Emily Ratajkowski was ignored by Sports Illustrated swimsuit because I am sure there was a scheduling issue, or maybe, just maybe they realize she’s old news, uninteresting overrated garbage who they don’t even want to bother using to promote their brand, and who they’d rather use some no name, because this one is played out…
But that doesn’t stop her from getting naked on the internet like a low level cam girl that she was supposed to be…
Things just got confusing along the way, and she ended up in 2-3 Hollywood movies thanks to her vagina…
Forcing her back to the drawing board of naked on the internet, like an exhibitionist and narcissist that she is, only more like the flasher in the park…sure you it’s boring, it’s some put some pants on and do something and/or film yourself get fucked for VIVID, but this being naked is just anti-climatic, going no where and a sad sad cry for attention, not that her sex is any better, she looks like the worst fuck EVER.
She’s garbage, she’s the rat cow, she’s on the outs. See you later cunt.
Charlotte McKinney known for her tits, and I use the word “known” pretty fucking lightly, since she’s a virtual nobody who got on TV like she was a somebody, because I guess she met the right guy with the right connections at some Florida club one night, who probably promised to get her on TV, hoping to get laid, and she called him out on it…forcing him to figure out a way to market her as more than tits that at the time were barely known on instagram..
She’s got the face of a Florida Hooters girl who has seen one too many bad sun burns, she’s got a good enough body, and tits in America still get you work, but like a comedic actress, without being a comedic actress, she wants you to see she’s got more diverse range than just her one trick tits…she’s also got an ass.
Charlotte Moss goes by the name Lottie. She’s Kate Moss’ 18 year old half sister, they share a father. She’s following in her big sister’s lead by delving into the modeling world because she can.
It’ll probably impossible to experience as much success as her sister, who is now in her 40s, but still amazing…her sister’s legacy and relevance based on the men she’s fucked is alone impossible to emulate even for a high class hooker in Hollywood….I mean you don’t even have to look at Kate Moss’ fashion modeling work to realize she’s solidified her place in the world…but you can look at her tits in countless pics since she’s been freeing the nipple since day fucking one…
That said, getting modeling work based on a name alone would probably upset most self respecting people, but when you’re living in the instagram era of being relevant, getting photo content produced, building a following, it works out great for an excuse for all your self indulgence….in this vapid, expense, rich kids of the internet world we live in…
Well, she’s not holding back too much, she’s already posting pics of her nipples in see through bras, something that would get my snapchat banned, but that snapchat embraces because she’s Kate Moss’ sister…the next generation of fashionable and beautiful trainwrecks…
Jennifer Lawrence is giving a gift of 2,000,000 tax deductible dollars to the Children’s Heart Foundation because despite being a puppet of the media with no soul, she’s into kids with no hearts….or with broken hearts…because she probably found some recipe or spell that needed Children’s hearts and this was the only way to get it!
I don’t care if the idea is vain, the amount of money that will actually get to the kids will be closer to 20,000 dollars…
I read the WYCLEF AMA on REDDIT yesterday…and saw how to master a fake charity through clever accouunting tactics…
I do care that she’s showing her tits, tits that brown dude AZIZ who is overrated pussy comedy but successful because immigrants like him..
I guess what I’m saying is that I prefer when celebs spend their money on cocaine and hookers, because I like when people acknowledge the vapid, self absorbed cunts they are…this “do good” because it is “good press” no matter what money is involved irritates me…but then again anything that she does that doesn’t involve self shot nudes annoys me too…
I mean – why the fuck is she so fucking famous and in everything – some deals with the devil were made -maybe that’s why she wants to buy all the Kentucky based baby hearts….because in a world filled with equally “talented” actors she just doesn’t make any fucking sense…I don’t trust her….
Yesterday – I did this massive round-up of what I thought were the best pics from the Sports Illustrated 2016 issue, that in all honesty, I didn’t really look at all the pics in the issue…. SEE THE POST HERE
TODAY – I am doing a post on the Sports Illustrated event for their Swimsuit edition that took place in NYC and that will be in Miami or Vegas later in the week, not that I am promoting them, but I do think it’s a weird concept to do these parties, that I am sure no one goes to, except maybe some really fucking weird dudes, who want to see the models they follow on Social Media in person….possibly rich dudes with money to proposition them for sex…like it is a rub and tug that lines up all the hands you can get jerked off by…because for the right price you can…
I think the real takeaway from this is not that SI Swim events are a stupid waste of fucking time, it’s all paid with ad money, why not get some coverage for a bullshit event….there are events for everything – so I’m not offended….
The real takeaway is that these models aren’t that hot. Remember they are in hair and make-up from professionals, but the pics are photoshopped, and all I see is some cheesy looking bitches, interchangeable with so many other bitches…none exciting, are amazing, just a whole lot of whatever….hookers….really….boring, uptight, snobby hookers…the whole lot of them.
So if you were one of the losers who went out to meet them, you’re not just weird, you’re also a fucking idiot…
BoNUS –
Here’s one of the models – Samantha Hoopes looking about right – I hear she charges $10k a night – RUMORS!
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE
Taylor Swift is garbage. I don’t care how many bullshit GRAMMY awards she gets. I don’t care about how many HIT pop songs she produces. I don’t care about how many fans or how much money she makes a year. She’s not an icon or example to follow for girls anywhere…she’s some loose in the hips, slut who re-packages her hook-ups and love stories because she’s figured out how to take her average, tall and awkward and make it relateable…
She’s uninteresting, even in her thick high waisted SPANX hiding her pregnancy with CALVIN HARRIS, or possibly any random dude that’s near her, a PREGNANCY we can assume she’ll keep because she’s already had ONE TOO MANY abortions…a PREGNANCY she’ll just tie into some bullshit story-line because it’s marketable to her all American JESUS loving fans…
Even worst, TAYLOR SWIFT has trademarked her names, and her TEAM sends takedown notices to media outlets writing about TAYLOR SWIFT(tm) as it is a brand and no one can talk negatively about a fucking brand…..
Money on a legal team that could go into PAYING FOR GIRLS SHE PRETENDS TO CARE ABOUT TO GET EDUCATED….with 100,000,000 dollars a year, bitch who claims to support women because it sounds good, could open fucking schools for them like Oprah…
FUCK her lies I hate this cunt….she is the fucking worst pile of shit in existence of contrived bullshit….and just because people buy into her nonsonse….doesn’t mean she’s good….and doesn’t mean doesn’t rape our ears and souls….
Insufferable…is the best way to describe her…
TO SEE EVERYTHING GRAMMY – BECAUSE I HATE THE GRAMMYS AND I DON’T WANT TO WRITE MORE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS CLICK HERE
TO SEE HER BULLSHIT CONTRIVED SPEECH DIRECTED AT KANYE BECAUSE HE DID MAKE HER FAMOUS BUT SHE CAN’T GIVE ANYONE CREDIT – WATCH.
TO SEE LADY GAG WHO GOT A DAVID BOWIE TATTOO TO SLAUGHTER AND DESECRATE HIS IMAGE – ALSO DESECRATED HIS MUSIC AND MEMORY IN A WEIRD IMPERSONATION WORTHY OF SOME OFF THE VEGAS STRIP LOVE…
TO SEE OTHER CUNTS WHO WERE THERE LIKE: Bella Hadid, Alessandra Ambrosio, Demi Lovato, Kaley Cuoco, ARIANA GRANDE, SELENA GOMEZ, Fergie OLD METH NECK, Jojo Jo, Ciara, ANNA KENDRICK MOUTH, Hailee Steinfeld,
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Pam Anderson is in this groundbreaking role in a youtube video, because she’s not done yet, she’s still got more to give to the entertainment industry, and lucrative roles are falling into her lap like this Sci/fi for youtube…
I guess we are in the era of self produced movies, which is probably a good thing if you’re someone who can’t sell a script for the life of you, or don’t want to sell a script for the life of you, because you are an artist and visionary in your mind, or you have financing from VICE / FOX / MTV and can put it together without the whole Hollywood machine…by putting it up to youtube. It’s pretty exciting stuff, because fuck Hollywood.
So to some, Pam Anderson is not dead…or maybe she is, but makes a perfect futuristic soul cycle teacher…
Here’s the premise:
Connected, by Luke Gilford, is a portrait of a woman grappling with aging, self-perception, and transformation in a technologically optimized world. Jackie (Pamela Anderson) is a burnt-out AuraCycle instructor in the midst of a midlife crisis. She’s obsessed with self-improvement podcasts (voiced by Jane Fonda), and she is soon drawn to an advanced yet enigmatic wellness spa that promises to enhance her mind, body and soul. Guided by her effortless and nubile mentor, Luna (Dree Hemingway), Jackie will give up anything to feel “connected” — to herself, to the future, and to a precarious sense of perfection.
She beat Hepatitis…and deserves to be celebrated….with her clown tits…
I don’t follow politics, I’m Canadian and feel like even as a Canadian, I am aware that every person running a country is just a figurehead who has no power or control to change policy…or really anything…
I don’t care about Trump’s sensationalized politics that are all for show, you know to he’s saying what the people who would follow him as a “business leader”…would believe or want to here, you know traditionally the poor people who need social services hate social services!!
I don’t care that Bernie is an old as fuck socialist from Vermont, who hates big business, even though I was a punk and hate big business, or that Hilary is a blue blooded overfunded, full of shit and has been too into politics…and I don’t even know anyone else….because I don’t follow politics…and they don’t make enough noise and aren’t marketed as well..
I do care about whores, legal prostitution is great, Nevada wild west good times….gambling, 24 hour booze, and sex….and I really care about their politics if the whore is sucking my dick with
I spent the night drinking expensive wine, which for me is a 10 dollar bottle of wine, because expensive is a matter of perception…I read a book, I watched a movie, I did a workout, I met an amazing girl on TINDER, we got married, started a family, I traveled the world…
I didn’t hear any bullshit updates about Kendrick Lamar, Lady Gaga or anything Grammys…it was quiet and peaceful…like a fucking luxury vacation with no phone or internet…
Facebook Jail is the best thing of my life.
Tonight, I am going to write a movie, build a house and fucking fuck.
