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Sabrina Carpenter’s Shapewear Lets Her Down of the Day

Jay-Z’s Rihanna Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down of the Day

Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day

Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2015

Dec

Josephine Skriver for David Bellmere of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a test tube baby…created in the labs..by her “dad” a homo biologist and her mom a lesbian I assume works at the Victoria’s Secret head office in Ohio….and volunteered to be the front of this creepy experiment that would make sense for Victoria’s Secret to finance…because if you can build a model, not only does it feed your God Complex, but if you scale it out, can be cost effective…

Sure the first one is 100,000 dollar project, but once you get an assembly line going, you can probably pump out a mode for 100k or less, far more affordable than paying these girls 100k per campaign…and hell you don’t need to hose or feed them, just chain them to a lamp post like an old bike…robots…easy…

This is a pic on instagram by David Bellmere, who I still think is one of the better photographers out there…

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2015

Dec

Gigi Hadid has Shitty Legs of the DAy

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Here’s GIGI Hadid pretending to be taller than she is, with the most ridiculous high heels, that probably make her look like she’s 5 foot 9, like when they Put Tom Cruise in platform shoes in movies, so that the female costar doesn’t overpower his homosexual, scientologist, masculinity…

So if you’re wondering why Gigi Hadid has shitty legs, seeing as she’s this model….who is an “it girl”…in every fucking campaign…

It’s that she’s not an actual model, but an instagram person positioned better than most instagram models due to money and fame whoring parents…

So don’t expect model legs here…they are instead just legs that starve themselves trying to be a model…and I don’t find it sexy at all…and I love legs…which may be why I don’t find it sexy…because I know good legs when I see them, not knobby knees trying to disguise themselves as good legs…

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2015

Dec

Britney Spears is Erotic to Me of the Day

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Britney Spears is still a magical creature….

She gives me hope with that “If I even had kids, I’d want to exploit the fuck out of them, so that they make me millions at the expense of their childhood, only to figure out a way to make her lose her mind at 19, so that I can keep ownserhip on her, if you have a crop yielding farm….you don’t sell it until it stops”….concept of parenting..

Something that books should be written on…”how to whore your kids out”….but that no one will ever write it, as they like to pretend they aren’t whoring out their kids, as they cash they checks…

So Britney Spears is more than just a mom in a sports bra…she’s more than a performer with a legacy….she’s more than a Vegas show…and she’s more than a human…she’s an inspiration to parents everywhere…a case study, if you will.

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She’s also in a white Dress:

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2015

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Naked Cover of the Day

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Miranda Kerr continues her trapping of a billionaire lesson…this time with a nude cover for Harper’s Bazaar Australia…

I already posted MIRANDA KERR WHORING today…

I don’t know how much more Miranda Kerr I can handle, because even when she was a low level, or even at her peak as a Victoria’s Secret model, I found her uninteresting…so this sugar baby version of her…remains dull at best…

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2015

Dec

Kylie Minogue Hanging Out With Herself of the Day

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Kylie Minogue is posing with herself…I am not too sure which on is the wax figure and not just because I am too busy wondering if the vagina is built into it, or more importantly if the vagina is self lubricating, but because Kylie Minogue is this weird phenomenon who has been working since the 80s, but who doesn’t age, making me think she’s a fucking AI or a Robot…or a modern version of a sex doll….she’s even survived CANCER…which could be attributed to her scientists who made her readjusting her DNA…

You see if you’ve ever seen an Australian in her 30s, you’ll know…at 30…their faces pretty much melt into weirdness…thanks to the sun…

But this one…is still so youthful…weird..but what’s weirder is that I’d still fuck her if she was a burn Victim…flesh melting and dripping everywhere…because she’s been a constant source of “I’d fuck that” throughout my adult life…

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TO SEE HER OUT AND ABOUT…. CLICK HERE

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2015

Dec

Eliza Dushku’s Bikini of the Day

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Eliza Dushku is some 90s babe – who I guess got bored of trying to live the normal life back in Boston, you know doing the whole college thing at 35, in effort to say “fuck you hollywood and rich athlete boyfriends”…in a “I’m going to do this on my own, with my millions, for real though”….

In doing that going to class, maybe even joining a sorority, interacting with 20 year olds, she’s pretty much fitting right in, posting the bikini selfies…like this was Spring Break, since one thing young people know is…bikini selfies…w

But you can’t be too sure, celebrities do this shit too, as fame whoring is all part of what she’s known the last 1.5 decades….

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2015

Dec

Rihanna’s Samsung Ads Push Limits and are Amazing….of the Day

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This is a more interesting approach to the Holiday Advent calendar…but more importantly it’s a pretty intresting approach for a brand like Samsung to get behind this dark, made for the internet, all fetishy and dark….project…

These videos aren’t even hitting a million views, which is insanity considering this is Rihanna, an A list artist who people love…and I’m not quite sure why, because tehy are some of the best videos I’ve seen produced by a celebrity for the sake of a campaign pretty much ever…and I’ve been doing this for a long fucking time…

I guess, it just takes an “artist” who doesn’t give a fuck because she makes more money than the Island she’s from collects in taxes each year…and realizes the candy coated bullshit that these brands pay millions of dollars on, can actually have some concept, depth or erotic tone…

Ya know what I mean…if you don’t just check out what Taylor Swift is doing for the holiday campaigns she’s plugging…

How do these have less than a million views…and they’ve been online for more than a week…makes zero sense, they’re gold…

ANIT Diary – Room 2-

ANIT Diary – Room 3-

ANIT Diary – Room 4

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2015

Dec

Topless Feminist Stage Show Nonsense of the Day

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This video is called – Fertility Cult as/is NOT A “CHILL” GIRL…it is laughable…

You may not know what a fertility cult is….But you know these annoying, intellectual, take themselves too damn seriously in a quest for change in the inequality of the world, because they have nothing better to do, so they do it topless and in underwear in run down lofts for their likeminded, usually college aged friends…in what is so obviously stupid, pointless, but you know the person running it things this is some higher message that needs to be said…it’s just fucking laughable…

This what they wrote about it on YOUTUBE…obviously the artist statement is a fucking novel of nonsense…these people like to talk…..be heard and apparently play the recorder topless on stage covered in period blood…

I am going to assume this took all of 4 minutes to put together…with a 10-15 dollar budget…and if people are out there encouraging this as a practical approach to feminism…or equality in the patriarchy…without realizing this girl is a hack…you’re an idiot..

This piece was performed at Bohemian Grove for the 1st, of hopefully many!, Goddess Parties on Oct 7th 2015. Not a Chill Girl is a continuation of Fertility Cult that attempts to destroy the seperatness of body-music body-emotions private-public ritual-performance narrative-scripture and the taxonimization of ways we move through the world and the inter dimensions . These are MaMa musicals, MaMa as a methodology of sublimating and transcending, transmuting fathers, gods, masculinity and our subordination to them through a total embrace of the repressed irrational divine chaotic (as in the everything is) feminine.

There’s more….because they don’t know how to shut up..

This piece specifically was a public healing of my own subordination to the Manopticon (the male gaze, public approval, the haunting chains of truama) in a public setting which defies western psychiatric notions of when and where the proper place to process our shit is (conceivably inside a doctors office, or in the rewired neurons in our brain via pills and ECT and not in the basement of a show house in new york city) and how to do it which is a methodology of She-manic De-maning. Through reconnecting to myself i am more capable to reconnect to others and so i call to all other Chaotic Witches who bring love into death aka NOT CHILL GIRLS so that we can all heal together and destroy patriarchal alienation from our magic which is everything.

This is amazing….

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2015

Dec

7/11 Shopper and Other Videos of the Day

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Pogo Stick Faceplant

Christmas Shopping of the Day

Racist Dude Films Dude Sitting Next to Him TO Imply Terrorism…

Naked Girl Walks into a Church…

Hostage Taker – Offs Himself…

Women Arrested for Sex with her Nephew

Store Owner VS Robbers Uses Walking Stick

Machete VS Stick Fight

Horny Pomeranian…

Couple of the DAy – Arrested at the Strip Club

Chick Fight!

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2015

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Day 9 for Love Magazine of the Day

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In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, where she’s both the pimp and the whore. she’s taught us a few things…

The first is that you need to get out of your relationship with some has been actor, and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…

The second is to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you have work…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

The third is to pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….and the last thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…

I guess Love Magazine Advent Calendar was the perfect…outlet for Miranda Kerr, you know it comes out before Christmas shopping, so Snapchat (worth 16 billion dollars)….is probably going to be extra nice the more guys jerk off to her, because clearly he wasn’t looking for a virgin.

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