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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2015

Oct

Kylie Jenner is a Joker of the Day

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And by joker I mean whore…

So bitch is posting half naked pics of herself for what I assume is her “fashion” app, where bitch posts half naked pics of herself for people who pay for half naked pics of her…

We used to call these “teen model” site…where creeps would sign up and barely interract with photoshoots of a handful of these girls who NEVER got naked…because they’d wait and wait and wait until the girl posted a pussy pic…month after month..paying the 30 dollar fee…

My favorite was a girl named Kate’s Playground, she follows me on Twitter…it was a big day in my life because I used to jerk off to her amazing tits in an era when non nude model sites were a thing…before the business model was pawned off on the youngest daughter of the biggest fame whore, stage mom, money maker ever…

The whole thing is so desperate…but it works…the general public are fucking idiots..and have created this..an 18 year old rich girl with a rolls royce and all kinds of things…whoring herself like a street whore..not quite sad enough for my liking…I’m eager for the drug overdoses when she officially goes off the rails!!!

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2015

Oct

Emma Roberts Does Hip and Young to Stay Relevant for Teen Vogue of the Day

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Academy award winning deadbeat dad Eric Roberts made this Emma Roberts character…and her aunt Julia Roberts…we can assume gave her a career…because as her dad was doing D List movies and cocaine and hookers…aunt Julia was the biggest thing in Hollywood and not just because of that mouth…and average at best looks…but because they chose her to be that person…

That doesn’t mean that Emma Roberts isn’t hard working, she probably has to be, to help pay her dad’s mortgage…you know due to hitting rock fucking bottom all the time….throw the young girl into the mix, get her famous and in movies and on TV…

I think her little teen body, despite being 24, is kind of hot. She’s positioned herself as a fashion social media star, she’s hireable, fuckable, even if crazy, angry, broken, filled with daddy issues and I like her little body despite being 24…and these pics, fucking typical…her outfits…fucking typical…but she’s plastic and from Hollywood, what do you fucking expect…she can’t have a soul…not her fault…

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2015

Oct

Jessica Biel Timberlake in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Jessica Biel has managed to do very little in terms of acting since being on that show with the pedophile from Seventh Heaven….I mean she really only did one scandlous shoot, once in her life, and that was enough to put her on the map, and more importantly, put Justin Timberlake onto her, and inside her, to which she just behaved…she just figured out how to lock him in a behave…because he’s rich as fuck, a good person to link up to a make babies with, you know stick to the long haul…so that she can focus on her true passion….doing squats…because this ass, is solid…something we can assume Homosexual Timberlake insists on because he can only cum if her muscular back…has a muscular ass…which I guess as she gets older gets more feminine…and she’s married and probably doesn’t care if homie leaves her…she’s got him locked down in contract…and it’ll pay better than any bullshit acting job she coulda got over years she spent trying to make her baby…and that ass..shit that ass…even though all young girls have asses like this…

Here she is on Practicing Abstinece

A video posted by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) on Oct 19, 2015 at 2:01pm PDT

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2015

Oct

I Thought Charlotte McKinney was Exclusive a Bootleg Hooters Girl of the DAy

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Charlotte McKinney, who has already done some work with Carl’s Jr on a viral video that happens to be the biggest thing she’s ever done, and the video happened after she was cast for Dancing With the Stars as the tits to get husbands to watch the show, with their wives, because wives who watch shows like Dancing with the Stars, are usually married to the simple minded retard that gets excited seeing a big set of tits, because his life fucking sucks and tits don’t…especailly when they are the only thing you’re allowed to stare at because they are on your wife’s stories, and if they were on a hooker, a girl you sext, or a co-worker, it would be very against the church you go to on Sundays…

I guess what I am saying is that Charlotte McKinney happens to be a rich kid from Florida with a tax evading father in the Bahamas jewelery business….who with her tits managed to take her Florida trash to LA…and with her rich friends who like tits…to get on TV…when really she belongs in middle state Florida bootleg Hooters…in some small Gator town…too small for a Hooters franchise…but not too small for big tits serving you wings…

Insead, she’s in national campaigns for some other white trash fast food brand….which is still garbage trash…but too high profile for this pile of sloppy, big titty, stripper that never was tits…

She makes no sense to me…but I get that people are still tit obsessed in a world where so many girls have huge tits all over social media..who fucking cares to make them famous for it…keep them struggling, it’s how they get more and more naked/dirty/ porny…

We’re fucking with the natural cycle…of natural tit worth and value of a whore exploiting herself for titty fame…Garbage.

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2015

Oct

The Kid Who Loses His Virginity in Amsterdam and Other Videos of the Day

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Did you see this ratchet, ghetto, shit?

San Diego Cops Beat a Dude

Fight in the Classroom

Ninja Soccer FAN

Dude Gets Pepper Sprayed After Robbing Store – Black Lives Matter…

Conservative Parent Protesting Sex Ed…

My Kind of Woman….

The Mexican Donald Trump Halloween Mask is So Good

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When going to a full service strip club in the middle of fucking no where…in a car that barely works…at 2:45 am in hopes to pull a Lamar Odom because you’re drunk and ready to die in the hands of french white trash sex workers…and one black chick….all half dead zombies…finger banging themselves on stage…you want the guy working the door, who shakes you down, to be jacked on steroids with a face tattoo like Mike Tyson..because it makes you really confident thugs aren’t going to come in a shoot up the place while you are getting your 75 dollar blowjob in a stripper booth built more like a bedroom, with hand sanitizer dispensers and a network of tubes like a 1950s grocery store that vacuum out the used condoms…

And they say romance is dead…

Here are some morning links…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras – Have Nipples
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Coco in Sheer Outfit…Classy and Pregnant
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A Couple LIngerie Whores for Victoria’s Secret
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The Kid Knocking This Girl Off Her Bike is Genius
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Charlotte McKinney Still WHoring
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Ronda Rousey in Swimsuits
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Amber Rose – Stupid Sex Worker Trying to Be Clever and Have Purpose
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Some Bitch in the Country You Want to Fuck
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Dancing Man of the Day
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Girls with Underboob…Have Boobs
CLICK HERE

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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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My life is so ridiculously boring and reclusive that the highlight of my day was sexting girls I sext pretending to be a girl and asking them what they want me to stick in my pussy…in efforts to confuse them and make them see how basic their sexting skills are…while trying to turn them into lesbians…even though everyone under 25 is a LGBTQRST..it’s trendy, in a we’re all humans…even though humans are fucking horrible..don’t bully each other…one race/one gender/one sexuality…kind of way….

It was a fail…now…strippers…because my life isn’t pathetic enough, let’s spend the 40 dollars I stole from my wife on grabbing tits…

This is god’s work…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls in Yoga Pants.
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Coco’s Pregnancy See Through Outfit
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Red Heads Smoking Weed….
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Kourtney Kardashian and her Cameltoe Walk
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Nicole Scherzinger, Like Most Girls, Has Tits
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CHarlie Sheen’s Hooker Fiance Gets Mad over 100k
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Joanna Krupa’s Rock Hard Nipples
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Jeb Bush wants to Fuck Supergirl..
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Kanye Made Everyone Dress Up Like Kim K for her Birthday – Weird
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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Dude Trolls PETA Over Mets Win
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Slut of the Day
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Sharon Stone Slutty ENough for a granny
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Bernie Sanders Playing the Bongos
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Lingerie Weeds….
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Sexy Zombie Prank..
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy – No Not his Man Pussy – But the Pussy He Pretends to Fuck That is a A Model…
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People are Pumped about Dylan Penn
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Trolling a Cat
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Maitland Ward in a Bikini
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The Future is Now
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TOpless Hispanic Bitch in Soho Magazine
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Robin Thicke’s New Pussy in a Bikini
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Emanuelle Chriqui Looks Old…
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Zendaya Coleman’s Got a Good Body
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Kate Middleton’s in a Tight Dress
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John Travolta’s Robert Shapiro
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Karlie Kloss On the Runway For Taylor Swift
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Boxer Plead With Ref
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Jessica Lowndes Has a Horse Head and Stupid Implants on her Attempt to Get Famous – Garbage
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11 Addicts Reveal Their Daily Routine
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Madonna’s Ethnic Daughter’s Birthday Party
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Kid Knocks Girl Off Bike with a Basketball
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Atack of the Crazies!
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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Nude Gianna Topless Talking Dirty
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Lingerie GIrl Smoking Weed…
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Rihanna See Through Nipples…
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Summer StClair Nipples..
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What’s Under the Burqa
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Classy Random Curated By Me Porn Gifs
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Big Titty Redhead
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Girl with a Crazy Fucking Body…
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Dildo in the Library
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WATCH CAM GIRLS FOR FREE – THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM – THE FUTURE IS NOW
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2015

Oct

Kendall Jenner’s Nipple Ring of the Day

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Kendall Jenner has a nipple ring…

She also posted this pictures of her ass…

It is safe to say…she’s conditioned, designed, created, built for this bullshit family and their bullshit existence, that I guess isn’t bullshit, since they can monetize the fuck out of it…and I’m here writing about her nipple ring, even though we’ve already seen her tits, and even though every under 25 year old seems to have nipple rings…it’s not exciting…it’s annoying…but I can’t help but put this up…sheer white tee is beating my boycott of this garbage and everything about them…

All these idiots are the fucking same, basic, typical…annoying…but sheer white tee…always wins…and they know it…that’s why they do it…HARLOTS!

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2015

Oct

Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day

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This is the most hysterical, insane picture, set by her PR team…so fucking staged that it is a fucking joke….it’s almost more staged than any paparazzi set of pics I’ve ever really seen and I’ve been doing this forever…

I mean, she’s rich, her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her and leaks her nudes is rich….they have gyms in their houses, and at their hotels, and they can train anywhere….

But girl, who is ripped apart like she rips apart the pizza and cake she devours, before and after the gym….on the daily for being a top model, not being considered a plus sized model when her body caught up to her tits…and has since gone onto acting in movies…despite having no talent…because you don’t need talent…when you have big tits…

She’s a monster, but people still humor her…and I guess this is her way of showing the world she’s fit…full squat…let’s call the paparazzi because clearly, based on everything about her…it doesn’t happen too often and it should be news….now where are all the donuts? hiding in her stomach? right..

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2015

Oct

Sarah Silverman’s Got Big Tits of the Day

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Sarah Silverman wore a slutty enough dress that showcased her big tits…because I guess in her older age she’s realized that showing off her tits, instead of wearing oversized sweaters, like the awkward, loud, poop and pee joking Jewish girl at the summer camp…isn’t very Hollywood..in both her comedy…and I guess her tits..

I’ve known Jewish girl, they’ve almost always had big tits, and the tits coupled with the blowjob skills have always been their savior, like they were Moses…because it off sets their troll-ish faces…was that anti-israeli? I mean I get it there are hot jewish girls…calm down…bitch who thinks she’s hot because she knows she’ll find a Jewish Husband since he has to marry a Jewish girl to keep family happy…

Tits in a dress on a monster don’t excite me…I’ve also never found Sarah Silverman funny. I generally don’t like girl comedians unless they are bikini models, and even then they annoy me…I am misogynistic and think they should stick to being in the writing room, not in front of the camera, unless naked…it’s like give the jokes you write to the babes and edit out the potty humor…it’s dumb…..

Even with these surprise Jimmy Kimmel eating tits…she’s still ugly…and in her ugly…is that on more than one occasion dudes have told me they find her hot…she’s even made Maxim top 100 list, because I guess there are only 99 babes in Hollywood and they had to throw a comedian in the mix…it’s just weird to me…but tits…right..tits…tits.

At least she’s trying, looks shower, has make-up on, and doesn’t have that monster who has given up, despite being rich and hugely successful, slob she normally looks like.

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