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2015

22

Oct

Christy Turlington Naked in a Magazine in 1995 of the Day

As the kids on instagram would say #TBT

Throwback Thursday…

If you’re like me, I like to use the #TBT to see how vile and disgusting and horribly these people doing the #TBT have aged…because most of the time, I am saying “where did it all go wrong….those were the good days…and now you’re just 20 years older and broken”….

But the nice thing is something I learned many years ago when I used to jerk off to bikini pics from the 60s, in the 90s, knowing those women were either in old folks homes or dead…and for some reason the thought of the ghost of what was…made me cum…

Sure Christy Turlington isn’t dead…but her sex appeal is definitely no longer this…but I could just be overly excited by this because I love bush.

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2015

22

Oct

Rosie Huntington Whiteley for Vogue Korea of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley, who you probably know as the Megan Fox replacement in Transformers, because that’s the extent of your half retard, show you the tits, brain….in fact, your mindless, half retard, bad taste in movies probably didn’t even notice Rosie Huntington Whiteley as Megan Fox’s replacement because that would require too much brainpower…and in all honesty, the fact that I know who these idiots are, is humiliating..shameful, pathetic…I realize that…

But at the same time, pop culture is everywhere, it’s ok to notice the hot, cunty, rude, nude modeling Brits in a country of rotten teeth…who date action stars, even though they are bald…giving you nerds hope…that if you got jacked, becamse a fighter, and made millions in movies, maybe you’d get a model too….you would…it’s just that easy…

She’s in Vogue, not sure if she’s showing the tits she’s been known to show, but there is cleavage, which is 1/4 tit and 1/4 tit is better than no tit, in this titty blog site about tits…

This is for a recent Vogue Korea Shoot, she looks good, but not as good as the money she will make taking on the asian market…they’ll pay her millions to do ads for shit no one in America will ever see…solid scam, because she hasn’t won enough.

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2015

22

Oct

Amber Rose With HIV Who Had Sex with Half the City and Other Videos of the Day

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Car Accident of the Day

Interesting Bike Skills..

Deer VS College

US Customs Shoot a Mexican

Red Jeep Car Accident

WTF is this GHetto Shit..

5000 Ducks Rush To Pond Before Being Turned Into Dinner

This Guy Doesn’t Want Cars to Pass

This Miami Chick is Amazing

Classy Hood Fight

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

22

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today has been a story of when girls you sext want more out of you….

They decide that they are done sending you videos of inserting things in their asses for you….and that they command respect, and demand pics of your microcock to make them feel like you’re not using them..

Reminding us that women, even when they sext, are a huge pain the fucking ass…the good news is there are so many of them, so they are so easy to replace…

Here are the rest of the links…

Hot Slut of the Day
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Zendaya Body Shames Herself…
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Jeremy Renner Gets in Trouble…
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Terrorist Clock Kid Leaves the USA
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Girls in Bed….
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Playmate in a Bikini…
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Wedding Fails…
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Gwyneth VS Bras!
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10 Scientific Breakthroughs that will CHange the World
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Girls in Yoga Pants.
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2015

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tis the season of the pumpkin, but it turns out that telling girls at the grocery store walking by the selection of pumpkins, with or without their kids, that the tightest pussy you ever had was a pumpkin….and that if they were to fuck any vegetable, especially in fall, make it a pumpkin….but girls are more into pumpkin lattes and fucking the butternut squash…

I don’t what I am talking about, but good thing no one is reading this…because I have failed at all things…pretty much across the board…

No one cares about me, but there will always be hookers..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Some Crazy Booty
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Gwyneth Paltrow VS Bras…
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Amber Rose Naked Advice
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Beyonce Ass Crack
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Ass Of the Day
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Sean Penn’s Daughter’s Tits in a White Shirt
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Halloween Costume Prank
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Ava Lange is Hot as Fuck
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President Candidate Martin O’Malley Plays Bad Blood on Guitar….
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Nicole Scherzinger…in a Lesbian Pant Suit
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71 Vintage Halloween Costumes That Will Give You Nightmares
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Anne Hathaway is Terrifying
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Tamara Ecclestone is a Bikini Model
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ALexa Vega Pussy Definition
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Ashley Tisdale and Venessa Hudgens TOgether
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Sara Sampaio in a Red Dress
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The Greatest (Real) Bill Murray Stories Ever Told
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Joe Biden – Won’t Be your President
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Pussy at Some Event
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Miley Cyrus is Dressed Like a Flower
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Britney Spears Has Pokies
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Glamour Model Porn
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Jenny Lewis and Bill Murray Fuck…I dont Know Who Jenny Lewis…
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25 Incredible Tattoos Inspired by The X-Files
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People are Obsessed with Superman’s 19 Year Old
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Nina Dobrev in a Dress
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Hot Russians
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This Cinderlla Dress is Weird
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Haley Joel Osment Post Transition
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Leo DiCaprio VS Oscars
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How to Sneak Into Theme Parks
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Braless Girl and Some Elephant
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Lingerie GIrl Smoking Weed…
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Hot Naked Ass on the Beach
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Busty Red Devil
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Clit Player…
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Crazy Naked Bitch…
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Cheating MILFs are Amazing Fuck Buddies
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2015

21

Oct

Queen Beyonce Tit, Ass and Cameltoe of the Day

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People were excited by the dress that Beyonce wore…you know like she was J.LO at that award show with her tits spilling out many fucking years ago…when tits spilling out of dresses were more of a shocking thing…and less of a common practice from anyone with tits trying to get noticed, despite their whole bullshit campaign about being an independent proud women, she clearly doens’t embrace her natural body and look, and instead just does what all the basics do for attention, but don’t tell her that..instead make sure the media call her “QUEEN”…either buying into her lie..in a pathetic way…or hired to do it…

It’s the only way she can go to events promoting her husbands bullshit app….in her rider, that he ensured, because Beyonce is obviously rich as fuck, but everything about her screams trying too hard, and trying to trick her cheating husband into thinking she’s got sex appeal as he fucks everyone else…that isn’t her…

Either way, weird, but would be nice if this was a crime against the monarchy…the ended in death…but I guess society lost it’s edge the last 400 years…

TO SEE THE REST OF BEYONCE TIT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2015

21

Oct

Ronda Rousey for SELF Magazine of the Day

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Ronda Rousey is a monster…

She’s also the biggest name in female sports…making the most money…

Because anyone who has ever been to a Jello Wrestling match will tell you…

Dudes love watching girls, even manly girls, so long as they are girls, beat the fuck out of each other…especially bros who are into the UFC and feel bored and get little sexual release from the men in panties on men in panties beating the fuck out of each other…and want more vagina in the mix to get off..

She’s in Self Magazine, she’s terrifying, but a fit, talented in her craft, trained fighter…is still far more interesting to look at…or at least support than all these instagram tricks polluting our lives…

So I won’t say she’s hot, but at least she has a point…

Posted in:Ronda Rousey|SFW

2015

21

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Works a Selfie Posing Like a Cunt of the Day

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One of the most obnoxious things a bitch can do…and it doesn’t only apply to fake models who have famous dads or who are part of an evil brand created by their mom and cokehead Ryan Seacrest…is the posing for a fucking selfie…while actually being serious…

It’s this social media driven world we live in, where everyone is a content producer, and are shamelessly setting up iphone photoshoots anywhere and everywhere they go…using the iphone photoshoot as some kind of platform, or practicing ground to show off their skills at the duck face / zoolander/ modelface…and the whole thing, at least in another era, is embarrassing..

The fact that people want to look, like and interact with an image of some self involved, vain cunt, posing for their iphone….makes no sense to me…but then I realize..every fucking girl does it…and this is part of the fall of society…until you realize the same fame hungry, whores who pose for their Iphone like it’s Vogue, are the ones who get naked for photoshoots, in hoping it gets them into Vogue…

So Hailey Baldwin, daughter of Stephen, possibly broken and craving attention…for her iphone…is ridiculous, but what is more ridiculous is that people encourage, brands hire her to do it professionally, all while she should be mocked for it…weird…

Work it girl…nows your shot to look hot on Kylie’s Kardashian page…leading to way more follows for you…clever…but still a cunt…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2015

21

Oct

Martha Hunt is a Towel Head of the Day

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Racist!

Her name is Martha Hunt, who you may know as one of the last American models, as all the modeling jobs have been outsourced to other countries, where the girls are hungrier, both literally and figuratively, meaning they are more affordable and less fat..

There is no way that her Towel Head picture as part of the photoshoot for whatever this is for…is not a subliminal, but obvious commentary on the state of the Arab counties…

Everyone knows the slur for ARab is towelhead, we also know that the media is owned by Jewish people, and Jewish people are all by law Israeli, and Israeli’s and Palestinians are killing each other…so put 2 and 2 together motherfucker…pretty obvious…right? CONSPIRACIES..

TO SEE HER TITS IN A RED DRESS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2015

21

Oct

Megan Fox’s Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day

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I like to think that the world needs more of Megan Fox’s pussy definition in leggings now that she’s a mid 30 year old divorcee…but the reality is that the world needed more Megan Fox pussy definition back when she mattered, in an era when Instagram models weren’t making the “hot” actresses the production companies basically told us they wanted us to fuck…because as drone idiots fully manipulated by the media…we couldn’t make these decisions on our own…and the fact was we’d fuck anything and want to fuck anything that was willing to fuck us…even fat chicks…but society couldn’t leave things at that, they couldn’t leave us satisfied, but instead…needed to give us “sex icons”…in all their plastic surgery glory to crave and feel inadequate about our choices…

I wouldn’t give Megan Fox any of that credit, or say she’s had any impact on society at all… I mean her biggest gig was in a movie that they replaced her with a model who couldn’t act and no one cared…I am just saying in the era of instagram models, she’d never exist today, no matter how hard she fucked the dude from 90210…back when the dude from 90210 was the dude in 90210….

Who cares…pussy definition…is a fetish, my fetish, this fetish, here and now on some porn slut looking girl who is never naked..but should be.

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW