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2016

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I hope the winter storm kills the Kardashians…and really most of Hollywood….and the internet.

We need a reset…

It should probably kill my social media accounts too…but I’m too busy killing them with so much – nonstop funny…and amazing…with jokes about trannies using fleshlights, vaginas being so bad we need anal, pugs not drugs and other magic…

So FOLLOW ME….

ON SOCIAL MEDIA…..

Here are some stepLINKS..

Reflection of the Day
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VAGINA WALL
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Kylie Jenner in Tight pants
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Some Hot UFC Girl
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Christina Ricci Lives!
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Tight Sweater
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Farrah Abraham at the Porn Convention
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War Dance Wedding…
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs
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Drug Bust Prank with Wu-Tang Clan
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Dashcam Flip
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10 Cool Opening Shots in Film
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One Direction is a Dad
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Gays Touching a Vagina
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Emrata is a Big Titty Whore
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10 Drawing Tricks
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Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week…
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Hot Big Titty Tennis Slut
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Hockey Referee Knocked Out…
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Duck Dynasty Couple Adopt a Black baby
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Driving a Ford Model T
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Aubrey Plaza is a Whore
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Charlotte Crosby in a Bikini
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Mariah Carey’s Ring is 35 Carats – What…
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Vanessa Hudgens From Behind
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Kristen Bell has Huge Tits
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Slow Motion Tanker Implosion
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Charlotte Rampling Tits…
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Brenda Song Weird Toplessness
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Sluts on the Beach
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Dickhead Kid Loses Match to Twin Brother – Punches Him in Nuts…
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Rumer Willis in Leggings
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Jojo Hard Nipples
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Siri Questions in Sick Hindi Beatbox
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Kirsten Dunst Skinny Legs
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Nina Agdal is a Whore
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Jamie Foxx is Not a Hero…
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Slut of the Day
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Girl Shows Boyfriend How To Shoot
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Britney Spears is the New Bob Ross
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Deadpool for Australia Day
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Flashing Kids at the Mall Prank
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Brazilian Girls Kick Ass
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Sexy Ass Dance
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Jesus…Intense Dry Fuck…
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Girl Takes Us in the Changing Room
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Naked Yoga with Some Slut
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Eastern European Slut of the Day
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Robber Gets Punked!
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Redhead Masturbation
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

22

Jan

Hilary Duff See Through Shirt of the Day

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Hilary Duff, the Puck Slut, is now a recently divorced and wanting you to notice her because you are a man…or maybe she is just trying to distract you from her thick muscular mom thighs…but the reality is that she’s jailbait that reached one of those core group of guys who she can do no wrong for…meaning they’ll be there for her forever and ever…she is and always will be the glory days, their peak..the one…

But I guess, she doesn’t like those people, they are weird..because they are weird…and that’s why she made the money…She’s more into just letting you look at the tits…

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2016

22

Jan

Today in #UnderBoobPenChallenge of the Day

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There’s a new social media challenge, that is hardly a real challenge, like the ice bucket challenge, or the Kylie Jenner lip Challenge, or even the Free the Nipple challenge to society to accept breast feeding, but still something started by some pervert, getting these lemming girls who want to prove their have perky tits, even though holding a pen under their tit doesn’t mean they have perky tits, because a real perky tit wouldn’t let you store anything under it, while some of the saggiest tits like you hide everything under it, including but not limited to a small child…

I do remember this being something girls did in highschool when I was in high school, and I encourage the comeback, because I like tits…no matter how their are manipulated to be shown…Frat boys and their silly frat boy ideas..

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2016

22

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely has an ass…and it was in leggings…an ass that is possibly eaten out by a bald action star…but then again, she could be his beard…acting is the least manly thing or hetero thing a guy can do…and those who are straight fuck everything that move…and they’ve been together for so long that it’s probably a business relationship more than a committed relationship…and who really cares…I’m only posting this because I like her ass….and really I like her, she’s got that traditional model vibe in a world of instagram models and I appreciate that…you know a girl too good for me who knows it…which is most girls..but you get what I mean…and if you don’t…I’m saying she looks like an uptight model cunt, with the cunt I would never been allowed to touch, and for that, I like her more…

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2016

22

Jan

Kate Hudson Naked Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson posted this picture of her ass, an ass that may be old, in a picture that may be old, but that is also a mom ass, a celebrated ass, an ass that people compare to her mom’s ass, an ass that garners attention and has since she was 16 and first going out to parties, an ass that has been fucked a lot by a lot of industry men…an ass that is clearly free spirited and ready to be watched…because she’s still a rich kid ass, spoiled brat ass, with daddy issues ass that has an ego….and likes being seen…or exposed…an ass that is a bit of a tyrant psychopath…that almost made Owen Wilson kill himself…an ass that probably has herpes, but that’s ok…it’s Kate Hudson’s ass and as uneventful as she is…this ass is what defines her and who she is…and I’m liking it…even though I normally fear anything older than 30…

She’s done good with this social media thing…let us see those true colors and/or ass..

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2016

22

Jan

Kelly Rohrbach in ELLE BULGARIA of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is the New Pam Anderson in the new Baywatch Movie that should have never fucking happened and the fact that it did happen says something interesting about how desperate the industry is to make money…and all they know how to do or invest in is things that ride off nostalgia…whether it is comic book movies or old movies and tv shows…bring that shit back and monetize…

She got the job because she was tits Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck, despite being gay, something that upsets every girl I tell, because they want to believe he’s this womanizer, that turns them on more than hearing he’s some man fucker, even though the idea of womanizing is what makes them hate 99 percent of men….

I’ve been told by numerous people that Leo isn’t officially a faggot, but he fucks dudes, because he’s bored of fucking girls, they all flock to him and there’s no excitement for him…and that he actually is rude to the models he surrounds himself with…

I’ve figured that the model girlfriend thing is a lie, because I know girls, and unless these well paid models are actually the hookers I say they are, they’d never want to be in a bikini or lingerie campaign with another girl who her ex is dating…

Some people rationalize it as he’s honest, straight up with them, so nice to them that they don’t care that their co-workers fuck him also..it’s a free loving, they’re just happy to be fucking him situation..

I call bullshit, ever girl I know would kill a bitch her ex fucks…if he’s really her ex…and for that reason alone…I call faggot..

But even when I tell girls I meet that he’s a faggot, they’re like “but he fucks women”..and I’m like “I don’t know about that, but he fucks men”…and they are like “yeah but he fucks women, that doens’t make him gay, that just makes him Hollywood”…to which I say, if you fuck men, even if you fuck women…you’re gay….

JUST ASK RICKY MARTIN…

Here is bootleg model, hooker, Pam Anderon in a bootleg Elle for Bulgaria….

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2016

22

Jan

Willa Holland and her Basketballs of the Day

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Steven Spielberg’s goddaughter is Willa Holland…who is coming into her own being some nude model and photographer artist on her social media…because when you’re born into this industry…where you’re connected enough to have Steven Spielberg as a godfather…the whole acting thing is easy, jobs just come to you…not that she’s that famous, but she was on the OC and she is in Arrow, which is more famous than 1000s of more talented, hotter actors than her….but putting out the hipster nudes, being funny holding basketballs, makes for a good enough time for me…not as good enough of a time as running into the ocean…but she did that too..so we’re good here..

A video posted by Willa Holland (@willaaaahh) on Jan 3, 2016 at 12:02pm PST

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2016

22

Jan

Britney Spears Makes Art of the Day

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A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jan 20, 2016 at 8:02pm PST

Britney Spears is a fucking crazy person and watching her painting in her medicated state reminds me of being an orderly at a mental institution, only in her case, her mental institution is some mansion where she has everything she needs, rather than being institutionalized, the institution comes to her…while her parents keep pushing her into her song and dance…cashing the fuck in…

I am just sad that this crazy person painting video is not Britney Spears painting with her period blood like a feminist…or with her feces like a real fucking crazy person her parents claim she is because it gives them power of attorney to run her shit…

Here she is Dancing…

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jan 20, 2016 at 5:55pm PST

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2016

22

Jan

Mariah Carey Pregnant and Engaged of the Day

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People are talking about how Mariah Carey is engaged to Australian James Packer, who is a Casino owner who finances 95 percent of Hollywood films….

You may remember him as one of the billionaires who got in a fist fight over that Australian hooker Miranda Kerr, when she was recently single after being fired from Victoria’s Secret, and getting into the whole being a hooker to billionaires, because she was a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess felt she deserved it…it was a step up…and these billionaires bit….she’s still with a fucking billionaire…she’s got her hustle down…

Well…I think it’s safe to say he figured he’d go for someone with their own money, to give him the illusion that she’s not really using him for his money, and I guess all these rich and crazy people…are just that..rich and fucking crazy..

I know what you’re thinking, you don’t care about Mariah Carey being rich, being engaged to a really rich guy…and either do I, but I am posting it because I saw these bikini pics last week, posted them saying she’s probably pregnant..and now that she’s engaged, we can assume she is pregnant, because of GOD and the whole baby out of wedlock with a billionaire, you gotta lock that down and trap it, even when you are rich…

So get engaged, make it legit, and remember I called her pregnancy out first…

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2016

22

Jan

Josephine Skriver in Bikinis of the Day

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Josephine Skriver….has an amazing body…that’s probably why she is very hyped up, people are talking about her, and she’s rolling with all the instagram whores, kardashians and Taylor Swift, giving the illusion that she matters…to herself and people who use instagram….

We can assume that it is Victoria’s Secret, just trying to make their money back on her, because the most interesting thing about her, isn’t the body…it is that she was a test tube, genetically modified, child of a gay biologist, in a lab we can assume was funded by Victoria’s Secret, to create a system to breed models..using DNA modifications…and she worked…and is now working…

Up on some futuristic, DR Moreau, making women obsolete if we can breed them in a lab to be as hot as we want, allowing the Patriarchy to finally rise again..

Here is some bikini pics..

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