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2015

21

Oct

Isabella by Erez Sabag for TREATS! of the Day

This models name is Isabella…I guess she’s trying to keep her last name out of things…because she figures that when she does the best shoot of her life…and she should be sending out fucking press releases about the shit like she was Emily Ratajkowski, who also used TREATS! Magazine to get her out there, and make her famous, even if the pics are kind of boring, they feature tits, and tits, in what remind me of a 90s Sports Illustrated swimsuit…is some throwback nonsense I can fuck with, even if all these pictures, everyday, are the equivalent of clickbait bullshit…just too much flimsy content to go through, the good news is that the tits in them….are still tits and thus worth looking at…

The photographer is Erez Sabag.

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2015

21

Oct

Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is on some show called Scorpion…I’ve never heard of it because I don’t watch TV, but I assume the episode of her in her wet t-shirt came out recently…because the pics are circulating….and people are excited to see her in a wet t-shirt…wet t-shirts are a fetish…even when the girl in the wet t-shirt is wearing a padded bra…in an era of no bras…

I think the most exciting thing that came out of doing this post was this creepy fan video of Katharine McPhee and her costar on the show I’ve never heard of ….named Elyes Gabel who she’s apparently dating…that reminds me that the majority of the TV audience are half retarded idiots who want to believe what they are watching…and don’t take the time to realize that caring about this shit, or believe this shit…is more depressing than their already depressing existence…

Here she is in the wet t-shirt…because American Idol dreams come true…

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2015

21

Oct

Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is very fucking relevant…so I figured I would take the same approach as the lazy creative director behind this campaign who was like “let’s just hire Cara Delevingne to be in this shoot, she’s relevant”…to which the clients who I am sure paid him a lot of money said “that’s a great concept, but what’s the story, what will she be doing”…to which the creative director said “let’s just take pics of Cara Delevingne, she’s relevant”…to which the client said “genius”…

The fashion industry is an inflated scam, selling overpriced rags, using overpriced models to sell those rags, for people who are obviously insecure, empty, or who have too much money to buy into…because what else are they supposed to obsess with, or spend money on…right?

These pictures are so fucking uneventful, but Cara Delevingne is in it, and she’s relevant…and that’s all that matters in this selfie generation bullshit world…

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2015

21

Oct

Sarah Hyland Eats Pizza of the Day

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Sarah Hyland got paid by a Pizza company to pretend she eats pizza…while showing her little tween looking tits that I assume are a product of her stage parents feeding her hormones to keep her as young as possible….because while looking like a 12 year old at a high school sleep over…this star of some bullshit Modern Family show is actually in her 40s..

She creeps me out, but I know you pedo fucks love girls who look young, which is why you only watch Teen porn, even though you know those broken girls are over 18, you just pretend they aren’t…weird.

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2015

21

Oct

Courtney Halverson from Leprechaun’s Revenge in Lingerie of the Day

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If you’ve been wondering where Courtney Halverson, the girl in the very important, possibly Academy Award winning “Leprechaun’s Revenge”…you know the breakout movie, that less than 100 people saw…and I know you have, because youre one of the 100 people who saw the movie and your nerd OCD can’t let your love for her die…then you probably already know, she’s in lingerie on the internet…I guess trying to get an actual acting job…that is a little more substantial than Leprechaun’s Revenge, and IMDB credit that I am sure aspiring actors have gone back to school to get a marketable skill for…you know like becoming a secretary, or some shit…anything by acting…

I like lingerie…in basic apartments…even if it’s boring…

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2015

21

Oct

Krysia Ksiezyk by Mark Ganzon is the Hipster Bush of the Day

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Her name is Krysia Ksiezyk…you’ve never heard of her because she barely exists and the only reason I am posting her is because she’s naked…and not because she’s dating celebrities or doing anything all that interesting beyond getting naked…because I recognize talent, or at least nudity when I see it, because I’m an old fuck and don’t need throat fucking abuse porn to get off…but rather just a nice bush…whether based out of Dubai like this Krysia Ksiezyk or not…whether it is recently trimmed or not…whether it is even that hot or not…because my fetish…is bush…

So I’m posting this to encourage men everywhere to stop pressuring girls to shave their pussies bald, to ecourage men everywhere to realize that bush is stylish, erotic, a new dimension in your sex, and something fun to aim for when you cum…not that you have sex, but I figure you’re the kind of dude who prints out pics to cum on – because you’re that level of weird…

Either way, Bush comeback…makes my come comeback…becuase finally there’s some eroticism starting to happen, after the 90s and 2000s cheesy Kardashian shit we’re still surrounded by – but that is dying…So good.

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2015

21

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Knows What Matters on Instagram of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is a very fucking low level reality star…turned low level reality show bandm ember because she won the contest thanks to sex with Diddy, who apparently become the White Snowflake that other rappers and black people were into, leading to her obesity, as thickness is celebrated with those types, and she ended up going totally overboard…becoming borderline obese…I guess she had nothing else to do…before eventually deciding to go back to white dudes…and start working out…while keeping her fat ass, since that’s all that matter, and baed on this instagram pic, it seems that she knows that’s all that matters…

All this to say, aging low levels who made it further than their parents expected when they bought her implants for what they expected to be a stripping career…but didn’t quite make it at all…still showing her ass out of desperation..is pretty fucking great…

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2015

21

Oct

Piercer Makes Bitch Clients Bite Dildo and Other Videos of the Day

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Ladies Go Crazy For Nails

Cool Ass Toddler Smokin’ and Drinking

The Bio Ethanol Back to the Future Car for Back to the Future Day…

Racist Lady at the Gas Station

Gravel Boat of the Day

Immigrant Boat Found in Miami

Car Slams Pedestrian..Wow…

Students Beat Teacher..

Elevator Art

Dude in the Street with a Machete

Mexican Man Impaled…

Vegas Security KO

Girl Carries Drunk Boyfriend Away

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2015

21

Oct

Larry David’s Daughter Cazzie in a Bikini of the Day

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Larry David’s daughter CAZZIE DAVID …is a 22 year old , LA rich kid, and in being an LA rich kid, she’s gotta post pics of her fit, 22 year old body in a bikini on vacation….and thanks to her very fucking rich dad making an appearance on SNL, people found her instagram, and were shocked to see her as an instagram model, even though everyone is a fucking instagram model, all it takes is posting a bikini picture…or in this case a series of bikini pictures…

I don’t find this shocking, I don’t find her and her Judaism all that hot, her body is fit, but very few LA rich kids aren’t hot bodied, they live in fucking LA…but yes, she’s more appealing to look at in a bikini than her father…but probably less comedic…

The simple logic is these awkward, neurotic comedians and really anyone with hit TV shows and 100s of millions of dollars, get hot women to have their kids, because hot women like rich guys no matter how neurotic they are, and they have their babies, because it makes sense…and their babies turn out cuter than if the neurotic comedian didn’t have success and 100s of millions of dollars, because if they didn’t have success and 100s of millions of dollars…their babies would be cum in a shitty model pillow case while doing stand-up tours…

Doesn’t matter, fit young spoiled body tits in a bikini do…

It’s funny that all it takes for people is a fucking bikini pic on social media to matter…life is simple for girls.

Posted in:Larry David|SFW

2015

21

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how woman who is so committed to jogging that she is up at 4:30 am jogging – is still fat…I guess she had 4 more hours than regular people who don’t wake up at 4:30 am to eat.

I usually spend my 4:30 eating pizza or pussy that looks like pizza…extra pepperoni…

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Girls With Light Eyes and Dark hair is Weirdo Fetish
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Fame Whore in a Bikini….
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The Jenners and a Baldwin…in NYC
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Pornstar in a Bikini
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Dogs Chase a Laser Pointer
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Larry David’s Daughter in a Bikini
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Fan Girls in their Team Shirts
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