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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2016

Jan

Grease the Live Musical Advertorial for Billboard of the Day

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Hollywood is in some weird state of “only produce proven successes”…by basically redoing, revamping, and most often shitting on old classics. Not that I think Grease is that great, but it’s iconic regardless, and the idea of it being remade, when you can just netflix the original, seems so fucking stupid like a waste of money….

I guess they’ve decided to spin it a little differently – because it’s going to be another one of their live broadcasts – you can only see once – tele-theater that reminds me of the 1940s when TV first happened and they were figuring it out…

I saw their Live Sounds of Music and it was a fucking disaster, like a SNL or SCTV parody skit…and I don’t expect more for Grease…

But it’s nice to see the producers of the production hiring a PR firm that got them this feature in Billboard…It was probably only 100k and think about how viral it’s gone to the Grease fans who are angry this is even happen…

That said, Vanessa Hudgens is looking like a hot Rizzo from Grease…which isn’t saying much, if you’ve seen Grease, Rizzo was up on some Lena Dunham not very hot shit…while Hudgens looks better than ever, and the truth is that I am into Vanessa Hudgens…she’s one of my favorites….I have no idea why…but it is probably because I’ve never seen her in a movie…

While Julianne Hough is looking like a beat up by Ryan Seacrest’s micro cock while he was jacked up on coke…as she was trying to navigate the right person to let fuck her up the ass in coke rages…to further her caerer…she’s garbage…

And so is this Grease the Live Musical bullshit and here’s the video…that will remind you that these cunts are such fucking idiots…

(more…)

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

Jan

Kendall Jenner in her Underwear of the Day

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I wonder if Kendall Jenner will every discover that she’s just average looking and boring, talentless and half retarded thanks to growing up lazy with everything handed to her, making her unable to do or connect with the most basic of things in life…

Or if she’ll just continue to be sucked up to by brands, designers, agency people, agents, managers, other models and celebrities, who all want her to tag them on instagram to grow their own reach…

Will reality ever set in for her, or will she just remain as delusional as the rest of the family, whoring herself for a better tomorrow…for her cunt, self absorbed self, she can’t let this ever end…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

Jan

Cara Delevingne’s Joker Smear for Pussy Cancer Campaign of the Day

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I am not against social conscious, social benefiting, social marketing for good, even if it involves the egos of cunts I can’t stand participating in nonsense for drone following idiots to jump on the bandwagon, reminding me that people aren’t original thinkers…

This #SmearForSmear campaigns if for Pussy Cancer, mainly caused by HPV, that isn’t just for dirty whores but rumored to be for everyone….There’s a vaccine for the HPV, but you have to be a virgin when you get it and so girls are still getting the cancer from the HPV because they are too old to be vaccinated..and I don’t think women should be dying everyday from something they got from sex…unless they have sex with a convicted killer / rapist they met on prison dating – in which case they deserve it…like letting a convicted pedo babysit for you because he’s new the neighborhood and no one wants to hang out with him – giving him lots of free time and he’ll do it for free, hell, he’ll even pay you by the hour to do it…

If you know what I mean.

So now celebs are or will be SMEARING for SMEAR…something they’ve bene doing with more than just lipstick, but also with their VAGINAS…on every opportunity they can get….bit now the whores be whoring themselves for a better tomorrow…when they could just use some of their millions they don’t deserve and donate it…greedy cunts.

TO SEE HER IN SOME SHEER TOP THING AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2016

Jan

Bella Thorne Showing Off her Braids of the Day

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I think the technical name for this pose is “Ass on a Shelf”…it’s a common instagram model, or aspiring instagram model pose.

Where things get interesing isn’t cleavage rocking braless tits…in the low cut tank or deep open necked top…it isnt’ the kissy duck face lips…also GREAT instagram fodder…it’s the caption:

“our girl got her braids back”

Yes…this picture is so about the braids you fucking perverts…focus on the braids you pervert…

This is almost a fucking parody of someone whoring on social media to get more and more famous and it is working because men are basic…

THERE’S A VIDEO

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

Jan

PETA’s Vegan’s Last Longer – Banned Ad of the Day

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PETA put out an ad that they are calling “banned from Superbowl”..because I guess people or marketers are still doing this “submit to superbowl to get that rejection letter to in turn promote video as a banned or rejected video”….

I should start submitting videos of me rubbing coconut oil on my nipples like I was Kanye before a night of getting finger fucked by my BAE or my BOO or whatever the fuck these assholes call each other…to say “Rejected Ad for DrunkenStepfather Finger Fucking Romance Ebook”….so all the advertising blogs pick up my genius and make me rich…right?

It’s safe to say that I’m glad I’m not Vegan because it already takes me 4 hours to cum, it’s called Low Testosterone, something little Bitch Vegan’s probably have from not eating the raw flesh of beautiful living creatures like the Alpha male they are…

Where this video is lying, could be in the “Lasts longer bullshit statistic”…or that the meat eater would be made a bitch by some girl fucking him in her goddamn underwear…when he would probably be more the caveman fucking her from behind and walking out on her as she cries because she wants to fucking cuddle…right?

I’m not saying not eating meat makes you a pussy bitch, but it does, you crying about the welfare of animals in and of itself isn’t manly..

Why don’t you go cuddle your little puppy or kitty like a 5 year old girl faggot..

Am I right?

Oh right…I have a dog who I love more than life itself…but I still eat meat and feel sad everytime I do…because little pigs don’t need to die for me to barely enjoy their flesh, the concept repulsive…but the month I did eat vegetarian…I just ate burritos, no joke, and gained 30 pounds…so if anything being Vegetarian made me the fat fuck near death that I am today..

Doesn’t matter…or does it?

Posted in:Advertising|Videos

2016

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Meltdown of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted this MEME of herself on Instagram with the best caption ever….calling out her mom in some kind of spoiled brat breakdown because her mom wasn’t there for her…which I guess is really surprising – seeing as they milked Lohan as hard as they could before throwing her into the dumps as the world forgot about her…but she’s still Lohan…and her mom is still some drunken, coked up Rockette who destroyed her…

I guess what I’m saying is that I still get joy out of how broken emotionally Lohan is from her family that exploited her, so much so that she posts it to fucking instagram in some irrational crazy person tantrum…because she is a crazy person…and that is everything…things don’t change…but faces do..thanks to botox…

Feels like home…a home Lohan never felt…LOLz.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

Jan

Woman Fakes Seizure to Steal Donation Box and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Man Walking on the Edge

Public Pool in Rio

Burqa VS Pole

Marijuana Bales Tossed from a Car

Motorcycle of the Day

Base Jumper Lands on Razor Wire

Woman Dies – Getting Off the Moving Train

Store Employee Pulls Samurai Sword!

Mother Hates Her Kid…Beats the Fuck Out Of It…WHAT THE HELL…

Cat and a Koi Fish

Posted in:Videos

2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night, I experienced a new kind of sexual harassment, one the rape culture girls don’t like, and that was telling this girl at the bar, who wasn’t even hot, so I thought she’d appreciate the attention, that I didn’t need her to give me a blowjob, because she already has in my mind, based on how she works that beer bottle and my real life blowjob experience, I can imagine it better than it actually is. This is like real life VR…

Either way, apparently that makes me a sexual predator….and you can be a sexual predator to…just tell some uptight bitch you don’t need her to suck your dick because she already has…

Here are some morning links…

Girls Laying in Bed
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This Throwback Vin Diesel Thing is So Weird
CLICK HERE

Weird Banned PETA Ad
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Kaley Cuoco’s Abs…
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Pregnant Beyonce – On Set
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Drivers Don’t Stop for School Bus Unloading Kids
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Some Fame Whore Named ABigail Ratchford and Her Huge Tits..
CLICK HERE

The Internet is Mad a White guy is Playing Michael Jackson – Racists
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The White Guy Playing Michael Jakson is Also Mad
CLICK HERE

Tyra Banks is a Mom
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The Girl from the Dos Equis Ad
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Self Filling Water Bottle
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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For as long as I can remember, I’m talking since I was 12 or 13, I’ve asked girls if they masturbate, if they have bush, how they masturbate and what they masturbate to…

Once things get lubricated and warmed up and our friendship is trustworthy, I ask what the weirdest thing they’ve masturbated to…the thing that made them question themselves..

Last night I asked a very normal, career girl with a Master’s Degree, not that that has anything to do with anything…what the weirdest thing she’s either got so turned on by she had to masturbate to…or the weirdest thing she’s masturbated to…

She told me “a picture of my great grandfather”…

I guess that’s not as crazy as this girl…who fucks her cousin….

I’ll just let that simmer – Here are the stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Fucking Booties
CLICK HERE

Catherine Zeta HPV Tits
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Avril Lavingne Booty in Jean Shorts are Terrifying
CLICK HERE

Guy Smokes a 65 Year Old Cigarette
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Ana Braga on a Bike…
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Izabel Goulart…
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Wife Called Out for Fucking her Cousin…
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Chick Who Accused Chris Brown of Assault is Naked – That’s how “Celebrity” Works…
CLICK HERE

Lily Rose Depp is Amazing
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Scarlett Johansson in a Movie Poster
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UFC Fighter Punches Kid in the Stomach
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32 Badass Grandmas Who Don’t Give a F*ck
CLICK HERE

Vin Diesel Peddling Street Sharks in 1994
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Megan McKenna Areola Slip!
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Rita Ora – Tight Dress
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Heidi Klum and Ben Stiller for Zoolander 2
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Lais Ribeiro Oiled Up
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Oxford Dictionary Calls Feminsits RABID
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Weird Marriage Laws You May Be Breaking Without Knowing
CLICK HERE

Girls Sticking Tongue Out…
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The quest for internet fame – should be the new “this is your brain on drugs” campaign for these idiot kids trying to go viral…and not in the getting Chlamydia way….
CLICK HERE

Kanye and Wiz Khalifa had a Fight
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Paul Rudd Beats Stephen Hawking at Quantum Chess
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Karlie Kloss in a Magazine
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Arianna Celeste See Through Top…
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9 Year Old Girl Freaks Out Over Trump
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Great Places to Celebrate Mardi Gras
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Tori Wilson in Tight Dress
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Diane Kruger LEG
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Tattoos Inspired by Fallout
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Catherine Zeta Jones Titties
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Conan Trains with Military Dogs
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Olga Kurylenko’s in a Squat of the Dy
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Rihanna’s New Single…
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Ariana Celeste – Whoring on Snapchat
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Oprah Made 12 Million Easy
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Hot Naked Chick
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Skinny as Fuck Asian Working Out
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Hot Girls Nude Outside
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Awesome – See Through…
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Masturbating on the Beach…
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Tennis Titties!
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Creepy Gyno!
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Princess Levi in Panties..
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Redhead HandJob
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Tight Pussy – What What
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2 Drunk 2 Fuck…
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Mexican Defends White Woman from her Beating Husband
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Natalia Strips…
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Naked Dream Girl of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

Jan

Bella Thorne Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40.

She looks pretty good for 40.

I appreciate her marketing campaign and ability to trick people into thinking she’s freshly 18.

It’s like “tell them the lie, they’ll believe, you’ll get work”….and her experiment worked, so she’s working it as hard as she can, cash in when she can, because there will be a time when she can’t fake being 18 now, you know assuming she has sustainability and lasts the next 10 years when she’s granny aged pretending to be 30….we’ll see but for now…I’ll look at her ass in jeans..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW