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2015

11

Dec

Naked Models for i-D Magazine Winter of the Day

i-D magazine is some hipster, that isn’t really hipster, because real hipsters don’t identify with hipster marketed shit, but rather are too hip being hip to notice….while the people who dress like hipsters, who are eager for what’s cool, what’s next, what’s trending…with their shapeshifting style depending on what cool, is actually the market for this VICE magazine owned fashion, and I use that word loosely, because fashion in and of itself is a fucking lie…no different than the mall brand products…they are trying to shun with their “design”…and marketing..

Doesn’t matter…

What matters is that this hipster fashion movement for the try hard posers…feature nudity, because it is the now…and they use weird looking models like Lexi Boling, Cayley King, Stella Lucia & Erin Mommsen…in some low grade concept, flat chested titty shoot…

Good enough for me.

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2015

11

Dec

Isabeli Fontana for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana was at one point a child model, making a lot of photographers, including the people at Victoria’s Secret, some low level Roman Polanksis….telling a half naked 16 year old to spread her legs more….

It’s typical of these imported models, who have been pretty much given to their agents from their parents to make it in America, to just do what they are told…

So from a young age, she’s been taking direction and is open to getting naked, making her interesting, even in her old mom years, because you know that ingrained in her personality and work ethic is a girl who will do what she’s told…for money…to please her team…and clients…

Much like a hooker, but positioned as a model..clever scam they have going on…

Here she is in Marie Claire Brazil…because she’s Brazilian. It all makes so much sense…

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2015

11

Dec

Gisele Bundchen Talks About Herself for Chanel of the Day

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Ex Victoria’s Secret model and Athlete Wife made something like 6 million dollars last year and notfrom being on payroll from her husband, you know sugar babying, and not from stock options in Victoria’s Secret, and not from the Brazilian tranny sex trade, but rather from working for Chanel pretending to surf in a video…that went extremely viral and not because her face is hard and looks like Celine Dion..but because when you spend 6 million dollars on something – it better fucking go viral…

I guess this is the follow-up, the last line item in her talent contract and obligations to get that final check…and it’s pretty fucking lame…

It’s her talking about herself, someone no one gives a fuck about, I mean do Chanel shoppers aspire to live the Gisele life, she’s not even Glamour, she’s a panty model…it’s just fucking weird…but if you’re like me, you appreciate listening to these models talk about themselves, because it reminds you why you hate them…

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2015

11

Dec

Elle Brittain by Cameron Hammond of the Day

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Elle Brittain is amazing, and not just because she got mad at me for doing a post on her declaring my love for the world of low level instagram models…because it allows people like me to find gems like this…which I think was pretty nice of me..it’s saying “Hey check out Elle Brittain, she’s a fucking nobody, but she gets naked for free and may become a somebody, because she’s fucking hot”….right…

I probably went into a bit more detail about how I wanted to taste her unshowered asshole, as I do…but I just see that as flirting…with no need to get mad…we’re all in this together and let’s do this together…you know a rat race where the odds are against us…or at least let me watch while you do it…because I’m lazy….

The point of the story is that I want to eat her unshowered ass, because she’s perfect, going places, the next Emrata, which isn’t saying much more than “she has good tits and really doesn’t need any talent beyond that…because the world likes good tits…”…

I love Elle Brittain…and I don’t care how much she hates me….I want to be the Monkey on her Shoulder…or eating her ass while she’s sleeping…cuz that’s the only way I’ll really ever feel or find love…

Posted in:Elle Brittain|SFW

2015

11

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio is the Love Magazine Advent Calendar Star of the Day

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So Love Magazine’s Christmas Advent Calendar that has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas because Christmas is a dated, Christian based holiday and if you’re white and Christian in this world you don’t matter, you’re just a fucking racist…mainstream fuck…when everyone knows it’s way more hip to participate in more obscure and politically correct holidays…like the Winter Solstice…connecting to our Pagan roots…

Day 11, for December 11, much like the chocolate you used to pull out of your cardboard Advent Calendar, celebrating 2 weeks until Christmas….is Alessandra Ambrosio in an American Bikini, rolling around on an American Flag…as a Brazilian model…for a British magazine…because America is what made this bitch matter…or at least afford the life of luxury through her modeling / sugar babying..

She looks fine, it’s hard to get excited by this kind of thing…but it’s here…so watch it….

Via LOVE MAGAZINE

Ambrosio was also at some event, because this video was probably shot months ago, and she was showing off her tit, so that happened…and you can see the rest of the pics… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Love Magazine|SFW

2015

11

Dec

Naked Woman Climbing on Cars and Other Videos of the Day

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Pervert Filming Up Women SKirts

Chef Hacks His Female Co Worker…What The Fuck

Aboriginal Fighting

Guys Beat Gas Station Clerk

Truck VS Train

Female Store Worker Deals with a dude

Crazy Guy Dangling from Crane

Walmart Shopper Tries to Steal Police Cruiser

Weird Insurance Scam Fail

Roof Collapse!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night…wasn’t getting drunk and eating burgers at 4 am with 3 20 year old models with huge tits I met on tinder….you know babes who wanted me to eat their burgers while they ate each other’s burgers and by burgers I mean burgers..not the vagina kind…but the burger kind…perverts..

The highlight of my night was that my wife wasn’t snoring when I got home, and she always snores…making me think she was dead and I was free….but I’m not that lucky…it was just a 50 second apnea bout…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Wet Babes
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Did You Call Shia LaBeouf
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Bella Haadid for The Weeknd
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Elders React to Star Wars Trailer
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Automatic Lego Cookie Icing Machine
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El Chapo VS ISIS
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Rugged Bitch Named Frenchy Topless…
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Paige Elkington is Naked for Purple Magazine
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Condom Challenge in Slow Motion!
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Reese Witherspoon on a Jog
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Mirror Selfies…
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Patrick Stewart’s Stomach
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French Canadian Slut of the Day
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Historical Myths People Still Believe
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2015

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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My latest troll is posting on any random girl on facebook’s wall…something along the lines of

“how many people have you slept with now, I know of 15, but there’s gotta be more”…

It goes over real well…

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Ben Afleck’s Ed Hardy Tattoo on his Back
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Posh Spice – Tight Top
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Khloe Kardashian – The Monster One – Took a Butt Selfie
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25 Million Dollars was Spent on this Garbage Fucking Movie…
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Anchor Damage
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Arianna Grande Looks Like a Monster
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Danica McKellar’s in Tight Pants
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Shia LeBeouf is Taking Your Calls
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Jared Leto is Suing TMZ over Taylor Swift
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El Chapo Takes on Isis
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Kristen Cavallari’s Brother was Found Dead
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Sluts of the Day – Sluts
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Learn to Unicycle in 2 Hours and 38 Mins
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Lea Michele has a New face
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Elsa Pataky Thong Ass
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Lara Pulver Nude in Da Vinci’s Demons
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Baby Elephant Doesn’t Want To Get Out of the Bath
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scientologist in leather
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Dubstep Christmas Light Show for the Cheesy Fucks Who Listen to Dubstep
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Ashley Benson at some Photo Op of the Day
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Chiara Caselli Naked in My Own Private Idaho
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Christina Milian Hard Nipples
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Topless Power Ranger
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Jennifer Lopez Big Booty
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Big Fucking Tits….
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Selena Gomez – the Instyle Hard Nipple Pics
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Ashley Tisdale’s Broken Face at an Event
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Yves St Laurent Selling the Most Expensive Tuxedo Shirt Ever
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Karlie Kloss in Leggings
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Vintage Pubic Hair!
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Alexis Ren in a Wet Shirt
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People Fucking Love Patrick Stewart’s Topless Pics
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Titty GIFS
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Girls Having a Twerk Off!
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CAM GIRLS WHO GET NAKED FORQ FREE
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Throwback Thursday – Kim Kardashian Getting Fucked
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1982 Naked Linda Blair
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Chloe Kan has Stupid Fake Tits
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Topless Micaela Schaefer Pics
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Very Tight T-Shirts
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She’s Not Very Religious – Is She
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Hairy Hippie Orgasm
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Throwback Thursday – Farrah Abraham Porn
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Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
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Random Tumblr Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

10

Dec

Naomi Campbell’s Nipple at Madonna’s Party of the Day

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Sounds pretentious – because it is…

Naomi Campbell long, luxurious, nipple…..or really her full tit – pulled out of her shirt – leaving a Madonna Party and the only thing it is missing is an angry Naomi Campbell having some kind of rich bratty model tantrum, either throwing things, or punching things, as she’s been known to do..

YOu see, I like my models to have massive fucking egos, at least at the Naomi Campbell level of models, and I like seeing them assert yourself…

I’m so used to Instagram models pulling the same kind of shit, and it’s just not as cute, luxurious or warranted as this…even if the self absorbed instagram model thinks it is…

Point of the story is…hot nipple..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Naomi Campbell|SFW

2015

10

Dec

Selena Gomez Tits for Christmas of the Day

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Selena GOmez is my favorite pre-marital sex Catholic Mexican girl..who probably has no soul, thanks to her mom selling her off to the entertainment industry, but she does have conviction and day after day she goes out there to be a pop singer…like she was Taylor Swift…despite having never done one single hit that anyone beyond a bunch of 12 year old girls who liked her because she fucked bieber…could stomach…the same 12 year old girls she’s saying “hey look at my tits, the media loves my tits, I got them when I was undergoing the lowest dose of Chemo, which has been a great sympathy card to play, as Cheemo makes people think of dying kids”….when really the only thing dying about her, is any dignity she may have as a perfomer…you know as the realization that she’s not ever going to be a huge pop star and that she should go back to TV acting… slowly sets in….

I guess the takeaway from all this is that people still love talking about tits…thank god.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW