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2015

16

Nov

Gigi Hadid in VOgue of the Day

I don’t know if I’ve posted these Vogue pics already, because I don’t care enough about any of this, not just Gigi Hadid to remember what I’ve seen and what I haven’t seen. It all sort of blends into each other, the cast of characters and the location of the pictures may change, but ultimately it is all the fucking same…over and over again…all to sell product and make stupid money…

That said, I don’t know whether this shoot means that Gigi is an official and respectable supermodel, because being in Vogue is every model’s dream….or if it means that Vogue is jumping on the instagram model, legitimizing them, humoring their pandering, as desperate media empires trying to stay current and relevant…in this fast paced world…but I do know that whether this is Vogue giving into Gigi’s desperation, or Vogue really thinking she’s something, it’s that stamp of approval Gigi didn’t really need, to feed her ego and perpetuate the lie..

The good news is that this is a fast paced world with flimsy people and content, will replace her with another rich kid with a PR company…leaving Hadid feeling inadequate, with pictures from her shoots on her mansion walls…remember the good days with her own fortune, her dad’s fortune and her husband’s fortune….that’s how these things work…

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2015

16

Nov

Josephine Skriver for a Bikini Company of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a Victoria’s Secret model – who is being rented out to some other brand, because either Victorias Secret owns this bikini company thanks to running all the factories in China, or maybe they just know if they get their girl in every campaign they’ll be promoting their own brand…because the model and Victoria’s Secret is interchangeable…fucking the brand using her on both fucking ends…

And what it comes down to is that all bikini pics are worth looking at, but not all bikini pics are created equally…there are bikini pics you can jerk off to, of girls you had a crush on posted to social media…with their rocking Yoga bodies…and there are bikini pics of young celebs on vacation…but the whole catalog pic…even when the girl has a rocking body is dull…but you can see that for yourself… HERE

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2015

16

Nov

Charlie Sheen is the HIV Positive of the Day

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Sheen will sit down with Matt Lauer on Tuesday morning to make the announcement…because if you have HIV, make it a media frenzy…and get paid…

Last week, I turned to Facebook with the Sun’s story of an “A Lister” who has HIV….based on this meme from the UK Sun.

We all decided it was Charlie Sheen, but that we were disappointed because we assumed he had AIDS prior to the story being released, thanks to his insanity, going off the rails, fucking dirty hookers, while fucking other celebrities, all while drunk and high on a variety of drugs, before creating catch phrases like “winning” in his breakdown…

I was hoping for Clooney, or DiCaprio or someone who you didn’t know was gay. But I guess Charlie Sheen, the obvious choice, is the obvious choice for a reason…partially because he looked like death…

He’s been fucking hookers since before Denise Richards, who in case you didn’t know was an Heidi Fleiss hooker before locking Sheen down…

I guess there’s a lot more his him going “VIRAL” back when he quit Three and Half men…

I guess that homo Chuck Laurie really fucked him up the ass without a condom on that one..

You know since HIV is the gay disease…and it isn’t a death sentence…so whatever..

I guess the Porn is going to go into another lock down:

Here’s some Denise Richards…his ex wife….

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2015

16

Nov

Naomi Campbell’s Doing Lingerie of the Day

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Naomi Campbell the old as fuck, black as night, amazingly bitchy, British model, who is officially a lingerie designer…and by lingerie designer I mean the team at Yamamay sent her people 100 designs and she picked her favorites…and maybe, just maybe, offered a few changes that her expertise as a model for the last 3 decades can offer, in terms of how to make it just a little bit better, tricks of the trade…or some shit..

She’s still got a rockin’ body, it’s the African in her, because she’s very fucking African looking, in case you’re blind…and she looks fine in the lingerie, but I prefer when she’s terrorizing people on planes, being a horribly spoiled person…because she was paid a lot of money, coddled and able to be a very spoiled person…who could throw real fucking tantrums…

I guess, she’s got limited ways to keep the money coming in, and these people fucking love the money coming in, so why not do it with underwear girls everywhere can soak through with various bodily fluids…from shit to period to squirt…to yeast infection…because being the receptor of those things or the producer of those things…seems appropriate.

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2015

16

Nov

Christie Brinkley is a Freak of Nature of the Day

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I think this went around last week, but I didn’t really bother with it, even though I think Christie Brinkley is great, so great that I’ve jerked off to her in Sports Illustrated in the 80s….when she was in her 40s….

People are shocked that she’s in her 60s and still looks like this, so she’s decided to put out a book on it, why not make money on it, because if you follow her regiment, you won’t look like this…but you can pretend, or she can pretend, because why not make the money on this freakish condition she has called being hot in her 60s….This is abnormal, this must involve plastic surgery…

If you look at her genetics tainted by Billy Joel, who wrote Uptown Girl about her..in a girl named Alexa Ray Joel..you’ll see how these freakish Christie Brinkley looks ruin lives….

The only hope I have for this is that when the current Sports Illustrated models turn 60, no one will care…because they are such bottom feeding, glamour model quality now, I’d hate for them to milk it as hard as Christie Brinkley did…

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2015

16

Nov

Guess Sophia Bush’s Ass of the Day

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If you know who Sophia Bush is, then I am going to assume you are going to be able to guess her ass, because you’re just that kind of weirdo. Obsessed with the girl in your favorite show targeted to virgin losers.

If you don’t know what I am talking about, in the early 2000s, she was an it girl in lame movies and a tv show called One Tree Hill.

The only people who watched One Tree Hill, were socially awkward dudes..virgins..I’ve obviously never seen it, not because I’m not a socially awkward freak, but I’m more the socially reclusive, anti society kind, rather than the nerd who really wants to be accepted…but can’t because they aren’t dot com billionaire yets..

So she was the leading lady these weirdos connected to, so they know exactly, which as is her ass…in their mind they’ve been dating her for as long as she’s existed…

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2015

16

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Girls Topless of the Day

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We’re rolling into the Holiday season, so Victoria’s Secret marketing is getting more and more aggressive. From booking a couple of fame whore famous rich kids who aren’t models, but pretend to be because they have instagram followers….to all the press they got from it for their stupid fashion show that is more of an infomercial, where they plant a seed in the brains of trailer trash everywhere that getting shitty underwear is exactly what Jesus Christ and Christmas is about…

Part of the promo, is getting the girls as much press as possible, so why not get them naked for some artistic portraits, museum worthy….featuring…Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Barbara Fialho, Flavia Lucini, Gracie Carvalho and Kate Grigorieva….and some of their nipples.

It’s all bullshit, you’re all comsuming idiots, but I guess it does make for a good gift that requires no thought to shut an overly excited bitch up because they love Victoria’s Secret mall brand quality product, and they may wear it for you when you fuck, making for a good time…especially when model tits are involved.

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

16

Nov

Miss Reef 2016 Promo Video of the Day

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Here’s a promo video by Reef, for their 2016 colllection of bathing suits, for those of you who remember the Reef Girls being the best thing in ass..

It was that late 90s and early 2000s, before ass was everywhere, or ass was all that important…when the sandal company figured they could sell sandals by bascically doing booty contests with girls who weren’t actual models, but who had great asses, competing to be the next reef girl in their reef calendar, because I guess Brazil always loved ass…

Well, they are still around and they still make ass-centric promo videos, of ass, walking around…and shit has zero creativity but who needs creativity, just put an ass in it and it works…so here it is…cheesy but still amazing..

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2015

16

Nov

Topless Protesters and Other Videos of the Day

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Creepy Shopper of the Day

Body Builder with Downs Syndrome

Naked Chicks in a Cat Fight

Weird ass Sniffer

The Beginning of the Shooting in Paris…

Woman Gets Stripped Naked in a Fight

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2015

16

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Now that the ISIS attacks on Paris, that opened up the doors for a few bad ” the last time Paris ruined the lives of over 100 people it was when she was DJing in Ibiza and used her vagina” jokes..

We can go back to peaceful World War III groundwork…that will lead to an apocalypse that forces humanity to reset, because killing each other over fucking each other over is one thing…but killing innocent concert goers is just fucked and non human…

There’s a lot of talking going on…but nothing’s being said…

So in the meantime, I’d like to find a bunker, because I deserve to live and be one of the sperm donors for the next generation of humans…so if you have one. Let me know.

Rob Lowe VS Paris
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Girl’s Hypermobility in her Hands…
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Kylie Jenner Braless in LA
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Ashley James is the Slut of the Day
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Reality Star and Daughters in Bikinis
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Country Girls…for the Hick Lover
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Demi Lovato Covers Adele’s Hello to Say “I’m Better than Adele”…
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A Bunch of Selfies…
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Punky Brewster in Some Ready to Drop Porn
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John Legend’s Imagine by a Pianist in Paris..
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Runaway Zebras
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