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2015

Sep

Hollie-May Saker Feminist Punching Model Naked for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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Photographer James White took some pics, because he’s a photographer, of some girl named Hollie-May Saker… who I assume is a model….and she showed her tits…because that’s just what people do these days…it’s how you really know a photoshoot matters…

Hollie-May Saker is from the UK and after GOOGLING her, because I don’t know anything about anyone, none of these people actually matter, none of these people are my friends, none of these people care about my nipples, and I just look at their nipples…

She’s apparently punched a FEMEN feminist protestor, who are my favorite kind of social activists, because they show their tits, and actually do controversial shit, while local feminists just whine about rape culture because they regret drunk sex…you know whining, outspoken, bitches, who also get topless, because they are nothing that they preach…while these FEMEN’s are just a lot of fun…

Unless you’re Hollie-May Saker, and into being objectified for pay like a hooker, because it’s a good life, in which case your feminism reads like this tweet she once made about this incident “FEEEEEEUUUUMIN. THAT B**** RUINED AND HAD HER SAGGY T*** IN MY FACE.”….

Wow, referring to another woman as a bitch…and referencing her tits as Saggy…Not Very Sisterly in this femnazi world…which makes these pics of her hotter…

Here’s the FEMEN video of the PUNCH that I can’t see as being a punch…

Here are the pics for the magazine…

I wonder if she’s a virgin….why is no one a virgin anymore…

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2015

Sep

Highland Park Naked Walking Naked of the Day

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Here’s a woman walking naked in Highland Park Michigan, because she’s just a naturist on an evening stroll…because she finds it liberating…that fucking Hippie…

Or maybe on drugs, or crazy, or a hooker….

Because Highland Park Michigan may be somewhere with beautiful scenery….expansive wealth and good living in turn of the century mansions…You know tract housing of the 1960s that benefitted by the booming car industry, in what represented suburban mall culture of the 60s …. what the American Dream was built on..where anything was possible…for good strong moral hard working people…

Or maybe… Highland Park is…ghetto as fuck….

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2015

Sep

Laetitia Casta by David Bellemere for Muse of the Day

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Laetitia Casta is one of the original tits in movies that graced the early internet for celebrity porn to jerk off to…

I never quite knew who Laetitia Casta was in 1996, I just know that I was into jerking off to her tits, thanks to being into celebrities naked, and not celebrities in practice, instead of jerking off to gutter porn chicks naked…

It was the era of internet photo porn, that still took 5 minutes to load an jpg, pre-video…and these sites called internet Thumbnail Gallery Posts or TGPs, were just a stack of categorized pictures you’d click on one to get to free galleries…and for some reason, a reason I call a preview to my entire existence in this world, I’d always choose the celebrity section instead of anal, teen, or blowjob…

Since celebrities were less whorish then, all the actors or models naked would be international…and this Casta chick had these massive tits…

I guess was 20 fucking years ago, but she’s still around, posing, but without nipple…which still counts, but barely, not just because of the no nipple, but because of the being old as fuck…

David Bellemere is the top nude photographer around right now, so this could have been a great throwback to….those better days…but I guess it’s just not that kind of shoot..

I’ll post it anyway, because I’m old…

: Maison Louis Carré – Architecte Alvar Aalto, Bazoche-sur-Guyonne

Posted in:David Bellemere|Laetitia Casta|muse|SFW

2015

Sep

Kim Kardashian in Latex and Kylie with Birth Defects of the Day

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Mom, Pornstar, Rapper Wife, Reality TV monster, Kim Kardashian, felt that it was appropriate to post pictures of her pregnant in Latex with Kanye baby, something that you’d imagine Nation Security would want to eliminate in a CIA mission, that leads to excuses of “accidental car bombing’…or some other excuse that is equally good enough so long as she’s eliminated…I don’t think the world will care..if anything they’ll come together like it was the lunar eclipse on sidewalks across east coast america…staring at the sky thanking the powers that be for such a glorious moment in human history….

I don’t know what she’s peddling…but it’s pretty vile…

But not as Vile as back up Kim Kardashian….Kylie….and not because she’s posing with mutants she’s exploiting to have more purpose than her family, to seem more PC in this PC generation of hypocritical idiots, in a be nice to everyone world while being a cunt privately…but because she should know better than to go along with this garbage…instead…she’s owning it aggressively…

Here’s some of her snapchat hookin’

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2015

Sep

Jonas Brother’s Pussy Wants You To Know What’s Important to Her of the Day

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Rich Kid, overrated, undeserving, boring at best “Model”…from a vapid family that wants to be the Kardashians and who put importance on “modeling”…proven by two of the daughters being models…not because they are hot…but because they are rich kids and their careers were bought…making them “it girls”…probably because her mom modeled or because her rich as fuck arab dad fucks models…and it makes them feel like they all matter, when none of this matters…

GIGI HADID…the Jonas Brother fucker….

Posted some insanity from a recent meltdown I call…being broken down by cyber bully’s who talk shit about her, as they should, trying to justify herself because she’s got feelings and all you assholes are cruel, and don’t realize that you’re the first to hate on cyber bullying, but for some reason it’s ok when you do it against celebs, or bottom feeders, feeding off Jonas Brother cock like this one….in some hypocrisy I can handle, because when the masses turn on someone, hopefully throwing them under the bus so they cease to exist….

It’s a good time…

So key points in her meltdown that she felt going to public with would help her get through:

1- She’s rethinking why she does what she does….without explaining what it is she does.
2- She wants to have a unique walk….and knows she has to improve….#goals
3- YOu can make up all the reasons she’s at where she’s at…but she knows it is because she’s a hard worker…so make up that her dad is rich and used his rich friends to
4- She has a butt, abs, thighs, and fits in sample sizes…
5- She’s creating art and that’s a reminder that art is dead…
6- She’s not gonna change so if you don’t like it, don’t follow her, bitches…
7- Focus on things that inspire you and not bringing people down…be part of the change…because she’s the leader of some change or some movement even though her existence depends focusing on her….because without that…shed doesn’t exist and she can’t have that…

Here’s her awkward walk.

I love watching delusional rich kids play make-belief…especailly when they truly believe what they do is work and that they work hard at it…and that they are part of some bigger level change…who the fuck are these people…

Now show us your tits..

THanks..

TO SEE HER LEAVING HER HOTEL CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

Sep

Crackhead Tries to Sell a Used Condom and Other Videos of the Day

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Louisiana Pregnant Hood Brawl

Tennessee Family Video…

Blood Covered Vegans…

Cop Uses Taser on Dude Complying

83 Year Old Beat…

Women Fight to Death…With Knife…

Man Set Fire to Spider in Gas Station

Crackhead with a Voice of an Angel…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Miley Cyrus Talking About Her Pig’s Butt of the Day

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Here’s Miley sounding half retarded, planning Bacon…when she’s done with “Big Pig”…but I assume that Miley Cyrus is high as fuck, trying to show her fans that she makes as banal observations when high…just like them and in this case…it’s the shine of her pig butt….

I guess to think Miley was the only money grubbing pig in her house was wrong…because apparently the inbred hick popstar trying to be “weird”…because it’s trendy…has a pet pig…she probably doesn’t take care of..

Much like me, only my pig is my fat wife, but this isn’t about me, this is about Miley, who I guess got her pet pig that she doesn’t actually take care of, as a tribute to her family…because pigs remind her of the old country she came from, the back woods of the Kentucky, where that her grand pappy was the richest man in the community, because he was the one with the pig…a richness that allowed him to become a notable figure in his Kentucky town, probably the reason Billy Ray could have a career..it’s always the rich kids…

So whether Miley is from a long line of pig fucking farm people…because even rich hicks fuck their livestock if they are horny enough…it’s safe to assume, she’s just doing this to be obscure, tumblr cool, funny and ironic…for her branding purposes…because anyone who has spent time with pigs, like I have, even though they were in the form of my wife….they’ll know…pigs are pretty gross, demanding, food loving, take up too much of the bed, and smell like shit…always complaining, especially now that she’s menopausal…

Here’s her mouth…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

Sep

Street Sweeper Protects Hooker Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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July Footage of a Police Shooting….of a White Man…Let’s Riot…

Woman Bleeding from Her Neck Just Won’t Stop…

Flour Truck Crash

Idiot Drops 20,000 China Dollars…Woman Takes it

The Plane That Landed on a California Street…

Man Runs Over a Couple at the Police Headquarters in China

Jogger Escapes Serious Injury…

Crazy Bus Accident…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Taylor Swift and Mick Jagger Ruin the Music Industry of the Day

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Taylor Swift is collecting more and more people everyday. It’s like her concerts are just a who’s who of who Taylor Swift knows. It’s like she’s so fucking rich and ridiculous, like the weirdo spoiled girl, who listens to her “Apple Radio”…because she fucking loves “Apple Radio”….and calls her management and says “I was just listing to Rolling Stones, let’s get Mick on stage with me, make it happen”…you know like a weirdo kid with no childhood, playing make-belief, only real life, because she’s rich..

I find everything about her awkward, especially when she dances sexy, even though she fucks more than a street hooker, in a similar approach that she has to concerts…in a “I want that guy’s cock hitting me against the back of my throat, management, make it happen”…but more private…

I do like how how skinny and long and lovely her legs and body are….and since I only focus on what is important, which is her appearance, her sex appeal, and not her content and marketing programs…the legs, even dancing awkward, in various squats work for me….but don’t actually work for me…I would have to be more of a K-Fed for that.

Universal Music Group is deleting this video…so let’s call it “Banned from Youtube”…we’re not allowed to post videos from concerts we go to and pay money to see…we can give these assholes our money….fuckers.

I’m a fan of the Rolling Stones…I like what they did for Black Chicago blues from the UK…I understand their fame and fortune…but at 75 and rich as fuck, we can only assume this is Mick Jagger doing a favor for one of his hundreds of grandkids around the world…because otherwise it’d be so desperate…for someone…who doesn’t need to be desperate…Either way, it’s weird.

TO SEE THE PICS OF TAYLOR SWIFT AND MICK JAGGER CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was amazing to see all these idiots, who I guess are really into science, you know scientists, sitting outside and in the middle of the street, watching the Lunar eclipse like it mattered…it would have been a great opportunity for the aliens to attack…

It would have been more amazing if it was a solar eclipse, because then there would probably be less facebook updated about the nonsense…cuz motherfuckers would be blind…

Here are morning stepLINKS..

Thigh Gaps
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Dude at the Gas Pump Tries to Kill a Spider with Fire….
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The Cutest Roar
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Rachel Hilbert in a Bikini
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Cindy Crawford Still Models
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Girl Cries After Tasting Pepsi for the First Time
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Marky Mark and the Pope
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Girls in Glasses…
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Rihanna Nipple Rings..
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Dog Confused by Magic Trick
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Ed Sheeran and Beyonce..Singing..
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The Kid from WHo’s the Boss is HIV Positive….
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