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2015

16

Oct

Elle Fanning’s in NYLONs in NYLON of the Day

She’s the new 17 year old…who is probably in her 40s based on the way hollywood pumps these kids out…cuz everytime I see a kid in a movie, including her sister Dakota, I assume they are 40 in both their face and the way they speak…”she looks 7 but she sounds like a divorcee”….I guess they grow up fast in this evil industry thanks to their parents selling them off like this was an Arab country…and the family was in need of a goat..

Either way, I don’t know other 17 year olds that the perv blogs are writing about, so why not post her Nylon magazine pics where she wore nylons…like she’s playing dress up or something because almost 18 is structural and sex appeal-wise – way different than the day she turns 18 and is forgotten…

You fucking perverts…it’s part of American culture that these people go nuts over under 18…while in Canada 16 is legal and the last thing I’d ever want to do is fuck a 16 year old..but you guys can’t and it’s all you fucking jerk off to…weirdos…don’t realize teens are fucking annoying especially when raised in a hollywood househole..I can’t imagine the kind of cunty demands this one makes to her staff….but I am sure they are the fucking worst…

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2015

16

Oct

Shanina Shaik’s Weird Belly Out Pose of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is Australian…but her genetic breakdown, because you’re racist and can’t look at a bitch for the level of elegance and sophistication she is…is Lithuanian, Paki and Saudi….

Her vagina breakdown is Tyson Beckford, who was up in it…and possibly the reason she exists as a model, but who knows or cares….

Why try and figure out who she is or what she’s doing, I am just trying to figure out why she’s standing like this…but maybe it’s all related…anal sex injury..

It’s the end of the weak and I’m struggling here.

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2015

16

Oct

Rita Ora Does Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora turns herself more and more into Rihanna as her career progresses. It’s like when she first came to America from the UK, everyone was like “look at this bootleg Rihanna with bigger tits”….I just assumed she was slated to replace Rihanna in a time when Rihanna seemed to be falling off and losing her shit…fighting with her managment and labels and they were just doing damage control as the market needs a beige colored slut…but tat bootleg Rihanna is starting to become actual Rihanna…

I wonder if she’s taken her Rihanna obsession as seriously as she looks like she has…and has even got Surgery to look like Rihanna….or maybe this is just her natural look…just who she is…and she’s famous and doing her own magazine photoshoots…based on her talented….throat…

I never get bored of calling aspiring, up and coming, established acts whores….especially while looking at her tits…

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2015

16

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger’s Big Tits of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger may be a man…a man who sings and dances like a stripper…I think we call those Drag Queens and not Trannies…Trannies are the more damaged, less fun, weirdos who want to cut their dicks off and take women hormones…while Drag Queens are just like big, gay, cartoon characters…

That said, she’s wearing a bra…seems to have fake tits…and you can see her bra…and I figure that’s everything you’ve been looking to look at today…right..boring…right…

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2015

16

Oct

Bai Ling’s 49 Year Old Body Fame Whoring of the Day

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Bai Ling is 49, but like most of the tall Chinese women of the Schezuan province, has a rockin’ thin body…because not all Chinese people are from Hong Kong, are 5 feet tall and spit in public while working in your sweatshop and/or working for the communist government, and/or erasing news…

Unlike most 49 year old Chinese women….she’s in LA, lingering after many years of lingering…becoming a local celebrity, and thus a real life celebrity, as LA runs the entertainment industry, and if you make there, or don’t make it but make it as a personality…you’ll be known…no cared about buy known….

She went to some Geek event, because at 49, she still goes to these random events dressed silly to get noticed, and with a body like this, I mean…keep it up….

In a world of fat everyone…this is magical…weird…but magical…

A video posted by realbailing (@realbailing) on Oct 16, 2015 at 4:43am PDT

A video posted by realbailing (@realbailing) on Oct 16, 2015 at 4:08am PDT

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2015

16

Oct

Beyonce is 36 Not 34 – Now Lynch Her of the Day

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Beyonce’s dad did an interview with “The Breakfast club” on power 105 FM….and made some comment about Beyonce and Pink having been in an Atlanta based kid group back when they were kids…because I guess nothing is pure and all these celebrities are conditioned to be famous at a young age, thanks to crazy parents….and their sad stories of trying to make it are more…going to auditions until they make it…

Either way, he said that the two were the exact same age…SCANDAL…because according to WIKIPEDIA Beyonce was born in 1981 and PINK in 1979….

CRAZY!!

To think that these stage parents lie about their kids to get a few more years out of them…is so hard to believe…you know you’d think they’d be more honest in their selling their kids to the devil…and exploiting their talent for their own personal gain in a competitive world…would never NEVER involve lying about their age…or making them have sex with producers while underage…

Where there is money there is Darkness…and I am sure there are many more lies about Beyonce…if you really bothered looking into it..

I would assume EVERY single one of these famous kids is lying about their age. I had someone email me years ago about Ashley Tisdale saying she’s 8 years older than she says she is….and I look at Bella Thorne and that bitch looks 28…not 18…it’s just the way it is…

But anything to help damage beyonce even just a little excites me…

Here’s the interview:

Here’s Beyonce singing in Houston at 7….in 1988 or 1989….but according to her dad – she’d be 3 year older..and 10 or 11 in this video…I figure you’re the pervert into kids who can look at this and decide on age…to men…anyone under 17 is the same stinky pile of disgusting and annoying shit I’d rather see aborted…

Here are some pics of her…

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2015

16

Oct

Lea Michele for Marie Claire of the Day

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Lea Michele must be promoting something…or trying to stay relevant…but I think it’s more her trying to promote herself…now that she’s had a fiance die of a drug overdose, who I doubt was actually her fiance…but who the show GLEE, that she headlined….as the tranny…who sang like an angel..

Either way, she was in Women’s Health…questionable magazine to be featured in….considering the possibly testicles her manly face makes me think she has…and now this…Marie Claire…trying to be how and looking kinda hot…but that may be my perversion speaking…I see breasts and my rational thought shuts down…even when I don’t find the host body hot…but she’s showing off some body..what’s going on here Lea Michele…some sort of rebrand is happening…and we can assume now that she’s rich and famous and has a ego and feels talented…she’s probably working towards a film career…like the next Cameron Diaz or some shit…horrible…why can’t these people retire…

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2015

16

Oct

Leonardo Dicaprio’s Pocket Pussy of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is the Sports Illustrated model who Leonardo DiCaprio decided to fuck…and make relevant…which was a huge step for Leonardo DiCaprio, because he’s historically only into dating Victoria’s Secret models…and Victoria’s Secret models and Sports Illustrated models sometimes cross over, but for the most part, they are an isolated breed of hooker who gets half naked….all egos who think they deserve to be jerked off to…and deserve the good life…and deserve the wealthy as fuck boyfriend…but the Sports Illustrated girls don’t get paid by the magazine, where the Victoria’s Secret girls do get paid.

Menaing, it must have been a very difficult transition for him…you know hot groupie “model” versus what he’s used to hot groupie “paid model”….when all these bitches are just fame whoring….using their looks to get in the right circles..no different than a stripper…but I’m sure she’s very in love..he’s all she ever dreamed of as a kid diddling herself to Wolf of Wall Street…

The good thing about this Kelly Rohrbach babe is that she’s not as lame as other models, she is 25 and only got into this at 24 when her acting career failed…and she’s hot as fuck…so the fact she didn’t do the whole instagram “I wanna be a model”…”but you’re a pig”….makes me think she’s less of a cunt that I assumed…which is convenient since her cunt is less of a cunt thanks to Leo fucking her…only because there’s no way that dick doesn’t have diseases…assuming he does fuck her…I’ve heard countless stories he’s a homo and that these girls are a front who he talks boys with…I mean acting is a pretty fucking gay activity and he’s top of the game…anything is possible..except the chance of you ever fucking this pile of amazing woman…Kelly Rohrbach…seriously..hot.look at these legs…

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2015

16

Oct

Girls Hiding Booze In Panties and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Guy on the ZIpline – is Genius

Topless Pro Abortion Protest in Argentina

Kids with Guns in Brazil

Photographer Stuck in the Mud gets Saved…

Cheating Brother in Law Gets Punished

Bear Stuck in Windwo

Smaller Kid Beats Taller Dude

One Punch Knock Out in Kiev

Racist Black Woman

Landing Gear Fail…

Guam Local Doens’t Like Japanese Tourist

Gays Burned Alive in Haiti….WAHT THE FUCK

Street Fight of the Day

Daughter Gets Busted

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2015

16

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Appropriate Lamar Death Pic of the Day

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Skeleton Kim…really….I guess it was on schedule in their marketing program for her app…to lure people who are addicted to her every move…like they were Lamar Odom and she was a white hooker with drugs…because she’s baiting them into buying her app…with captions like:

Halloween is soon! What are you going to be? There’s a new update and you will see what I’m going to be this year! #KimKardashianHollywood

But seems to be an appropriate Kardashian thing to do…I mean the rest of society, with any level of class or etiquette, would think maybe the nude selfies are less offensive than the fucking skeleton…as someone you don’t care about, but who pretends to be in your family, as it is good for marketing…and marketing is good for you….and you only care about you…and you can’t be bothered with other people’s problems…is dying…

Horrible humans….

The best headline that was brought to my attention about this shit, because I don’t care about this shit was via Cosmo the day after the incident…

“Kris Jenner Breaks Her Silence”…12 hours after the incident…where 6 of those hours were rounding up the troops, writing the script and driving the Vegas…and the other 6 hours was sleeping…so she could “break her silence”…

These people own the media…seriously…

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