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2015

29

Dec

Daddy Issues Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day

Daisy Lowe is great and not just because she’s got tits…or because she’s turned those tits into hipster modeling before everyone was doing it…back before she had kids and was in her 30s…

Sure, she was able to leverage her dad who denied being her dad most of her life…until he got paternity tested…and her stepmom Gwen Stefani, causing strain on that weirdo relationship, that has since allowed her dad to go back to fucking real trannies…not just pop stars who look like one…

But she’s always had tits…tits that may not be as awesome today as they were back then when she was everywhere…but still tits…as tits remain until they get breast cancer and RIP….

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2015

29

Dec

Natalia Bulycheva is Some Model doing Ballet for Stolnick of the Day

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Natalia Bulycheva is some ballet posing model…because I guess that’s how communism works…and I love her…

I am just disappointed that she’s not on some mail order bride site, unless Stolnick magazine is a mail order bride site….I’m too lazy to check….and too busy trying to give my half retard brain some culture in a “so this is ballet, I didn’t see Black Swan lesbianism with Mila Kunis, and I don’t really hit up Nutcracker every year because I am no faggot.

When you think about flexible skinny chicks in leotards..all that dance and gay shit goes out the window…and becomes straight softcore communist Russia fetish porn….with articles of clothing that rub tits and pussy at the same time due to genius engineering….

The only thing to fear with Russian women, is that they are spies and killing machines…with Russian mobster boyfriends who will kill you, so it’s better to focus your Russian fetish on cam girls not magazine models living in Europe…..but you can follow their Instagram

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2015

29

Dec

Nadja Bender by Isa Jacob of the Day

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Her name is Nadja Bender – she is on INSTAGRAM where she does the majority of her work, with daily pictures of her face and her life, and 76,000 people, have passively followed her for the tits or in hopes of the tits, tits she constantly posts, because it’s the only modeling work she’s done over the years…..and that is assuming they aren’t paid followers, as these people do, because no one knows who Nadja Bender is…I DON’T KNOW WHO NADJA BENDER IS….maybe the name of her memoir should be “who is Nadja Bender”….but I do know I appreciate her, because she gets naked, and naked makes me care..enough…to notice…and I guess that’s what her, and really all these young models are trying to pull off…get naked, get work, people talk because men are pathetic little perverts who are easy to manipulate…

Yes, all these young models trying to pull off the EMILY RATAJKOWSKI SCAM are interchangeable…but this Bender is special…because they are the tits I’m staring at now..and I have little to no attention span so I take the tits in my face..let’s go on a bender with Bender…until our penises collectively fall off and society rejoices because we can’t reproduce….which is ok..because the only thing I want to reproduce inside is this hot model pussy….even though model pussy is usually hot from the rich guy herpes they got thinking it was a big break…and not just hot to look at…proceed with caution..

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2015

29

Dec

Romee Strijid in Underwear Dancing for Love Advent of the Day

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The Christmas spirit lives…

Christmas is over, but Love Magazine is so contemporary, so avant garde, so artistic, so edgy, so advanced, so cutting edge, so revolutionary…that they run their Christmas campaign through december…and their Christmas campaign has nothing to do with December, but it does have to do with girls dancing around in their underwear, even flat assed flat chested models like Romee Strijid, who unlike the other instagram models, is not some rich and famous person’s kid…but could be in her homeland of Netherlands, for all I know her dad is the best wooden shoe maker in all of the land of the ducth…not that doesn’t matter, since she’s tall, an actual model…

She walks for Victoria’s Secret, so that makes her better than the homeless girl you give 10 dollars to jerk off on….

I guess what I’m sayng is that at least Love Magazine is producing videos this week, cuz I sure as hell don’t feel like it…I’m much more into sitting…staring..judging poor craftmanship…

Posted in:Romee Strijid|SFW

2015

29

Dec

Shanina Shaik Ass in Bikinis of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is Australian…but her genetic breakdown, because you’re a racist and can’t look at a bitch for the level of elegance and sophistication and beauty she is…is a Lithuanian, Paki and Saudi….

Her vagina breakdown is Tyson Beckford and probably a lot of other people, who was up in it…and possibly the reason she exists as a model, but who knows or cares….because she’s instagram modeling…booty posing like a low hanging fruit seeking slut…and I love that in a woman trying to make it in the world…I love that talent and everything else is thrown out the window and it all boils down to how round the booty is..

We are moving in the right direction as a people…

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2015

29

Dec

Woman Walking Around New York with Tits Out And Other Videos of the Day

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Masturbating on the Bike

Girl Throws Hot Pot at the Restaurant

Man Washing Veg in the Sewer

Weird Way to Make Dog Run

Penis Worms to Throw Up To

Homeless Man of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

29

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was going to spend my day writing poetry while rubbing coconut oil all over my naked body…on skype for random tinder girls I feel a deep rooted emotional connection with…by licking their pussies…

But instead..I’m going to write blog posts like a tween girl pre-suicide…

Lucky us…

Here are some stepLINKS in the monring..

Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Tom Cruise is Selling his Scientology House…
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http://stepfatherpresents.com/?p=12267
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Matt Barnes Suspended…
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The X Files Reopened
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Lauren Cohan in Shape Magazine
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Some No Name Trash Named Michelle LEwin TOpless
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Weirdest Misheard Lyrics
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Girls in Selfies to Jerk Off To
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Mariah Carey in a One Piece
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2015

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to get girls to send you videos of them fucking their boyfriends or husbands, even ex husbands or ex boyfriends, has proven to be a challenge, because I guess sharing intimate moments, like having sex, is not quite like sending intimate moments like masturbation, and instead of being tease, is amateur porn, and no self respecting woman wants to be a porn star…even though deep down inside…all girls…even lesbians want you to jerk off to them….

I guess it’s not Christmas anymore and I shouldn’t expect much from anyone….good thing I spend my days chasing nudes rather than doing actual productive things like fucking or getting rich…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Fucking Tits…
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This Parrot is Sick of the Holidays
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Benedict Cumberbach as Doctor Strange…
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Some Sugar Baby Named ELena Satine in a Bikini in St Barts Because She’s a Gold Digger
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Ashton Kutcher Went to an Asian Massage Parlor – Even Though He’s Gay
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Cheesy Slut of the Day
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Myleene Klass in a Tight Dress
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The Best of Miley Cyrus Topless
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Casey Batchelor Nip!
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Jorgie Porter in a Bikini
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Thigh Gaps…
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Cara Delevingne Looking Hot as Fuck
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Doing a Hoverboard Handstand – Fail
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Courtney Stodden Without Makeup
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Jessica Alba’s White Outfit
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Maitland Ward’s DOughy Body in Bra and Panties
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Ferne McCann Fat Ass in a Bikini
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People Who have No Idea What Their Shirts Say
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Vladimir Putin is So fucking Russian
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Kourtney Kardashian Bent Over
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Grandma Tries Virtual Reality
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Kaley Cuoco from 2006
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Hot Chick from the UK with All her Teeth and Tan Lines
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Hilary Duff’s Big Fat Ass in Jeans
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China’s Secret Olympics
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Bethenny Frankel in a Bikini because She’s Old…
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Awkward Portraits from the 70s
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Cooking Fails
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Dakota Johnson is Boring in a Magazine
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Instagram Babe of the Day
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Stingray Gives Birth inside Boat
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The BEst Thigh Gaps of 2015
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In the Lady’s Room…
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Some Slut Dressed like a Nude Star Wars Character
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Big Girl Fight in the Bus…..
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Kyie Jenner Nipple Hack
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Get All the Porn You Need Here
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Hot Naked webcam babe
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Fat Girl Gets Accepted for Disability….Like Winning the Lottery! Fatty Wins!!
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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Hot Model on UK QVC
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

28

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Round Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s breast implants are clown-like…

These are tit tits that get paid millions of dollars a year to be put in a bikini..along with an average looking 35 year old face…

Yet they are so clown-like…

Just little round bolt ons she probably paid 5k for, making for a solid ROI, paid for themselves dozens of times over….

I’m not sure if the tits happened post baby deflated from all the milk sucking…or if she’s always had them…

I’m just not impressed when fake is celebrated or hired and paid stupid money…especially when fake is THIS fake…like circles drawn onto her…in a world where there are thousands of actual great tits better suited for the contracts she’s been milking, something she can’t do with her tits, since they are plastic, all these years…

Yes, I hate fake tits…

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2015

28

Dec

Chloe Grace Moretz in Snow in Heels of the Day

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She’s getting high concept….naked under a fur coat in heels in the snow…

I feel like this is a high school or even a junior college art project about the animalistic survival mechanism in nature contrasted with modern day luxury and the idea of beauty through nudity, heels and overall sex appeal….

Right? That’s what she’s going for right? Right?

I mean we’re all trying to jerk off to her skinny legs all vulnerable in the snow…needing one of us to shovel her out of the ditch she stuck in…only to repay us by spreading those legs….or bending over the the snowplow on the truck…in the most Canadian winter fantasy around….except in Canada, we were probably legally allowed to have vaginal sex with her when all of America fell in love with her, since 18 isn’t the legal age here…but I guess the fact that people couldn’t fuck her is part of why people like her…fucking perverts…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW