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2016

18

Feb

Lookin’ GOod Sweetheart of the Day

I haven’t done a “looking good sweetheart” in fucking decades. It’s was a joke that died fast like most of my jokes, my term of endearment for what the fuck is going on with this bitch..

But I saw these pics of Tia Carrere and couldn’t help by revisit “looking good sweetheart”….because as a fat man, I like to address people who get fat as they age..

I mean we should have expected it. She’s Hawaiian / Filipino….and we’ve all seen that Hawaiian:

Must be rough when you’re only known for being the babe in Wayne’s World…

Memories of what was:

Posted in:Tia Carrere

2016

18

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Takes on Sports Illustrated of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret are well aware that Sports Illustrated swimsuit is happening, they are actually going up against Sports Illustrated..

As an evil corporation who use real models instead of instagram models for their photoshoots, you know an army of immigrant babes who beg to be part of the brand as it is the American model dream, even though Sports Illustrated has the exact same fucking opportunity, yet for some reason cast bootleg, garbage girls….for the most part…

They’ve figured out that if they do an informercial in the spring based on SWIM, since bathing suits are a big market for them, along with the informercial they do for LINGERIE in winter…both the biggest times for those markets…they’ll really own all things SWIM….

All while Sports Illustrated execs are thinking “why the fuck didn’t we do that live SWIM fashion show on Network Television, we wouldn’t even have conflict of interest because we’re not peddling our own products like Slapchop Vince..”…but they didn’t fucking idiots…and here’s SI girl doing SWIM better than Cheesy SI girls…during the SI Swim week, that VS is doing a “shut the fuck up”…on…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2016

18

Feb

Cora Keegan’s is the Bush of the Day

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As a purveyor, curator, endorser, lover of bush, and I have been for my entire fucking life…where the whole “wax your pussy” offended me and made me sad, an dating girls required serious negotiations to get them to grow out their bush, even though the natural way is the low maintenance way and the bigger the bush the sexier the girl got to me….

And as someone who has negotiated with Cora Keegan about her bush over the years we’ve interacted, mainly before she was married to some 50 year old comedian she met on the internet after listen to his podcast…back when she was a Victoria’s Secret dropout, who unlike the Kendalls and Gigis of the world who beg their daddy’s or in Kendall’s case, her “it” to get them into Victoria’s Secret, this Cora Keegan joker said no thanks to the offer and moved to LA to grow out a bush…

There’s something overly hipster, bohemian, Coachella try hard about that..forced….unauthentic but I don’t care what the bush motivation is, as long as there’s fucking bush happening, this motherfucker is happy.

I want bush to be what waxing is, I want every cheesy cunt around (figurative cheese, not literal) to have a fucking lazy girl bush…and I want it on my face or at least in pics so I can imagine cumming in it / on it and having it rubbed the fuck in..

Not that Cora Keegan does that to me, she bores me, but her bush…is everything…I mean at least right now, there’s better bush out there, but I like to give all bush a fair chance…an opportunity to have it’s 15 minutes…

So what I’m saying is that Cora Keegan is my unofficial mascot for the day, as she rocks the bush of the day..

Posted in:Cora Keegan

2016

18

Feb

#TBT 1992 Charlize Theron Never Published GUESS? Shoot of the Day

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Throback Thursday – 1992 Charlize Theron – Pre Instagram in Instagram model poses – pre digital on ACTUAL black and white not a filter. Looking Hot – Because She Was…

I have a few Charlize Theron stories, the first being that I lived with a really fucking weird dude who always smelled like fucking shit – as he never washed – and just stayed in his room getting high off fucking god knows what, fucking random inexpensive hookers, and watching old VHS porn, well that motherfucker got his hands on the Charlize Theron Playboy and that fucking magazine got abused..

It was before she was famous….back in the late 90s….so whenever I see her, I think of those Playboy days…

The other Charlize Theron story was that after her mom killed her dad in South Africa, she was sent off to model at a young age, the mom insisted she go to Hollywood to become famous, when she was in line at the bank, broke about to give up in an era before the instagram model escort agency…some producer or casting director found her, invited her to his office, where she basically said she’d do anything – even porn – at least according to the producer who told me this story…and that inspired girl ended up cast in her first movie – and thus became famous…

THese pics were posted in the FORUM by sleuth celeb picture detective MadamMEOW and apparently they are unpublished pics of GUESS?, that I guess she signed off on, back then, because she was broke and that the company should use in their upcoming campaigns, cuz this bitch, especially in the early 90s was hot…

I guess she is a beacon of hope to all the GUESS Models since her, except maybe Anna Nicole Smith, since she’s dead….but Gigi Hadid and Charlotte Mckinney, maybe, just maybe they’ll be the next Charlize Theron too…#dreams.

Posted in:Charlize Theron|SFW

2016

18

Feb

Man Drinks Pee from Shoes on NY Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Hero VS Robber

Robbers Choke Man for his 22k Rolex

Man Rescues Woman from a Burning Building

Man VS Bull

Drunk Kuwaiti Karate Kicks Cop

Crazy Driver at the Marriott

Naked Man on the Roof

Naked Runner

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 5 in Facebook Jail

I’ve already lost 5 pounds being in facebook jail, I guess what they say about prison life is true, just you and time, and with that time the only thing to do is lift weights, otherwise you’ll just get raped as the pussy bitch on the block…

Only unlike real jail, facbeook jail just lowers stress levels and brings you to a state of zen, you sleep better without feeling agitated or staring at a phone screen in bed all night hoping a pussy pic will arrive to jerk off to…

Unlike real jail, facebook jail just allows you to find your life again…what real human life is about….and that’s using tinder to negotiate your pussy pics…

Here are some stepLINKS…

These Girls are Wet!
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Price is Right Contestant Wins an Aston Martin
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Kanye Thinks His is 50 Percent More Influential than Picasso!
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Crazy Downhill Race in Colobia
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Some Fame Whore Slut
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Gwyneth Paltrow Making Songs About Jimmy Kimmel is Creepy as fuck
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Carlton VS Scott Disick
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Nina Dobrev – SINGLE….
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Girlfriend Not Impressed with New Car
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Some Slut of the Day
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Bathing in Beer is the Weirdest Shit Ever
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The Pope Gets Mad!
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Shocking to Think the Kim Kardashian is Participating in the Kanye Famewhoring
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2016

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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DAY 4.5 in Facebook Jail

I am nicer in real life than on facebook. Flowers are growing in my heart and soul when people and their every though aren’t polluting my life. Since Facebook prison, my anger has turned to romance, I tell girls they are beautiful. I don’t fight. A huge weight has been lifted off my chest.

I do not miss a platform that has tapped into the basic voyeuristic needs of people, that gives them a platform for their 15 minutes of fame, where they feel every thought should be published.

I do not miss contributing to an entity that makes people who aren’t me billionaires, and who don’t give back to the community that feeds them.

I do not miss content being controlled by that same one company, that is really a threat on humanity…

I do like facebook jail. It’s a warm, joy filled place, that gives me more time to drink…I can’t wait for Iphone / ITunes prison. Fuck these EVILs.

Here are some stepLINKS…CLICK THEM.

TOday in Crazy Asses
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Rihanna’s Nipples Lie to the Grammys
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Rosie Hungtington Hard Nipple
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Blake Lively Big Tits in a Tight Dress
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Meth Jodie Sweetin’s Tits for the Full House Premiere..
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Bella Hadid in Underwear
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Kim K is Glad She’s Not Broke like Kanye
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TYGA – THE GUY WHO FUCKS A KARDASHIAN PIG WHEN SHE WAS UNDERAGE – ON WHY PAUL MCCARTNEY WASN’T ALLOWED IN HIS PARTY
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Video of Rihanna See Through
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Kid Fails at the Obstacle Course
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Fat Ashley Graham and a Man who Likes Her
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Hailey Clauson Lingerie
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Irina Shayk NIPPLE
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Vanessa Hudgens Doing the Splits because She’s Bad
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UFC Fighter Hates Gays – Doesn’t Realize UFC is the Gayest shit Ever..
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BIG Tits
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Taylor Swift Midriff
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Gigi Hadid Nipples
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Movie Nudity
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Hot Asses – Do the Shelfie
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Ronda Rousey on Losing
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The Reason for Josh Groban’s Grin
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10 Amazing Bets You Will Always Win
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Lohan is Beat the Fuck Up
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Katy Perry is a Bully
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Girls at the GYm
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Jordana Brewster Killing it in Spandex
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This Instagram is Good
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Lohan Endorses – Hilary Clinton.
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Sports Girls…
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Kids do Some Evil Things
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Girls With Dimples!
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Fame Whore in Hollywood!
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts
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Taylor Swift is Pregnant with Calvin Harris’ Baby
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Kylie Jenner Took a 1 Million Dollar Deal with PUMA – that She Thought Was TOo Shit
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Compilation of girls getting CAUGHT
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Brunette and a Sex Toy
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Will Lara Croft Costumes Ever Get Boring
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Elephant Vaccumes Sand out of Pussy
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Potty Mouthed Kid
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Naked Workout…
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Picked up and Fucked
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Some chick and her Toy
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

17

Feb

Alexis Ren for David Bellemere of the DAy

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Alexis Ren is some annoying “romance” themed instagram model who did the majority of her self promotion targeting women in her half naked instagram / youtube / tumblr basically doing softcore porn with her boyfriend…a boyfriend we can all assume she would cheat on once that meal ticket was exhausted and she needed to move laterally to new opportunity…which include this shoot for David Bellemere, who was a nude photographer who went to Victoria’s Secret thanks to the internet and I guess this model could be on the same fucking trip, who knows, stranger things have happened to young half naked bitches who get naked…just ask Em Rat Cow and the Hadids…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Taped Up Tits of the DAy

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Kim Kardashian decided to share some of her “beauty” secrets with you fucking peasants, because everyone is amazed that someone who looks so fucking bulldozed by a fucking freight train of black dudes runny freight train on her, looks so plastic, airbrushed and fabricated bullshit on the red carpet…despite having at least one baby…and as you’d expect it’s not plastic surgery alone that gives her that stepfather inspired TRANNY look, but tape…tape helps her pull everything together…and now you too can be a fucking billion dollar generating ditch pig…hair, make-up, plastic surgery and packing tape…to get that vapid, superficial, vain, narcissist who isn’t even HOT look…

Thanks for helping us out you fucking monster.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Sophia Ahrens Underwear Modeling of the Day

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I don’t know who Sophia Ahrens, I just assumed she was Bella Hadid…

So I turned to her WIKIpedia page….

From her WIKI page:

Ahrens is a half-German, half-English model who was born in Hamburg and grew up mainly in England.[2] She was scouted at the age of 12 by former London-based agency, Union Models (acquired by Wilhelmina Models in January 2015)[3] while Christmas shopping in a London mall

I don’t know about the UK, but approaching or recruiting a 12 year old here in Canada will get you arrested you fucking creeps.

Taking pics of them will get you arrested you fucking creeps. But in FASHION – it’s all good baby…money blinds all creepiness.