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2015

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My failed sext of the day was “I want your period blood dripping down her wrist….” to a girl I was sexting who was on her period…apparently…not the right thing to say…

I guess the fact that she had her period meant she wasn’t sexual enough for me…I prefer the girls I sext to be one month pregnant, pre abortion, all hormonal and fucked up…it’s when a girl looks her best..

I guess I am just the nasty streak on their figurative panties….

Because I am drunk and remember…don’t ask a lesbian if she wears lesbian boots…but do ask a girl who takes her birth control pill at the restaurant table next to you for her number…because she fucks…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Wednesday is for ASSES
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Bella Thorne is 18 – Tribute Video
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Nicki Minaj On Miley Cyrus…for the New York Times…
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Selena Gomez on Fat Shaming…
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Vin Deisel Fat
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Kendall Jenner for Paris Fashion Week Legs…
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Girls Smoking Blunts
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The New Party House People…
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2 Girls Fighting in a Raft
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Heidi Klim in Pajamas
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Renee Zellweger Terrifies Me
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Bella Hadid See Through
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Lingerie Tease of the Day
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Fear of Spiders!
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The Cheapest, Most Unbeatable Video Game Characters Ever
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Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret
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Joanna Krupa is a Whore
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Naked Bieber on the Internet….
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Spandex
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Bieber Dick
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Fake Horror Movie Trailer
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Hot Girls on Bikes
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28 of the Most Badass Old People with Tattoos
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Tatiana Eriksen Thong Bikini
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No One Cares About Farrah Abraham’s DNA
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Marnie Simpson Cleavage…
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Rosie O’Donnel is Mad at her Unloyal Cunt Adopted Daughter…
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Slutty Kendall Jenner
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Olivia Rose Big Tits…Model…
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28 People Who Had Way Too Much Fun with a Cash Register
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Celebrities with Black babies have More issues….
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Chloe Bridges Cleavage…
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Randy Quaid is God
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Bulldog VS Bear
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Naked Weather Girl
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Russian Ninja!
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Dumbest Big Tits EVER
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Squirt JUICES
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Sheer Panties Smoke Weed
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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Get Some Male Masturbators…Because Masturbating is Everything
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2015

07

Oct

Justin Beiber’s Dick of the DAy

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You wanna know what the world needs less of…

Justin Beiber Dick…that has been inside Miranda Kerr, Selena Gomez, Hailey Baldwin, probably Kendall Jenner…and countless girls on the road, including but not limited to his mother…and most importantly…the queen who made all this happy…dancing on the ceiling and in our hearts…USHER….doing this Michael Jackson…and not just in emulating his career…but also in how he cums.

Looks like Sam Ronson to me.

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2015

07

Oct

Genevieve Morton Shaves her Pussy for Cheeki of the Day

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I am friends with the people at Cheeki underwear…they answer my emails when I ask for the used panties after one of their photoshoots…with a friendly buy now link to their panties…in the newsletter they signed me up to automatically…

They make the closest thing to disposable panties around and the idea of disposable panties is erotic to me…and apparently they use disposable models like Genevieve Morton to demonstrate the function of the panties by shaving her twat in one scene in the video…because she’s that into comedy….

I am not friends with Genevieve Morton…but apparently into being funny, like so many of these models are, tyet she doesn’t see the humor in when I call her names like pig and fatty…I guess she takes herself too seriously…on her quest to be a comedic actress, I mean what else is a bikini model who lost out to Kate Upton in the big tit game to do…but not seriously enough to demonstrate shaving her pussy for an underwear ad…but all I see is that big girl back…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW

2015

07

Oct

Constance Jablonski in a Swim Campaign of the Day

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Constance Jablonski is some model who from France, and poses topless, because that’s what bikini tops are like in France…but not today….because she’s a fucking sell out and not being true to what has mattered in her career and what makes her country’s beaches worth going to….all them titties….

Coupled with French girls being absolute sexual beasts…sluts..even the sweet, skinny leg ones…who you’d fall in love with just looking at them, but don’t have to because they’ll let you fuck their asses on the first encounter because as an emotional people, they have zero self control….especially when it comes to eroticism….

So here she is posing for a Swim campaign…looking good…because it’s not her other employers…the evil Victoria’s Secret people, even though they are probably all affiliated in this racket that is the “fashion industry”…catering to cunts with egos, gay guys and girls…while overcharging rich people…by casting their daughters in campaigns…and exploiting third world countries…fuck that noise…but I’d rather fuck the noise that comes out of Constance when she sees my micro cock…

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|SFW

2015

07

Oct

Whitney Cummings Ass Flash of the Day

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Whitney Cummings is trying to get noticed again, I guess the only way she knows how, by doing the Chelsea Handler, I call it “the female comedian who wasn’t hot enough to be in movies but got famous anyway…because she thought she was funny and people are lazy and just believed her – especially dudes with money who make decisions and buy TV shows she writes after she gives head to them”…

She’s the brain behind 2 broke girls…who really just sucked dick for the actual writer who gave her a co-credit on it..because without her, there would be no show…it’s all thanks to her throat…and I guess her ass…

Do people care about her? Do people care about any Female comedians? Amy Schumer doesn’t count..her genitals don’t exist and is thus more farm animal than human…

I call this pic not quite hot enough to be a model or actress, but hotter than most comedians, here’s my ass to get noticed..I call is “Anal with Assholes to Pay the Mortgage cuz Married Execs love Anal”….

Fuck Whitney Cummings…she’ll let you if you can advance her career…

Posted in:SFW|Whitney Cummings

2015

07

Oct

Zoe Kravitz for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is showing her panties for Wonderland Magazine because she’s an artist, and by artistic I mean she has rich and famous Lenny Kravitz and Cosby Show / Differnt Strokes Denise….and that’s why she matters…or is trying to matter…because she wants to break free from that…using daddy’s name…and contacts…

She blocked me on social media early on…I guess she doesn’t like the site, or my trolling….it’s not artistic enough for her, even though I’m more an artist that she’ll ever be, and I’m a drunken fool who can’t write…draw or really do anything…but maybe shit on girls…and I don’t need the dreads and fake everything, funded by her trust fund, to prove that…but she does…she matters…

Here she is in a magazine….being an “artist”….

Here she is in a bikini..

TO See Her in a Bikini in Miami the other day…. CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Zoe Kravitz

2015

07

Oct

Zippora Seven in SLOGGI Underwear of the Day

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Her name is Zippora Seven and she’s from New Zealand…

She was a nude hippie model at 16 because her parents were likely hippies, they named her Zippora…that’s “Melanie in Hippie”…

She isn’t nude is in this campaign, because I guess she’s finally made it in America…she lives in America…and she’s not naked for a campaign that actually paid….

She’s not a trashy hooker cam girl…she’s Fashion motherfuckers…but she’s as naked…as a cam girl if you google her…

I feel like I always say the same thing about her, but what the fuck amI supposed to say about a bitch named Zippora in some underwear campaign…that no one really cares about..but who I assume has a wikipedia…making her better than you…unless you’re more famous her…which you probably are since the only people who read this site according to Google Analytics…are from Beverly Hills…

Posted in:SFW|Zippora Seven

2015

07

Oct

Suki Waterhouse Big Nipples for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is Bradley Cooper’s tween looking girlfriend, who is no longer his girlfriend, and she’s showing off the nipples that he used to suck…fuck…and pretend belonged to his mother because all actors have mommy issues and are broken on days he wasn’t womanizing…and trying to fuck hotter models…like Irina Shayk…

I know what you’re thinking…why does this guy have a website…he’s not a writer..he has nothing to say…he can’t even write and you’re right….but don’t blame me…blame Suki Waterhouse for being totally uninspiring…even Bradley Cooper threw her to the curb…if she’s not good enough for a famous, successful actor at the peak of his career with all his money and good looks girls everywhere love…then she’s not good enough for me….even though between you and me…I’d fuck her used maxi pad if I found it in trash outside her NYC apartment I was digging through…

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2015

07

Oct

Tough Guy Ronda Roussey on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

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I wonder how many people Ronda Roussey jerk off to her while she’s fighting…

I am assuming most dudes jerk off to UFC every time they watch it…because that’s just the kind of testosterone release these bros that are into…that’s why they throw in the ring girls…to just straighten it out…why else would anyone be into fighting that much..because even when UFC is girl UFC…it’s the same as the dudes fighting…because their clits are the size of your dick…

I’d post the video, but I hate that Jimmy Fallon motherfucker’s face…and who cares about what Ronda Roussey has to say, she’s more the kind of girl you look at to be dominated by, or testicle torture, or whatever these bros

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Posted in:Ronda Roussey|SFW

2015

07

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens THIGH of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is really into her upper thigh…and so are you..because ever since High School musical you were stoked she wasn’t Ashley Tisdale…or maybe, if you’re like me…you like her because her legal team came after me becuase I posted nude pics that she leaked and they pretended she was 17 and that I was the criminal “Take it down or we’ll get you arrested for being a sex offender”…even though she was 19…and the one who produced and leaked the pics…even though it wasn’t properly planned because she had 5 o’clock shadow…the kind of monkey who needs to wax daily…she’s just that kind of weird immigrant…from what I assume is a jungle somewhere…

Either way, she’s not naked, not as fat as she’s been and into her leg…and so are you..

TO SEE THE REST OF Vanessa Hudgens Thigh CLICK HERE

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