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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

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Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 18.5 in Facebook Jail

Instagram deleted a pic of a girl in a bikini cuz my caption was “I just masturbated to this pic”

I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS PIC as a caption gets your picture deleted on INSTAGRAM

What the fuck kind of world do we live in. There is no fucking freedom on this internet shit..

Remember…Instagram is owned by FACEBOOK and they are out to get me…The paranoia has set in…they are watching me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing bras…
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Fat Ashley Graham VS Cheryl Tiegs
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Kate Compton – Black Thong
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Irina Shayk in Paris
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The Pink Foam Dick on Canadian TV
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Man in Crab Costume Dances…
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Female Ghostbuster’s Trailer
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Katy Perry Tits….
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Beyonce Sucks…
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Pam Anderson on Parenting with Tommy Lee
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Angie Jolie and her Army….
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Margot Robbie at an Event
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Kid Gets a Hole in One
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Chopra Bitch on Set of Baywatch in a Tight Skirt
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Joanna Krupa Anti Wool Campaign…
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Jessica Alba Talks About Her Tits
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Amanda Seyfried – Hot Body
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Russian Dude Throws a Dog at a Polar Bear….Obviously Killing the Dog…Terrible
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Jennifer Garner Reads “Go To Fuck to Sleep”
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Jennifer Garner in Leggings
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Bai Ling is Everything
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Taylor Swift Pregnancy Watch
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Patti D’Arbanville Topless..
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One of the Kardashian’s Bending Over Her Car With her Ass Out
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Katy Perry for Hilary
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Magician and His Tricks
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Bad Lip Reading – Ted Cruz
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Daphne Joy Tight Shirt
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Diane Kruger See THrough
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Juno Temple Scares Me
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Elle Evans is Amazing…
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Girls in Beanies..
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Emma Stone Hits the Gym
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What Happens When You Die
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Phoebe Price in a Leotard Fitness
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Who is Melissa Rauch
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Kaley Cuoco’s Implants…
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Who is Olivia Holt
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Katy Perry HAwaiian Porn
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Random TUmblr Porn
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101 Asian Strippers
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Miss Reef Ass
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Body Painted Girl….
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Cute Girls…
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Flashing Chick
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Foot Job!!
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Good Neighbors…
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Hot Naked Bruette
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Olivia Rose is Everything…
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Shae Summers Big Tits…
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Why would I only do one Bella Thorne post today – when I can do two!!

I mean this girl works so hard at putting on bikinis, going to the gym and pretty much doing nothing all day but rocking her “social media” accounts…to help create more buzz around her, more celebrity, more fame….and most importantly…to convince us that she just turned 18…

I guess it’s working, because I’m buying into the lies she’s pushing because she’s normally half naked, but innocently half naked, half naked with purpose…for a very prolific acting career….she needs dudes jerking off to her…and I’m pretty sure she’s got that…based on my penis in my hand right now…

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2016

Mar

Carolyn Murphy for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I like to think of life in terms of sex tapes…like whether I have see a girl’s asshole while a penis is inside her or not…and not just in posts I do on this site, but in everything I do.

I can’t even order a coffee without thinking about the girl serving me fuck…and whether I’ve seen her fuck or not..because with this whole feminist movement and tinder I can’t keep track of all the holes I’ve been in contact with the last decade…and some are probably even related to you, if not in your panties…

I’ve seen a lot of girls fuck..Including…Carolyn Murphy…who had a really weird sex tape when sex tapes weren’t as common…feating her dancing awkwardly before unprotected sex…I’ve posted that shit before, her lawyers have come after me, but I assure you, you can find it….if you type in her name on a site I hold very close to my heart that you would know if you like random porn tumblr updates…a site I don’t want to incriminate myself with but where I watched her fuck 3 times already today…this if of this as a Drunkenstepfather Porn Scavenger hunt…

I guess what I am saying is that Carolyn Murphy’s best work has been her sex tape, probably not the best paying because she didn’t do the Kim Kardashian, she didn’t even get paid for it, but as a model, whoring is expected and that kind of thing doesn’t fuck up your workflow..

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2016

Mar

Ariana Grande New Album Cover of the Day

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Ariana Grande may be a bit of a brown Christina Aguilera cunt, trained by Disney pretty fucking hard and capable of really navigating this entertainment industry….

The fascinating thing about her is that a pornstar told me she was a fucking whore, like a really full fledged dirty sex fuck everyone whore,…because the pornstar shared a dude with her…and had scoop…and when a pornstar calls you a dirtbag…you know you’re dirty….and I guess you’d also have answers to why she exists, whether she can sing or not, a lot of people can sing and don’t end up where she is…and that’s annoying us in all she does, especially her song..

The other fascinating thing about her is that she called America as whole fat pigs as she raped a donut like it was her and she was a Disney Exec..

She shat on an entire fucking nation of patriotic people…and all she had to do was apologize and everyone – forgave her…

They didn’t slaughter her, destroy her career, probably because they also think America as a whore are a bunch of fat fucking pigs…

These are apparently promo pics for some bullshit new album…

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2016

Mar

Kaley Cuoco Fake Tits for Cosmo of the Day

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I guess Kaley Cuoco offended feminists….so she turned to Cosmo to show off her fake tits, and say:

“Of course I’m a fucking feminist. Look at me. I bleed feminism. I get equal pay to my male costars on a big show, I have my own home, I’m as independent as you could possibly be.”

Because everyone is a fucking feminist now, even though I’m more into the kinds of feminists who get naked on the internet for free, instead of getting paid to get naked on the internet, because they are sexual beings, taking ownership on their sexuality, all in efforts to really just appease their egos and find a fanbase of men to pander to….

Where as Kaley Cuoco is the kind of feminist who I actually respect, because she’s not a crying for attention telling everyone she’s a feminist because just does her fucking thing and makes more money than you, she’ll have over 100,000,000 in the bank at the end of her stint as the hot but accessible girl on Big Bang THeory…she’s more than just a bunch of CHAPTER 1 Women’s Study nonsense…before she dropped out of school to pursue her ART of sending nudes to pervert men to jerk off to….

Which is too bad, cuz I’d rather be staring at Kaley Cuoco’s Asshole right now…

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2016

Mar

Joanna Krupa for PETA of the Day

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Joanna Krupa does anything and everything she can to get noticed or to stay relevant, not that she was ever relevant, don’t think I meant to say she was ever relevant, even when she was on TV, which was her most relevant, she still was so low level and barely relevant……

But she’s no longer on TV, so anyone looking for some free endorsement, even low level, really fucking low level, I’m talking not even the low hanging fruit but rather the three week old fruit already on the ground that wasn’t even good enough for the squirrels to eat low grade….you know some barely a prositute that was on TV once..has someone to turn to…

She’s got zero going on and even when she had things going on, she had nothing going on, she was a fucking Maxim model in the 90s, so trying to find anything that will feature her to make her feel like she still matters, or works or has value and they feature her because it’s better than getting all press is good press, even if it’s Joanna Krupa press….and the only people who will run with the story, like this PETA don’t wear wool because it hurts Sheep, at least if you get your wool at some kind of horrible slaughter house…because I track hookers…like a hooker GPS…it’s still free….and free is good…

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2016

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is walking runway fashion shows now and I sure as fuck hope she’s doing it for free because she needs the credibility as a model and the brand figures since they family and whores and push product – it will be good for sales and social media presence…

I hope the brand didn’t seek her and GIGI out as models, because they are the biggest thing in fashion, you know because they can afford the products and are the target market for the products, so wearing the products is organic..rather than hiring some Russian model who can’t afford a Toyota Camry…you know these are girls with funds…let’s use them as the leaders of the people who can afford our shit…

I guess the only good thing about Kendall is that she’s showing her nipples, but also that she’s not fat, because really, modeling requires zero fucking skill and if she was plus sized doing this and pulling it off, I’d be mad, where as now I just think it’s funny how lazy people are – and how they buy into hype…but they always have so whatever…

here are her nipples..

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2016

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Snapchat Party of the Day

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Hollywood chicks are so fucking cheesy…but then again I guess it’s the general way the young people of today are…that’s not to say that Bella Thorne is young, I’m still convinced she’s in her 40s which could be an overshot, but definitely not just turned 18, unless she’s had some hard life and hit puberty when she was 4….

Point being, that hip hop is so fucking white, it’s pop music, and even when girls get naked in photoshoots, their intentions, no matter how wordy and annoying they are about it, just isn’t authentic.

The world used to have some edge, some flavor, some attitude, now it’s all one big Disney Sponsored McDonald’s ad…I mean just the other day I was watching some story on some girl celebrating her ABORTION that went viral for being shocking, I googled the site, and it’s owned by fucking DISNEY

EVEN edgy hipster abortion stories are fucking DISNEY produced..

Fuckers…who fuck…girls like this…sexualizing them…to market them and they just accept it with open hard, open mouth, and tight gripped palms…

Either way, she’s trying to get a viral dance, let’s see her keep up this narcissistic hustle..I dig it.

Here are some SUPER HIGH RES SCREENSHOTS

Here she is doing fitness porn….because gotta put out that jerk off material..

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2016

Mar

Devon WIndsor in a Bikini of the Day

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Devon Windsor is the 21 year old with a 21 year old ass – who I assume is pretty big on instagram – because I am looking at her instagram while writing this and she’s at close to 500k, which is a lot of people for someone I’ve never heard of…

Apparently, she’s looped into the Bieber group of Kendall and Kylie girls who the brands love using now….

But more importantly, she’ got a great ass, as she should she’s 21 years old and a fucking model…and I guess the good news is that she’s actually a model, she’s actually tall, and she’s not plus sized…which is why she works for Victoria’s Secret and has for 2 years….which is pretty impressive for a girl from the Midwest…who was destined to work the cornfields / live in the suburbs with a meth addiction…

Here’s a round-up her social media pics…

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2016

Mar

The Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pic of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon in a bathing suit, thank god it’s not a bikini, not that I’m a religious man, but she’s a religious woman, that’s why she’s worth more money than god as a leader or “A-Lister” in the most evil of industries, not to mention a mom who left her husband which is totally unchristian, but still pays him support because she ruined him and she stomped over him to get her own oscar, an oscar that was more important to her than her christ…so important…she married her fucking agent who ran the agency to ensure the best gigs…

Media / Entertainment / Fashion is all fucking corrupt…but not as corrupt as jerking off to Reese Witherspoon in a bathing suit….

How is this news everyone is talking about, probably because it’s terrifying,…and she’s not even 40 yet…

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