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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Dec

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini of the Day

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Katie Cassidy is Partridge Family David Cassidy’s daughter who may or may not be the product of pre-aids sex with a groupie, because when you’re on the Partridge family, you’ve got no choice but to bang out all the fans, when the drug addiction takes over after the show is cancelled, because people are fame whores and will still fuck David Cassidy today because of his Partridge family fame….so get on a hit show in any era and you can ride the shit out of it because he was their childhood, teen, early adult crush in a simpler, how interest rate, AMerican made oil crisis, TV dinner, horrible color schemes 1970s time…

When really they should want to fuck his daughter. that body is on point…

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2015

Dec

Laura Wells by Art Provocative of the Day

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I am not really well versed on Plus Sized models or the Plus Sized model industry, I just know it is massive…literally…and girls everywhere with pretty faces are flocking to it…because it’s the time to shine as a bigger girl….

Nothing wrong with that….all half naked vagina is good vagina, I am just not well versed in it, or on Plus Sized porn stars, or BBW porn…because it is not really a fetish of mine, I married a fat woman and she ruined fat girls, or big girls for me forever…they now terrify me…only because I though there would be premature death involved…ather than wiping the SLAG”s ass, because if I don’t no one will, and couches and bed sheets and my nose hate that….the lies the media tell us when it comes to fat…

I assumed that Sports Illustrated was the hub of the plus sized models, they had a corner on the market that they they pretend aren’t plus sized, even though they are much bigger than this model…

Her name is Laura Wells, and apparently she’s in the top 2 Australia plus sied models…and she doesn’t even look that big, she just has big boobs, which I guess in being plus sized, that’s the benefit….big tits to stare at and eat…along with eating…because they don’t need to starve themselves…and eating is fun…albeit expensive…..something anyone you know who bangs fat girls will brag about…”but dude…her tits are bigger than my head”…as a justification for banging a fat girl…

< =a href="https://www.instagram.com/iamlaurawells/?hl=en" target="_blank"> Laura Wells is not even a fat girl…I feel like calling her plus sized she just not a skinny, morbid, skeletal fashion model…is insane…and I am the first to call a girl plus sized…because making girls feel fat and inadequate helps me get sex…but I guess it is because she’s Australian and they have different standards seeing as they live on a beach and aren’t American diabetic fast food eating pigs…so she’s just slotted into the plus sized because of a formality, before actually plus sized with fat girls happened…even though there are girls on instagram in bikinis getting campaigns bigger than this….including Kylie Jenner.

But she does have tits…that our friend ART PROVOCATIVE got to shoot and share with us…and I love tits….

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2015

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence for Elle Malaysia of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence – in Elle Malaysia – in what we can safely assume are recycled images of Jennifer Lawrence because the Malaysian version of Elle Magazine is likely not that big of a business – with that big of a budget – to hire or produce this big of a photoshoot…but rather the mother company can just give them these pics instead since they own the global rights…

Now you probably don’t care why I am writing about this, or posting this, I am just saying I’ve probably already posted them…but will post them again, because she’s Jennifer Lawrence and I liked her nude selfies, some of her best work, better than any of her oscar awards she probably doens’t deserve but campaigned properly for because her management and agents need a money making star…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2015

Dec

Shanina Shaik in Boring Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day

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I hate….no, I fucking hate…bikini catalog pictures.

Her name is Shanina Shaik…and this is her being terribly fucking dull in efforts to sell bikinis for some random fucking brand…that probbaly paid her a ton of money…by taking boring fucking pictures of her.

I’m not saying that an ecommerce site should have a sprawled out, spread eagled, laying in the bottom of a shower, getting pissed on by 8 other bikini models, to be compelling and artistic…even a little porny…for people shopping for bikinis, trying to get a good look of the bikini and how it fits a body that is nothing like their body..

I am just saying, that fuck these are boring fucking pics…

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2015

Dec

Ellie Goulding VS Rita Ora UK Singing SLUTS for Instagram of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is a hipster UK popstar, which I guess takes away the hipster from her job description, but I guess she dresses like one, even though hipster as a concept and style is pretty fucking pop these days…and the real hipsters in the world are the homeless people…who actually don’t give a fuck…all covered in feces and urine…playing their instruments and doing their show on the street corner for some money for drugs and booze…while the fake hipsters are calculated, in the latest trends that make them look homeless, at a cost of 400 dollars a pair of jeans…

Well – she posted a bra pic, because I guess she’s having a battle for the hotter pics with her UK hipster counterpart, who you may know as Rihanna impersonator Rita Ora, who I know as “fucked her way to the top, not that she’s at the top, but people know who she is, thanks to her tits, and strategic sex”….

I don’t care who won, they’ve both fucking won…we’re the losers just lookin’ at them…

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2015

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Filtered for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Yes, Candice Swanepoel, despite being old in model years, played out in terms of Victoria’s Secret exposure, because the girl does campaign after campaign after campaign, where the brand really gets their money worth and pretty much have an exclusivity on her, in modern day slave ownership, that involved shipping her to America from South Africa, to pose half naked for a bunch of perverts selling panties, as her VS work accounts for 95 percent of her paid work and probably 75% of all images that exist of her…but she’s got this great body….a body that now looks like it was soaked in horse piss, really rich in uric acid, as Victoria’s Secret decided to take the Instagram filter approach to their branding….and I guess it makes her look golden and tanned…even vintage…all while rocking a hot body…so who really cares how these people style this nonsense…it’s all got the same outcome…a reminder of how basic we once were when capable of jerking off to this kind of content….

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2015

Dec

Some Santa in Philly Exposing her Ass and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Beats On Girl for Getting Period on the Floor

Miss World NZ does a War Dance

Space X Success….

13 Year Olds in Stolen Car – Try To Escape and Fail

Fireman on Fire Fails…

Mom Dog Saves her 4 Pups in a Flood in India

Pretty Shitty Accident

Chinese Cultural Police Patrol Street to Prevent Corrupt Capitalistic Culture from Polluting China – Like Sex in a Van

Guy Keeps Girl a Bitch on the Train

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2015

Dec

The Racist Kim K Emoji of the Day

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So Kim K released her own Emoji Keyboard…I am going to assume 3 million people bought them for 2 dollars a pop…emoji is the thing everyone is doing because the younger generation hates words, but trashy, played out, Kardashian trash with their middle fingers with diamond, Yeezy shoes, a polished pair of testicles, tooth whitened smile, or the cream covered peach and black card…..get’s there retard, pop culture point across….

There are also bubbles that say “basic”….and pot leafs….and a weird tit flash and stripper poles….cultural appropriation…if the culture she’s appropriating is mall brand commercial rap music…

You know take the girl who makes millions upon millions of dollars for being a spoiled rich kid, turn her “urban” because she’s married to a rapper and remind the world that everything is fucking Disney, even pulled down panties and the masses just eat it up…

The Kim k emojis need to punch themselves in their Caitlyn Jenner dick…..

I guess what I am saying is all I want for Xmas is for Kim K to die.

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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are really sensitive about Tranny jokes…

People are really offended by just the word Tranny…they prefer to be referred to as “it”….

It’s the new “rape culture”….where rape culture is the new “I got so drunk and fucked this dude and barely remember it so it must be rape”….

I wonder what would happen if I stood on the street corner dressed like Santa in black face saying you can’t rape a Tranny because they aren’t real girls…and that it is offensive for real girls to be objectified by the tranny man who has pegged them or defined them they way they have…without being women…

What I am saying is that Tranny as a concept is anti-feminist, it’s the patriarch infiltrating women, by saying and defining what a women is, despite having testicles…but those same feminists…you know the fighting feminists..are so PC that they have to accept and love Tranny despite it going against them…and they can’t deal with this and their head just explodes…

So we all fucking win in the end….

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Girls and their Huge Tits..
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Stoner Sloth’s of Australia
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Khloe Kardashian’s Booty for the Doctor…
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Farrah Abraham is Not Going to Adopt a Kid
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Jessica Lowndes is Posting Slutty Pics to Get Noticed….as an Instagram Model
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Americans Try Norwegian Christmas Food
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Jennifer Lawrence LEgs
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Some Fame Whore in Miami….Before the Instagram Model…There Was the paparazzi Whore
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R. Kelly on Sexual Assault…
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A Bunch of Fan Girls..
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The Top 10 Star Wars Gifts of the Day
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Bong Of the Day
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2015

Dec

stepLINK of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend was talking to an overly PC girl, which is every girl, about how my friend was almost raped by a dog….When I hit the the word rape…she fully shut down and couldn’t fucking process anything beyond it…it was like “system meltdown” and she couldn’t figure out if the word rape meant rape joke which is bad and derogatory to women, even if I was talking about dog rape, which could apply to men…or if rape meant the dictionary definition of rape….but when she heard rape..that was it…and she was out….

We are a people…who can’t handle hearing a word….

I guess she wouldn’t have been a good partner in my “go to church and pretend to be a retard in the back, masturbating and screaming every 30 seconds..all Downsy”….

People need to lighten the fuck up…

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Big Holiday Tits
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Miley and Pam Anderson Stupidity
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Phoebe Price is Bondage Reindeer
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Miss Universe Winner Under Fire
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Heavy Metal Star Wars Theme…
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Olivia Wilde is Still in a Bikini
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Fat Ass
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Lady Gaga Pasties
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Celebrities Who Support Trump
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R. Kelly Asked abotu Sexual Assault Allegations…
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American’s Try Norwegian Food
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Hot Selfies…
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Tina Fey Doesn’t need to Defend Jokes..
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Rihanna Good Cleavage without a Bra
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Kendall and Kylie Braless oN TV
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Kendall Jenner Cameltoe
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Kimmy Gibbler does Whip / Nae Nae Dance…What
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32,000 Dollar Flight to Abu Dhabi
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Miss Universe Bikini Pics
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Olivia Wilde Bikinis
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This is Gross..
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Fat Penthouse Model of the Day
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Bar Refaeli Panty Flash
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Tove Lo in a Skin Tight Leotard
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Make Any Glove Work with a Touch Screen
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25 Redneck Innovations…
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Bella Thorne’s Tits are Bigger
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Jessica Alba Survives LA Rainstorm
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Why Do People Drink Coffee
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6 Gross things you see Working at an Aquarium
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Miss Puerot Rico is an Islamophobe
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Emma Stone Pumping Gas
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The Weirdest Boxing Clip
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Karrueche in a Bikini
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Thigh Gaps! For Christmas….
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Dancer Loses Control and Tries to Strip Partner
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Memories of Lohan
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Balloon Burst Game Fail
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