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Sabrina Carpenter’s Shapewear Lets Her Down of the Day

Jay-Z’s Rihanna Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down of the Day

Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day

Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2016

Feb

Jessica Stam in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Stam is some Canadian farm girl turned multi millionaire thanks to modelling after being found at a local TIm Hortons, which to anyone who knows Canada, knows that Tim Hortons is our version of Dunkin Donuts, and it attracts the lowest fucking form of human looking for a dollar of coffee…and I guess hi paid fashion models dying for their Ice Cap – which makes her story almost comical…

She is from a religious family, with 6 brothers….from a fucking farm…I mean a farm, not a fucking farm, although these religious freaks are all about the fucking…when they’re preaching and abstinence cracks under human pressure and temptation called wanting to fuck…and when they do it, instead of doing it in their casual two people connecting kind of way, they go all out and fuck babies…

That’s not to say Jessica Stam has been fucked by her religious family ,but she has probably been fucked by a lot more, you know these girls getting paid to get naked, half naked by major brands and photographers…for pretty much all of her 20s…Sinner.

I wonder if she’s been blacklisted from Christmas dinner, or if fame and fortune outweighs JESUS.

She’s in a bikini – looking good.

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2016

Feb

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini in a Bikini in Mesh of the Day

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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini is such a trashy bitch, that with her rough UK accent came prison tattoos, and with her trashy hot thin body came a career as a successful pop band, and with a career as a successful pop band came Simon Cowell, not sexually came, he’s more into dudes, but with business deals making her rich and throughout the process she’s had two husbands, two name changes, what will be two divorces…because she’s traditional like that and when you marry for love – you change your name for love….confusing every motherfucker who follows you cuz you’re still hot…

I mean if you’re going to Elizabeth Taylor with your celebrity, stick to the stage name, and change your fucking driver’s license name on your own time, we’ve got better things to do than follow your pussy around…but when it’s handed to us in a bikini…it’s flimsy and easy to deal with…

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2016

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Fat Girl Breast Reduction Tits in a Fancy Bra of the Day

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It’s almost like the publicists in Hollywood, especially with clients who are on the verge of turning 18, and who are big earners because they work in the traditional media – like TV and movies, tell them to slut it up and work the media…

Prior to Ariel Winter’s 18th birthday, I heard very little about her, now she’s brought her tits, complete with breast reduction anchor scars, out a dozen fucking times in the last week, to say “Hey, I’m 18 now, and you’ll be seeing my tits soon enough, thanks to coaching from my co-star Sofia Vergara, who before she was on Modern Family, was a hooker who knows about showing tits to get ahead”…

I find her a doughy mess, I don’t find her cute and I don’t care about her tits, whether they are reduced or not…all I see is her at her prime, and it’s not that good, and the chances of her going the fit and tight body route in this body shaming, love your body, body positive era and the good news is that ever with Breast Reduction, she’s hormonal enough and a big enough eater to still have big young tits..

What I do know is that if she wasn’t hollywood, she’d be 400 lbs…and when Hollywood forgets about her, she can go that route, we call it doing the Kate Upton…

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2016

Feb

Two Prostitutes Fight Over a Client And Other Videos of the Day

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New Reporter VS Banana

Intense Workers…

Disturbing Mall Shopper in Australia – NSFW

Just a Man – Repossessing some RIMS

Refugee VS Old German Man Who Defended A Woman Refugees Were Harrassing

Naked Polish Skinny Dipper Gets his Clothes Stolen

Topless Girl on the Bus

Russian Guy Forced to Walk Home for Not Paying at the Pub…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram is Looking for Followers of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is going aggressive on this instagram thing, realizing her sole purpose in life, is to be half naked and as slutty as possible with her great ass and stupid fake tits, since TV didn’t really work out for her, but it did get her Ryan Seacrest coke snorted off her asshole before it got fucked, or maybe it was her doing the coke snorting off assholes, either way, she was naked modeling like instagram models when you got paid to do it for Playboy…and now she’s reclaiming what is rightfully her, she’s got half naked shoots for money down, and she’s building on what she’s already built up, to monetize and own her own destiny because why should all these other hookers get the budgets when they didn’t even have to fight for their celebrity like Sara Jean Underwood did…they just posted to the internet and boom – they exist…

This is what I call whore wars…catty, subtle, fighting for followers, fighting for budgets, taking slutty pics together. It’s low level LA…

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2016

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hate when my fat wife comes home after a weekend away and starts interrogating me about the blood stains on the sheets….

Sure, she hasn’t had her period in the last 10 years, but that doesn’t mean my male dog can’t….

Right?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON DAY 2 OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH?

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Hot Flexible Canadian
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Nick Jonas Doesn’t Want to Admit He Is Banging Kate Hudson
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Dare Devil Climbs Pyramid of GIZA
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Gisele in the Cold
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Orchestra Writes Songs for Whales
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Huge Instagram Tits
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Dakota Fanning Seducing Some Reporter…Sexualizing Him…If He was doing it to her, it’d be called Date Rape…
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Ariel Winter Huge Tits
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When Your Rims Get Repossessed
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Best and Worst of the SAG Awards
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Cute Tits in Vogue Mexico
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The Star of Iowa
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2016

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been sexting since it was called CYBERING…

I used to pretend to be a girl and sext dudes, like a creep who found comedy in making dudes jerk off to me pretending to be a 14 year old girl who takes them to garden shed where I make them fuck me with a screwdriver like they were my dad…until telling them I was a dude…in an era where anonymous on the internet was more important than fame on the internet. Pretty gay right…

Today, I was sexting a girl…and she started it off “going to the bathroom to wash my hands first”…bringing hygiene on the “changing my tampon” level of hotness to an otherwise romantic time. I mean I guess I like an anal retentive girl who won’t touch her pussy without washing her hand first. Meticulous…even creepy…like a horror movie..with a vagina. I’m a fan..

All this to say…It’s the first day of Black History Month. What are you doing for the first day of Black History Month….

HEre are some stepLINKS

Thigh Gaps
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Brad Cooper and Irina Shayk are Over – Cuz of His Russian Hating Mom…
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Kristen Bell and Dax redo Toto’s Africa….and it’s Absurd as fuck…
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Dude Gives Interview After Being Shot…
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SAG Awards are Super Black
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Braless Beauty of the Day
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Dakota Fanning and Leslie Mann Seduce a Reporter
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Instagram Model Blac Chyna has an Intense Ass
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Hilary Duff’s Fat Thighs in Tights
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Madison Beer Tits in a White Tank…
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Two Pussies Pull a Gun on a Biker
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Natalie Portman in a Red Blazer
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Daisy Lowe in a See Through PVC Shirt Rocking Pasties
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Coolest Transformer – Ever
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Nicole Trunfio in Shorts
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Some Chick Named Nausicaa in a Bikini
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Look! Cute Girls!
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Samara Weaving is Hot
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Woman Sets Fire to a Man’s Hair
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Black People Still Win Awards
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Nausicaa Green in a Bikini
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Some Whore in a Purple Dress
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Azealia Banks Won’t Be Charged for Beating
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Rednecks Pull Gun on Motorcycles
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Christie Brinkley Fat Ass
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Carol Burnett Wears Slippers
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Thermal Cam Shows Where You Lose Heat in the Cold
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Chloe Grace in Glasses
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Deer Runs Through House – Stages a Murder Scene
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Charli XCX Performing
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Fog Pile Up
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Crazy Woman Chases Down Miami Cop
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Rita Ora Topless in LUI
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Chloe Madeley Ass in Jeans
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Weirdest Tit Slip Ever
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More of the Whore
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When the Camera Goes Off at the Exact Right Time
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Kid Snowboarding with a Drone
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Beyonce – Cultural Appropriation
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Huge Tits…
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The Skinning of a Sex Doll
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Random Tumblr Porn
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Hot Girl Masturbating!
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Busty Whore on the Beach
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More Big Tits
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Gangstas and a Gun
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Slutty Granny Dance
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Overly Racy ABC Ad
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Blonde Slut Masturbates
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Fingering a Girl at McDonalds
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2016

Feb

Kaley Cuoco’s Panties of the Day

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Fit as fuck Kaley Cuoco flashed her white panties….

She must be pushing 40. She’s a recently divorced crazy person who is making over 100 million dollars the next 3 years, which is absurd, but I guess TV and celebrity still pays…and you don’t have to be that good….or even that pretty…you just have to be in the right place…know the right people…and fake tits..fake tits help..

She’s been looking more fit than usual, like most divorcees…after being divorced they get fit – and it’s as magical as a mom aged woman with millions flashing her panties..

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2016

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Tits of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere showed off her fat tits….or fake tits…that balanced out her big fucking back that I guess her massive 7 foot tall boyfriend wanted because he was tired of feeling like he was fucking a weird little midget…even though her 4 foot tall midget sex was clearly his fetish, he kept going back for more, probably cuz it made his dick look so big…who knows..why am I talking about dicks…what a homo…

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2016

Feb

Sports Illustrated Keep Milking Ronda Rousey of the Day

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The rumor is that Ronda Rousey is going to be on the Cover of SI Swim, which makes total fucking sense to me, seeing as she’s a fucking Athlete, in sports…and as much as you’d rather see a bikini model in a bikini for a Sports magazine, like it was some kind of catalog from an escort agency designed for Athletes to find a wife…and/or girls who are in fact the married to these famewhoring hooker “bikini” models…I still support the decision to put an Athlete on the shit…

Instagram has made low level “bikini” models obsolete, they don’t matter and spend all year whoring out daily with selfies…that photoshoots for them that don’t look as good as their instagram…makes their value pretty fucking low…it’s like when everyone is a bikini model no one cares about, maybe we should put an athlete everyone cares about on the cover…

Print isn’t dead yet, but it’s adjusting very slowly….and may be soon…but for now, here’s Ronda Rousey, the key marketing hook of this year’s Sports Illustrated…

I know that whore GIGI or NINA AGDAL or KATE UPTON or any of the Victoria’s Secret girls just have nothing to offer in a world where so many girls who aren’t overpaid, overrated cunts look as good if not better in their iphone pics than these cunts look in high budget shoots.

So milking the athlete by leaking her pics slowly has proven to be the best press the dying magazine has got in 5 years…thank god for UFC fans and their creepy obsessive compulsive disorder…

The good news is she tucked in her dick…right..

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