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2015

17

Nov

Miley and her Pipe of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of herself sucking on some pipe…some blunts…and just looking like she’s been masturbating…in what I call taking an avrage looking skinny girl…and turning her into a product marketed to suburban hipster 12 year olds…while getting her naked, keeping her eddy and controversial, like she was a new age Madonna, because that’s what the TUMBLR crowd want..

We can all agree…those were a good excuse to post the pics of her sucking a dildo again, because that’s really the only reason I posted her bullshit social media weridness that’s contrived and try hard…while these terry pics…are worth staring at…I’m still not over them

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2015

17

Nov

Maggie Duran is the Topless Instagram Model of the Day

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Her name is Maggie Duran…she’s a bit of an instagram model – so let’s call this whore what she’s been working on….and that’ @Maggiedurann ….

Now I don’t know @Maggiedurann….so maybe I’m an asshole in assuming that she’s some narcissist show off who thinks she deserves to be in front of the camera…

Or that she’s trying to become famous, or at least famous enough to get dudes with money to make her babies…

Because it’s the dream…everyone wants that fame for nothing…and in some cases..like in @Maggiedurann’s case..they’ll get naked enough for it..

Making her pretty fucking amazing…the kind of Christian who puts her tits out there for everyone to see…because it’s just tits, the tap of life for babies everywhere, and not a fuck video..

I believe the fame whore, social media whore, instagram model movement is dead, it’s boring…but I guess as long as the low levels are putting their tits out there for “art”..there’s still value to what they do…beause we like tits…and need girls showing them…

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2015

17

Nov

Kira Kosarin is Fun Jailbait of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is the new Jailbait to pay attention to. Unfortunately for the real perverts, she’s already 18, so there’s not going to be a build up of her being slutty for attention knowing she’s 17, before turning 18, and fading into obscurity, she’s more the “Here I am, I’m 18, and I’m half naked, because my body is insane, look at it, it’s insane right”…

Right.

She’s from Florida, which seems to be the hub for these stage parents, I guess it’s either meth, bathsalts or sell my whore daughter to the industry for Jesus people…and she’s known for having a youtube channel and being on Nickelodeon, who love girls with Youtube Channels…because it helps them stay relevant.

Here’s some of her snapchats/instagram/ look at me pics…

Posted in:Kira Kosarin|SFW

2015

17

Nov

Drunk Woman VS Security Guard and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple Have Sex Under a Tree…on the Sidewalk

Bat has a Bath

Psycho Kicks Disabled Man Down Stairs

Dude Harrassing Homeless Guy – Gets a 1 Punch Knockout

Topless Femen Chicks I wnat to Fuck

Homeless Sex at the Dumpster

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Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

17

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s hard to have sympathy for a celebrity who had no respect for AIDS getting HIV, in a world where kids can’t even get AIDS meds because they were born with AIDS. Fuck Charlie sheen’s HIV…he will pay you if you do

HIV in 2015 is a boring scandal…. Especially when the person looks like HIV….I feel bad for the girls who will no longer be getting paid hush money…those unsavory and insipid types…and their extorting cash grabs from rich dude who have secrets..

I thought sex was about love, mutual respect, romance….and discretion…not paying people to not talk…

That said, I am more Charlie Sheen viral…than Gangnam Style viral…

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Hot Girls in Sports Bras….
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Charlie Sheen’s Paid Millions To Keep People Quiet
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John Cleese on How they Sold Monty Python to the BBC
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Sluts at an Event Being Sluts
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Jennifer Lawrence on a Horse…
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Slut in a Bikini
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Sexy Pics of the Day
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Saudi Arabia Hail River..
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Farrah Abraham a the Sex Convention…
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Grls With Nice Eyes…
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2015

16

Nov

StepLINKS of the DAy

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I would say that with world war III looming, that none of this hollywood babe shit really matters…but I guess it doesn’t take world war III to remind us that none of this shit matters…I’ve been saying none of this shit matters since I started the site…and it turns out that none of this does matter…and really none of what anyone does matters…even doctors…people still die…people still kill…so if you can’t be fucking all day, you might as well be looking at overpaid bitches who wouldn’t fuck you even if you offered them their day rate…because really what else is there…

Here are some stepLINKS

SO Many Thigh Gaps..
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New York Cop VS Magazine that is Honoring Caitlin Jenner as the WOman of the Year…in an Interesting Story
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Some Chick from some Band Says Tattoos are Poisoing Her…
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Gwen Stefani’s Nanny Milking Her New Found Fame
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Kourtney Kardashian Tits in a Sweater Like a Whore Sister of a Whore
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Kat Torres in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Looks Fit as Fuck
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Jessica Alba at an Event
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Ben Affleck’s Nanny – Is Living in the Bahamas….
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Dei Lovato in a Black Dress
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Huge Fucking Tits
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JJ Watt is Up at 3 AM Doing Squats
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Penguins Try to Escape
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Slut of the Day
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Katharine McPhee -> Open Back -> Some Cleavage -> Who Cares…
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Madonna Looks Tired…
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Scary Braless Chick
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Angry Mom VS Katy Perry’s Dad
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Kim Garner Has Skinny Legs
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Rihanna Braless and Amazing
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Amber Rose is a WHore
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Dad Films his Vacation Backwards
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Lauren Pope Bra
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Grabbing Feet on the Freeway
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Carrie Fishers and what I hope is her Daughter
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Emmy Rossum in a Tight Dress…
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Star Wars Sell Out for Verizon
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Jorgie Porter Takes a Shower
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Amber Rose has a Huge Ass
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Amber Rose Fat Ass
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Katy Perry Huge Tits
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Moschino Milks their Barbie Co-Brand…with this Terrifying Commercial
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Vintage Movie Nudity with Doris Durani from a Movie Called Carmela
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Drew Barrymore Sells Offensive France Pillows
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Cat Trolls Dog
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Nicole Minetti Bikini Booty
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Jorgie Porter is Amazing
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Some Sturdy Girl with a Footbal Smoking Weed
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Ronda Rousey Predicted her Defeat
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Topless at the Gym
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Cute Anal Training…
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Hand Warmer of the Day
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Hot Naked Girls in Bed Together
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2015

16

Nov

Christina Milian Nipples at a Disney Event of the Day

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Christina Milian, the Cuban American you may or may not have masturbated to when she was first coming up, is an interesting breed of famewhore…

Her first major job was on Disney’s Mickey Mouse club a bunch of decades ago, so this appearance at a Disney event is like things coming full circle…and in that time away from Disney, she launched a singing career with one of the sleaziest videos….only to land a rich husband, make a baby,…and show the people of Disney what being a good parent who is launching a new album and desperate to be in the news…is about…and that’s done with see through shirt and nipples…since you can’t breast feed without nipples and you’re not a good mom without breast feeding…and when you’re played out, botoxed up, you can’t really get too far without having nipples..

All this to say…seems appropriate…but as far as I’m concerned – when nipples are involved, it’s always appropriate. I’m feminist like that!

TO SEE MORE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

Here’s her BOTOX face on snapchat…

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2015

16

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Shows off her Panties Mound of the Day

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I think with all that is going on in the world, with all this hate, gender confusion, slut shaming…ISIS attacks, innocent people getting killed, we should focus on what is actually important and that is Jennifer Lawrence…

These pictures are from last week, pre-ISIS attacks on Paris, so she didn’t know she’d be taking focus away from World War III, but I guess she felt when at an appearance for a movie that 100s of millions of dollars were pumped into, and that she makes 100s of millions of dollars being in, because let’s face it…she deserves it…she decided to flash what looks like panty covered pussy mound…a rare breed of mound…but not really…

I prefer he vagina when she’s on all fours and she’s spreading her ass apart…in selfies they leaked…but this spy pervert shit is a good enough distraction for me…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2015

16

Nov

Kate Upton Flashes Her Bra To Distract from her Belly of the Day

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Kate Upton knows one thing about how the world works and that one thing is that the world fucking loves huge tits…

The world’s love for huge tits is the only reason she exists, and with her huge tits, the world has ignored the rest of her that is big…from her back to her awkward shaped hips…something that she really grew into as she filled out…after making it as a model…all while confusing the world…into a “how is she a model”…before being replaced by another rich kid, GIGI Hadid, who doesn’t have stupid huge tits, but who is now what Kate Upton was….

So I guess she’s up to her old, because she’s old, washed up and boring…but still getting work because Hollywood sticks to the people they know…tricks…and she’s busting out tit getting out of a car…in hopes no one notices her gunt…so clever….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

16

Nov

Famous Girls at some Baby2Baby Event of the Day

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“Baby2Baby provides low-income children ages 0-12 with diapers, clothing and all the basic necessities that every child deserves.”

It is some Jessica Alba is on the board of this charity….and it seems like other famous people come to their events, to put them on the map at shitty red carpet events…

So other than the Eagles of Death Metal concert on Friday, this seems to be the worst fucking event of the weekend…and here are links to the vagina that attended, because you like vagina…

Selma Blair’s Huge Tits….

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Ashley Benson Huge Tits…

: 15 Nov 2015, Los Angeles, California, USA — Ashley Benson arriving at the 2015 Baby2Baby Gala Presented by MarulaOil & Kayne Capital Advisors Foundation Honoring Kerry Washington in Los Angeles Pictured: Ashley Benson — Image by © Curtis Sabir/Splash News/Corbis