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2016

04

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence in Elle France of the Day

This just in – Jennifer Lawrence, the huge, highly paid Hollywood star, who continues to perpetuate the “celebrity” role, in a world full of instagram famous girls, eating up ad budgets, and attention from media and dudes jerking off…is in Elle France, a fashion magazine that has been iconic in the industry for many decades….with budgets for photoshoots that you’d think they’d use on huge, highly paid Hollywood stars like Jennifer Lawrence…but instead she looks better in her nude selfies….reminding us the traditional photographer, photoshoot, media outlets don’t matter…in a world of nude selfies and icloud hacks…because I only like Jennifer Lawrence for her naked tits, everything else about her is fucking garbage…true story.

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2016

04

Jan

Caroline Flack Nipple Flash of the Day

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As you can see I did my research pretty aggressively on this one…years of fucking digging thought the archives of her existence…interviewing people who know her…and her family…and fans…I didn’t even bother googling her instagram..because ultimately, I am a grown man and even posting on this is pathetic..

What I do know is that she’s from the UK, she host some shit called “I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here”….I don’t know anything about her or that show, I am not from the UK, and if I was I would probably be doing heroin with Gypsies in their caravans and not bothering watching garbage TV, that features very low level celebrities…

I just know she’s in a bikini and it’s hardly life changing, everyone wears bikinis, even my fat wife tries to wear bikinis, but I guess it’s just nice that her idea of a bikini is is changing out of her bikini, exposing more of her tit than if she was in a bikini, including her nipple, since she knows the paparazzi will post it and help get her press, all while distracting from her barrel shaped gut…in a country where the tabloids are huge, paparazzi still exists, and the sun doesn’t, so seeing their own with a real life tan is new enough, with or without nipple, since even the conservative UK is less nipple scared than America…

I’m glad there are some old timers, still pulling out tit for press, even when they are chubby…

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2016

04

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for the People of the Day

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Here’s some Rosie Huntington-Whitely with her man, Jason the Action Star, who we can assume cheats on her, snce no one is loyal, especially not balding actors on testosterone therapy to stay as manly as possible into their 40s, it’s good for business….but that she probably doesn’t care about either way, no one is sexually loyal to anyone anymore, even average people, all thanks to the internet, which has done a lot for the advancement of finding pussy that isn’t your wife or girlfriend to fuck…

I have been a Rosie Huntington-Whitely fan for a long time, I don’t think she’s looking as good as she’s looked in the past, but she still seems to have that superiority complex, that would be the kind of attitude that lays there while you fuck her, in a “you’re so lucky to be fucking me, so I’m not going to do anything for you, no riding you, no sucking your dick, no eating you ass, I’ll just lay her until you make me cum”…cunty vibe and I am all about girls who hate me, or who I am dating who hate me, or who I am fucking who hate me, or are bitches to me, there’s just nothing that turns me on more than a girl banging me and hating me while they do it, because they know I am disgusting and they are too good for me…and I guess this is the famous model version of that…

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As a Sidenote, she’s in Glamour UK February and here’s a glimpse…could be a good shoot…

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2016

04

Jan

Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day

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I have been seeing a bunch of sites posting paparazzi pics of Madison Beer. Since I am desensitized to bikini pics, and since I see hot girls in bikinis pretty much all the fucking time, mostly no names and fame whores, I just blew it off, but after the fifth or sixth time seeing her in her bikini over the holidays, I realized, shit those are some tits, so I decided to look into who she was….and it turns out she was born in March 1999.

I remember December 1999…it was Y2K…I was 29 years old..

Luckily, I am used to fucking with younger girls, not this young, my cut off is 19, because younger girls are just not old, bitter, angry, sloppy, seen better days girls, they are instead built differently thanks to the hormones in the food, they talk smarter thanks to growing up on the internet with access to information, they don’t do romance, or love, or seduction…but they do fuck, I mean…they grew up on porn…making them interesting, complex, and fun to fuck from TINDER…

That said, the lesson of 2016, that I’ve learned is that in two or three years, ….I will have sex with someone born in the 2000s.. that’s a crazy concept, like the people of the 80s imagining flying cars in 2015…..never did I think, that 1999 New Years Day that “a girl I will fuck in 18 years will be born this year”…

Not that it matters, what matters is that Madison Beer exists, mainly because Bieber posted one of her videos on his social media..and boom…a career at 16….because Biber likes them at 16…and so does James Franco..not that it matters, what maters is that this girl’s body is absurd…criminal…literally…and thanks to Kate Upton, and the lessons she has taught us, we can hope…she doesn’t grow into her what look lik emassive boobs…but could be Victoria’s Secret Boobs…which they probably are, but either way, 16 isn’t what it used to be….and this weird child love for the paparazzi should be illegal..

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2016

04

Jan

TWo Disturbing New Years Eve Broadcast Videos of the Day

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Katy Griffin, as Anderson Cooper says, may have a bit of a “rockin’ bod”…while the other dude said “nice rack”…all on CNN’s coverage of the New Year, because they are a NEWS channel…that provide NEWS….

But in reality, she’s a plastic surgery mess, probably in her 50s, even 60s, who has been offending everyone the last 2 decades….and I guess it’s only natural for her to continue that…walking around on CNN in a bra…it’s absurd…

Here’s another video of a Host Licking His Co-Host on NEw Years because it is the year of the dog…

Weird.

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2016

04

Jan

Selena Gomez in a Bikini Sucking in her Belly of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted a bikini pic to celebrate 2016….in some tropical setting with some average looking dumpy girls because they make her feel prettier…girls we can assume are her hired staff because those are the only people excited to hang out with her…thanks to getting paid minimal money, while getting a taste of the celebrity life, or maybe I’m just being a hater, and these average looking girls are hot as fuck, I just have high standards, I’m a tough critic, and a pile of girls should be enough for me to get exited, but maybe I’m just distracted by Selena’s fat thighs as she sucks in her belly…with her bandeau top being held up by her little implants she pretends she didn’t get, because Lupus Chemotherapy….is a better approach to her medical leaves…

Doesn’t matter, you fuckers are into her.

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2016

04

Jan

Donald Trump’s First TV Ad of the DAy

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Donald Trump is spending 2 million dollars a week on this new TV Ad campaign…

I wouldn’t go as far as saying that Donald Trump is brilliant, but he’s smarter than the average person, and realizes that if he wants to win presidency, something I assume his ego does want, even if the whole thing feels like a fucking joke, the best way to do that is to take an extreme “republican” stance, that isn’t exactly republican at all, but more what the uneducated, misinformed masses think is republican..

What I am saying is that despite being a rich person, who doesn’t give a fuck about social systems that their tax dollars pay to help poor people, which poor people don’t even care about having, because they have been brain washed to think that is anti-american…

Seriously, one of the funniest thing for me to see is a trailer park hick with no job bitching about people on welfare and food stamps…but they are out there…

They are also the same people who watch TRUMP’s TV show and think he’s a good manager….and now…with ideals they share…

So rich dude, who doesn’t care about poor people, is pandering to poor people, playing the race card, and instead of being arrested for hate crimes, he’s the front runner for the Republican party, and that is hilarious to me…

I mean an ad that says “BAN ALL MUSLIMS”….”BUILD A WALL AROUND OUR BORDERS”….that people are excited about…amazes me…but not really, the world is filled with idiots, and if I was American, I’d probably vote for TRUMP for the LOLZ…

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2016

04

Jan

Naked Woman Stripped and Tied to a Tree of the Day

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This is apparently a video of a woman, stripped naked and tied to a tree because her husband thinks she’s being unfaithful…

I am not sure what culture or country this is, all brown people look the same to me, but I keep thinking of every cheating slut in America was tied naked to a tree, or to a lamp post in cities, I’d get to see a lot more tits than I do walking down the street…something I’m missing in winter when everyone is bundled up…

As a feminist, who gives women the conduit to express their sexuality, I feel like this is pretty fucking disturbing…I mean really fucking disturbing….even if this was some kind of weird sex game…it is pretty fucking disturbing…but as someone who can appreciate the humor in everything, and who is so desensitized by everything, this is next level…

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2016

04

Jan

Victim Blaming Liziane Gutierrez of the Day

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Her name is Liziane Gutierrez. She’s apparently a Vegas stripper, who I guess works at the strip club the celebs go to, and in being the stripper to the celebs in Vegas, she probably gets invited back to their hotel suites, as dudes are perverts, and even if they can get everyday girls from the club, there’s something grimy as fuck about strippers that these people like.

I don’t understand it, because I hate strippers, but maybe that’s just because I can’t afford them and their money grubbing ways, or maybe it is because I don’t actually get non stripper girls willing to let me touch her tits, so that’s what I crave, or maybe these celebs think all girls, even other celebs, and models are whores…who knows…

Either way, these strippers all turn tricks on the side, and the celebrity sex is the highest paying because they like disclosure….so what we do know is that Liziane Gutierrez accused Chris Brown for punching her in the face in his hotel room, and now people are saying that she had issues with some other celeb, who I’ve never heard of named Jason Derulo, also a black singer, because I guess she’s got a specific market or audience.

Why can’t people just believe that rich black famous dudes beat strippers, especially those who were arrested for beating the fuck out of Rihanna..

I guess it’s easier to say the stripper, sex worker, is deserving, or delusional…but I think we’re all smarter than that…but then again, it’s a solid cash grab and a way out of being a stripper, maybe it will even be her own reality show of “stripper in america”…and really who cares, I’m more into seeing her famewhore, thirsty as fuck, stripper on social media ways…with her fake ass, tits and face…like all other social media strippers, some of whom aren’t even strippers…

People need to lighten the fuck up…and fuck everybody…