I find the idea of getting excited about an instagram model being naked in some bullshit LA based magazine, that is hardly about editorial anything, and more about rich guys throwing parties and needing an excuse to get the hot girls in….impossible…

I find the idea of getting excited model, who’s entire existence is based on being naked or at least hanging out with rich guys in order to finance their lazy life of touring event to event like they fucking matter…pretty fucking boring.

I am sure with a little google, you can see every single one of these low levels, who may pretend they are bloggers, or swimsuit designers, or travel experts who get free hotel rooms for a plug on their repetitive, boring, lack of creativity but they have tits account….

I know at least one of these “Cover Girls”…is a bottle service girl, another who did bootleg playboy…that means not even the real Playboy, but the Playboy run by Pornhub, another is named Rocky Barnes and she converted to be Jewish to marry some rich dudes she has since divorced, the other is Sahara Ray who was some low level hipster with a Surfer dad and big tits, Jasmine Sanders I don’t fucking know and never head of, but she was in Love Magazine Advent earlier today and I said

“On Sunday…Jasmine Sanders…was the filler, probably fucking the producer, photographer, the people at Love Magazine…because I’ve never heard of her…or maybe she’s an instagram model sensation that the world fucking loves and I am just out of the look on, because I hate instagram and the instagram famous it has created…I’m ready for a new app to trick the world into making people billionaires..”

I stand by that…

Ellie Gonsalves dated a Jonas Brothers or some shit…or maybe she’s an “Australian swimsuit designer and three time Australia maxim cover girl”…shut the fuck up..

Rachel Cook is not Rachel Leigh Cook, but if she was she’d be more interesting…but I guess people find her interesting because she’s got 126,000 followers…thanks to posting butt shots and plugging teeth whitening products..

You get the idea, all the girls have over 100,000 followers and are eager…the guys behind it want to use their followers, who are all perverts, to grow their audience…basic marketing…and to get fucked by them, since rich guys like hot girls who take selfies all day, otherwise none of these girls would be financed or exist…

The only one worth noticing is Mel With a Rose…I like that one…I mean I don’t dislike any of these girls, I just find the whole thing so silly…brands thinking these people can sway me to buy anything beyond their tits…is just dumb and the fact there’s an insane ecosystem that is funded and these girls make 100k a month…blows my mind…it’s gotta end eventually…but tits have always got hits…

These are instagram models, in a bullshit nude photoshoot, for a magazine that isn’t a magazine, to attend parties for the magazines, to appease the rich guys who finance the magazine…like Ryan Seacrest and the Facebook twins…which is ok with me, I just call it out, I don’t actually care about why it happened, or even if it happened, but I’ll look at the instagram model tits, as their plight is nonsense, their relevance questionable, and their longevity a guaranteed no fucking way…

10 Covers for their 10th Issue using 10 Photographers and 10 Instagram models with over 100k followers…is I guess a recipe for success…

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