook Jail

It’s been 4 days since my facebook ban. Not one person has messaged or emailed me to see if I am ok. To see if I am dead. To see if I am stuck in the fucking well of a tree after a day of mountaineering. Nothing.

No one has issued a search party, missing persons report, nothing.

I feel like Anne Franck, locked in exile, only the Nazis aren’t coming, no one is coming, because no one even noticed I am gone and they don’t visit the site to check in. Their heads are up their own asses as they sit their figuring out how to word a status based on how offended they were at the grocery store or whatever.

I feel so alone but realize that it is Facebook’s illusion of superficial companionship and conversation that has made my real life relationships cease to exist.

I also feel that real life relationships are far more exciting and interesting…when I don’t know every annoying piece of garbage soundbite that enters a person’s head over the last few years.

It’s like people aren’t so bad when it’s a “Hello, do you want fries with that”….or a “Hello, how are you today”….

Facebook prison…is the most beautiful place in the world…

Here are some morning Links…in the morning…

Hot Asses – Do the Shelfie
CLICK HERE

Paul McCartney Couldn’t Get Into Tyga’s Grammy Party….Yes..
CLICK HERE

Dog Sled Cat
CLICK HERE

Halle Barry Tits for Oscar…
CLICK HERE

Bruce Jenner Looks Delicate
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne Bikini!
CLICK HERE

Girls in Bed
CLICK HERE

Oiled Up Tennis Stars
CLICK HERE

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2016

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 3.5 in Facebook Jail.

Not checking into my FACEBOOK has proven to be enlightening. Not only have I been able to focus on my hobbies like hard drinking, quilting, and baking Vegan sugar free treats, but I’ve also not been distracted by repetitive whining content from people posting status updates….about the same shit….annoying me without even realizing it.

Being banned from FACEBOOK has given me a silo, that may be lonely to some, but that has zero personal opinions of people I don’t give a fuck about…and it’s totally fucking refreshing.

I may never go back to that cycle of nonsense, brain washing, manipulating me with targeted ads and content.

I wonder if the world will follow…and Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tug on Clothes
CLICK HERE

Slut of the Day
CLICK HERE

Samathana Hoopes Ass Cheeks in Winter
CLICK HERE

Kardashians’ Tits…are Terrifying…
CLICK HERE

Jessica ALba Bra of the Day
CLICK HERE

Game of Thrones Tits in a Red Dress
CLICK HERE

Dog Cat
CLICK HERE

Father Saves Son from Near Death Experience
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey -> PORN -> But Not really
CLICK HERE

Ciara Grammy’s Tit
CLICK HERE

Japan’s Ice Village
CLICK HERE

Thief Gets Caught
CLICK HERE

Lookin’ Good Moscow!
CLICK HERE

Rihanna Boycots the Grammys
CLICK HERE

Fan Girls of the Day
CLICK HERE

Girl Falls Throat Fuck Taste Test…
CLICK HERE

Fat Adele
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey’s Contrived Billionaire Kiss
CLICK HERE

Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift Targets Kanye West in her Grammy Speech….
CLICK HERE

Megan Fox Leggings!
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Kim Kardashian VS Spandex
CLICK HERE

Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Hate Each Other
CLICK HERE

Chloe Grace Isn’t Hot
CLICK HERE

Rihanna See Through
CLICK HERE

Hannah Ferguson’s Hot for SI Swim
CLICK HERE

Gigi Hadid Braless
CLICK HERE

Miranda Kerr is Not Pregnant
CLICK HERE

Alec Baldwin VS TMZ
CLICK HERE

Hypnosis Fail
CLICK HERE

Frida Aasen in Lingerie
CLICK HERE

Yenitza Munoz is a Whore in the Ocean
CLICK HERE

Johnny Depp – Playing Guitar…
CLICK HERE

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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Big Tits Playing Pool Topless
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

We All Need the D – Ad of the Day
CLICK HERE

Hot Redhead
CLICK HERE

10 Wtf Momentz
CLICK HERE

Dude in a Bikini…
CLICK HERE

Amteur Party
CLICK HERE

Are These Bruce Jenner TIts!!
CLICK HERE

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FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:

INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

16

Feb

Hailee Steinfeld’s Possible Nipple of the Day

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Hailiee Steinfeld was jailbait once, and now she’s showing nipple, nipple that not at all exciting, at least not to me…I find her big…boring…but I guess I feel that way about everyone so that’s not entirely fair to her.

It’s like if a motherfucker is a homo and hates all pussy, it doesn’t make the pussy all bad, not that I’m a homo, but every dude who comes to this site thinks I must be one, because why would anyone care about posting this bullshit who is straight, unless they are into these bitches, and why would any straight guy not think all nipples are wonderful…but the truth is, the nipple isn’t the issue, it’s the cunt it’s attached to, and not the cunt I’d obviously eat, but the cunt as a whole, the personal brand, the Hailiee Steinfeld…from the movies…with money and celebrity – but why…she’s not all great…

I guess what I’m saying is I have fucking standards in the smut being shoved down our throat and the people the kids of tomorrow are looking up to thanks to shitty Pitch Perfect movies…and her song about masturbating that she didn’t even write…

It’s like stop giving these talentless, overrated girls love…but I can’t cuz hating on them is how I make my dot com billions – internet money. Go fuck yourself…

SHOUT OUT TO FAHD FOR SENDING IT IN….HE’S GOT A GOOD EYE FOR THE TIT…..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

TO SEE EVERYTHING GRAMMY – BECAUSE I HATE THE GRAMMYS AND I DON’T WANT TO WRITE MORE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hailiee Steinfeld|SFW

2016

16

Feb

Ashely Graham See Through of the Day

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Ashley Graham is the fat girl that SI is using to appear politically correct in an era of social justice warriors who have groups and pages on Facebook and who can collectively target, boycott, ban and write worded emails to the advertisers and the execs at the magazines, basically annoying the fuck out of everyone…

So just throw a fat pig of a bitch who represents zero Athletic, unless you think failing at a pilates class once, or walking on the treadmill to justify pigging out on cake is a fitness.

And everyone will be ok with the 1000s of pics of hot bodied whores half naked inside the magazine…clever fucks…and while they’re at it, just make sure there’s at least one nipple shot of the pig, so you know she’s not as sloppy a cow as you’d think and that she actually has perkier, full, rounded big tits…like a fat girl…but not like a sloppy fat girl…

Maybe she is everything you ever wanted and not just for black and hispanic men who love this big girl shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Graham

2016

16

Feb

Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Some dude who attacked me on Twitter, claiming to never read the site because I am apparently the whiniest bitch of the internet since I write my content for girls and not for bros, which means I say things like “Holy shit, this girl is a narcissistic cunt, every fucking day is an excuse to post a slutty pic that can be positioned as not being slutty, so that her dude fans who think she’s hot can get a little fucking cock tease, like she was a non-nude model from early internet…never showing nipple but charging 30 dollars a month to motherfuckers who though maybe one day she would”….

Or what really upset him was that I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because I know 18 year olds and they don’t have bodies like this, and I know 18 year olds who do have bodies and they never have to go to the fucking gym, and with modern botox you can pull off 18 at 40 with enough lying and no real reference point for us to catch that lie, so like I said yesterday, it’d be a great movie by the girl from Pitch Perfect starring Amy Schumer and Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz because that’s what makes hit movies…

Elevator Pitch, Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want to be Mainstream successes, Decides to go to an Audition she set up at Disney for her kids, pretending to be her kid, only she gets the part and is now forced with building her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…bitch needs to STAGE PARENT HER GODDAMN SELF.

Brilliant. Get me two fucking RAZZIES..

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF THIS MOM IN A BIKINI
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

16

Feb

stepGIRLS Like their Drinking of the Day

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I like to drink…and I like most people around me to like to drink. I once knew a guy who never drank, because he liked the idea of being under control, I guess because he was so fucking uptight he feared what he would do out of control, in what was a very uncomfortable time going out with him as his judgmental eyes stared at me creepily while I had all the fun…you know some American Psycho shit…all weird, awkward, freaky…even psychotic from never having a good time, or getting laid…since sex and booze are best friends, unless you’re a feminist leader in this RAPE CULTURE movement…where you’d tell a different story…rape is bad.

So unless you’ve been arrested for being drunk, or you’ve really ruined your life and almost died because of being drunk, you have no right to not get drunk…

Win hen I came across this RUM BLENDER concept of blending your own RUM…customized booze is far better than the swill I would drink when I couldn’t afford to drink anything but swill…Luxury…you mean there’s actual choice in alcohol beyond “anything cheap that won’t make me go blind…”…

Either way, I was so blown away that I had gift my friend in Australia with a bottle…Australia has hot girls…who like to drink…and I guess he gifted me with these pics of some back in the sand with the gift…yes I buy people gifts….when they bring me gifts via stepGIRLS in bathing suits looking good…

Girl, Booze, Beach, Bathing Suit, Tits, Body, Sand….just don’t drink and swim motherfuckers, drowning while drunk is a fail…

GET YOUR RUM BLENDER
BLEND YOUR RUM BLENDER
LIVE YOUR RUM BLENDER
CHECK IT OUT

Posted in:SFW|stepGIRLS

2016

16

Feb

Jessica Simpson Bikini Tits of the Day

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I guess Jessica Simpson is feeling sexy, because she’s posing like some instagram whore who also works as a stripper since being a cam girl is too risky for her personal brand you know seeing as people can record webcam shows and all that…all rocking some daisy dukes shirts and a bikini bra for her big old mom tits, looking far less fat than she was at her fattest and far older than she was at her hottest, but still Jessica Simpson in a bikini top….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW