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2015

01

Sep

Ireland Baldwin is Fun and Topless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is pretty fuckin solid…and I am not just saying that because she’s 6 foot 3 and 180 pounds, I am saying it because she just gives off this vibe of relatively intelligent, but still dumb enough to want the fame and fortune, to make it on her own, in the world of modeling, the most vapid of fucking professions…

It’s like her parents are rich as fuck actors, she has all the resources she needs to do anything in life, even produce great movies that she writes herself, because she’s in the circle…but instead…she wants to be a fucking model…

What’s wrong with instagram, or this world, that these girls all want to be fucking models…when did modeling become more than just demonstrating the clothing you are going to buy, and turn into the most coveted profession…

There are so many more interesting ways to spend your day, and let’s face it, acting isn’t that much different than modelling, is her issue that she’s too tall to get cast in movies? I don’t know…

What I do know is that in her 18 year old identity crisis, from surf wife to interracial lesbian with an angry lesbian lover, to this dark haired titty flasher, I think she’s great…

Here are some other pics from her instagram…the only modeling she’s done, but not the only modeling she’s ever do…

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2015

01

Sep

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video Ignored by Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens of the Day

The one with the back tattoo and the double chin is Selena Gomez….

The one with the flowers in her hair is Vanessa Hudgens…

The one posing awkwardly, like she’s on set of some instagram shoot for her instagram, the only venue that really cares about her, even though she’s tried hard to be a real movie star, which in and of itself is pretty good for a set of tits from a viral music video, I mean most tits in Viral videos are forgotten…but these ones pushed it as hard as she could…

It’s like she’s went to troll these two famous chicks, by standing next to them, hoping to look like they are actually friends or like anyone actually cares about her or takes her seriously…for the photo opp…

Or maybe it was her way of saying “Omg, I’m so much hotter than these Disney Trolls, even though Disney told me I wasn’t good enough when I was 5 and auditioned”…always a fame whore…

The funny thing is that Selena and Hudgens are probably what Emrata idolized and got naked to be…

Either way, the whole thing…pretty fucking creepy….just trying to fit in…I’m onto you…tits from the Blurred Lines video..

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2015

01

Sep

Miranda Kerr Demonstrates Another Billionaire Trap of the Day

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If you demonstrate flexibility in your everyday life, the billionaire will factor that into your net worth, because every billionaire thinks “the more flexible the better”…or “just imagine what she can do to my dick”…and “do you think she can give me a blow job in that position”….and “of course she can, she is Australian, they are loose and she was married to a homosexual for 5 years when launching her career and increasing her stock price, she knows all the blowjob tricks from watching cabana boys and rent boys do it to him”…

Well maybe not that last part…

But what I do know is that billionaires like to buy Victoria’s Secret models, hundred millionaires like to buy Sports Illustrated models, and millionaires like instagram models where their worth reflects the “model” they gets following….and soccer players like Glamour models….and Kanye West like livestock…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2015

01

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits of the Day

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Jessica Simpson still has big tits…

Without them she would have nothing…..sure she’d still have a lot of money…..and a relevant late 90s pop career…but without them tits, I would have totally forgot who Jessica Simpson is or was….

I guess after bowing out of the pop music industry to sit on her billion dollar a year Walmart brand, because why tour and sing, when can just sit around and eat you face off, until Weight Watchers steps in with a legal team to make you drop the weight..to fulfill your contract….you might as well showcase those tits when you are obligated to go out of the house…because that’s what people want..not your cheesy, Christian friendly, vanilla bullshit….the tits, it’s always been the tits…because we love blondes with big tits..it’s in our DNA…it’s what makes America…America..

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2015

01

Sep

Bar Refaeli’s Pre-Marriage Ass of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is getting married…or just got married….I know, shocking, a Jewish girl who turned 30 this year getting married..

I know Jewish girls, not all from Israel, but from all over North America, and by 28 it’s like their Marriage clock turns on and they go out there and find an eligible Jewish husband to have a family with, it’s like pre-28, all the Jewish guys and girls are just playing around, partying, traveling the world, fucking non-jews…all night long…I’m talking to your Leo….but as soon as 28 hits, it’s like lock down and get serious…

But not too serious to show the world her ass…because she’s still got an ass…she’s getting married, sure, but Ashley Madison teaches us one thing, and that is that there is Hope that Marriage is no the end, even if it feels like it is as it rapes our fucking souls…

That said, I’ve always found Bar Refaeli overrated and boring…

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2015

01

Sep

Camille Rowe by Jason Lee Perry of the Day

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Camille Rowe’s pussy is an ashtray…but her tits make that OK….the kind of model tits from france that I assume like anal as all french girls do…and really all girls do…that would make me eat that cancer…and happily have cancer like Michael Douglas…because it’s better than the pussy I’m eating back home…

This is an old pic by Jason Lee Perry, he’s a good photographer, not that that means anything…

If you don’t like that and I have no idea why you wouldn’t like that…other than that you’ve seen them before because they are old…

Here’s Hailey Clauson for Grazia by James Macari…not because it has anything to do with Camille Rowe’s tits or ashtray pussy, but because she doesn’t deserve a post of her own, and because her claim to fame, or introduction to the modeling industry is when she sued Urban Outfitters and Jason Lee Perry for sexualizing her while her dad was on set and she was 17….we call that a cash grab since she’s gone on to post half naked for money..and for free….a cash grab she got playing victim card…

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2015

01

Sep

Kate Hudson’s Greasy Cum Face of the DAy

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Little knows fact….Kate Hudson has had sex with everyone…at least everyone in New York or LA worth having sex because she’s into filling her empty soul through her vagina..

I am not a slut shamer, even though girls like to think I am a slut shamer, for calling them out for being sluts, not because I think there is anything wrong with that, but because I hate humanity and feel like if a girl feels the need to have 100 dicks in her, she’s clearly overcompensating, or craving some kind of love or attention that she can only get through her pussy…

It’s like these idiot feminists know catch phrases…”Patriarchal Society”…”Equity in pay scale”….”slut Shaming”….etc etc….but they don’t realize that they are being oppressive in their own right, shitting their garbage at us, when all we are doing is stating facts..

You see, I genuinely don’t care how many dicks any broken girl takes. It doesn’t matter to me. I don’t care if bitch has AIDS or herpes, or if she cries on those nights she’s alone because she hates being alone…I love sluts…but to identify a slut is not to shame a slut…

That’s some philosophy for you, while I stare at years and years of cum glazed on Kate Hudson’s face to give her that youthful face that makes people, or at least one person, Owen Wilson try to kill himself….

It is really pronounced when she starts sweating under it…

Here are some recent paparazzi pics of her…I guess she’s promoting a movie…

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2015

01

Sep

Britney Spears Toe Sucker of the Day

Apparently, Britney Spears is saying “Men Frankly, Can Suck My Fucking Toe”….

But that’s not what I’m hearing…

Maybe it has something to do with having looped in 10,000 times, that it has become just weird distorted noise, that has sucked me into some wormhole, that is hypnotizing me into what I assume is a catatonic state, maybe this is what her family uses on her when they Josie and the Pussy cant us with her music, while keeping her medicated and confuses…seriously, whatever this vortex is, it’s therapeutic but I guess Britney talking about sucking or being sucked…brings me pleasure…all these years after being taken advantage of and still being taken advantage of, mid 30s mom in lingerie…

I’m just amazed she managed to formulate words and that her mic was on….

Now If only she was saying “I want you to cum inside me and forever be taken care of like I was your mommy”…..

That’s more my fetish these days..You see Britney needs saving but she’s rich, I actually need saving…cuz I’m not…

Either way, it’s safe to assume this is Britney Crying for help…

Here she is being a mermaid..

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2015

01

Sep

French Girl Got Knocked Up in Australia on One Night Stand and is Searching for her Baby Daddy – I Call Fake and Other Videos of the Day

They Say this is a Husband Beating His PRegnant Wife….Because She Didn’t Make Dinner for Him…What?

Russian Photographer Captures Footage of a Bear

Some Back to School Shopping

Horse Fucks Up Rider…

Freaky Snapping Turtle Head After Being Brutally Murdered

Insane Motorcycle Accident….at 1:40

Car VS Scooter

Man VS the Guy Who Killed His 3 Year Old Daughter

Fight in the Hood…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

01

Sep

Jessica Alba’s Whoring Herself Out for Socks Now of the Day

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Jessica Alba is the fake CEO or president or whatever of some massive billion dollar company called Honest, that she is slated to make 200 million dollars from when it goes public, which doesn’t include all the money she’s made up until this point, or any of the other ventures she has put money into that are less publicized, or really any of the money that Honest has paid her as a salary to show up everyday and pretend to work…

So what I’m saying is that Jessica ALba is already richer than God, but not quite as rich as Zuckerberg or the other dot com billionaires, however…she’s still peddling bullshit products as ad campaigns that make her look like a cheap, desperate instagram model…whether it is for coconut water or her Husband’s sock company, the whole this is ghetto bullshit, nor matter how much money she makes off it, she’s already got a ton of fucking money…

She can’t be doing this for money…but then what is she doing it for…

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I think we should boycot Jessica Alba and her greedy money grubbing…so unfollow her now…thanks..

Now you can all laugh at my zero impact approach to life as I haven’t won one person over to actually take a stance with me…

I’d be a terrible cult leader, but ALba…that bitch is good…

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