Jessica Alba is the fake CEO or president or whatever of some massive billion dollar company called Honest, that she is slated to make 200 million dollars from when it goes public, which doesn’t include all the money she’s made up until this point, or any of the other ventures she has put money into that are less publicized, or really any of the money that Honest has paid her as a salary to show up everyday and pretend to work…
So what I’m saying is that Jessica ALba is already richer than God, but not quite as rich as Zuckerberg or the other dot com billionaires, however…she’s still peddling bullshit products as ad campaigns that make her look like a cheap, desperate instagram model…whether it is for coconut water or her Husband’s sock company, the whole this is ghetto bullshit, nor matter how much money she makes off it, she’s already got a ton of fucking money…
She can’t be doing this for money…but then what is she doing it for…
SFW
I think we should boycot Jessica Alba and her greedy money grubbing…so unfollow her now…thanks..
Now you can all laugh at my zero impact approach to life as I haven’t won one person over to actually take a stance with me…
I’d be a terrible cult leader, but ALba…that bitch is good…
The hightlight of my night was deprressing enough, as you’d expect, but still made me laugh because I was talking to some Tinder chick who told me that I produce porn content, even though I don’t, all judgingly, like this site, which isn’t a porn site, I just don’t censor nipples, and nipples aren’t porn at least not according to feminists…but apparently people masturbate to this…
When I asked the judging girl when the last time she watched porn she said 5 minutes ago, she was masturbting for the 5th time today and it was to gangbang porn..
So what she’s telling me is that porn is bad, evil and discussing to make money off of, but it’s oky to watch 5 times a day to cum…
This is not a porn site, but it’s funny someone who jerks off to gangbang porn 5 times a day thinks it is…
Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning.
Just Some Big Tits…Busting Out of Shirts CLICK HERE
The highlight of my day was when “Stella Maxwell (This is My Real Account)”…something anyone with their real account would write next to their profile….so trolls realize it’s actually them…was a “people I may know”…according to my facebook….
So I decided to message her…only to be blocked 10 seconds after she answered me…
Was it the real Stella Maxwell as her name suggested…if so why did she had me so much…I mean why can’t I be accepted into the facebook feed of the face the either rides Miley as a marketing campaign or who Miley rides because why fuck actual feminists when you can fuck girls who are objectified for the sale of lingerie, aka everything feminists hate about our patriarchal society…
It hurt me, but not really, I just have nothing else going on…so being blocked by a real or fake Stella Maxwell is literally the only thing that happened to me….
Memories…
Amber Rose Labeling Herself a Stripper and a Ho with her Outfit is Awesome….and Disturbing… CLICK HERE
It’s just so many issues bundled into one crazy girl, showing off her dance routine she learned as a kid when her parents whored her out to the industry…because..when normal drunk, medicated addicts dance like this, I usually just assume they are having a good time or trying to make money for a purse or to feed their babies as a stripper….but when Lohan does it..it’s dark…and incredible….I just wish that yacht deck she’s grinding for rich guys was my face.
I want to taste everything that well traveled, terribly aged, like a moldy cheesy pussy has to offer…
That said, in 2008, I was in a hotel room with Lohan, wasted at 3 or 4 in the morning and she was dancing like a stripper, slapping the floor and looking amazing…not quite as good as this..but close…and that disturbing image has been something i haven never been able to recreate with hookers, but wish I fucking could…but this is close…because people don’t change…especially when it comes to dance dance dance…
I wouldn’t really call this a genius move, but it’s definitely an obvious one…
Keep in mind this is totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world…almost as irrelevant as Bobo buying 2.3 percent of Facebook in 2009 that is now worth 1 billion dollars….because that’s what philathropy is about….and not nearly as important as the Lindsay Lohan dancing on a yacht like a stripper, something I’ve experienced first hand in a hotel room in 2008, but it still makes me laugh that dude, instead of going to jail as a sex offender, has been able to openly admit he fucked teen Kylie because her parents were no where to be found, and not just because her dad was in disguise on some Mrs DOubtfire shit….but because they are garbage into themselves…but she’s got a huge fucking following, people are talking so do the whole “first” love manipulation and cast her in your bullshit, because it gets her some visibility, breaking free from her sisters who made her tranny like her daddy face relevant…
ALl while getting him free talent and views so people can now know one of Tyga’s songs when asked, because before today anyone, even hip hop fans couldn’t place anything motherfuker did…other than Kylie…
Either way, manipulate broken young girls pretending it is love and win…that’s the Tyga lesson of the day
I didn’t watch the VMAs, I don’t think I ever do. I just hate celebrating people who already won at life, in some over produced advertising campaign, wasting money that could be spent on better things, like hookers…not these kids of hooker…but street hookers…with babies they don’t have money to feed due to addiction…or really curing AIDS or cancer, or anything 100,000,000 dollars, or more could be better spent on…you know do these idiots really need more attention, airtime, celebration, and bullshit awards…they don’t…
I didn’t see Kanye vow to run for president, you know to make a joke out of America, because he would probably win. I guess this happened to Ronald Reagan in the 80s, but he was an infomercial actor, not a rapper married to a media whore.
I didn’t see Taylor Swift win all the meaningless awards.
I didn’t see Miley make a fool of herself, or get in a fight with Nicki Minaj…
I didn’t see Kim Kardashian dressed like Danny Devito as the Penguin in real time…
I don’t believe in award shows, I don’t find them interesting, I am amazed that people love this shit and buy into the Soap Opera of celebrity…so I have no interest in any of this shit…
Maybe that means I am officially too old to be relevant, but I’ve never been relevant….maybe I am too out of the loop to post pics of these idiots, well, I’ve always been out of the loop and hated this shit..
My purpose is to tell you how stupid it is, how commercialized all media we digest is, and how buying into it, instead of having a productive hobby like gardening or napping, is just perpetuating this absolute scripted garbage…
I am amazed that as humans, with brains, people are reporting on this shit like it was the 90s, and we were too dumb to realize award shows didnt matter…
Here are some highlights ,because pop culture may be a pile of vapid bullshit, but I still look on with disgust the day after looking at random internet pics…
I don’t really see what this kind of played out nonsense Hollywood shit still happens….but it happens..so I guess it matters…to some of you idiots…
HERE ARE SOME OF MILEY’S OUTFITS
Here is Miley’s Instagram pics…
Some Miley Pussy Tape:
HERE IS SELENA GOME WITH NO BRA
Here is Taylor Swift….
onstage during the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on August 30, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.
Here is Taylor Swift’s Lipless Barbie – Side Tit…
Jojo For Vintage Jailbait Memories…
Some Kim K Looking Like the Danny Devito’s Penguin…
Some Nicki Minaj Monster…
Someone Invited the Tits from the Blurred Lines Video!
Oh Shit- and a Hooters Girl!! Straight from Florida…
Rihanna Couldn’t Be There so they Sent her Body Double…
The chubby Vag that Fucks John Legend’s Wallet was There Too!
Rihanna Part 2…or Rihanna Back-Up…or Rihanna’s Busty Body Double…or Rihanna Impersonator who will call you racist for comparing her to Rihanna, because she aspires to be Rihanna, but in breaking free from being seen as a Back-Up Rihanna, in case Rihanna dies of a drug overdose, like most people, needs to use racism to get out of being seen as Rihann, even though Rihanna sees her trying to be Rihanna too, it’s just that obvious….
She goes by Rita Ora…which rhyles with Rihanna, if said fast enough, and I guess it’s just part of her marketing, like fucking producers, label people, and wearing pasties under underwear, since her tits…these tits…are a huge part of her campaign….
Saskia de Brauw is an old dutch model, not to be confused with an old Dutch oven, or an Old Dutch bag of potato chips, or an old Dutch wooden shoe, because she’s got big old dutch titties and I have POSTED Them old dutch Tittiess BEFORE …because I am so current and on top of everything old dutch models with big titties do…
Like this shoot for Vogue, which is pretty fucking naked, but tasteful and artistic, so different than when I take pics of topless girls for masturbation purposes, because you can’t see her clit or bush, even though all I want is her clit and bush…that’s how you fantasize about cumming on them…obviously…
What I am trying to say is how is this fashion? Because it’s a model with an agency, like 90 percent of girls, or because it’s a fashion magazine, seems like a lot of bullshit…but I am into this kind of bullshit, thanks to the tits…..
Spoiled, overrated, model because her mom was a model and her dad still fucks models her age, Gigi Hadid, is one of the most aggressively marketed creatures with little to no talent, but with money and egotistical parents that want to be the next Kardashians, thanks to being vapid idiots, so they throw that money and PR people, who can manipulate the media and that can create an instagram following using her LA rich kid access, that can create a modeling career, since modeling is a joke – photographers will shoot anyone and magazines will feature anyone…as long as they have an audience…advertisers like audiences…
Well now she’s dating virgin, who isn’t a virgin, but pretended to be cuz it got him more pussy, Jonas brother…
But more importantly, posting these kinds of pics to the internet…bikini selfie porn…
The more entertaining thing about Gig Hadid, is that her sister got jealous, like all rich kid sisters, and is raining on her parade….stealing her job and contacts…to have her own career…with Victoria’s Secret…because that’s what bratty whining gets you…