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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Jan

Hannah Davis’ Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Hannah Davis…the Sports Illustrated Swim model, who I am sure was a 20,000 dollars a night hooker, because that’s what I’ve been told about Sports Illustrated Swim models….but I don’t judge because everyone has a price…and this one is a published model….so she deserves to get pid…thanks to herprestigious escort agency magazine called Sports Illustrated Swim…..

You know pawned onto rich dudes and athletes forcing her to deal with the stresses of dating rich dudes who give her the good life…and HERPES!!! Don’t worry, everyone has it in her circle so it’s like she doesn’t….in fact if you don’t have it, you’re stock price drops and people like Derek Jeter don’t propose to you or give you babies that set you for life…I mean that dude has fucked some herpes ridden girls…and this is his new piece…SO HOT WOULD LOVE TO EAT THAT OUT….fucking the vile street hooker pussy slut.

She’s got a great body, she still looks good enough for me…which is code for “she has a pussy, even if it is vile street hooker pussy, it’s a win”…..

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2016

Jan

Hilary Duff is So Meta of the Day

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Hilary Duff is so meta…that’s hip internet speak for who the fuck knows what..I just assume it’s like Inception, like a picture of Hilary Duff Looking at a Picture of Hilary Duff, posted to her Hilary Duff Instagram, to

“Hey did you see who’s on the cover of @redbookmag this month? ME!!! I look the exact same don’t I?”…Then she posted a WINKY FACE..calling out redbook for fucking her up with photoshoot…She’s so coy…or just a bitch, an unappreciative bitch, who thinks she’s a bigger deal than Redbook…because she’s Hilary Fucking Duff…

HER NIPPLE HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY – IT WAS PRETTY MAJOR NEWS

Here are those redbook pics, I already posted them, but you can’t get enough Hilary Duff, that’s a scientific fact…unless you’re her husband than you run from that crazy bitch as fast as you can and deal with her strictly through child support checks…as you should..

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2016

Jan

Kate Upton’s Fat Ass of the Day

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Piggy….Kate Upton…the fat rich kid model who was marketed as a normal sized rich kid model…before rich kid models were as obvious…and when big tits didn’t make the viewer discriminate against sloppy fat bodies…because the tits in and of themselves were so substantial…at least that’s what I assume happened…even though her tits weren’t even that great, they were sloppy soft and gross looking, but idiots just eat up what is fed to them…and apparently…Kate Upton does too.

Here she is pulling off some “she’s an actor now”…getting in the car in leggings…so she doesn’t need to be fit, since actors get paid more and there’s less pressure for her too look good and the fact that this is working out for her, instead of her being laughed out of offices for the talentless hack she is…is beyond me…

I went to her instagram and saw this picture of her with Whitney Cummings – who I guess they famewhore off each other…together…reminding me that mainstream comedy is so fucking shit…and that I still hate when girls make stupid crass fart jokes…like the camption Kate Upton wrote: “Are we being serious or figuring out who farted?”

Not that I like pandering to this kind of bad joke, but I think it’s safe to say if it smells like CUM it’s Whitney Cummings farting out the air jacked in her ass when she sold her 4th show to hollywood…if it smells like food, it’s Kate Upton…she’s gotta release that pressure build up somehow…fat chick problems.

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2016

Jan

Winona Ryder Model of the Day

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The weird thing about Winona Ryder is that she went from doing everyone and everything in Hollywood, from massive movies by Tim Burton like Beetlejuice to Edward Scissor Hands, to every other movie made from 89 – 95….only to disappear…it’s one of those make that money, cash the fuck in and hide.

At the time of her success, I didn’t understand the hype, it was a Jennifer Lawrence, why the fuck does this bitch keep getting work…until I realized under her 90s ill fitting clothing was a set of tits…

Well, she’s the face of Marc Jacobs, which is a weird comeback….and these are the pics…doing what she does best…hiding her tits…

And here she is wearing a bikini in 1990….before instagram bikini whores…when bikini pics mattered…with her tits…25 fucking years ago…

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2016

Jan

Queeny van der Zande for Olympia Activewear of the Day

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I don’t know who Queeny van der Zande is…but I like this activewear campaign…mainly because half of her tit is hanging out of her activewear shirt…like some activewear wearing mom at the starbucks…after mom/baby yoga…ready to breast feed…because if you’re a modern woman, even if you’re not pregnant, you need to be ready to pull out your tit, to show your support for breast feeding…a campaign I think a pervert dude came up with, possibly the same pervert dude who created instagram as a place for girls to post slutty pics..

Who cares…it’s Friday..

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2016

Jan

Helicopter Catches Couple Fuck and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a chick and her Shuttlecock Dance…

Teen Gets Knocked Out

Great Boobs on TV

Building Collapse in Egypt…

TV Host Loses Bikini Top…

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2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s winter, so I like to hibernate with as many girls who aren’t my “stay at home wife” on disability….

So I’ve got this one girl named Ruth and whenever I cum in a girl named Ruth, I think, shit, I’d hate to impregnate a girl named Ruth…sure I’d hate to impregnate any girl my half hard dick throws up inside, but having to say that name ever again, mainly in sex, is terrifying to me….

So if you’re name is Ruth…I feel for you…legally change it, find a nickname, because I can assure you I am not the only one who is cumming in a Ruth who hates the name…but I guess when you factor in the pussy you’re having unprotected sex with, names don’t matter….I mean the majority of girls I’ve had sex with have no names…

That said, Hi Ruth…I hope my penis doesn’t get your vagina’s cold…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning..

Mirror Selfies…
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What the Hell is Going On in this Pic
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The 24K Gold Crystal Donut
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14 things Trump Believes…
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Things that Bounce GIF
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Hannah Davis in a Bikini
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Mark Cuban Gives Shitty Advice
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Some Kate Bock Model Slut
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Girls in Bed…
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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David Bowie’s album is number 1. Hopefully most pop acts try the same strategy after their album release….

So I was hanging with a girl who gave me zero fucking boners.

Which is rare because even my Spaghetti Squash we’re eating instead of pasta gives me a fucking boner when I cut it open to see it’s warm healthy goo….

Not that I’ve ever fucked healthy goo…most girls I’ve had my dick in would be a goo that was as far from healthy, and I guess awake, as you can get.

Either way…I was hanging with a girl who gave me zero fucking boners, she looked hot in her tinder profile, but I had zero urge to fuck her…and I am aspergers enough to be overly honest and direct and tell her that she does nothing for me sexually and I can’t figure it out…because I find the sex appeal in anything…

While she didn’t care about my take on her sex appeal, because she didn’t want to have sex with me, no one ever does, even when they are doing it…she also told me that she has countless dudes who are after her pussy that she finds it refreshing that I feel zero sex when I’m alone in an apartment drunk with her…

To which I said “Yeah…guys who fuck trannies”…

Here are some stepLINKS…

GEEK OUT WITH HOT FUCKING FAN GIRLS YOU FUCKERS
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Jerry Hall – Model thus Hooker and Mick Jagger’s Ex Wife is Engaged to Rupert Murdoch!!
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Starbucks Refuses Bathroom – guy Shits on Floor
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Koutney Kardashian Eats a Kitkat
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Kendall Jenner – and Hailey Baldwin – Both Fuck Bieber
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Warcraft Movie Trailer…
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Charlotte McKinney in FHM
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Zoe Kravitz Nipple
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Terry Richardson – Baby Shower Cake Insanity….
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We Don’t Know What was Passing You Either – Leo!
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Gigi Had Nipple – Tight Pants – Skinny – Garbage
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Amber Rose Fat Ass
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Girls – Real Life Amazing Girls – Tugging on Clothes – BEcause They Acting Like They Super Models Bro
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Toni Garrn TOPLESS BIKINI TOPLESS BIKINI TOPLESS TANNING…
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Granny Does a Knock and Dash…
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Katie Del Castillo in Leather Dress
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Slut of the Day
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Kendall Jenner Tight Dress
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Why Are Texas Instruments Calculators so Expensive in an Era of IPhones
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Rebecca Gayheart is Terrifying
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Farrah Abraham is Mother of the Year
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Why are Monkeys Stealing from Tourists
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Jemma Lucy Topless on te Beach
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Elle Fanning Chest Bone
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Best Local News Interview
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Annalynne McCord in Leggings
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Sluts vs Water
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Shay Mitchell in lingerie…
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10 Weird – Lottery Spent Fortune…
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Man Builds a 230,000 House in a Cave…
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Julianne Moore – Naked in a Movie…
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Mylene Klass in a Black Bathing Suit…With Big Tits…
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Rogue Wave VS Tourists of the Day
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Toni Garnn Topless Sunbathing….
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Charlie Sheen Did ALternative HIV Treatment in MExico
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Obi Wan Remembers the Past in Sadness
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Perky Tits….
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Unethical Relationship with Ken Doll
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Naked at Laudromat….
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Classy – Redhead – on Kiss a Ginger Day – on a Fuck Machine
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Slutty in Church
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Lesbian Dildo Porn
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I must have been drugged…
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Bryci and Katie Banks Massage
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So Many Selfies of SLuts…Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

Jan

Toni Garrn Ass for Leo’s Oscar Nomination of the Day

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Toni Garrn is a model that Leonardo DiCaprio probably manages, because why else would he fake date these girls for the media, since he’s gay. It’s gotta be for business reasons, you know to make a career…but I guess it could also be diversion and since he pays well and the girls think he’s so great to talk about shopping with…they never rat him out, he’s a good contact….and girls generally only hate dudes who fuck them…

Well, the ass in a thong is a good way to celebrate his Oscar Nom, because it’s safe to say , this is his year….it’s his time….he’s just been at it too long that if he doesn’t win, the Oscars, who nominated ZERO black people, are just a easily manipulated sham…outdated…to celebrate people who already won…

TO SEE – Toni Garrn Topless Sunbathing….
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2016

Jan

Charlotte McKInney’s Nipples for Attention of the Day

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Charlotte McKInney is making moves now that no one cares about her…and I will argue that no one cares about her even after these moves…but they do include big tits in a see through shirt…and that’s a fetish…so that alone makes her matter enough…

No one cared about her before she was in Dancing With the Stars, no one cared about her when she was on Dancing with the Stars, husbands forced to watch it were thinking “hey I’ll watch this show with you with less complaints thanks to tits”….but when not being a star to begin with – even that isn’t enough to keep her in the that limelight she craved so hard….and now she’s trying to keep it going…

By showing off as much tit as she can…without being called a whore, even though we know she’s a whore..just look at her body (of work)…she’s pretty much painted a clear picture….when really she should be painting her face…to look like someone else…because tits or not, she’s ugly..

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