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Sabrina Carpenter’s Shapewear Lets Her Down of the Day

Jay-Z’s Rihanna Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down of the Day

Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day

Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2016

Feb

Bella Thorne in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Anyone named Bella was raised in a home where parents had planned to whore out their kids, whether it was to the local rich guy, the strip club, or the porn industry or in Bella Thorne’s case the Hollywood industry….she was cultivated and created in the family’s garage / studio to do whatever it took to be their Lindsay Lohan, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Sarah Hyland, Gary Coleman, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and a bunch of dead celebrities like River Phoenix, Jonathan Brandis and Brittany Murphy…before her…it pays mortgages and gives the good life.

I am not convinced this Bella Thorne is actually an 18 year old. I get 38 year old fitness wife who doesn’t have kids yet but who spends the day in the gym, all day while the husband makes them money….you know keeping fit because she likes being fit…and feels sexy being it…and somewhere along the way, pretending to be 18 stuck and she got cast in some Disney Type shit and she’s just going along with it…

This is not what 18 year olds look like….Hormones in the Food I guess…but at least she’s getting cocky with it, pushing it, promoting herself with it…might as well keep the troll going…

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2016

Feb

Daisy Lowe’s See Through Shirt and Pasties of the Day

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Daddy Issue Daisy…only found out she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter when she was 14….she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale, a tranny fucker, semen inside her….

Turns out that works out great for her Career…even if it caused issues in the Rossdale/Stefani marriage…you know her being shocked that he banged things that didn’t look like trannies…or something….old news right…

All this to say Daisy Lowe is fucking hot and seems like a lot of fun..in see through.because who really gives a fuck when you don’t have a dad…or who really gives a fuck when your dad turns out to be a lottery win….and who really gives a fuck…gives a fuck…

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2016

Feb

Nina Dobrev Does Bikinis with her Mooch Famewhore Friend of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some Canadian Hollywood icon you’ve probably never heard of because her iconic work is on a show called Vampire Diaries, and I don’t think she’s done much more than that…

She’s with some other Canadian Hollywood icon you’ve probably never heard of named Jessica Szohrs, which is approproate considering the condition of her vagina after her quest to get a job after 90210 the Next Generation…

Like typical lazy, spoiled, Hollywood d-listers, they are together, talking about their Canadian taking over Hollywood strategy, because what else would Canadians do…all while running around Hawaii in bikinis…

Not exciting, but young enough girls from Canada, basking in the warm oceans of America thanks to living the American dreams is ok, as long as bikinis are involved….or maybe this is just Jessica Szohrs trying to maximize her friendship with someone more famous than her to get as much press as she can since her instagram thirst, posting half naked pics, despite her great body is boring…

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2016

Feb

Bella Hadid for Elle Brazil of the DAy

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Bella Hadid is another rich kid playing make-belief in the model world, because rich men fuck models and make babies with them, so that statistically rich girls are hotter than poor girls who are bred in the depths of the walmart aisles where one poor, unshowered inbred, cums inside some other inbred because they can’t afford condoms and don’t really know what condoms are thanks to being kicked out of school at 11 to work the family farm…

But this Bella Hadid, made from a billionaire and some bootleg immigrant model, who was good enough to get that work visa, is top tier brat…given a modeling career at 18 because her sister was seeing success and like a rich kid she cried and whined and made her mom call her agent and pull some strings…

This is like the rich kid sweet 16 of entitled garbage…being lame as fuck…yet the industry going along with it…because no one likes listening to the annoying whines of people who have a lot of time on their hands…begging to give their daughter work…

In more intersting news, she fucked The Weeknd’s big black cock…meaning her vagina is flexible, something that will come in handy in her older years when society or the fashion industry gets a grip and realizes there are more interesting subjects with more interesting lives than this shit…

This couldn’t be much less interesting of a shoot – which is appropriate considering the subject…..but there is underboob and you losers love that.

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2016

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens’ Dad Dies But the Show Must Go On of the Day

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The highlight of the weekend was probably not the Grease Live event on Fox that happened last night. I was lucky enough to not have a TV and if I did not have it wired into traditional TV and if I did have it wired in – lame enough to watch that bullshit…but people went crazy for it…

But I did find it interesting that Vanessa Hudgens’ dad died the day of the event, which turned out to be fantastic marketing for her….but I just saw it as heartless contractual obligations of career and business, rather than focus on family and what is important in life…because all these cunts know is dance / monkey / dance…get paid.

Sure, she may not have had a relationship with her dad, these Hollywood girls never do, and if they do, it’s too good of a relationship…right Tatum O’Neal…but the fact is that there was a live show to be done, millions went into it, and if bitch didn’t show up for the show, she’d be ruined, and hell the dad is already dead, it’s not like he’s going anywhere, or going to get in the way of her big day….

People are praising her performance, but all I can think is she’s so into herself that she doesn’t miss a beat in her own life…but maybe I shouldn’t think so much about it..and instead remember her self shot nudes before self shot nudes were a celebrity thing…

Garbage…but America Loved it…so what the fuck do I know…

There are worse things you could do, Rizz (@VanessaHudgens). Much worse! #GreaseLive https://t.co/djENXG5qbT

— GREASE: LIVE (@GoGrease) February 1, 2016

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2016

Feb

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez Versini in a Bikini of the Day

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You may or may not remember Cheryl Fernandez Versini….but you probably do…she was once someone named Cheryl Tweedy and in a bad Called Girls Aloud. Then she married a footballer named Ashley Cole who was black and she became Cheryl Cole, who she divorced, you know how these interracial things work out when your wife is an egotistical, bottom feeding, low level popstar cunt who acts like a fucking diva, entitled as she spends his money like it is her money….and now she’s with someone who’s last name is Fernandez Versini…making her Cheryl Fernandez Versini….complicated, but not as complicated as the things her vagina has seen and experienced in her career…

She married this one after being together for 3 months, they are rumored to be broken up, but as white trash, that’s what you do…

She’s been consistently a hot girl from the UK, a rare breed, now she’s a judge on X-Factor…and she’s posting some bikini pics of herself…

She used to have a bunch of Prison tattoos, that are miraculously gone, and as a 32 year old, if this body isn’t photoshopped, who cares about the disappearance of the tattoos, or if this is a body double, face cropped out, it’s a hot bikini body, and that’s all that matters..I mean she’s also reportedly worth 40 million dollars….making her white trash more tasty to jerk off to….

The exciting news is that the husband’s cell phone was lost the other day – and she’s freaking out that “SENSITIVE INFORMATION WILL BE LEAKED”….

Let’s hope it’s anal sex videos…

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Cheryl Fernandez Versini|Cheryl Tweedy|SFW

2016

Feb

Kate Winslet Eating a French Fry at the SAG Awards of the Day

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I can’t be too sure, but it seems like LEONARDO DICAPRIO is rocking his MIG CIG Vaporizer at the SAG awards, because Vaping is the new Gaping Model Pussy….and Vaping is the new Smoking in public….and not offending that many people…because it’s not smoke…and MIG CIG Is the Best Vaporizer …so be like Leo and BUY ONE …since it is probably the only reason he fucks models, even if he doesn’t actually fuck them, seeing as he’s a homo, but he definitely hangs out with them, pretends to fuck them, while talking about boys like a closet case…I mean other than the fact that he’s an award winning, A List, 100 million dollar a movie motherfucker…

I think it’s safe to say while everyone is talking about his MIG CIG VAPE ….

They are forgetting what’s important…Kate Winslet’s Pot Belly not getting SPANXED the fuck in…eating a french fry that may or may not be the source of the belly….

I didn’t watch the Screen Actor Guild Awards, I just don’t care about these bullshit celebrating people who already have the biggest fucking egos, like who is the best of the best, in an industry I think requires 3 percent talent and 97 percent stars aligning and self absorbed attitude that makes them not feel like an asshole playing make-belief…they get paid so much, and yes some are better than others, but I don’t give a fuck to watch it…

That said, Here’s the highlight reel…

Ariel Winter Breast Reduced Massive Fat Chick Tits

Sofia Vergara Old But Still has Tits…

Eva Longoria….tits

Kaley Cuoco fit…Tits…

Christina Hendricks Tits….

Christina Ricci Tits for Old Times Tits…

Sarah Hyland – Creepy As Fuck – Jon Benet Ramsey Lookin’ Tits…

Maria Menounos – Gossip TV Host Tits

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Posted in:Kate Winslet|SFW

2016

Feb

Girl Undresses on Bus and Other Videos of the Day

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Man on the Bus and His Boner

Brazil Seems Safe

Big Dog Barely Attacks Little Dog – Owner Reacts and Injures Big Dog…

Pedophile Caught Being a Pedophile at a Party…Town Doesn’t Like it

Man VS Gunman

Buggy VS People

Security Guard Assaults Two People He Caught Having Sex

Cow VS Hay Bail Doesn’t Realize It is Going to be Dinner

Racist on the Subway

Muscles of the Day

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2016

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only PC I like are the PC muscles…because they make for a better orgasm, especially when you fuck a fat woman with no musculature, as long as she does her kegels and if you’re lucky, the fat fills her up the right way, she’ll be tight enough for my micro penis, maybe I’ll only feel one of her vagina walls, usually the right one, probably because the fatty liver pushes up against it just right, but one is better than none….

Highlight of the weekend, having sex with a 20 year old, wife was out of town and I am very good at tinder…with the right crazy person who swipes me…

The sex wasn’t the highlight, I mean sex is always the same, the highlight was when she was complaining about being hungry, wanting to wash my disgusting that I like to call she was in too deep and couldn’t escape with some food…in an “At least feed me”…and the only thing I had was some homemade dog food consisting of old horsemeat…and she ate it up like it was some kind of stew…

I guess that’s the benefit of having sex with homeless peoeple, they are just happy to be inside outside of the cold and they’ll eat anything that isn’t from the dumpster…but as a man, feeding a girl dog food after fucking her…was the perfect kind of degrading to make me feel like a man…it was like peeing on her in the middle of the grocery store…but less romantic…

Here are some morning links…

Huge Tits…
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Kate Winslet Loves Susan Sarandon’s Tits
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7 Gamers – 1 CPU
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Ashley Benson in a Bikini
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Kate Winslet Eating a French Fry of the Day
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Kris Jenner on OJ
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Paper Speakers!
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Slut of the Day
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The Thief of the Day
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Leo and His Trophy
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Thigh Gaps
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder if the new Barbie shapes are going to shave the world of all that is wrong in it….

I hear she will ensure that kids under the age of 18 won’t be exposed to gangbang throat fucking porn….

I hear that she will stop the world from first person shooter games…and violent movies…and rap music…

I hear she’s going to block out all the child rapists and molesters and the tainted lessons from the media..like the Kardashians..and Instagram…s

I am going to make Barbies with different shaped vaginas so all girls feel normal….

Weekend starts with these stepLINKS…

Sideboob Comes Sideboob Comes You
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Kim Basinger Dykes Out
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Atlanta Bean in Lingerie
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Car Accident Caught on Tape…
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Aubrey Plaza in a Thong
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Mariah Carey Married and Engaged Tits
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Kendall Jenner is Not Hot
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The New GIgi Hadid Zayn Malik Terrible Video
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The Internet Reacing to Kany and Amber is Funny
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Matt Lauer Wanted to Wrestle Tom Cruise
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Things that Bounce!
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Truck VS Train…
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How to Make Fake Semen
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Icy Nicole Kidman Nipples
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Dogs VS Stairs
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Kylie Jenner Big Old Tits
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Moira Tumas Naked
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Taryn Manning Beat Up her Makeup Artist
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Arianna Celeste in a Red Bikini Top
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Beyonce in a Coldplay Video
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This Heather is Lovely
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Some Models at Some Bullshit Event
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Jessica Lowndes in a Red Swimsuit
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Paint Ball Revenge!
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Bella Hadid at Some Event
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61 Year Old Christie Brinkley
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Tony Hawk Challenges Amateur Skateboarder
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Twink Plays Ping Pong with his Dick
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Zendaya is Little and Hot
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Miss Universe Australia Legs
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Burn Your Bra!
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This Naked Chick is Fucking AMazing
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Has Cam Modeling Gone Too Far
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Intense Public Fuck
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Kelly Madison has Huge Sloppy Tits
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THe Shannon Sisters are AMazing
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Electro Sluts is an Insane Concept
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Chick Fight!
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Girl Fucks a Toothbrush
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Some Chick Popping Out of Her Dress
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TITTY JOB
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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