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2016

18

Jan

NYPD Doesn’t Like Being Called Bro of the Day

“Do I look like a bro to you? No, bro you don’t but I don’t have to call you officer.”

We live in a horrible society where everyone calls each other bros. From Frat Boys to Jersey Shore types…to Italian first gens in Montreal…it’s the fucking worst…so I’m with the cop on this…because whenever anyone, whether it is someone at the bank, a cab driver, someone at a restaurant, really anyone calls me Bro…I don’t want to just correct them, I want to drag them out back and take them out…Bro…it’s the sarcastic thumbs up that speaks directly to the place where I feel anger..

So I’m just surprised the cop didn’t Ferguson him, but I guess he’d need to be black for that.

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2016

18

Jan

Aly Michalka Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Aly Michalka – Ass in a Bikini…for her social media is not really exciting, but it exists….

I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…or what inspires them…

I like to think that this bikini pic for her social media is a pretty good glimpse into what she’s about…I’m just surprised she didn’t recruit her sister for the pic…to really maximize the sister fetish like I assume they did back at their Disney Auditions..becuase Disney Execs young sisters…at the same time…because they are perverts who dilute their perversions…with money, pay offs to parents, feeding their egos, like they were Michael Jackson settling for the child rape he was accused of…

Right? I mean why else would she do this in her 30s….it stems from the core of who she is and how she was raised and I love her for that..

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2016

18

Jan

Khloe Kardashian Showing of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian told some media people in her quest to get more and more relevant, despite being old and big…the monster Kardashian…using the most basic, crass and vile strategy her family crafted to create their success…to garner some attention to her…where a handful of black dudes and high testosterone guys who aren’t official gay but aren’t really into girls, the Khloe Kardashian audience, probably got excited…some people get sucked into the fame…while others jerk off to beastiality…and the rest of people who have some taste, even no standards, but aren’t into freakish shit…like animal sex…are collectively thinking “disgusting”…and some think she already had a sex tape – in the Leo Movie, where she played the bear…

Either way, she’s showing her abs…that aren’t abs, but that are liposucked disgusting with her sister…and people care…when they should only care enough to plot a gang lynching, you know murdering them for polluting the world…like they should.

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2016

18

Jan

Cat Mcneil Naked for Tim Richardson of the Day

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Cat McNeil is some model I follow on INSTAGRAM who doesn’t follow me back, which according to an app I have is about 5,000 of the 5,100 sluts I follow, because I guess they don’t like me….think they are too good for me…but the good news is that they post pics they pose in, probbaly for free, wearing weird fetish gear in what they probably assume is artistic, but that is really just fetish gear, and that allows me to see them for the slut that they are…a slut that doesn’t think she’s a slut but who does slut things to get ahead so that she can be a slut on her own terms. Feminism.

When I see pics of girls in fetish gear…it’s girl in fetish gear…no matter how they try to spin it…so here’s Cat McNeil in fetish gear.

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2016

18

Jan

Guy Caught Masturbating Sniffing his Shoe and Other Videos of the Day

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Mistress Gets Beaten and Thrown off a Bridge

Drunken Speed Bump

Cops VS 15 Year Old

Toronto Hipster VS Homeless Man

Racist Crazy Person

Space X Rocket Fail

Outback Dentistry

Manhole Explodes in China

Dude Eats a Live Chick

Dude Tripping Out gets Hit By a Car

Serbian News Interrupted with Gun

Snorting Drugs on Public Transit

Cross Fit Asshole of the Day

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2016

18

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend is always going to the stripclub and realizing that I’m even too disgusting to give lap dances to….even when I’m paying…

I got rejected from at least 8 – 10 girls and the only one willing to let me grab her tits for 10 dollars a song was some boxy 7 foot tall monster with no neck…

Dreams don’t come true.

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Huge Tits
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Some Star Wars Character Undercover Boss
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Justin Bieber’s Lilac Hair
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Nyc Opens a masturbation Booth…
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How To Buffet
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Tila Tequila Needs a New Sofa
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Sean Penn’s War on Drugs
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Laura Dern went on a date with Common
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Scary Doll Comes To Life
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Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples
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Will Forte Half Beard Face
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Elsa Hosk in Pink
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94 Year Old Playing the Piano…
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Older Guy Out Dances Everyone in The Room
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2016

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some days the only funny thing that happens is that you sleep all day…because you’re pretty much unemployed but not quite homeless…only to wake up to do links…and go back to sleep…because it’s too cold for me to leave the house for lapdances…or booze but I am ok if the lap dances come to me. My wife on the other hand…will be annoying about it…and that’s why I am working tinder hard right now…

Some weekends promise very little, but at least in the core of your person, you know, that life in general is pointless, which is why you have unprotected sex with strangers…it may be one of those weekends.

I should start writing posts thinking it’ll be my last post…so that when I get quoted after I’m found dead….it’s something perfectly offensive….who will quote me remains unlikely…and unknown..but I like the idea of it, until the host company shuts off the site for not paying my bills and thus….making me virtually invisible…like I didn’t exist at all!!!! FUN Times. Where’s the pussy?

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Car Selfie Girls..
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Anne Hathaway Defends Jennifer Lawrence
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Gigi Hadid Plays Volleyball for SI and She’s Garbage
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Pornstar Tera Wray – Dead
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Best and Worst Celeb Outfits of the Week (TITS!)
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Ricky Gervais – VS – Cailtyn Jenner
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29 People and their Terrible Life Decisions
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Kate Upton’s Fat Ass in Leggings
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Naked Trashy Chick of the Day
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The Hottest Couple and their Powerball WIn
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Karreueche Tran Pantsless
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Kim Zolciak Family Bikini Vacation Photos
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Straight Out of Compton Snubbed at Oscars For Being “Not that Great”
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Demi Lovato in concert with Elton John
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Guy’s Response to Rude Old Woman
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Emma Watson – Feminist
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Girl Finds Out her Ex Boyfriend has a Model Girlfriend
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Abbey Clancy – 30th Birthday
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Aussies Get Fired Up During Two Way Prank…
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Georgina Howard in Cheesy Lingerie
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Sofia Vergera’s Fat ass in Tight Jeans…
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Slut of the Day Has Huge Tits
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Pam Anderson Nipples
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Butt Galleries.
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Picabo Street Tried to Kill her Dad
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Kris Jenner is Satan…
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24 Images that Shocked the World..
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Some Random Hot Chick Named Helen Owen
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Her Name is Alice – You’ll Want to Fuck Her
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Bizarre Pics..
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Kendall Jenner in a Classic Car
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Nikki Lund on the Beach in a White Bikini
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Pussy flash of the DAy
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Drink of the Day
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Mustang Load Fail
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Katy Holmes – Robot Woman
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Apparently, this is how you know she’s into you….
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Trolling a Hooker…
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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How To Get a Trucker Fired
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Just a Dildo Lodged in a Rectum
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Some Chick Stripping Around the House
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Kinky Blonde – Enhances Boobs
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This GIrl Needs A Lot of Toys
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Busty Monster
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Nudes VS Room Service
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2016

15

Jan

Penelope Cruz and Ben Stiller Zoolander 2 Ad for Vogue of the Day

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Vogue has no merit. No integrity. They are just a fucking ad. One giant ad. Not only do they run the Kardashians and the other instagram models associated with the Kardashians on repeat, but they also run movie ads in the form of editorial photoshoots.

This is worse than clickbait, but it plays on nostalgia, so moron public like it. They feel it at an emotional level, they giggle and laugh at the joke, because they loved that movie, they think “shit, Zoolander is Real”….and as a marketing play, becuase people are idiots, it’s great…

But for Vogue to do this, to compromise content for an ad, just shows you that the magazine is dead.

An old weathered Ben Stiller, is famous, and his old tired joke, is done…and Vogue going along with it for money…because you know that’s what this is all about…is garbage..

Penelope Cruz is in it somewhere also…she’s old now too! Old, played out shit, EVERYWHERE! Thanks Vogue for being so cutting edge.

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2016

15

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Fitness of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40 years old, but she’s managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….traditional actors are really just an extension of that…because if you don’t have a following, you’re not worth getting paid. If magazines don’t get excited by your 18th birthday because you can now do nudes and they can jerk off to you for a year guilt free..you aren’t shit…and I guess Bella Thorne who has pretty much gone viral from being on some kids show for pervert dads is that she’s now pushing her social media hard…and using things like bikinis and fitness porn for perverts like me to post for perverts like you because we are all perverts….

I just know a body like this…is in no way 18….this is a lie, she’s lied to us, post your real birth certificate, not your doctored like a powerball ticket birth certificate….because this girl is 40.

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2016

15

Jan

Karmen Pedaru in Denim of the Day

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Karmen Pedaru is some Estonian model…I once knew a dude from Estonia, who told me that all the girls in Estonia are hot as fuck, poor as fuck and one step away from either being in the webcam sex trade, or the human trafficking sex trade, or the mail order bride sex trade…the tall ones, like Karmen Pedaru, always escape though…to work a different sex trade, called the fashion sex trade, which is also a billion dollar business of exploited women from the factory floor to the Runway shows, all designed to sell clothes no one needs for too much money, because it has a perceived value and people need to spend their money on something- it might as well be a shirt…

I am not hating on the sex trade, I like sex, I just don’t care about all these trying to get famous tricks, there are too many of them from all over the world and all of them, even the lowest level of hooker, are too good and know it, to fuck with me…

So I focus on what’s important that is that she’s got PED in her name because I’m basic…

: tk

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