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2016

Feb

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 5.5 in Facebook Jail

I am not immune or blinded by the news in facebook jail, I am alienated from an evil platform but that is not being alienated from life, so I’ve heard than another evil corporation with the power to spy on all of us because we allow them issued a statement saying how they would never spy on us even if we were terrorists making me think it is a coverup and that they are in fact spying at us…why? Because I knew a guy who worked at a phone company in sms days – who used to read all my sms messages as a joke…I guess what I am saying is the facebook jail is amazing but there’s a bigger problem here that we are so lazy to fight and all a part of – If I told you in the late 90s that is would give you a device that tracks everything – and that runs ads based on my phone conversation – you’d probably say “fuck that” but here we are…living the facebook jail life…that doesn’t require collect calls to the outside world because the real prison is facebook –

Point of these facebook jail posts for the time I am in facebook prison is to remind all of you that facebook, like all big corporations are a scam, a scam that was only brilliant in figuring out how to scam, the actual “send messages, post pics, see what people are up to”…is not worth 50 billion dollars on it’s own, it’s worth 50 billion dollars because of the countless international assholes who use it.

LAZY

I really hoped there was an exodus like there was with Myspace…and even MSN…and there may be…

Facebook jail is LIFE…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls WHo Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Fat Amy Schumer Mocks Taylor Swift and Retracts it Because She’s a Spineless Cunt
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Sky Ferreira in a Bra….
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Kim K is Ready to Divorce Kanye
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Kate Hudson on Fucking Everyone…
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I hate this “Please Welcome To the Stage” Video
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Some Girl in a Bikini
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Jessica Biel’s Big Man Tits in white
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Giraffic Park
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Donald Trump VS Pope
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Jessica Biel Does the Centaur (that’s pushes her ass back like a whore)
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Jessica Biel also Does a white outfit…with her tits
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Britney Spears – Wants Big Cock
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Safety Harness Saves Two Lives
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Chris Martin Took an Ass to the Face..
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Hailee Steinfeld Nipple
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Annalynne McCord on Set in Leggings
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Some Dude Proves the Trade Towers….Conspiracy Wrong….Because Conspiracy Theorists are full of Shit
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Wet Girls
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The FULL HOUSE Girls to Jerk off To for Old Times
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Gigi Hadid – See Through…
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Some Model in Lingerie…
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Ronda Roussey is Suicidal
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Tia Carrera Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Vet Eats Breakfast in Cage with Dog
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This Baby Dolphin Story is Terrifying
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33 Tweets that Break Down Marrige..
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Charli XCX tits…
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Celebrities Estranged from Parents…
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Streaker of the Day
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Brooke Burke – Leather Pants
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Terrifying Drive Slower PSA
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Dakota Johnson – Paparrazi Pics are .Boring
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Some Cute GIrls
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Elvis’ Granddaughter in Nylon
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Trash Talking in Chess
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Angelina Jolie Child Thirst Originated in Cambodia
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Charli XCX Braless…
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Anna Braga is a Whore
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Trading Girls for TOkens
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Annalynne McCord Leggings
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Adele is Fat
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Olivia Munn See Through
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How Venom Kills
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Body Painting Of the Day
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Joanna Krupa Famewhoring
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Bathing in Beer
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Random Porn of the Day
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Sexy Pole Vaulter
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Naked Camping!
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Yesterday’s Random Tumblr Porn
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Lookin’ At Some Big Tits
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Carolina Guerra Naked in a Movie
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Lesbo Kidnapping
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Public Sex is the Crazy Sex
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Malin Akerman Naked in a Movie
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Feb

Erin Heatherton’s Asshole Upskirt in Miami of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is one of the models that Leonardo DiCaprio hired to play girlfriend when she was first launching her modeling career, before getting fat and being downgraded to Sports Illustrated, which happens to be where Lenardo DiCaprio is hiring his new girlfriend’s from, because like Hugh Hefner, the gutter girls are more fun than the uppity fashion girls..

The reason I know they weren’t or aren’t actually fucking Leonardo DiCaprio, and/or that they are hookers who gold dig to fuck the famous, is because they are all BFFs and any girl I know would eat the fucking fetus of any girl who fucks a man they dated, even fucked, it’s just too close for comfort….

Well, she’s making moves by showing the world her fat legs and her asshole at some Sports Illustrated Miami swim event – because these motherfuckers are milking the fuck out of their magazine release with a 10 days of bullshit appearances, like the friend you hate who drags out their birthday into a month long ordeal…it’s like shut the fuck up SI and go take pics of girls in their bikinis, while those same girls on their quest of fame and fortune or at least fame and fortune cock….show the world their assholes…

If you’re not into her asshole – and everyone should be because they are the gateway to a woman’s soul – and the only kind of sext I want – like Leo – He’s more about his asshole – here’s an emotional post by her directed at the sports illustrated editor – like some suck up weirdo

“The lady that made my life fun again.. MJ, you are everything to me @MJ_Day”

Intense…I guess this is what happens when a model fired by Victoria’s Secret goes through a depression – and needs SI to pull her out of the model dumps….I just wonder what the real reason for her being fired…I blame herpes…AIDS…or Leonardo but we’ll just go with “she didn’t sell enough for them because these girls are just sexy avon ladies”….

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2016

Feb

Irina Shayk and Steffy Argelich for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Prostitute to the stars, Irina Shayk, may be a soulless Russian, but that’s OK because no Russian women have souls. They are just trained to like the best things life has to offer and they are trained how to get those things using their amazing faces and bodies that we can assume Communist rule has something to do with…because there are so many fucking hot Russians in both mainstream and sex work, that something had to happen, like extermination or “genocide”…to make this happen.

You have to remember that Russia is still a place where people are getting poisoned for doing things that humiliate Russia, whether you’re the head of the Track and Field team, or the ex spy a UK Judget said PUTIN probably poisoned…this is now that the country opened up, and not behind the iron curtain with internet access..we can assume that they are a crazy fucking people…back before they could get caught.

Either way, that doesn’t mean Irina and her topless friend aren’t lovely, if anything it makes me like them more – knowing they are out to kill whatever gets in the way of her “dreams”….and/or retirement plan….and/or Brad Cooper…she’s worked too hard to make this happen.

I mean – this is Vogue Paris, and yes they’ve devalued by using Kardashians and other fame whores to promote their magazine, but they are still Vogue Paris…that’s big for what could have been a Russian sex worker…

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2016

Feb

Bella Throne’s Bikini in Mexico Vacation of the Day

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Some dude was really upset that I call Bella Thorne 40, because she looks fucking 40, and my brand of comedy is to repeat myself until it is awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved.

I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because it is good marketing….dude’s love that tween shit, even if the girl playing an 18 year old is in her 40s….

It’s called “TEEN PORN”…none of those girls are 18, but they look more 18 than Bella Thorne.

I just think it’d be a great story line…for a really terrible movie….that I write about everyday – so when it happens you know I was robbed…

About a Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want anything to do with Mainstream stars, Decides to go to an Audition she finally set up at Disney type company, where she pretends to be her 18 year old kid, gets the part and is forced to build her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…doing the Bella Thorne self loving, self promotion, self promotion, narcissist….instagram slutty bullshit…

No 18 year old needs to be at the gym as much as this one – she’s 40.

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2016

Feb

Hayden Panettiere’s Thick Thighs on Set of the Day

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Based on her thighs alone, it looks like Hayden Panettiere is doing an ad for a Fast Food Chain….like she really loves that shit enough to endorse it for a lifetime supply of that shit…

OH. She’s not just getting fat, post pregnancy does that to a woman, especially when they get institutionalized to deal with their post baby depression, and probably deeper rooted issues of being the child of some trashy hooker looking Soap Opera star, probably jacked up on so many fucking anti-depressants…

BUT. She’s actually on set of a Fast Food restaurant commercial.

Look at that keen glimmer in her eyes….she must be staring at the table filled with burgers to feed those midget thighs….

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2016

Feb

Hailey Clauson, Making the Rounds of the Day

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The ad Sales team and Sports Illustrated, a Time Warner company, decided to do a little “native content”…a little “Integrated content”…a Little “advertorial”….a little “Upsell”…a Little “we’ll have our cover girl, no not the fat one and no not the billionaire UFC cunt who would want a lot of money to do an ad for a brand, but the “hot” one who is basically an instagram model, just pay her 10k, and we’ll do it for a million dollars and all the blogs who like half naked girl and cars, because they have no substance and are just a bunch of primates jerking off all day will post it…”.

This is car ad curated by Sports Illustrated CLICK BAIT…you’ll see this on FB with a little “sposored” under it”…as they try to Carl’s JR this shit into a viral video…

Pretty fucking jokes to me all this money going around and I’m not getting any of it. Cocksuckers…

Here she is in ELLE Spain or French Elle, Or Who gives a fuck…she’s hot enough, hip enough, and she sued photographers after posing slutty for a huge brand when she was 16 – something that would blacklist you if it was a real story – but that just got her press as the victim – jokes!

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2016

Feb

Lookin’ GOod Sweetheart of the Day

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I haven’t done a “looking good sweetheart” in fucking decades. It’s was a joke that died fast like most of my jokes, my term of endearment for what the fuck is going on with this bitch..

But I saw these pics of Tia Carrere and couldn’t help by revisit “looking good sweetheart”….because as a fat man, I like to address people who get fat as they age..

I mean we should have expected it. She’s Hawaiian / Filipino….and we’ve all seen that Hawaiian:

Must be rough when you’re only known for being the babe in Wayne’s World…

Memories of what was:

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2016

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Takes on Sports Illustrated of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret are well aware that Sports Illustrated swimsuit is happening, they are actually going up against Sports Illustrated..

As an evil corporation who use real models instead of instagram models for their photoshoots, you know an army of immigrant babes who beg to be part of the brand as it is the American model dream, even though Sports Illustrated has the exact same fucking opportunity, yet for some reason cast bootleg, garbage girls….for the most part…

They’ve figured out that if they do an informercial in the spring based on SWIM, since bathing suits are a big market for them, along with the informercial they do for LINGERIE in winter…both the biggest times for those markets…they’ll really own all things SWIM….

All while Sports Illustrated execs are thinking “why the fuck didn’t we do that live SWIM fashion show on Network Television, we wouldn’t even have conflict of interest because we’re not peddling our own products like Slapchop Vince..”…but they didn’t fucking idiots…and here’s SI girl doing SWIM better than Cheesy SI girls…during the SI Swim week, that VS is doing a “shut the fuck up”…on…

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2016

Feb

Cora Keegan’s is the Bush of the Day

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As a purveyor, curator, endorser, lover of bush, and I have been for my entire fucking life…where the whole “wax your pussy” offended me and made me sad, an dating girls required serious negotiations to get them to grow out their bush, even though the natural way is the low maintenance way and the bigger the bush the sexier the girl got to me….

And as someone who has negotiated with Cora Keegan about her bush over the years we’ve interacted, mainly before she was married to some 50 year old comedian she met on the internet after listen to his podcast…back when she was a Victoria’s Secret dropout, who unlike the Kendalls and Gigis of the world who beg their daddy’s or in Kendall’s case, her “it” to get them into Victoria’s Secret, this Cora Keegan joker said no thanks to the offer and moved to LA to grow out a bush…

There’s something overly hipster, bohemian, Coachella try hard about that..forced….unauthentic but I don’t care what the bush motivation is, as long as there’s fucking bush happening, this motherfucker is happy.

I want bush to be what waxing is, I want every cheesy cunt around (figurative cheese, not literal) to have a fucking lazy girl bush…and I want it on my face or at least in pics so I can imagine cumming in it / on it and having it rubbed the fuck in..

Not that Cora Keegan does that to me, she bores me, but her bush…is everything…I mean at least right now, there’s better bush out there, but I like to give all bush a fair chance…an opportunity to have it’s 15 minutes…

So what I’m saying is that Cora Keegan is my unofficial mascot for the day, as she rocks the bush of the day..

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2016

Feb

#TBT 1992 Charlize Theron Never Published GUESS? Shoot of the Day

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Throback Thursday – 1992 Charlize Theron – Pre Instagram in Instagram model poses – pre digital on ACTUAL black and white not a filter. Looking Hot – Because She Was…

I have a few Charlize Theron stories, the first being that I lived with a really fucking weird dude who always smelled like fucking shit – as he never washed – and just stayed in his room getting high off fucking god knows what, fucking random inexpensive hookers, and watching old VHS porn, well that motherfucker got his hands on the Charlize Theron Playboy and that fucking magazine got abused..

It was before she was famous….back in the late 90s….so whenever I see her, I think of those Playboy days…

The other Charlize Theron story was that after her mom killed her dad in South Africa, she was sent off to model at a young age, the mom insisted she go to Hollywood to become famous, when she was in line at the bank, broke about to give up in an era before the instagram model escort agency…some producer or casting director found her, invited her to his office, where she basically said she’d do anything – even porn – at least according to the producer who told me this story…and that inspired girl ended up cast in her first movie – and thus became famous…

THese pics were posted in the FORUM by sleuth celeb picture detective MadamMEOW and apparently they are unpublished pics of GUESS?, that I guess she signed off on, back then, because she was broke and that the company should use in their upcoming campaigns, cuz this bitch, especially in the early 90s was hot…

I guess she is a beacon of hope to all the GUESS Models since her, except maybe Anna Nicole Smith, since she’s dead….but Gigi Hadid and Charlotte Mckinney, maybe, just maybe they’ll be the next Charlize Theron too…#dreams.

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