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2016

08

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Underwear Shot of the Day

I’ve always known that the Entertainment industry was a fucking lie…and that Award shows were a fucking lie…and that it was just like one average sized high school, where there are a series of popular kids trying to get popular, and nerds whoring out and working with the popular kids to make them all money….and that anything from the Publicist, Agent, to the Brands and Ad Agencies…to the websites and media covering it…and the award shows celebrating it…were all in it together saying “how can the core 1000 of us, recruit another 100,000 people to work for us, and sell bullshit the the 350 million”…getting the core 1000 people very fucking rich…giving the other 100,000 people jobs…and making 350 million people mindless idiots, buying into bullshit, feeling inadequate about their lives…CLEVER..

So when Ashley Tisdale won Hottest Actress of the year…it was a turning point in my career as a blogger, where I decided to focus on how busted her face was and how not-hot she is…

But throughout that process I’ve said, her ugliness is her face, her body is fit and a fit body goes a long way, so when you get married, marry for fitness, because even when fit gets doughy, it’s still better than when DOUGHIER gets DOUGHIER…so in being fit…she’s always had a good ass…that she’s finally exploiting and using for her fans…good play..

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2016

08

Jan

Toni Garnn’s Topless Remnants of Leo’s Sperm Dick Binkini Pics of the Day

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Toni Garrn is topless on the beach because she’s Euro, more specifically German, and I guess not a Nazi, even if her grandfather was, but it’s not her fault, it was what the cool kids in the 40s had no choice and you can’t hold it against them for it, especially since you racist wish there was a race war that involved you killing off anyone different than you..whether you’re white, hispanic or black…you all hate each other…don’t lie….you PC fucks…

Her claim to fame is that she’s been one of the many whore Leo has possibly had sex with, if he’s not gay, making her tainted with so many women before her…and I guess that’s not that hot, unless you’re a Leo fan and fantasize about tasting the pussy he fucked…while other pussy he’s fucked is smarter and booking movie deals…

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2016

08

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

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I like Irina Shayk. I think she’s the perfect level of calculated, brilliant, Russian spy model…you know lacking a soul, out on a mission, all while having one of the best faces and bodies around…that A-Listers who aren’t Leo DiCaprio are fucking…and that will likely knock-up and get pregnant, because it’s security for a girl like this..who I believe will bounce back, because she’s like some kind of model wizard who made some kind of deal with the devil, or communist leader…to happen….

Seriously…what a solid fucking selife…it speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean…prostate…but that could just be the cancer.

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2016

08

Jan

Emmy Rossum’s Acting of the Day

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I like to sum up Emmy Rossum’s acting with these pictures from the Shameless season premiere…a show that pretty much made her, and that I like to say was the lucky turning point for her, where she was so unemployed she was debating going into porn, so showing tits for a show with William Macy, seemed like a better option…but the reality is that she was probably rich, never had to work, which is why she was able to get to Hollywood and wait around until something like this came up…because acting is a rich person activity, that whole “risking everything to make it”…is just a storyline, all these idiots have parents or sugardaddys who were willing to pay their rent…

Either way, great acting job for an average at best, now famous and well paid person who has blocked me off social media possibly after telling me off…because these idiots also take themselves too seriously…it happens with being coddled spoiled pussies..who in this case aren’t showing their pussies…but tits count for something…

TO SEE HER BORING AND AVERAGE AND COVERED UP AT AN EVENT
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2016

08

Jan

LeeLee Sobieski in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a blast from the past…like El Chapo getting arrested again…LeeLee Sobieski…straight in a high waisted bikini…probably 40…reminding me of tits of yesteryear…straight from the late 90s…

She’s a mom…which you probably don’t care about, since you haven’t heard about her since 2008…it may explain the high waisted bikini…but it is 2016, and I guess if bitch feels the need to perform, now’s her last shot, since she hasn’t done anything in a decade….

The sad thing in all this is that she’s got a pretty busted up face and always have, you know a bit of a Jewish girl face, on some Sarah Jessica Parker level….with a sense of arrogance that she’s not average faced pig who doesn’t eat pig…because her body is pretty good…

She’s in St Barts, which is much like being in my ghetto part of town, covered in snow freezing…on a trip that costs more than my life…because she’s won…even if she’s done very little..

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2016

08

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret does bikinis…and I’ve heard they are planning a summer season infomercial / fashion show…like their december lingerie one…to increase bikini sales…for the morons that are all of us…who pay attention to their brand like it is anything more than a sweatshop running, taking jobs away from Americans, ripping off Americans, with product they don’t even design but just repackage from asia, while overpaying these sluts, giving them egos as they make other girls feel inadequate about themselves because they aren’t VS models, forcing them to try harder all for nonsense…

Well, this is their catalog…featuring old lady Elsa Hosk, Lais Ribeiro, Taylor Hill, Sara Sampaio and Josephine Skriver and at least the styling, or creative direction is more interesting that it used to be…

Finally looking at the instagram models and saying “oh, we can do this fake artist shit too, people love it”…

And here it is…

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2016

08

Jan

Olympic Javelin Thrower Leryn Franco in a Bikini of the Day

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AS someone who has been jerking off to random bikini pics of random girls, mainly girls on social media, in bikini pics since before the internet had social media, and was something we called FORUMS or CHAT ROOMS, I can say with confidence that I don’t need or want accomplishments with my bikini pics.

I mean, I don’t really even need bikini pics, because I’m so desensitized to hot girls that I can’t even get hard at a strip club getting a lab dance because I’m like “so this is it”….

But what I’m saying is that I don’t need a girl to have any credits, or accomplishments, she doesn’t need a college degree, a big instagram following…she doesn’t need to be single, or famous, on TV or otherwise, she doesn’t need to know how to sing or fuck…just the bikini is enough…

So this bikini ass on an Olympic Javelin thrower…could be a bikini ass on anyone, with no need to focus on her Javelin throwing career, or track and field body…because I’d rather just stare at the “athlete”…probably one of the more obscure athlete asses….

I’ve heard “let’s watch women’s Olympic beach volleyball”…but never “javelin”…and I guess this is good marketing for the sport…

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2016

08

Jan

Rhian Sudgen LIngerie Cheese of the Day

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Life isn’t complete without a UK Glamour model from the UK, who made a name for herself as a titty model in cheesy fucking shoots in the UK media…like Page 3…posing for a lingerie company that looks about her caliber, or quality…you know the kind of fabric that gives a bitch a yeast infection and rash just putting it on….

I guess, along with getting to fuck UK Soccer players, sometimes, these tits get to do photoshoots for brands, and not just for free to get in the papers, like the famewhores they are…

Good for them….it makes their fucking rich dudes seem like like hooking….

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2016

08

Jan

Ava Sambora had Figured it Out of the Day

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Ava Sambora has posted a bikini pic everyday for the last few days and people are paying attention to her…

I am sure it has nothing to do with her mom being Heather Locklear and her dad being in Bon Jovi…I am sure her success that her hot young 18 year old in a bikini body has everything to do with her hard work, her high concept selfies, and the fact that she’s cheesy lookin’ all American lookin, perfect level of stripper looking, commercial instagram model…

And who really cares, when she’s going the same thirsty concept bikini pics, because people LOVE bikini pics…and concept makes it seem less desperate…right…I mean it works on me, even if 18 is creeper level 10…it’s legal..and in this case…pretty lovely…

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2016

08

Jan

Daniela Braga Titty for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I don’t know who Daniela Braga is, but apparently she’s a Brazilian model, so there’s a 90 percent chance she’s got a dick, as all the lady like brazilians are actually men and all the women brazilians look like men…with dick clits and all..

I do know she’s in Harper’s Bazaar and people are positioning this as “controversial hair style”…because of the cornrows…in what I guess is “cultural appropriation” to the white privilege trying to find something to talk about…because cornrows are for black people only, and not for white fat kids on a cruise in the Caribbean….up on some “racist” to participate, even though for decades white people have been doing this forever, but now it’s not PC…shut the fuck up…

I also know she’s pulled out her tit. What do you know about that.

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