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2016

18

Feb

#TBT 1992 Charlize Theron Never Published GUESS? Shoot of the Day

Throback Thursday – 1992 Charlize Theron – Pre Instagram in Instagram model poses – pre digital on ACTUAL black and white not a filter. Looking Hot – Because She Was…

I have a few Charlize Theron stories, the first being that I lived with a really fucking weird dude who always smelled like fucking shit – as he never washed – and just stayed in his room getting high off fucking god knows what, fucking random inexpensive hookers, and watching old VHS porn, well that motherfucker got his hands on the Charlize Theron Playboy and that fucking magazine got abused..

It was before she was famous….back in the late 90s….so whenever I see her, I think of those Playboy days…

The other Charlize Theron story was that after her mom killed her dad in South Africa, she was sent off to model at a young age, the mom insisted she go to Hollywood to become famous, when she was in line at the bank, broke about to give up in an era before the instagram model escort agency…some producer or casting director found her, invited her to his office, where she basically said she’d do anything – even porn – at least according to the producer who told me this story…and that inspired girl ended up cast in her first movie – and thus became famous…

THese pics were posted in the FORUM by sleuth celeb picture detective MadamMEOW and apparently they are unpublished pics of GUESS?, that I guess she signed off on, back then, because she was broke and that the company should use in their upcoming campaigns, cuz this bitch, especially in the early 90s was hot…

I guess she is a beacon of hope to all the GUESS Models since her, except maybe Anna Nicole Smith, since she’s dead….but Gigi Hadid and Charlotte Mckinney, maybe, just maybe they’ll be the next Charlize Theron too…#dreams.

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2016

18

Feb

Man Drinks Pee from Shoes on NY Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Hero VS Robber

Robbers Choke Man for his 22k Rolex

Man Rescues Woman from a Burning Building

Man VS Bull

Drunk Kuwaiti Karate Kicks Cop

Crazy Driver at the Marriott

Naked Man on the Roof

Naked Runner

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2016

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 5 in Facebook Jail

I’ve already lost 5 pounds being in facebook jail, I guess what they say about prison life is true, just you and time, and with that time the only thing to do is lift weights, otherwise you’ll just get raped as the pussy bitch on the block…

Only unlike real jail, facbeook jail just lowers stress levels and brings you to a state of zen, you sleep better without feeling agitated or staring at a phone screen in bed all night hoping a pussy pic will arrive to jerk off to…

Unlike real jail, facebook jail just allows you to find your life again…what real human life is about….and that’s using tinder to negotiate your pussy pics…

Here are some stepLINKS…

These Girls are Wet!
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Price is Right Contestant Wins an Aston Martin
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Kanye Thinks His is 50 Percent More Influential than Picasso!
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Crazy Downhill Race in Colobia
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Some Fame Whore Slut
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Gwyneth Paltrow Making Songs About Jimmy Kimmel is Creepy as fuck
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Carlton VS Scott Disick
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Nina Dobrev – SINGLE….
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Girlfriend Not Impressed with New Car
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Some Slut of the Day
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Bathing in Beer is the Weirdest Shit Ever
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The Pope Gets Mad!
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Shocking to Think the Kim Kardashian is Participating in the Kanye Famewhoring
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2016

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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DAY 4.5 in Facebook Jail

I am nicer in real life than on facebook. Flowers are growing in my heart and soul when people and their every though aren’t polluting my life. Since Facebook prison, my anger has turned to romance, I tell girls they are beautiful. I don’t fight. A huge weight has been lifted off my chest.

I do not miss a platform that has tapped into the basic voyeuristic needs of people, that gives them a platform for their 15 minutes of fame, where they feel every thought should be published.

I do not miss contributing to an entity that makes people who aren’t me billionaires, and who don’t give back to the community that feeds them.

I do not miss content being controlled by that same one company, that is really a threat on humanity…

I do like facebook jail. It’s a warm, joy filled place, that gives me more time to drink…I can’t wait for Iphone / ITunes prison. Fuck these EVILs.

Here are some stepLINKS…CLICK THEM.

TOday in Crazy Asses
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Rihanna’s Nipples Lie to the Grammys
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Rosie Hungtington Hard Nipple
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Blake Lively Big Tits in a Tight Dress
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Meth Jodie Sweetin’s Tits for the Full House Premiere..
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Bella Hadid in Underwear
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Kim K is Glad She’s Not Broke like Kanye
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TYGA – THE GUY WHO FUCKS A KARDASHIAN PIG WHEN SHE WAS UNDERAGE – ON WHY PAUL MCCARTNEY WASN’T ALLOWED IN HIS PARTY
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Video of Rihanna See Through
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Kid Fails at the Obstacle Course
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Fat Ashley Graham and a Man who Likes Her
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Hailey Clauson Lingerie
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Irina Shayk NIPPLE
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Vanessa Hudgens Doing the Splits because She’s Bad
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UFC Fighter Hates Gays – Doesn’t Realize UFC is the Gayest shit Ever..
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BIG Tits
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Taylor Swift Midriff
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Gigi Hadid Nipples
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Movie Nudity
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Hot Asses – Do the Shelfie
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Ronda Rousey on Losing
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The Reason for Josh Groban’s Grin
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10 Amazing Bets You Will Always Win
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Lohan is Beat the Fuck Up
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Katy Perry is a Bully
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Girls at the GYm
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Jordana Brewster Killing it in Spandex
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This Instagram is Good
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Lohan Endorses – Hilary Clinton.
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Sports Girls…
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Kids do Some Evil Things
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Girls With Dimples!
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Fame Whore in Hollywood!
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts
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Taylor Swift is Pregnant with Calvin Harris’ Baby
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Kylie Jenner Took a 1 Million Dollar Deal with PUMA – that She Thought Was TOo Shit
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Compilation of girls getting CAUGHT
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Brunette and a Sex Toy
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Will Lara Croft Costumes Ever Get Boring
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Elephant Vaccumes Sand out of Pussy
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Potty Mouthed Kid
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Naked Workout…
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Picked up and Fucked
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Some chick and her Toy
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

17

Feb

Alexis Ren for David Bellemere of the DAy

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Alexis Ren is some annoying “romance” themed instagram model who did the majority of her self promotion targeting women in her half naked instagram / youtube / tumblr basically doing softcore porn with her boyfriend…a boyfriend we can all assume she would cheat on once that meal ticket was exhausted and she needed to move laterally to new opportunity…which include this shoot for David Bellemere, who was a nude photographer who went to Victoria’s Secret thanks to the internet and I guess this model could be on the same fucking trip, who knows, stranger things have happened to young half naked bitches who get naked…just ask Em Rat Cow and the Hadids…

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2016

17

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Taped Up Tits of the DAy

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Kim Kardashian decided to share some of her “beauty” secrets with you fucking peasants, because everyone is amazed that someone who looks so fucking bulldozed by a fucking freight train of black dudes runny freight train on her, looks so plastic, airbrushed and fabricated bullshit on the red carpet…despite having at least one baby…and as you’d expect it’s not plastic surgery alone that gives her that stepfather inspired TRANNY look, but tape…tape helps her pull everything together…and now you too can be a fucking billion dollar generating ditch pig…hair, make-up, plastic surgery and packing tape…to get that vapid, superficial, vain, narcissist who isn’t even HOT look…

Thanks for helping us out you fucking monster.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Sophia Ahrens Underwear Modeling of the Day

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I don’t know who Sophia Ahrens, I just assumed she was Bella Hadid…

So I turned to her WIKIpedia page….

From her WIKI page:

Ahrens is a half-German, half-English model who was born in Hamburg and grew up mainly in England.[2] She was scouted at the age of 12 by former London-based agency, Union Models (acquired by Wilhelmina Models in January 2015)[3] while Christmas shopping in a London mall

I don’t know about the UK, but approaching or recruiting a 12 year old here in Canada will get you arrested you fucking creeps.

Taking pics of them will get you arrested you fucking creeps. But in FASHION – it’s all good baby…money blinds all creepiness.

Posted in:SFW|Sophia Ahrens

2016

17

Feb

Mylene Klass in a White Bikini of the Day

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I remember the first time I experienced the white bikini in real life. I was at a pool and the girl in the white bikini didn’t realize that her full coinslot pussy was pretty much visible…and she just walked around in what seemed to be covered up…but her pussy was fully fucking visible…and I don’t know about you, but I know that I love seeing girls who would never fuck me pussy….it’s the best kind of pussy since girl who wants to fuck me pussy is just fucking too available…so now whenever I see a whilte bikini…I look at the pussy, even in pics of characters like this Mylene Klass, some millionaire mom oin her 50s from the UK, who is famous for being in a band you’ve never heard of…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

17

Feb

Gigi Hadid’s Cat Suit of the Day

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It looks like GIGI showed up to an event in what could be a see through mesh outfit, all fetishy, beachy, High Fashion and when I put my nerd glasses on, I see nipple, or distinct discoloration of nipple, which is enough for some of you to get really excited about, because nipples are exciting, even though you can just google her and see her tits, probably as fake as everything about her, from her family life to her career, but that doesn’t matter because of the nipples and her willingness to say “look at me”…like a spoiled rich kid who likes being the center of attention after her dad pay for everyone to notice her for a few minutes…allowing her to live in delusion that she’s this hot, relevant, awesome and amazing talent, when really she’s just an instagram model, relevant because 15 million people follow her….that’s all it fucking takes…but if she keeps dressing like this…I’m totally fine with her behavior…I just hope I live to witness the collapse…but I’m getting old and unhealthy and this may all end for me – just not soon enough

Naughty outfit for such a wholesome strong moral and valued famewhore bottom feeder. I like her!

Here’s the rich, spoiled brat cunt that the world is buying into….pretending to be a real model…because it doesn’t take much to be a real model…

Here she is for Sports Illustrated Swim – Her Voice is the Fucking Worst, it sounds like she’s got a fucking dude in her throat…she sounds like a big retard which I guess isn’t poltically correct…in this world of no gender or retards….I like when her tits jiggle as she talks about how competitive she is to get the PERFECT shot. LOL. This girl really thinks what she does matters…jokes.

Here are some GIFs…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

17

Feb

LeAnn Rimes and Her Tight Tush Tuesday of the Day

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I didn’t know Tight Tush Tuesday or #TightTushTuesday was a thing…but I did know that LeAnn Rimes was an all around country singing stage parented talent sensation that Christians fucking loved….and then she got married, cheated on her marriage, split up another marriage, and got fake tits….probably did some reality TV, hasn’t released an album in forever and if she did it would still do great because Christians are loyal and forgiving, so they might as well should be terrible people and ask for forgiveness at the end of it all, since Jesus will forgive….

Well now she’s doing Tight Tush Tuesday….

This is on some Tara Reid level of…broken…yet perfect…..so don’t fix it.

Magical

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